ihadanepiphany
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Joined 05-27-01, id: 73485
Author has written 19 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Discworld.

Dramatic Voice: You have entered the realm of ihadanepiphany. The doors are locked and the ride only goes one way. So prepare yourself...

Epiphany: Cheers, scare everyone off why dont ya? So hard to get good help these days, huh? smirk Try to enjoy yourself and read my fics at the same time, it can be done! By utter loonies like me, but it can be done! Thanks to all the wonderful, (now-ensnared!)people who gave me all my reviews! There is nothing better after a long day and opening your e-mail and finding review alerts! You all get green stim powder! (To know what the hell I'm on about, read Two Lunatics and a Sith lord! hehe!)

Ive been incredibly and possibly inexusably lax with the writing and stuff but with college (wohoo got my exam results! Im going back in September! hang on...) and work (waitressing in parents restuarant, fun.) and trying desperately to cling on to the last shredded remnants of a life I simply dont have the time or spare brain thingys to write anything. But I promise as soon as i organize things better you'll get stories. Myabe not any good stories but stories.

Now go read what stories i do have here until I have more up.

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The Curse of Margolotta by Nameduplume reviews
Young Vetinari and Lady Margolotta meet. I know there is another story here with the same subject,and I apologise in advance for any troubles this might cause,I haven't read it yet,for obvious reasons,but I want to,when I'm finished.This is just my view.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008
What is a Dwarf? by Langwurst reviews
It's the question that has been puzzling the street's of AnkhMorpork, but is currently confusing the Watch. Will an answer finally provide itself? Am I doing it again? Yep.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
What lies beneath by SarahBelle reviews
Things are moving in the Ankh that are far from safe. The Watch have to contend not only with a series of gruesome, distinctive murders, but with a cover up the size of the ocean. But sharks aren't known for getting out of the water...at least, until now.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,930 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005
Locks and Doors by Jess Idres reviews
A continuation of 'Keys to a Kingdom'. Even the greatest of tragedies have a silver lining. And now the Watch is wondering what to do with a strange ambassador and his extended family...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,073 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005
Anniversaries of the Heart by rhonderoo reviews
Darth Vader gets his personal affairs in order before leaving for his assignment on the second Death Star over Endor. He finds that the past does not always stay behind.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,357 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Darth Vader
Seven Stars and Seven Stones and One Old Copper by Egleriel reviews
Discworld-LotR crossover, with elves, Orcs and Nobbses. A magical accident catapults Vimes into another dimension. And worse, he has to find his son in an unknown land, in the middle of a war that he seems to be in charge of... CHAPTER 11 is up.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,422 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Sam Vimes
Anywhere But Here by samvimes reviews
Severus Snape runs into an old student in an unlikely place, and tells some uncomfortable truths to the Boy Who Ran Away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Pin the Tail to the Donkey by The Death of Mayflies reviews
A mysterious tale of tails, set amongst the street-wise and the street vice of Ankh-Morpork's seediest parts, complete with dos and donuts. Cross-dressing! Religious extremism! Negotiable affection! FINISHED. Please read and review.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Complete
You Can't Kick A Troll In The Rocks by samvimes reviews
It's got a beat and you can dance to it. Well, not really, but that's as accurate as anything else.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2003
We Didn't Buy The Hardback by samvimes reviews
A history of Discworld in filk.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2003
Just a Jedi? Wrong! by Vegesa SSJ Jedi Knight reviews
A young girl named Vegesa will be the first jedi of her race, with a few conditions. What happens when she hasen't lost the spiecies' attitude, and maked friends with a very special bounty hunter and a very important Prince? Find out!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2003 - Published: 6/9/2002
Odd One Out by intrasonic reviews
A story of someone's quest to NOT find herself. Sometimes, it's harder than it sounds. [On Hold]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,095 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 5/8/2002
Different Reality by BlueElli reviews
What really happens when a friend, who knows NOTHING about SW, and I get sucked into the SW universe. Started off of boredom. Say yay or nay for me to go on with it or not. We think it's pretty funny to be honest. R/R! *Finished!*
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,599 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 6/7/2002 - Published: 5/27/2002
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Look out Discworld! reviews
This is a continuation of a thread that was started by Two Lunatics And A Sith Lord. Aislings arrived on Discworld. Note, you do not have to read Sith Lord but it helps. Please review!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004
The Past Can Hurt reviews
Was reading the Night Watch and a plot bunny bit. First time writing a Discworld, dont punish me too hard!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004
Kept reviews
Kind of weird, give it a go and tell me what you think
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 11/18/2003
Tale of the Feree reviews
In the book The Courtship of Princess Leia, prince Isoldor tells Tereniel about the now-extinct people of the planet Feree. I re-read that recently and a plot bunny formed...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 6/7/2003
Understanding reviews
Leia comes to terms with who her father is. Remember the time when Anakin visits her on Bakura? She gets another visitor that night. Note: Basically a follow on from Clearing Up The Facts, might help if you read it, but not necessary.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2003
Two Lunatics and a Sith Lord reviews
Vader arrives on Earth, somehow, and meets two students studying for an exam who happen to less than sane. Interested? Then click on the blue letters, you know you want to! I BROKE THREE HUNDRED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *clears throat* thanx evry1!!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,990 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002
Unforgiven reviews
This is just a little look into what started Vaders slide into the Light Side. This was uploaded before, but it's changed, so try to enjoy again, yes?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/4/2002
Journey back reviews
Anakin began the long road of returning to himself
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2002
Metamorphasis reviews
A family curse and Rons lifelong streak of bad luck. You do the math. This is good! There is no need to avoid it like the plague! I need the reviews, come on people!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,428 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2002 - Published: 3/15/2002 - Ron W., Draco M.
Clearing up the facts reviews
Ever wonder why luke went from 'thats inpossible!' to 'Father?' Notice how he fell unconscious? Is there a link? lets find out...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2002
How Things Change reviews
A look at Padmes thought pre-Vader and post-Vader not majorly angst but not funny either this is one of those fics thats somewhere in the middle
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/7/2002
Sometimes Lies Are Good reviews
A truth potion ans Snapes potion class. Hmmm! A silly little fic to show why people dont speak their minds and what happens when they do
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2002
Angel, from a certain point of view reviews
Just a little filk on a little Robbie Williams song. No biggie. R&R Or into the Pit of Carkoon you will be cast!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/15/2002
Questionnaires reviews
Were you ever made fill out a questionnaire that made no sense and had no purpose?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2002
A Small Act of Repentance reviews
How do you make up for being Vader? Looking after your kids maybe? Too much! To know more you must read!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002
Child of the Chosen One reviews
Have you listened to the song? (its by Iron maiden called Fallen Angel) It's practicaly tailor made!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/4/2002
What Would You Do? starring cast of SW reviews
Take the classic trilogy add What Would You Do? by Cityhigh and you got....read and find out
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/3/2002
Iris-D.V. reviews
was looking for inspiration when Goo Goo Dolls "Iris" came on the radio. For result click on blue letters
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/28/2002
Fightin For A Prayer reviews
Think bon Jovi Livin On A Prayer and mix it the Rebel Alliance Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2002