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Rin'ne: It is said that it takes a village to raise a child. A tale in which the third Hokage, pressed by the fear of his people, exiles the infant Jinchuuriki, Naruto, to a forgotten outpost to live a civilian life far away from Konoha. But war does not discriminate, and young Naruto soon learns that even happiness comes at a terrible price.
The Nine-Tailed Shadow: Uzumaki Naruto awakens on the morning of the meeting with his team to discover that his seal has begun to degrade. Now under the scrutiny of team seven and the Warmongering Hokage Shimura Danzo, his dreams of dragging Konoha out of this fetid war has him questioning whether or not what he sees is real. When you cannot trust what you see in the mirror, maybe it's because what is looking back at you is a monster.
Yaoi. Dear. GOD.
When Kurama calls Naruto 'Kit'. Methinks you're getting a little too familiar there, buddy.
Bills over $100. (I burn with the hatred of a billion, billion stars)
What else ... ? Um, how about bad story names that have nothing at all to do with the plot? "The Musketeer, a story about how Harry Potter obtains the Sharingan." What?
Plots that have Naruto chased/beaten by drunk villagers. >.> Come on, that's just ridiculous.
People who take their dislike for certain characters too far. AKA: Mindless character bashing.
Things I Do Like:
Well thought out stories where there is a concise flow and a clear goal for the main character, whomever that may be.
Stories that don't have the pairing written out in the summary. (Hey come read my story it's Naru/Hina!)
Reviewers who leave a constructive review. Not just: 'Nice story, update soon'. Damn junkies ... >.>
Innovative ideas. Like a fic starring team seven as a whole rather than focusing entirely on Naruto. I'm thinking of ... oh, Juniper
People who put effort into their writing.
Stories where authors don't have to write out every.single.detail. I like a little ambiguity.
People who update their stories more than once a year. (Guilty)
Stories where the romance isn't rushed so fast.
16 things to do at Wal-Mart
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When an associate asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I Choose You!"
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