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Joined 01-06-05, id: 734945, Profile Updated: 06-22-12
Author has written 8 stories for Hellsing, Teen Titans, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

We are brain farted (Also known as brainious fartinum - its a chronic condition, sometimes contagious).

Current Information/Story News!

Woo... I'm back... sorta :D I'ts been a loooooong time since I've done any new stories and Bob and I are ashamed!! Really. Mostly o.O lol. Not sure which fandom we are going to be writing for. We still love TT but lately we've become HUGE fans of Bleach and Naruto so who knows. Still planning on writing a follow up to Talking in Your Sleep but kinda having a brain fart on that so we'll go emerse ourselves in romantic fluffy songs and see if we cant pull something out for it.

Going to be doing - Talking in Your Sleep - due to the numerous requests for a second shot of this one shot I will be doing another chapter but I dont know when - just check back occasionally.

May continue Naru Shades of Green story or may place it up for adoption... The first chapter sort of wrote itself but since I've let it sit so long the plot has sort of escaped me. Maybe if I find a large butterfly net I'll be able to chase it down and catch it.

Stories in the works - We have a few ideas for Hetalia. OMG, I cant even begin to tell you how mind rotting that anime is, but in a good way...

Its pronounced Ten-She Ja-Kie(like Pie...) - just in case you were wondering...

Tenshi: Well Bob, what are we going to do tonight?
Bob: The same thing we do every night Tenshi?
Tenshi: Yep, thats right - try and take over Fandom!

"They're Bob and Tenshi,
yes, Bob and Tenshi,
one is a muse and the other is itchy...
They are both quiet insane,
Sometimes they eat brains...
They're Bob, Bob and Tenshi - Tenshi - Tenshi..."

Tenshi: That was disturbing...
Bob: Yeah, but I kinda liked it - made me feel all fluffy inside.
Tenshi: Fluffy? Looks like I have to take you to the vet again.
Bob: Hey! I'm a muse! Not a dog!
Tenshi: There is a difference?
Bob: growls.

Name: Tenshi Jaki

Species: Humanous Genious Humorous

Location: Earth, at least it looks like it. Gender: Female
Age: Not old enough to be responsible, to old to play in the playland at Mc Donalds...sigh
Pet Peeves: Stupidity, rampant stupidity, and pointless flames. Oh, and zealots... die zealots!
Writes, or could write (bwahaha, eventually right), for: Teen Titans, Harry Potter, Hellsing, Avatar: TLA, Naruto, Bleach, Hetalia.
Would rather introduce an eye to a spork than: Eat onions, give up yaoi.
Current Obsessions: Hetalia, original story ideas, foxes and penguins.

Name: Bob the Muse
Species: Muse
Location: Tenshis Mind, it's very spacious. Gender: Male
Age: 1009, working for 413, who do you think talked that painter into cutting off his ear?
Pet Peeves: Tenshi, Tenshi being stupid, Tenshi without her meds and I suppose Pointless Flames.
Writes, or could write, for: Whatever Tenshi is doing, though if I could I would have some fun with other things.
Would rather introduce an eye to a spork than: Allow Tenshi to get her way with anything, disappoint our readers.
Current Obsessions: Long vacations as far away from Tenshi as musely possible.

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Shades of Green reviews
AU/Anita-verse Sasu/Naru. Naruto's friend Kyuubi has gone missing. No biggie, our favorite blond will find him - along with some witches, vampires and lycanthropes... oh my. Fuller summery inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Breaking Point reviews
You can only push a person so far before they break, the Titans are going to learn this the hard way when Raven has had enough. It's Humor, the summery sounds so dire... Some sprinkled RaeBB RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,996 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Talking in Your Sleep reviews
one shot RobRae. Robin overhears Raven talking in her sleep. What could she possibly be dreaming about, or rather, who? Slightly based on the song.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Raven, Robin - Complete
A RaeBB Christmas reviews
T'was the night before christmas for Raven and Beastboy. uh Santa is a sicko in this fic couldnt help it... romance and humor.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Gone but Not Forgotten reviews
Just in time for Halloween! The tower is haunted but by who. Its up to Raven and BB to find out. Slight BBxT and BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
When Anime fangirls attack! reviews
Oneshot Harry and Draco meet at... all things an anime convention with their friends. Confusion insues as rabid fangirls set after them... rwhg slight hpdm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When candy goes bad reviews
or The attack of the left over mutant candy… Beast boy finds his forgotten stash of candy from the holidays... crazyness with bbrav robstar cybee and jinxspeedy COMPLETED
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Strange Night or When UST attacks reviews
Its a strange night in the hellsing mansion. including bunny walter and pink loving aliens... abit AxSOOC
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Complete