Author has written 2 stories for Fairy Tales.
So does anyone know what we are supposed to have in a profile?
Well lets talk about me, I like to talk about me.
I like me.
I'm a bit of a nerd, I love reading. I'm a history and law tutor, oh yeah, I get paid for that. I hate math though, ICK! I'm 20, I attend Becker College for Pre Law Major with a Minor in History. I love Law, I want to be a Lawyer, Attorney, whatever you like to say. I belive in free speech, even if it isn't what I want to hear. I'm a Liberal Democrat, (I come from Massachussetts, what do you want from me). I vote, and I don't want to hear any complaning about polotics if you don't vote. I believe passionatly what America stands for. Not the bullshit conservative crap but the real stuff like freedom of speech, freedom from religion, our free press, our civil liberties and our checks and balances. I love politics and I will verbally decimate any conservative in a conversation...
I've decided I will be the President, The Chief Justice of the US Supreme court, the Governor or Massachusetts, or I will own my own law firm and have so much money I will be able to wipe my ass with it and flush it down the toilet.
Oh BTW I'm Atheist, because I'm not a fucking retard.
I never update my stories, ever. I just dont have time, with School and work and all. Yeah I know I suck...
"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write something worth reading,
"Men are like Parking Spaces, All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped"
"I like Pigs, Dogs Look up to us, Cats Look Down on us... Pigs Treat us as Equals"
-Sir Winston Churchill
"Only the Educated Are Free"
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety"
(That is my favorite Ben quote ever, I quote it all the time especially about the US Patriot act, this is still a very relevant quote.)
"In Matters of Style, Swim with the Current;
In Matters of Principle, Stand like a Rock."
"Love and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder may have a similar chemical profile.
Translation: Love and Mental Illness may be difficult to tell apart
Translation: Don't be a fool. Stay Away
Of course thats a mandate that none of us can follow..."
"To be Madly in Love, could be exactley that - maddness. The term "lovesick" is
surprisingly accurate...Love blurs the line between mental health and psychopathology.
Still we can't resist the sirens song...Thats why spell bound Lovers stay up all night to see
the sun rise & take extrordinary risks to see each other... Love can be Dangerous..."
"Sure God may have greated man before woman,
but isn't there always a rough draft before the final masterpiece?"
"Life is a sexualy transmitted disease"
"Reality is merley an Illusion: Albeit a very persistent one"
- Albert Einstein
"We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality."
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"
- Albert Einstein
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
- Albert Einstein
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns!
"I haven't found Mr. Right yet.
Just Mr. Rude,
and Mr. Gives-a-new- meaning-to-the term-Pig..."
"Heart Attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends"
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if he's cute screw the fruit"
"I'm not a vegetarian 'cause I love animals, I'm a vegetarian 'cause I hate plants"
"Bombing for Peace is like Fucking for Virginity"
"The greatest things of your life will happen in the most illogical ways and always at the worst possible time."
"Knowledge is power. Power currupts. So... study hard and be evil"
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
- Lily Tomlin
The Ten Paradoxical Commandments
People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas
People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
People really need help but may attack you if you do help them.
Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth.