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Joined 01-06-05, id: 734983, Profile Updated: 07-23-12
Author has written 34 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Prince of Tennis, and Glee.

(stalk, stalk, stalk... crouch... pounce... HUG!)
You have just been victimized by the serialhugger!

Okay, I'm serialhugger, yup, yup, yup, thats my name! My real name hasn't been used in so freakin' long I seem to have forgotten it, and my friends are no help as they refer to me as 'Smurf'; serialhugger is actually a collective of people who are into the whole fanfiction thing. There is a list of who we are and what we do below.

(Updated July 23 2012)

Hmmm Okay, so lets see, things you might find interesting to know...

We- or rather Smurf, is currently accepting requests for fics! The guidelines for requesting a fic are pretty much the same. If you have a request please follow the guidelines as described below:

1) Please deliver your requests via review or PM
2) Clearly state, the pairing or character(s) you would like featured.
3) If you want something smutty, say so, or you will more than likely wind up with something fluffy and cute.
4) Do NOT under any circumstances request Kaka/Kanku, animeverse!Sloth/Ed, or animeverse!Sloth/Al as Smurf has a deep seeded belief that both ninja should be allowed to be with anyone else in the fandom, but each other (She said something along the lines of: 'Kakashi/Kankuro pairings are even more evil than smooth peanut butter', and she really dislikes smooth peanut butter), and dislikes animeverse!Sloth/Elric brother pairings with a passion.
5) If you have a basic plot line, or any other specifics you would like to have included in your fic, please include it in your request, as the poor girl is not a mind reader, and is not opposed to taking a bit of direction every now and again if it means giving you what you want... though, she does rather enjoy having free rein.


What We Do!

Generally speaking, we write fanfiction, though we do have actual lives. Janey & Eric tend to spark ideas for fics and have Smurf write for them. Mandy and Shannon tend to write in the Inuyasha fandom, while Smurf writes mainly in the Naruto and Harry Potter fandoms. That isn't to say those are the only fandoms we write for, but, rather, the other fics the collective are working on are nowhere near ready, and wont be posted until Smurf's inner perfectionist is satisfied with them as a whole.

People who use this account...

Shannon: the enthusiasm for fanfics also known as dogdemon-Narutofan

Mandy: the reality check... she also writes on dogdemon's account.

Janey& Eric: the pervert & the pervert's husband. Yes, they count as one entity!

Smurf: the e-mail address, and self proclaimed Court Jester of Odd Pairings.

Completed Works of Fanfic-Goodness:

1) Just the Fact That She Does (written by Smurf & Janey) -Naruto
2) A Misunderstanding Of The Feet (by Smurf) - Naruto
3) From the Floppy Called Subversive (by Smurf) - Naruto
4) Obito; On Hands, Hormones, And Being Dead (by Smurf) - Naruto
5) Chouji's Chips (just another Smurf drabble)- Naruto
6) Attraction To A Wallflower (by Smurf)- Harry Potter
7) Attraction To A Hufflepuff (a companion piece to ATAW) - Harry Potter
8) The Laws Of A FanFic Universe (sequel to FtFCS- by Smurf; written to get over writer's block)- Naruto
9) Closet Case, Or The Case Of The Closet... Which Ever (this was done to appease Smurf's need for smut.)- Naruto
10) Sometimes (by Smurf) - Naruto
11) The Lion And The Mouth (by Smurf) - Naruto
12) The Kit The Puppy And The Cherry Blossom (request fic- by; Smurf)- Naruto
13) Like A Stack Of Branches (request fic- by; Smurf)- Naruto
14) Vicariously (request fic- by Smurf)- Naruto
15) A sort of love in and of itself (Fuery/Armstrong- By Smurf)- FMA
16) First Times (request from wildkit naru/hana smut)- Naruto
17) Drabbles for The Eighth Sin (by Smurf; 3 drabbles Naru/Hanabi, Naru/Anko, Naru/Tayuya)- Naruto
18) Of Commitment and Indulgence (requestfic. Tango Pair. By; Smurf)- Tennis no Oujisama
19) Holding Hands (request from LiquidAsh. Naruto Ino & a tattoo)- Naruto
20) Blame it on the Sake (request fic)- Naruto
21) Fun With Books - FMA
22) After Seven - FMA
23) Educating Gaara - Naruto
24) Two Tales for the Nine Tails - Naruto (request fic)
25) Shinobi Rules - Naruto (request fic)
26) The Kit In Love - Naruto (request fic)
27) Long Blonde Hair - Naruto (giftfic)
28) Good/It Killed Him - Glee (requestfic)

Other Stuff:
This section is where we list the Fic's that we are undecided on.

A) The Life and Times of A Dead Uchiha - this was meant to be a yondi fic, but it got out of hand and morphed into something else, though it does still include the fourth, and his team, and the other inhabitants of the Naruto-verse. So It might just be a random side project... don't really know yet. When it's finished with, we'll either post it here, or put up a link. But for the time being this project is strictly between Smurf and Dead Uchiha. Even we fellow serialhuggers are out of the loop on this one. HOLY SHIT! This thing is F-ing long; it's something like 215 chapters.

B) Kage inspired debauchery- this isn't the actual title. Holy dead-thing on a stick batman! We actually started it... sort of. We did some brain storming and then I did some free-writing, and it didn't totally suck! There was even a minimal amount of spelling and grammar mistakes. When & if it is ever continued depends a lot on our schedules.

Also, Smurf has attempted to combine all of Dead's AFF challenges into one fic... I think she's calling it Wizards, Chuunins, and other nonsense... dunnoe.

Odd bits!

Smurf's update
Big apology to everyone who's been waiting on requests. For those of you who don't know I suffer from an auto-immune disease, and sometimes It's difficult for me to use my hands for something even as simple as typing. I promise they're being worked on and since today seems to be an okay day, I'll start typing up what I've got so far.


Remember! If it doesn't say by Smurf then it isn't written by her. So if you really want to write bad reviews go ahead, just remember the notifications go to her address, so make sure you do it in a witty way. She hates it when people rely on profanity instead of using their brain and vocabulary to point out the failings of a certain work.

Thank you!

Hugs and Oreos;
Serialhugger

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Of Remembralls and Likenesses by codenamelily reviews
Cedric wanted to please his father, but couldn't find a way to explain to him that he was more likely to have a civil union with a handsome, charming wizard and adopt Malaysian orphans. CedricNeville
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Cedric D., Neville L. - Complete
The Ungiven Box of Chocolates by Fushigi Rockna reviews
Each year Hughes saw the same thing: Roy with a box of chocolates he was unable to give. He would sit there for hours, box in his hands, thinking about giving it, only to throw it out...[Spoilers and Hyuroi]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Remembering the 'Good Times' by Fushigi Rockna reviews
Havoc and Roy have been dating for a month, and Hughes decides to tell Havoc some of the things Roy did for HIM when they were together....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
A Little Lunacy by BellonaBellatrix reviews
All good plans go awry sometimes. Luna can attest to that. Her first year was a strange one, and Luna decides to take matters into her own hands. In her sixth, she sees too much and pays the price. TRLL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,841 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L.
If It Went This Way by Dead Uchiha reviews
DISCONTINUED--may be rewritten one day Obito returns to Konoha after ten years spent as a missing nin. He's punished by being forced to take on a team of genin. Chaos ensues. XD Mwahahahaha!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 90,495 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Torune, Sasuke U.
Luna's Year by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends gradually discover a growing friendship with a certain
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,931 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Luna L., Harry P.
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Nedric Side Stuff reviews
Side story things for the Nedric series. All pieces found herein focus on Neville, Cedric, or both.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Neville L., Cedric D.
Naruto Kurenai Drabbles Etc reviews
Request. Was meant to be a multichapter fic, in which all of the pieces found here in were held together by something resembling a plot, but that idea was trashed in favor of drabbles, ah, joy! NaruKure pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 19,814 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Good or It Killed Him reviews
Sometimes Rachel kills Puck. Requestfic for Janey. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Long Blonde Hair reviews
Giftfic for Dead Uchiha. Naruto is confused about his sexuality after a Saturday night party. Happy Valentine's Day Deadypooh! ... even if it is kinda early.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Even The Scars reviews
Request fic. For FunkyKiwi, who asked for a longer more in depth look at an existing serialhugger fic, Just The Fach That She Does.Ibiki/OC pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,070 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Ibiki M.
At Seven reviews
Armstrong/Fuery pairing. A continuation of Around Seven. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Alex A., Kain F.
Shinobi Rules reviews
Requestfic. Ebisu & a few of the rules he lives by.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Ebisu - Complete
Two Tales for the Nine Tails reviews
Requestfic. Two drabbles centering around Naruto, Yugito & a crush. For the high demon lord.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
The Kit In Love reviews
Request fic. A NaruHana Valentine’s Day drabble-thing. Fifth in Smurf's NaruHana series. This fic, much like The Lion And The Mouth and Like A Stack Of Branches, is based on a fable.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Hana I., Naruto U. - Complete
Educating Gaara reviews
Gaara walks in on something he doesn't quite understand and somehow Kankuro is elected to fix it. Takes place just after the Chunin exam. Rated M for a reason- You have been warned. One-shot. Gift fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Around Seven reviews
Crackpairing. subtle humor. comapnion to A Sort of Love in and of Itself. Fuery, Armstrong, and a closet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Alex A. - Complete
Fun With Books reviews
crack fic. Roy borrows a library book. Done for pervwars2008 originally.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sciezska, Roy M. - Complete
Nedric reviews
Nedric. Neville misses Cedric. An overheard conversation helps him to move on, even if just a little bit.[Reading order: ATAW, ATAH, Nedric, Nedric Side Stuff.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Neville L., Cedric D.
Blame it on the Sake reviews
Request fic very, very vague mentions of Naruto groping Tsunade.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Holding Hands reviews
Requestfic for LiquidAsh. The request: Naruto, Ino & a tattoo.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Commitment and Indulgence reviews
Drabble. Requestfic. Tango pair. Sanada commits, Atobe indulges, it's just how they are.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Atobe K., Sanada G. - Complete
First Times reviews
Clean Edit Naruto muses on firsts. NaruHana. Fourth in Smurf's NaruHana series. First Times uncut version has been removed apparently.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Hana I., Naruto U. - Complete
Drabbles For The Eighth Sin reviews
Requestfic. A series of three drabbles for The Eighth Sin. Drabble 1: NaruAnko, Drabble 2: NaruHanabi, Drabble 3: NaruTayuya. Rated for the first chapter, as the other two are K at the most.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Sort of Love in and of Itself reviews
Fuery muses on Armstrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Alex A. - Complete
Vicariously reviews
Kakashi, his little orange books, and living vicariously. Sort of a KakaSaku drabble for dogdemoninuyashaandkagome.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Like A Stack Of Branches reviews
Naruto tells Hana another story. Third in Smurf's Naru/Hana series.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Hana I., Naruto U. - Complete
The Kit, The Puppy, And The Cherry Blossom reviews
Request fic. Request 1: continuation of The Lion and The Mouth. Request 2: SakuNaruHana. Second in Smurf's Naru/Hana series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
The Lion And The Mouth reviews
Requestfic. Naruto tells a story to a slightly wounded Hana. First in Smurf's NaruHana series.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Hana I., Naruto U. - Complete
Sometimes reviews
Requestfic. Kurenai, former team 10, and remembering the dead. [used lunar calendar for this... though the solar would have worked too.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
From the Floppy Called Subversive reviews
A spoof of MarySue situations. That means it pokes fun at MarySue's and quirks of the fandom, including incorrect spelling [of names etc.], oocness, etc. Dont like idiocy, then dont read it. Pure crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,746 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Complete
Closet Case Or the Case of the Closet, Which Ever reviews
Crack fiction. Giftfic. Obscure pairing, staples of bad fiction [IE. oocness, Yaoi, smut, and other weird things]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Ebisu, Ibiki M. - Complete
Laws of the Fanfic Universe reviews
A continuation of From the Floppy Called Subversive. Another spoof of Mary Sue's and other fandom quirks [OOCness, AUishness, incorrect spelling of names, etc. Written to overocme writers block].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,366 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Attraction To A Hufflepuff reviews
Nedric. Neville thinks on Cedric. [Reading order: ATAW, ATAH, Nedric, Nedric Side Stuff.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,042 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Neville L., Cedric D. - Complete
Attraction To A Wallflower reviews
Nedric. Originally a oneshot. Cedric ponders Neville in this slashy strange fic. [Reading order: ATAW, ATAH, Nedric, Nedric Side Stuff.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Cedric D., Neville L. - Complete
Chouji's Chips reviews
Somebody is jealous of Chouji’s chips. Just a short drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Chōji A. - Complete
Obito On Hands, Hormones, And Being Dead reviews
[Weird pairing. Voyeurism.] Obito looks in on the living. Giftfic for Dead Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Torune, Kankuro - Complete
Survival of the fittest reviews
[on hold]AU, OC's, antific... sorta, no real plotline. The collective got bored one day and decided to kill characters off, because killing off real people is bad, and illegal.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005
A Misunderstanding Of The Feet reviews
Just a bit of stupidity, bordering on lunacy, involving Gaara and feet not a foot fetish fic and we all know that this particular situation would never happen! oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Gaara - Complete
Just The Fact That She Does reviews
He's scarred, he's scary, and a bit insane... so why does she like him so much? And do the reasons really matter? Oneshot. Requestfic for Janey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Ibiki M. - Complete