Camunki
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Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, and Glee.

NOTE: FROM NOW ON, ALL OF MY FICS WILL ALSO BE POSTED TO AO3, HERE: http://archiveofourown.org/users/Camunki

The name's Camunki.

I write gay stuff.

That's really all you need to know, huh?

All characters, people or animals mentioned in this profile are entirely fictional and any resemblance to persons, whether living or dead, is purely coincidental. No one was harmed in the creation of this profile, aside from a couple of handsome boys whose asses may be slightly sore.

My Tumblr: http://camunki.tumblr.com

My Deviantart page: http://camunki.deviantart.com

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What I ship:

Kurtofsky (Glee. Kurt/Karofsky)

Klaine (Glee. Kurt/Blaine. But only for the pretty. And the porn.)

Klaineofsky (Glee OT3. Blaine/Karofsky/Kurt)

Furt, Purt... (Glee. So, yeah, Kurt's my fandom bicycle. I just love him.)

...Fuck (Glee, and yes, that's what I think Finn/Puck should be.)

Seblaine, Sebklaine, Sebofsky. Sebastian with anyone, really. (Also Glee)

SasuNaru (Naruto)

Drarry (HP)

Spork, Spirk, Kirk/Spock (...because 'Kock' would be far too obvious. Star Trek, ofc)

Spock/Kirk/Bones, or any combination thereof (Star Trek)

Sulu/Chekov (Star Trek)

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Anyways, if you want to contact me, PM me or send me a message on Tumblr. I'm always bored, and if I'm not updating for a long time, feel free to tell me to get my ass into action, I guarantee it'll help.

Camunki :D

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Note: I Was Singing in the Shower is on indefinite hiatus. Not to say I'm abandoning it, just that updates will be very infrequent, and I'll be pursuing other projects.

Ps. If you know me in real life, leave now and save yourself the trauma. ;D

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Billy Brown by vkdemon reviews
Kurt/Karofsky Future!Fic Oh, Dave Karofsky had lived an ordinary life. Two kids, a dog and the precautionary wife. While it was all going accordingly to plan. Then Dave Karofsky fell in love with another man
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,803 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Twenty nine point eight degrees Fahrenheit by awkward innuendo reviews
Prologue: "I can't." It was black when Kurt ran out. On that cold, open night, Kurt could think of only one place he wanted to be. He climbed into his truck and started the engine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,681 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
A Change of Perspective by ktfranceebee reviews
After a confrontation with none other than Kurt Hummel, Dave wakes up the next morning in a body not entirely his own. Both boys learn it is best not to judge others until you've walked a mile in their shoes... Literally. Post-N.B.K. Pre-Furt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,870 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
A World Apart by Leaper reviews
AU. The story of Kurt Hummel, his gay Warbler friend, and the closeted jock bully. Only... not quite the way you may remember. What if two major characters had switched roles? Encompasses Season 2 from "Never Been Kissed."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,561 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Fantasies by Metamorphosis2011 reviews
This is basically just plain Kurtofsky smut. Kurt and Dave are at college together in NY and are roomies and good friends. Then one night they become so much more. More info and full warnings inside!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,727 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Fatal Kiss by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
AU. Two mercenary assassins find themselves brought together as rivals...and maybe something more. Rated M for violence, swearing and smut. Warnings for occasional blurring of the lines between sex and violence, so pass on by if it's not your thing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Where I Stand by Apocrypha Glibbe reviews
Three months after Dave Karofsky is released from the hospital, he and Kurt try to figure out exactly where they fit into one another's lives. Story arc is Klaine - Klainofsky smut - eventual Kurtofsky, for those who need to know these things going in.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,797 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Come Here Often? by Kata Malfoy reviews
Sebastian is picked up by a hot guy at a bar. They go back to his place. It's all perfect… until Blaine knocks on the door in the morning wondering why his brother is still in bed. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sebastian S., Cooper A. - Complete
Start from Scratch by SunMonTue reviews
Kurt is home for the holidays and it's nearly a year since Blaine broke up with him. He and Dave continues crossing paths and Kurt ends up forging a friendship. Written for Kurtofsky Secret Santa.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Anything At All? by pommes1 reviews
Sebastian and Blaine are in college just studying for French class. Sounds innocent, right? It would be if you were to remove the unbearable sexual tension on the room. But that wouldn't be much fun now, would it? Blastian, Seblaine, Sebastian/Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Sebastian S., Blaine A. - Complete
Everybody Wins by Tae-la-la reviews
Kurt had a strange dream. Total Kurtshipping plus more. Kurtofsky Klaine Kum Kinn Puckurt Kurke Kartie Kory Kurtbastian Fory Blam Pike Partie
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Twinge by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
My take on episode 3x8, wherein Sectionals happens. Spoilers ahoy. There's Kurtofsky and Seblaine , which should not be a surprise to anyone who has read my stuff before. Rated T for swears, and the fact that Sebastian is way inappropriate in my head.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/21/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Shadows of Tomorrow by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
"Even with the ski mask on, Kurt could tell it was Karofsky standing in the dim light of the window." Kurtofsky non/con-dub/con
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Lima Losers by LucyToo reviews
Finn is feeling uncertain about his future so he goes looking for an unbiased opinion. He finds a lot more. Fave Hudofsky fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Finn H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Possibilities by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
HEAVILY based on spoilers for episode 3x5. Rated T for language and mild if there's such a thing non-con. There's Klaine kissing and stuff, but this is NOT a Klainer-friendly fic, unless you're remarkable open-minded about the ship. Caveat emptor.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Florentine Heat by awkward innuendo reviews
It's our favourite boys' and they're on their honeymoon! The only problem is, is that Kurt and Dave seem to have different ideas on how to spend their time. A fluffy, funny, sexy short fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Reborn by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
David comes out of the closet, against his will. His friends aren't nearly as accepting as Kurt's were. Karofsky/Hummel, violence, redemption
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,639 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Walk Through the Fire by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
After relocating to Wisconsin for grad school, Kurt's apartment building catches on fire, rendering him temporarily homeless. When his rescuer turns out to be someone from his past, what will happen next? Rated M for language and Kurtofsky smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,107 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Rainbow Network by LucyToo reviews
Dave's therapist orders him to visit a gay-teen counseling website. One improbable coincidence later his life is completely ruined. At least until it's all made better. Slash, Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,219 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What I would do by awkward innuendo reviews
Set after New York in The Lima Bean Cafe, Kurt and Dave have a chat, tragically angsty but funny, smut thoughts by Dave, but not what you would expect. Rated M. One-shot. Lame summery, I know, but it's my first.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Restless Heart Syndrome by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Oh, the trials and tribulations of caring for two young children. Kurt and Dave find this out the hard way when Sam asks them to babysit Stevie and Stacy. .:. series of seven Kurtofsky onshots by request. rated M for ONE lemon inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,876 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Rest Is Still Unwritten by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
A one-shot of Dave's POV during the events of "Prom Queen." Rated T for some swearing. Contains one-sided Kurtofsky; if you don't ship it, please don't even bother reading it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Clouds Between Their Knees by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt and Dave are left stranded in the woods after a deadly plane crash en route to Nationals. Rated M for language, physical trauma/pain, and eventual Kurtofsky smut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,886 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
For Lack Of A Better Person by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Santana and Dave find solace in one another. They help each other with their struggles, and ultimately, to achieve happiness. .:. Brittana and Kurtofsky, somewhat. Angsty. Fourshot, all drabbles. Rated T for some swearing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Santana L., D. Karofsky - Complete
This Is Crippling Romance by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
In which Kurt and Karofsky argue, and Kurt explains, "I'm not ready for this. I need a boyfriend who is out and proud. We just can't be, Karofsky." .:. one-sided Kurtofsky. quiet angsty. light spoilers for 2x15, mainly what Kurt says about romance.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Relatable by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Santana flees the hallway after Brittany lets her down. She cries in the choir room, but is unluckily caught by the least likely of people: Karofsky. But... he has some secrets to share, and she finds that the can relate to one another.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Santana L., D. Karofsky - Complete
Rewrite by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A web of time-travel, do-overs, romance, friendship, humor, angst, and death after death to bring Dave to new chances and new life, because all he wants is Kurt and to set things right, to undo his regrets. .:. Kurtofsky, mostly AU, multi-chap, complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,934 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Double Fate by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Mercedes and Azimio have been dating for a while now, but Az found out something important lately: his pal Karofsky is gay. Feeling like he should be supportive, Az sets up his boy on a blind date with one of Mercedes' friends: Hummel. .:. oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Azimio, Mercedes J. - Complete
Even If You Don't Love Me by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It's during that post deed cuddle that Dave rarely gets that Kurt reaches over and grasps Dave's hand. Usually Kurt leaves to take a shower, but this time is different. .:. future set drabble. Kurtofsky, obviously. inspired by a .gif on Tumblr.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
It's Just Practice by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
more Real People Fiction. RPF.:.Darren reads in the script that Blaine has a kiss scene with Kurt soon. But Darren's nervous; so he consults his pal Max, since the guy has already kissed Chris before. He gets more than he bargains for. Colderiss.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Blaine A., D. Karofsky - Complete
Anything by Night Fox Riku reviews
It wasn't suppose to turn out this way.'I'm sure, whatever you want, I'll do it'....'To say such a thing without knowing what I want..you really are a moron.'.... SasuNaru YAOI, Rape, SasukexNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,794 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Know by niblettk reviews
Burt knew before Kurt. Azimio knows before Dave.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2011 - D. Karofsky, Azimio - Complete
Please Just Rescue Me by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It's the anniversary of Kurt's mother's death. No one can seem to quell his anger, pain, or tears. Except, of course, the most unlikely hero... .:. semi-Kurtofsky oneshot, as witnessed by Artie.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
On Top by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
How Dave Karofsky, finally on top, spends Valentine's Day 2011. Mostly angst, no real Kurtofsky romance. Just one sad, scared kid that I wish I could hug and convince that everything's gonna be okay. Rated T for naughty words.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Accidents by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt sets up a safe word to warn Blaine when he crosses the 'just friends' line. But he crosses it anyways. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You'll Never Look At Socks The Same Way Again by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A filled request from Tumblr for some Blaine/GapGuy smut. Involves socks and second-person writing. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Spaces In Your Togetherness by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt Hummel is a rising star in the Chicagoland wedding/event planning scene. Will all go awry when he and Dave Karofsky meet again? It's Kurtofsky, people - if you don't ship it, don't read it. Rated M for future smutty chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,078 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
When Real Life Meets A Fairy Tale by lil-miss-chocolate reviews
Or more accurately : When A Fairy Tale Crash Lands In Real Life's Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Has No Clue Why It Is There. Kurt/Chris.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,315 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Big Sissy by PurtFiend reviews
One Shot. Karfosky spots Kurt while shopping. He decides to follow the sassy soprano. Hopefully humour and silliness ensues plus a little understanding between the pair. Rated M for language, it's not very politically correct. Apologies in advance.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/27/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
I Blame Max by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Chris Colfer knows who he is, what his sexuality is like, and how to be a professional actor. But sometimes certain costars make actors blur the lines a little, and Chris can't help but blame Max Adler for this stupid crush. .:. Sequel to I Blame Karofsky
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
I Want to Hold Your Hand by Always With Amy reviews
AU; Kurt and Puck have been best friends since they were seven. Quinn didn't mean to come between that; Santana knew she couldn't compete with it. Rachel wouldn't be an understudy, and Blaine just knew when to give up. - Summary fails at summary-life.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Loathing by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
I've always felt like Elphaba: an outcast in my school for how I look, how I act, wanting to be free. And yet I feel quite sympathetic with Glinda at the moment, because I simply cannot stand who my assigned roommate is!.:.eventual Kurt/Dave. college fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,040 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Pandora's Box by ColouredRose reviews
He opened it, and he couldn't go back. Spoilers from Never Been Kissed. PWP - rated for mature content. Kurt-Karofsky. Slight dub-con.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
The War Boys by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
They were such close friends, before. But one cold day after playing in the snow in their preteen years made things different. Difficult. And hard to forget, as much as Dave tries. .:. AU. inspired by an IFC film. Dave/Kurt. warning: rated M for shotacon.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,458 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Alone Time by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
Dave isn't entirely sure if he's gay or not. Perhaps some one on one with a new inanimate friend can help him decide?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2011 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Sam Evans vs The Universe by Howling1 reviews
Based off of "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World". In order to date Kurt, Sam must first defeat the League of Evil Exes. Considering Kurt has never had a boyfriend, Sam finds this a little confusing. Written for a prompt on the glee crack meme. Please R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,427 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Deserving by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Enter Princeton, two arrogant young men, and the realization that they deserve each other for their singing talents and the fact that only they can handle someone so eerily similar to themselves. .:. a Blaine and Jesse college!fic for TheRealMaraJade. C:
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Blaine A., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Stealth, Speed, Mastery by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
One-shot Kurtofsky inspired by Chris Colfer's real life sai sword skillz. Rated M for language and a smutty ending.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Rose and Pearl by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Sequel to Cry for Deliverance. Kurt and Dave continue to work on the issues and feelings raised during that story. Can you really build something strong and good on the ashes of despair and disaster?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus by Amory Sparkly Bat reviews
How could she *not* believe? *She* saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
It's All Because of Kurt Hummel by Lady Shandara reviews
Kurtofsky, or at least Dave's thoughts about Kurt. Three one-shots for episodes 6, 7 and 8 of season 2 and therefore spoilers for those episodes . Rated M for some strong language. Reviews are appreciated.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
La Vie Boheme by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
At age 25, Kurt Hummel goes out into the 'real world' looking for work in the theatres of Chicago; there's less competition there for roles than in New York. During callbacks for Rent, however, Kurt meets a blast from his past... .:. Dave/Kurt future!fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,553 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Cry for Deliverance by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Dave Karofsky and Kurt Hummel deal with the consequesnces of the events in "Furt", separately and together. Warnings for angst and suicidal ideation, but no character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Thank You for One More Night by KounetsuDeb reviews
AU Kurtofsky. The zombie apocalypse is upon us, please just hold me together for one more night. Oneshot. Slash. For Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Purple by Moya-chan reviews
"Hello, Kurt," The man who addressed him was sitting in a wheelchair and had kind eyes that seemed to pierce him. His voice had a calming timbre. "My name is Charles Xavier." Challenge crossover for reel glee LJ community.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/27/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] Xavier, C., Burt H. - Complete
A Thoroughly Average Boy by poetikat reviews
For theauthor2010's Glee Angst Meme prompt: Five secrets aside from the BIG one that Dave Karofsky holds. Now with a happy epilogue, because I can't do tragic endings. possibly triggery description of a suicide attempt and suicidal thoughts
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Veritas by boldlikeblack reviews
Rachel learns the truth at the heart of the matter. Spoilers for 'Furt'. Finchel, Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Rachel B., D. Karofsky - Complete
Still Us by allikitty699 reviews
Dave and Azimio have a talk. Friendfic. Just a quick little plot bunny. Rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2010 - D. Karofsky, Azimio
The Secret Secret Keeper by countrybutterfly reviews
After twelve years of friendship you're bound to pick up on something. Dave Karofsky through the eyes of his best friend. One shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2010 - D. Karofsky, Azimio - Complete
The Signal by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt and Finn discover one more thing you have to get used to when you suddenly have a step-brother the same age. Mostly Kurofsky with a dash of Finchel and Kurt/Finn friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Simple Question by countrybutterfly reviews
It was a simple, innoncent question that always made him feel a little tense. Dave Karofsky and Kurt Hummel future fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
J'aime les Cheerios by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
Blaine finds a certain fourteen-and-a-half minute video online, which makes Kurt look back on part of the life he left behind at McKinley.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Karofsky Takes It Back by Serious Snugglebunnies reviews
Kurt finally gets the kiss he deserves - plus Karofsky sings! Set the week following the famous locker room scene. For those who want Karofsky to find redemption and Kurt to find happiness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Let It Snow by FastForward reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Snow and Coffee and Hermes Scarves by Jane Krahe reviews
Full summary/prompt inside. It's a little strange and rambling guys. It kinda got away with me. Hope you like it anyway. : Contains spoilers for 2x06
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Ella Greggs reviews
"Hey, Lady Face! What was all that yelling about?" He's just standing there in the locker room, frozen, looking terrified. Crap! Something's wrong with Kurt Hummel and now it's too late not to care. Companion to my fic "Kisses From Hell." Spoilers for "Never Been Kissed."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., Sue S. - Complete
Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself by poetikat reviews
Written for the Glee Angst Meme prompt: "In response to all the bullying, the school holds a Challenge Day. Part way through Karofsky ends up outing himself."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Look Who's Talking by The-Great-Catsby reviews
So Dave chooses the stupid idea, the stupid plan. Because in all fairness- all the times he's been slammed up against the glass at hockey matches haven't done much for his brain cell count. Slight angst. Karofsky/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/11/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Amnesty by rubyliss reviews
Kurt reacts to Karofsky's kiss. One shot. Thank you so much for the reviews-they made my day!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Courage? by ani-chan24 reviews
Spoiler for 11/09/10 episode of glee, "Never Been Kissed". What if Kurt didn't push Karofsky away in the locker room? Would something more have happened? Rated R, NWS. Karofsky/Kurt Oneshot WARNING: OOC!Kurt! This is a PWP, people, take it at face value
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/9/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Water Types by darkalbino reviews
It didn't matter what anyone said, to Naruto, he was the best Pokemon EVER. Lulzy Drabble. Sasuke and Naruto.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
Deliverance by kodak-85 reviews
Sasuke had a secret friend that no one could know about. It kept away all the things that went bump in the night. Supernatural, NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Tiaras and Touchdowns by Crawler reviews
Burt knows Kurt is gay, but he wants Kurt to be the one to tell him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
The Scientific Method by Pumpkin Head Jones reviews
"Maybe the reason you don't find women sexually stimulating is because you prefer men." "Leonard, is that supposed to be some kind of joke that I'm not picking up on?" Sheldon tests his sexuality, with surprising results. S/L SLASH, PWP.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 188 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H.
Beast by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke was aware that the lights and the music and the hot bodies weren't that funny, but this was just hysterical. SasukexNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thinking It Through by Ella Greggs reviews
You sit there breathing slowly, trying not to cry. Finn hated the room, even called it the F-word. No, the *other* F-word. But you know full well that there's more going on here, more at stake than just disagreements over interior design. You sit there, breathing slowly and thinking it through. Kurt POV on Kurt/Burt/Finn scenes in 'Theatricality' & 'Laryngitis'.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
If I Had You by RussianWolf7 reviews
Kurt/Finn one-sided angsty one-shot. Finn is curious about sex with a boy, and asks Kurt to show him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Dear Mr Supercomputer by RussianWolf7 reviews
Inspired by a prompt about what happens when Finn's computer dies, and he desperately needs to use Kurt's to print something, even though it's off limits. What sorts of secrets is Kurt hiding in the depths of his computer...?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Narrow Stairs by RussianWolf7 reviews
Kurt/Finn mid ep for Theatricality. The show failed to say where Finn went that night he was kicked out and this is my answer, along with an alternate ending.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,100 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Wait, Who Are You? by gleekadee reviews
Puck makes a mistake when pulling someone in and having a closet make-out. SLASH. Multi-chapter!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,327 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Lonely Hearts Column by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. High School AU, Drama, Angst, Humour, Pre-slash. "What the hell was I supposed to think Sasuke? It was pretty obvious what was going on. I walk in and you're-" Here Naruto stumbled but picked himself up quickly, "I walk in and you're having sex with my girlfriend!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just an act by Kutsu reviews
Posing for gay magazines when you're straight, no way, right? Wrong. For Naruto, chaos arrupts until he finds a way to deal with stress; act. Shut yourself away, nothing you're doing is for real. Right? Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,284 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Bites by darkalbino reviews
Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Extra Credit Lessons by Cheachxo reviews
Puck helps Kurt become a man. PuckxKurt and KurtxFinn Rated for language and wonderful slashyslash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,312 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Kurt H.
His Pleasure by darkalbino reviews
Is in his hands. And he doesn't even have to undress. Birthday gift for Mako75 and The Cereal Killer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Finn Hudson Knew Before Everyone Else by nOnymOus reviews
He was totally cool with Puck and Kurt together but did he have to find out that way? Really? Couldn't he have just caught them holding hands, making lovey dovey faces or gotten a card? Puckurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Playing Gay by amaXdear reviews
Kurt dares Puck to walk a mile in his Gucci boots. Not literally. But yeah, Puck has to kiss Finn... in front of witnesses. Puck/Kurt slash/pre-slash, LJ post.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Animal by darkalbino reviews
Morals and instinct were never meant to mix. Demon Sasuke and Naruto fic. Early birthday gift for Vege. AU, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Creepy Connection by TanukiRaccoon reviews
All their life, twins Naruto and Kyuubi have been connected. Now that Naruto's getting laid, the connection is pissing Kyuubi off. He decides to show Naruto how much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U. - Complete
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ramen by panda-sensei reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto to eat healthily, but who says a little ramen isn't healthy sometimes? Especially if it's eaten with the right things... M, NaruSasu, Lemon, OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Chasing Shadows by darkalbino reviews
The problem is, Naruto, you're after something that no longer exist. SasuNaru, yaoi, snake-bondage, oneshot. Gift for MuseSilver.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Into The Closet by panda-sensei reviews
I am Sasuke Uchiha; gorgeous, smart, good at sports, adored by girls. Oh, and gay. Flaming gay.// Trying to keep your orientation a secret when the subject of your dreams appears...not an easy feat.// SasuNaru, Yaoi, Shounenai, AU, Atheism, Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,049 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Real Life Love by Stella Andrea reviews
Jim knows he’ll never have Spock’s love in real life, so he creates a hologram of Spock. Kirk/Spock, one-shot, companion piece to *Holographic Love*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Midnight Fantasies by darkalbino reviews
In the midnight hour, he cried "more, more, more." Pt 1, NaruSasu. Pt 2, SasuNaru. PURE PWP. Giftfic for starlightdevil.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,848 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Purple by kodak-85 reviews
It's hard learning to save peoples' lives when you're so busy trying to save your own. SasuNaru, non-con, AU, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,607 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yakuza 101 by eftee reviews
This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, a normal, ramen-loving, orange-obsessed teenager. Or at least, he would be normal if it wasn't for the fact that he's in the yakuza. Naruto!yakuza style. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,676 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Uchiha Sasuke's Guide To Parenting by panda-sensei reviews
Annoying, obnoxious, exasperating and immature. But I guess, that's why I fell in love with him. It's just a pity that he had to be my son. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons Later, Language, Probable Age Gaps, Possible Angst? Reviews are rewarded with foodstuffs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The YaoiKick of Haruhi Suzumiya by Recalled to Life reviews
When Haruhi gets into yaoi, Kyon dismisses it as the latest craze. Then Itsuki starts acting rather strangely... ItsuKyon
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Kyon, Itsuki K. - Complete
Cookie Crumbs by darkalbino reviews
Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Unfortunate Choice of Words by Recalled to Life reviews
Light makes a poor choice of words in front of the entire investigation squad. Rated T for innuendos and some LxLight jokes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
It's Been Too Long by Maci-bby reviews
It's been two long years since Sasuke left and Naruto just hasn't been the same. Everyone is worried about him, but no one can bring the old Naruto back. Can Sasuke get to Naruto and save him in time? Or has it he been gone too long? Yaoi, SasukeXNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ryuk Is Not Amused by Recalled to Life reviews
Matsuda finds the Death Note! Crack one-shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Raspberry Cocktail by wwwwwww reviews
A little sweet raspberry mixed with a little sour lime, and just enough liquor so the world makes sense. A collection of NaruSasu-centric drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,933 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crossed Wires by Asuka Kureru reviews
Cyberpunk, Sasukecentric. Eventually NaruSasu, Neji? Sasuke only wanted a competent tech to repair his arm. Why did it have to be that crazy fox guy? And what is the link between the Uchiha cop cyborgs and the Hyuuga corporation? OFFICIALLY ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,416 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Defiance by midnightshadowkisses reviews
The name's Uchiha Sasuke. What's it to you? I'm 19 and a successful male ballet dancer. Despite that and the fact that my friend Neji is screwing some dude named Gaara, I never thought I was gay...til I met Naruto. SasuNaruSasu, mentioned/mild GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,797 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Patience is Virtue by Nakimochiku reviews
all good things come with time. Shinji x Ichigo, one shot, lemon, enjoy
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Shinji H., Ichigo K. - Complete
Smoke and Sweat by darkalbino reviews
Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Maybe We Shouldn't by midnightshadowkisses reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is 17 and gorgeous, but he wants to break up with his girlfriend. He turns to his twin brother, Uchiha Naruto, for advice. What he gets is a whole lot more. A different kind of Uchihacest. SasuNaruSasu, yaoi, and my kind of twincest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wrong Balcony by Recalled to Life reviews
Literally written in 15 minutes, a really short crackfic for those with a few minutes to kill. Minor slash warning!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Les petits cadeaux entretiennent l'amitié by brumalbreeze reviews
Small gifts keep friendships alive. So the motto says. But one can always try, right? ...SasuNaruSasu, Oneshot, SLIGHT Manga Spoilers Chapter 396 and onward...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When God Fails You by Nakimochiku reviews
praying again king? don't you know i'm your new god? Hichi x Ichi, oneshot, insanity, rape, and not for those who are very religious, or the weak hearted. you'll like though!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Crescendo by brumalbreeze reviews
21 black keys, 67 white keys. One month to learn how to play the piano in order to impress Sakura and Naruto just HAD to ask that jerk to help him. Is this the formula for disaster? ... Or worse? -Slight NaruSaku, SasuNaru, Oneshot, AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
This Is How A Heart Breaks And Heals? by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
[New story!] This is his house, his bed. How did we end up like this? Pity sex, a pity indeed. Will this ever turn out right? If I move my mountain…will you move yours as well? [SasuNaru, twoshot, rated M for SEX and language]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by darkalbino reviews
What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Kiss to End Your Social Life by CockroachX reviews
[COMPLETE]In the haze of Naruto’s pleasure he could hear catcalls and whistling, girls crying and mourning the lose of their beloved ‘true love’ Uchiha, deaththreats, mostly from Sakura, laughing, and the sound of faux vomiting..... SasukeNaruto READ AN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Four! by darkalbino reviews
Why the hell would we wanna play golf anyway? Oh...that's why. Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fun By The Campfire by darkalbino reviews
What's the best thing about camping? Making fun of your sensei, bathing in the lake, singing ridiculously annoying songs, sex...hey wait! no! I meant...no wait, yeah I meant sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Disrespectful by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke and Naruto accompany Sakura to a cemetery to visit her deceased friend. But what happens when Sasuke gets bored? That bench looks pretty inviting...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Screaming by knighted lioness reviews
You are mine, all of you, and I will teach you what happens when you defy me. Because you are property,without the right to love, and you should love only me! Challenge from Silverpup R&RGalbatorixXSelenaXMorzan noncon rape!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Consecration by desolate butterfly reviews
[Hidan, smut] For those who have taken vows of celebacy to Jasshin, release holds a whole different meaning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 133 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bless Me, Father by antilogicgirl reviews
Unwanted attraction, a crisis of faith, and getting stuck in an elevator bring Sasuke and Naruto together in spite of their own anxiety. AU Lemon later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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We Can Be Heroes reviews
McKinleyopolis has always had two sides. Porcelain's a Good Guy and The Fury is his arch nemesis. It's that simple… right? Kurtofsky, Kurt/Karofsky, Superhero AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Kurt H., Santana L., Azimio, D. Karofsky
I Was Singing In The Shower reviews
That day, it was Karofsky in the shower, not Finn, and hell, Dave's a better singer than Hudson anyway. Glee AU with Dave in Glee Club; Kurtofsky, Karofsky/Kurt, Slash. Rating to increase in future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,326 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Simulate Me reviews
Kurt didn't even know why he'd created a Karofsky Sim in the first place. As for what came next...what the heck was a 'WooHoo,' anyway? Smut, Rated M, Kurtofsky, Kurt/Karofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Shots and Glasses reviews
A cocktail of fancy dress and alcohol somehow ends up with all four boys at Sebastian's house, because, well, who doesn't love a man in glasses? Sebklaineofsky, Kurt/Blaine/Dave/Sebastian, rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
It Was You reviews
Kurt gets a secret admirer. Alternative version to the events of 'Heart'. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
There Goes My Baseball Cap reviews
Kurt really hates Dave's baseball cap. But he knows a sure fire way to make sure Dave takes it off. Kurtofsky one shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Sing reviews
Dave never thought he'd have the opportunity to think this, but it was really hard to sing with a tongue in your ass. Kurtofsky, PWP. Rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Hesitate reviews
Speculation on what's to come for Dave and Kurt after 'Heart.' Dave faces his demons and Kurt just tries to figure out his feelings. Kurtofsky, slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Out the Box, Outta Line reviews
Because sometimes those embarrassing joke sexy presents you get from your friends for Christmas can come in handy. Kurtofsky, slash, Rated M for light bondage.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Tis The Season To Be Lonely reviews
Kurt and Blaine's breakup means that Kurt has to spend the holidays alone. Fed up with his all too happy family, he takes a walk, only to run into one Dave Karofsky. But why is Dave all alone in a park the day after Christmas? Kurtofsky, Slash, Rated T
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Dance With Me reviews
In which Kurt gets drunk and Dave finally gets his dance. Kurtofsky, slash, rated T.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Coming to an End reviews
"Isn't it funny, the things we do when we know each second could be our last?" In a future where death lies around every corner, Kurt pushes Dave to live a little. Future AU Kurtofsky, slash, one-shot, rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Bright Lights and Paying Customers reviews
It's been six years since Kurt Hummel's apparent suicide, and Dave is drowning his sorrow in alcohol and rent boys. But when he finds a drug-addicted prostitute that looks eerily like his high school crush, he just can't let it go. Kurtofsky, Slash, M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,431 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Not Cheese reviews
Finn always thought it was supposed to be cheese that gave you nightmares, but he'd been drinking milk and these weren't exactly nightmares. Kinn, Furt, Finn/Kurt. Oneshot, rated M, smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Rituals reviews
The story of an out-and-proud gay boy and the closeted jock that bullies him. Only this time, Kurt's the jock and Dave loves Prada. Jock!Kurt Sassy-gay!Dave switch. One-shot, Kurtofsky Kurt/Karofsky
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Closested reviews
Whilst Blaine and Kurt are going at it in the back room, Finn, Puck and Karofsky are in the closet. No, literally, hiding in the closet, trying to act as if this is totally not as awkward as everyone knows it is. Klaine, a dash of Duck, Rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Pavarotti reviews
So Blaine got Kurt a bird, Pavarotti. It won't stop interrupting while they're doing the dirty, so they carry on regardless. Then Pavarotti gets creative. Blaine/Kurt, Slash, Rated M, Slightly crackish.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Because Everyone Loves a Bit of Skirt reviews
'Blaine and Kurt are home alone. Kurt is wearing his skirt. Blaine sees this as an opportunity. It's all going fabulously, that is, until the rest of the Hudmels arrive.' Klaine Blaine/Kurt S!kurt, Rated M, Semi-public smut, Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Displacement reviews
Karofsky just can't stop thinking about that kiss. Kurt is far too willing to accept drinks. Kurtofsky, Kurt/Karofsky Slash, Dub-con, Rated M. Two-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Aphrodisiac reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Onigiri reviews
"I watched as pieces of rice fell off his nose, not knowing which was worse; being called 'pretty' by the scariest, most psychotic twelve year old in history, or the fact that I had just spat onigiri all over his face." NejiGaa, Shonen-ai, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Neutral reviews
'"Let's do it" He said, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.' Sasuke and Naruto... curious teenagers driven by their hormones, or possibly something more? Sasunaru, yaoi, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,655 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete