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Rescue Ink by gabby1017 reviews
Carlisle Cullen is a pillar of the community. He's a humane veterinarian/philanthropist who owns an animal hospital & shelter. He's a loving husband, a devout father, & his three sons follow in his footsteps as well as on a Harley. They're tattooed bad boys who right the wrong to protect & save. They have hearts that fall in love with the blink of an eye. Well, except for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 136,781 - Reviews: 5760 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 4/18/2021 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kush by LayAtHomeMom reviews
"One hit will make you change your mind."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,675 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bunny Ranch by LailaB reviews
Her outward beauty entices him, her innocent optimism intrigues him, her loving heart ensnares him. A lighthearted, fluffy tale about how a twenty-something's sanguine leash on life brings joy and happiness to even the gruffest member of the Playboy Club. Can their budding romance survive the age gap? Or will it come crashing down around them? A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,312 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 3/14/2016
Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3727 - Favs: 5,105 - Follows: 3,543 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rockstar by DazzledIn2008 reviews
Older Edward sings original music in local clubs, yearning for the big time, and meets a much younger girl who wants nothing to do with him. Mature. Edward and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,268 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catalyst by dream7me7to7sleep reviews
While Jason struggles to keep Sookie from being taken by Social Services, a certain Viking recognizes the honorable bond between brother and sister. Can two against the world make room for a few sets of fangs? AU/MultiPOV/OoC/HEA Still vamps and telepathy, but that's pretty much where the parallels end. Eric/Sookie; Godric/OC; "Pam/Jason".
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 292,830 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 11/3/2016 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Awakening of the Vampire Prince by WinterInMyHeart10 reviews
The murder of ruling vampire lord Aro means only one thing; The Awakening of King Carlisle and his heir apparent, Prince Edward the vampire prince from their entombment. A war is imminent but can Bella face the mate she left behind and learn to forgive him for a lifelong betrayal and love him again? Will the war against the wolves end any hope of the couple reuniting?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,892 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 9/7/2016 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Even In Death by drotuno reviews
A month after losing his wife, Edward Masen was taking it one day at a time, trying to simply survive the torrent of grief. Surrounded by memories of their life together and messages she left, he was already questioning his sanity when his phone lit up in the middle of the night... with her picture and number. EPOV/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,546 - Reviews: 3081 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 7/28/2017 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10915 - Favs: 7,429 - Follows: 4,679 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Rain by Ninkita reviews
She walked in, with her attitude and a polka dot umbrella. Whatever else I expected this miserable, rainy night, it definitely wasn't this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 31,015 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 3/31/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Man in the Elevator by MountainTop76 reviews
Bella lives for her morning elevator ride, and the sexy stranger she shares it with, but what will happen one night when she works late? Contest entry for the Control. Possess. Seduce. Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,597 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 6/24/2017 - Published: 3/12/2016 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9228 - Favs: 6,876 - Follows: 3,769 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TRT2: Rather Die Than Stay Away by Kips34 reviews
TWILIGHT READING TWILIGHT #2... The Cullens' home is now filled with curious shape-shifters, imprints and Quileute elders, all desperate to hear the rest of Bella's story. How much can one weekend really change things? And what other secrets does Bella have in her past, waiting to be exposed? READ "TRT1: DYING TO KNOW THE TRUTH" FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,152 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Bella, Edward
Hay Bales and Hot Bylines by KoalaLou reviews
My entry in the Falling Into Autumn Contest. I won Judges Vote – 1st Place, Public Vote 3rd Place, and 2 Judges Picks. "My first serious journalistic field assignment was to cover the 35th Forks Fall Festival. Who do I run up against but the hottest byline in the county...I couldn't believe this was happening. Out of all the guys in Forks, it was him. Of course it was him."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,590 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 11/25/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tinder is the Night by LayAtHomeMom reviews
With thousands of potential mates at your fingertips, finding a connection is just a swipe away. Sometimes you have to left swipe a lot of Mr. Wrongs to swipe Mr. Right.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 3/30/2017 - Published: 9/16/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmastances by planetblue reviews
"I like her, Emmett. And I like the idea of her."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,417 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Takes a Holiday by planetblue reviews
The girl's not going to know what hit her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,616 - Reviews: 3762 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 7/18/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parallax by Pienuniek reviews
They're equals, strengthening each other, would it be too much to ask if they could live a quiet existence? Apparently it is, the sequel to Twilesque. Follow them into the supernatural world's trials and tribulations. AU, mating connection story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,071 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 11/2/2015 - [Bella, Edward] [Didyme, Marcus] - Complete
Lolita and the Suit by Honeybeemeadows reviews
9:37 a.m. Rue de l'Echaude. Paris, France. I was in a strange city, in a new country, on an entirely different continent. So out of my element. Now was not the time to get flustered. Judge's pick, Second Place Overall Judge's Pick, and Best Trifecta Edward in the Control Possess Seduce Contest, 2015
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,356 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 322 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
By Proxy by LyricalKris reviews
Being a movie star is all glamour and privilege, right? Sure, if you call obsessive fans, prying paps, and the occasional threat of bodily harm glamorous, but Edward was used to all that. Bella worked behind the scenes until he accidentally brought her into the limelight and in the sights of someone dangerous. Mystery, action, and romance - welcome to Hollywood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,683 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alaska by Anton M reviews
Complete. For two years, Bella's had a cotton candy romance going on with her taciturn best friend. In her head. So after catching bits and pieces of Edward's unusual upbringing, Bella pays a visit to Alaska. Slow burn, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 104,192 - Reviews: 4514 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilesque by Pienuniek reviews
Her grandmother taught her to believe in fairy tales. She was told that one day her Prince Charming would come to save her. But after years of abuse, Bella has nearly given up all hope, until the day the Cullens moved to Forks. Twilight AU, mating connection story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,563 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Belward by footprints358 reviews
Access Hollywood thinks he's gay. Extra thinks he's secretly married. In reality, Hollywood Hot Shot Edward Cullen is just busy. The literary world recognizes M. Dwyer as one of the most prolific writers of this generation. The business world knows Isabella Swan as a philanthropic real estate mogul. What happens when all of this comes crashing together? Canon Couples. Adult lang
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,950 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Complete
Grad Night by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** One last high school event changes Bella's life in ways she never imagined, when she finds herself pregnant by an up-and-coming rock star. ** BANDWARD CONTEST ENTRY ** #1 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Apr 2015 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 259,042 - Reviews: 11441 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faithfully by LailaB reviews
Edward, the lead singer of Eclipse, has always considered himself fulfilled. He has never desired an emotional connection with anyone outside his band or family, until he meets a much younger Bella on European summer tour. Will love prevail? AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 193,673 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 4,260 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The IT Guy by compass54 reviews
The IT guy is everyone's favorite employee - good looking, charming and helpful – and then one night he sees something he shouldn't on Izzy's computer. Written as a birthday present for Cullens TwiMistress. B&E? Well sort of. AH Humor/Romance Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,412 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4381 - Favs: 3,864 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Manor by drotuno reviews
Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,091 - Reviews: 8172 - Favs: 4,040 - Follows: 2,763 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fanfiction Addicts and Review Whores by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella Swan is a closet fanfiction addict who lacks romance in her life, so she decides to create it online. After transitioning from fanfiction reader to fanfiction writer she butts heads online with TonyMazen69, a well-known smut writer in the Moonlight fanfiction world. What happens when the two bickering fanfiction writers meet during a three-day Moonlight Fanfic Convention?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,594 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bird Girl by TheQueenWriter reviews
The small town girl who doesn't care about his celebrity status. Can Edward change Bella's mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,622 - Reviews: 2335 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Felt by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2390 - Favs: 4,219 - Follows: 3,501 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Fortune Favours the Bold by capricapra reviews
NOMINATED FOR THE LEMONADE STAND FIC OF THE WEEK! Inspired by Jane Austen's Persuasion. At 18, Bella's respected family prevent her from running away with poor orphan Edward. Years later and their fortunes have reversed. Edward is a rich music producer. Bella is an impovershed writer living with her sister, a single mother. But Edward and Bella's paths are about to cross again...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 223,883 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakaway Bella by Hoodfabulous reviews
Sparks fly and tempers flare when Memphis bartender, Bella Swan, meets crime boss, Edward Cullen. All she wants to do is run. He'll chase her to the ends of the Earth. She thinks he's an arrogant jerk. He thinks she's hiding something. He's right. Rated M for 'streaking Emmett' and Carmen and Tia's mouths. Drama/Romance/Humor/Adventure/Mystery/Suspense
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,157 - Reviews: 3321 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When in Doubt, Blame the Singer's Girlfriend by RRose reviews
Bella Swan - rock band New Moon's lone female guitarist - has always loved front man Edward Cullen and always hated his slut of a girlfriend. He's been blind to her feelings before, but things are about to change as soon as New Moon's world tour starts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 166,255 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Most Eligible Bachelor by Lost In Fanfiction reviews
After years in seclusion, Edward Masen, a former teen pop star reappears as the Bachelor on a reality tv show. Will he find true love or heartache? E/B all human rated M HEA with a little drama (This story has some fictional exaggerated stereotypes)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,122 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Second Chance by jayhawkbb reviews
Widowed Bella realizes she needs to get some fun back in her life. When fate throws an old love in her path, will she take the second chance she's been given? ExB, A/H, rated M for language and eventual lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 186,939 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bubble Gum & SpiderMan by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She's new to Forks and seriously lacks a brain filter. He's lived there his entire life and has never met anything like her. One night changes everything. Do opposites really attract, or are some things just never meant to be? AH; ExB; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 54,853 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Late Late Show With Edward Cullen by chartwilightmom reviews
AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,649 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Ink by mustlovertp reviews
After a tragic accident 5 yrs ago, she never thought she'd see him again-let alone be loved by him, inked by him... Rated M for Language & Lemons Tattward/AH/canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 3393 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7184 - Favs: 5,962 - Follows: 2,812 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3244 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4965 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete