ArenLuxonhide bio
 Author has written 57 stories for School Days, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, Pokémon, Looking For Alaska, John Green, Elder Scrolls series, Harry Potter, Death Note, A Song of Ice and Fire, Twilight, Misc. Anime/Manga, Seikon No Qwaser/聖痕のクェイサー, Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai/中二病でも恋がしたい, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Friends, Avengers, Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Witcher, Black Mirror, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Dark Souls, Californication, House of the Dragon, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Misc. Tv Shows, Aladdin, Misc. Games, Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?, Keijo, Doki Doki Literature Club, and Fault in Our Stars. Update (3rd of November 2024) Hey everyone. It's been a while, but I've got a couple new stories out. - The Harem Spell (Harry Potter): This is a version where Harry is actually good with girls and flirts with everyone. I already have 6 chapters finished so expect more soon (still some final edits to do). All chapters will be quite short and reasonably safe for work. - Wake the Dragon (Song of Ice and Fire): It never made sense to me that Viserys wasn't more eager to marry Daenerys. So this is an alterate version where they do become a couple. - New Math Teacher (The Headmaster): just a short little story that was in my head. - Surrender (House of the Dragon): on hiatus for now. My fanfics: Smut/romance: -School Days: Dream Days (Makoto x Kotonoha, themes of gaslighting/manipulation). -Highschool DxD: Highschool HxH (an Issei harem fic). -The Big Bang Theory: Bedroom Rules (Penny x Leonard), The Confidence Projection (Penny x Leonard), The Bra Identification (Raj x Claire, Raj x Emily), and The Comfort Zone Expansion -Witcher 3: The Witcher 3-some: The Wild Girls (the title is pretty self-explanatory, Geralt x Triss and Yen). -Oneshots: Just Harry (Harry Potter), Heart's Desire (Dark Souls 3), Second Audition (Black Mirror), Silver Nightmare (Percy Jackson), Alone Together (Twilight), The Bet (HIMYM), The Mixtape (Friends). Ruler of Agrabah (Aladin) Longfics (romance/adventure): -School Days: Kotonoha Days and the Charm's Effect Parodies/comedy: -Witcher 3: How Triss got into Gwent -Game of Thrones parodies: Master Plan, Kissed by Fire, the Wolf and the Dragon, Divine Intervention -The Story Store. This series is about a store that sells stories. The stories are told through dialogue between the writer and the attendant. Unlikely crossovers: -Doki Doki Online (SAO and DDLC), High School Days DxD (DxD and School Days), Knocking on Heaven's Door (Angel Beats, Looking for Alaska and TFIOS), Ruler of the Land (Keijo and School Days) and Red Lights (Looking for Alaska and TFIOS) Other oneshots: -A Soul for a Soul (Avengers), the Mixtape (Friends), Beyond the Horizon (Chuunibyou), Answers (Twilight), Eternal Happiness (Pokemon), the Visitor (Harry Potter), Uncursed Necklace (Harry Potter), Late Christmas Present (Harry Potter), Hank Turns the Tables (Californication) Related work (translations): -Plan Directeur: French translation of Master Plan, provided by all-direction-blind. (Also available on Ao3) |
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The Harem Spell reviews
Hermione uses a new spell on Harry to help him understand girls. It has some odd side effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/3/2024 - Published: 9/25/2024 - [Harry P., Cho C., Hermione G.]
Wake the Dragon reviews
Daenerys and Viserys conquer the Seven Kingdoms together.
A Song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2024 - Published: 9/25/2024 - [Daenerys T./Dany, Viserys T.]
New Math Teacher
St. Louise's Academy for Girls gets a new math teacher.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2024 - Complete
Ruler of Agrabah reviews
Jafar wins and claims Princess Jasmine.
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2024 - [Jasmine, Jafar] - Complete
Lightning King reviews
What if Akeno was King instead of Rias?
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/11/2024 - H. Issei, Rias G., H. Akeno, K. Yuuto
The Confidence Projection reviews
Leonard figures out his problem with women a little earlier. He decides to try his confidence projection right away. (Inspired by The Apology Insufficiency)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2024 - [Penny, Leonard H.] - Complete
Surrender reviews
When Daemon gives Rhaenyra a necklace, their relationship takes a new turn.
House of the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/23/2023 - Published: 8/24/2022 - [Daemon T., Rhaenyra T.]
Screwed
Anouk thinks Peter should make more of an effort to maintain their cover. After all, they are supposed to be a couple, aren't they? (Based on Undercover, TV 2019)
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,353 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2023 - Published: 6/11/2023
Halloween Permutations
The winner of the Halloween Heist gets a special reward. (Halloween Heist 1 and 3)
Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,830 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2023 - Published: 3/3/2023 - [Amy S, Jake P.] - Complete
Divine Intervention reviews
Tyrion prays to a God for help during the Battle of the Blackwater.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2023 - Tyrion L. - Complete
Highschool HxH reviews
Issei tries to get laid, with a little help from Ddraig. (Very NSFW. Issei x Harem: Akeno, Asia, Rias, Xenovia, Katase) (Abandoned fic)
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,233 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 6/5/2022 - Published: 7/25/2018 - [H. Issei, A. Asia, Rias G., H. Akeno]
Exiles reviews
A little backstory for Freed.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2022 - A. Asia, Freed S., Valper G., Lint S. - Complete
Hank Turns the Tables
Hank turns the tables on Mia (alternate version of S01E11: Turn the Page).
Californication - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2021 - Complete
The Bra Identification
Raj is dating multiple women. And it's going well. Very well. At least, if he can figure out whose bra has gotten wedged into his couch. (Raj x Emily, Raj x Claire)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,404 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2021 - Published: 12/4/2021 - Rajesh K. - Complete
Red Lights
How would Miles's story go if Alaska had a different boyfriend? (Alaska x Augustus Water, Miles x Lara)
Crossover - Looking For Alaska, John Green & Fault in Our Stars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,967 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2021 - Published: 3/20/2021 - [Pudge, Lara] [Alaska, Augustus W.] - Complete
Dream Days reviews
Ever since she saw that boy on the train, Kotonoha has strange dreams. Dreams that guide her along an unknown path. A path that is exciting and frightening at the same time.
School Days - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 157,692 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/26/2021 - Published: 4/21/2018 - [Makoto I., Kotonoha K.] Sekai S., Kokoro K. - Complete
Heart's Desire reviews
The Ashen One speaks his heart's desire: to make love to the Fire Keeper.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/4/2021 - Firekeeper - Complete
Silver Nightmare reviews
Artemis is back at Mount Othrys under the Weight of the Sky. But this time, Percy wants a reward for saving her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/30/2021 - [Artemis, Percy J.] - Complete
Uncursed Necklace
Katie Bell gets back from the hospital. But why is she carrying a brown-paper package? Again. (Set during Half-Blood Prince)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2021 - [Katie B., Leanne] Albus D. - Complete
How Triss got into Gwent reviews
Geralt finds out why Triss doesn't like Gwent. (Set at the end of the Witcher 3, Triss Ending.)
Witcher - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2021 - [Geralt of Rivia, Triss Merigold] - Complete
The Comfort Zone Expansion reviews
What if Vanessa wasn't late that day? (S09E08: the Mystery Date Observation)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2021 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Second Audition
Abi never thought she would like being a Wraith Babe. But she does. (Based on S01E02: Fifteen Million Merits)
Black Mirror - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2021 - Complete
The Witcher 3-some: The Wild Girls reviews
Triss and Yen try to take revenge on Geralt. But things don't go as they expect. (Based on the Witcher 3 quest 'It Takes Three To Tango'. Pure smut, obviously.)
Witcher - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/24/2021 - Published: 1/4/2021 - [Yennefer, Geralt of Rivia, Triss Merigold] Ciri - Complete
Doki Doki Online reviews
When several suspicious suicides take place after the release of a new game, Kirito is sent on a new mission.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,749 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 12/23/2017 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] Monika, Yuri - Complete
Bedroom Rules reviews
Leonard can't stop thinking about Sheldon training Penny with chocolate. There is no harm in trying it himself, right? Not like it will backfire badly or anything. (Set right after S03E03: The Gothowitz Deviation)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/25/2020 - Published: 10/23/2020 - [Penny, Leonard H.] - Complete
Alone Together
What if Jacob did offer Lizzie a ride that day? (Breaking Dawn, Chapter 17)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2020 - Jacob - Complete
Just Harry reviews
Harry and Ginny go on a picnic. Which leads to something more. But things don't go exactly as Harry expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/28/2020 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
The Bet reviews
Marshall and Barney make a bet. But there is something more to it. (Based on S07E03: Ducky Tie)
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2020 - [Barney S., Robin S.] Lily A. - Complete
Late Christmas Present reviews
Dumbledore gets a late Christmas present.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2020 - Harry P., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Kissed by Fire reviews
Jon likes redheads. (Mild spoilers for season 8)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2019 - [Jon S., Daenerys T.] Davos S. - Complete
A Soul for a Soul reviews
Hawkeye deals with a loose end. (spoilers for Endgame)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/28/2019 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Gamora - Complete
The Mixtape reviews
When Monika forgets to get Chandler a present for Valentine's Day, their relationship takes an interesting turn. (Based on season 6, episode 17: the One with Unagi)
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2019 - [Chandler B., Monica G.] - Complete
Answers reviews
Bella finds out why Edward won't turn her into a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2018 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Plan Directeur (Master Plan) reviews
À quoi pensait le Roi de la Nuit quand il jeta cette lance ? (Saison 7, épisode 6) (Traduit par all-direction-blind, merci beaucoup.)
A Song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - French - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2018 - Daenerys T./Dany, Jon S. - Complete
The Visitor reviews
The Longbottoms have a regular visitor in the hospital: Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2018 - Remus L., OC, Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
Seikon no Twilight
Bella moves to Forks and encounters the Cullen clan, a special type of vampires. The Qwaser-vampires don't feed on blood, but on something else entirely. (Abandoned fic)
Crossover - Twilight & Seikon No Qwaser/聖痕のクェイサー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,188 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 6/27/2017 - Alice, Bella, Charlie S., Edward
Kotonoha Days reviews
School Days retold from Kotonoha's perspective. Does she really like Makoto, or does she have a secret other love interest?
School Days - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 3/24/2017 - [Sekai S., Kotonoha K.] Makoto I., Kokoro K. - Complete
The Wolf and the Dragon reviews
Jon Snow does know something. The meeting between him and Dany goes completely different and Jon finds himself with some very unlikely allies.
A Song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,564 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2017 - Daenerys T./Dany, Jon S., Tyrion L., Davos S. - Complete
Ruler of the Land reviews
Class I-3 and I-4 have no idea what they are getting themselves into when a bet gets out of hand.
Crossover - School Days & Keijo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Makoto I., Sekai S., Kotonoha K., Setsuna K. - Complete
The Story Store IX: is it wrong to blatantly copy SAO? reviews
A parody of how DanMachi was copied from SAO.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2017 - Complete
High School Days DxD Rewrite reviews
What if Makoto had a Sacred Gear that made all the girls fall in love with him? (Rewrite of my earlier story).
Crossover - School Days & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 11/22/2016 - [Makoto I., Kotonoha K.] H. Issei, Rias G. - Complete
Master Plan reviews
What was the Night King thinking when he threw that spear? (Season 7, episode 6)
A Song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/27/2017 - Daenerys T./Dany, Jon S. - Complete
Beyond the Horizon reviews
An epilogue to the first season.
Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai/中二病でも恋がしたい - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Yuuta T., Rikka T., Shinka N., Makoto I. - Complete
The Story Store VIII: Seikon no Qwaser reviews
Stories are sold in a store, and sometimes, people walk in with strange requests.
Seikon No Qwaser/聖痕のクェイサー - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Complete
The Story Store VII: Nozoki Ana
[Nozoki Ana] Miss Honna walks into the Story Store with a strange request.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2017 - Complete
Guardian of Twilight reviews
Serana teams up with a strange mage trying to overthrow the Dawnguard in a world where vampires are nearly exterminated. (Abandoned fic)
Elder Scrolls series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Babette, Karliah, Serana, OC
The Story Store II: Harry Potter reviews
A collection of conversations between Miss Rowling and the Story Store attendants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 2/1/2017 - Complete
The Story Store VI: Twilight
The Story Store has some questions about Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2017 - Complete
The Story Store V: Wall of Ignorance reviews
The Story Store runs into some trouble.
A Song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Complete
The Story Store IV: School Days reviews
The Story Store gets some weird customers once again.
School Days - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 3/10/2017 - Complete
The Story Store III: the Concept of Guilt reviews
The attendant of the Story Store gets into an argument about Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Complete
High School Days DxD reviews
What if Makoto had a Sacred Gear that made all the girls fall in love with him? (this version is an older draft, there's a newer version)
Crossover - School Days & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 5/5/2016 - Makoto I., H. Issei, Rias G., Azazel - Complete
Knockin' on Heaven's Door reviews
Augustus Waters meets Alaska Young in the Afterlife. Angel Beats X the Fault in our Stars X Looking for Alaska
Crossover - Looking For Alaska, John Green & Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Alaska - Complete
Reverse Days reviews
Male Yandere Sekai X Female Tsundere Makoto X Male Yandere Kotonoha. (Abandoned fic)
School Days - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Makoto I., Sekai S., Kotonoha K., Taisuke S.
Eternal Happiness reviews
Whoever sees Ho-Oh is promised eternal happiness.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2016 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Brock/Takeshi, Ho-Oh/Houou - Complete
The Charm's Effect reviews
Freestyle retelling of the original visual novel.
School Days - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,981 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 12/11/2015 - [Makoto I., Sekai S., Kotonoha K.] Taisuke S. - Complete
The Story Store reviews
If stories were sold in a shop, and Ichibumi Ichiei walked into that store to order Highschool DxD, it would probably look a little like this.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Complete