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Joined 01-07-05, id: 735530, Profile Updated: 02-08-12
Author has written 8 stories for Fight Club, Moulin Rouge, Shakespeare, Labyrinth, Book X-overs, and Twilight.

About Me:

Kat, Canadian Female ... 26 years old ... Esthetician

I got the chance to meet Allison Van Diepen in my 20thC Children's Literature course--and she signed my copy of Snitch. In University, I studied ASL level 1, Horror & Terror: Variations on Gothic Literature, 1590-1900 Children's Literature and 20thC Children's Literature.

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Fave Books:

The Twilight Saga-Stephanie Meyer, The Chrysalids-John Wyndham, The Princess-Lori Wick, Wicked Lovely-Melissa Marr, Tithe, Valiant & Ironside-Holly Black, His Dark Materials-Phillip Pullman, The Thief Lord, Inheart, Inkspell & Inkdeath-Corneila Funke, anything by Libba Bray, The Duchess & the Dragon-Jamie Carrie, Anything by Phillippa Gregory, I Capture the Castle-Dodi Smith, Carmilla-J. Sheridan LeFanu, Zofloya, or the Moor -Charlotte Dacare, Snitch-Allison Van Diepen, Lemony Snickett's A Series of Unfortunate Events-Book 1-The Bad Beginning and the series up until THE END


Fave Music: Taylor Swift, Copeland, Death Cab For Cutie, Funeral For A Friend, Matchbox 20, Linkin Park, Something Corporate, Jimmy Eat World, Further Seems Forever, NeverShoutNever, The Killers, Muse, The Monster Goes Rawr!(search purevolume.com). Newsboys, Finger Eleven, R.E.M., Robert Pattinson(off the Twilight Soundtrack)...lots more!

Fave Movies:Twilight!!, Fargo, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, The Bourne Trilogy, 1968&'96 Romeo+Juliet, Elizabeth, Wall-E, A.I.Artificial Intelligence, I, Robot, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Braveheart, The POTC trilogy, Sweeny Todd, Secret Window, Willow, The Princess Bride,& many more...

Best friends never abandon each other. Yet we are all human; we make mistakes. Everyone, that is, except Jesus. If you can claim Jesus to be one of your best friends, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy/paste this to profile..

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy/paste to profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy/paste this into profile
If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy/paste this into profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy/paste this into profile.
If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into profile.


A/N: Just a request I'd like to make...For my Twilight one-shot series I would love it if you would leave a review with ideas that you would like to see next in the series...writing this is going kinda slow because inspiration for it is few and far between. The only caveat I have is that it be tasteful -Bella/Edward can explore, but nothing graphic/explicit... thanks!

Feb.8/2012-This Kiss one-shot series updated!

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14465 - Favs: 11,692 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Louder than Words by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Moving back to Forks with her mother after her father's death seems to be an adjustment for Bella. She learns that sometimes peoples actions will speak louder than words... A/H, A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,488 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10574 - Favs: 11,642 - Follows: 12,342 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Someone Like You by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU/AH. For self-sacrificing reasons, Bella decides to break up with Edward in the beginning of their senior year. But Edward decides that he isn't taking this one without a fight. Short story, just gonna be fluff really.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,935 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3322 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,903 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Love Shall Ever Live Young by Starshinedown reviews
The sequel to Aengus. When the love of your life is a god who holds grudges like no one you've ever met and is eyeballs deep in mythological intrigue, a fairytale ending can be hard to reach. All human. Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,958 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Growing Pains: The Putting Lessons Prequel by bethaboo reviews
A prequel to my one-shot Putting Lessons. Edward and Bella have always been close, but when puberty hits, there's a shift and then a crack in their relationship. Then one summer, during high school, they are forced to re-examine what lies between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,661 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Guilty Pleasure by An End Has A Start reviews
It may be wrong but it certainly felt right. That’s how Edward felt anyway about the new relationship with his step-sister, Bella. All Human. Edward's POV of My Secret Sin.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,091 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Had Me At Hello by summerg94 reviews
Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,719 - Reviews: 2437 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Bella, Edward
Coming Home by Imaginings reviews
Christmas is coming soon, and there's only one thing I want. Edward to come home, to hold me in his arms and tell me he loves me. Why does there always have to be so much hurt? For Daddy's Little Cannibal's 18th birthday, and to the victims of 9/11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
It Should Be Me by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
She could've been mine plenty of times. But if I gave in, then she could let go and I couldn't take that chance. So I let go instead - and now here I was, looking at them smiling together and just thinking, 'That should be me.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8031 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 3,136 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19433 - Favs: 12,147 - Follows: 5,561 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Music Lessons by locqua reviews
Music can be quite the aphrodisiac, even for vampires. When Edward shares his passion for classical music with Bella, they discover a whole new world together just weeks before their nuptials. Set at the beginning of Breaking Dawn. Twilight Indie Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,693 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
24 Hours in a new skin by Amber Elm reviews
This is an AU but NOT OOC story that came to me. It would take place before Breaking Dawn. Edward gets the chance to be human for 24 hours. What will he do? How will Bella react? The rating is necessary because I think you can guess some things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,776 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Lune by Modate reviews
This story begins after the conclusion of Eclipse. Newly engaged, Bella and Edward explore the physical and romantic boundaries of their relationship. Rating for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,016 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Manly Art of Wenching by TheThreeSmutketeers reviews
The Three Musketeers and their new companion have stopped at a tavern to drown their woes and bask in the company of some very willing women. In the process, their new companion gets a much needed lesson in the manly art of wenching. SMUTx4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Switch by WinndSinger reviews
A magical prank causes Edward and Bella to switch bodies, then as a cure is trying to be found by Carlisle, lots of switches take place throughout the house. This is a fun story, try it out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,832 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,253 - Follows: 566 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tub Time by PassionforTwilight reviews
Short, fluffy piece with our favorite vampires. Takes place after Breaking Dawn...spoilers possible.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7651 - Favs: 8,929 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Sundae by Amethyst Jackson reviews
It's exactly how it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Truth About Juliet by luvcali76 reviews
This is my response to some negative comments I saw people making about the Romeo and Juliet theme surrounding Edward and Bella. One Shot. EB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
The Labyrinth Fan Fic Lounge by PaisleyRose reviews
A answer to a challenge......Yes, what do they do between Fan Fics? THis is a little one shot
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Being The Fairy Princess by Labyrinth Mistress reviews
What Sarah didn't know was that she was a princess. Born of Fae blood. When Sarah returns to the Underground where she belongs. What will happen when Jareth finds out that Sarah is not only back but is a princess as well? JS Plz R&R
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Remnants of Utopia by TheNightIsFading reviews
Love can never last forever.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2005
This Life was Never Hers to Live by TheNightIsFading reviews
My version of what happened to Will and Lyra under that tree...(PG13, because it describes sex kinda, but not in a racy or distasteful way. It should probably be PG, but just to be safe...)
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2004
An Equal Partner by Solea reviews
Sarah inadvertently wishes herself back into Jareth's power and reluctantly agrees to marry him so that she can visit her family. Chapter 25 up!!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,454 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 11/23/2002
Time and Again by Scattered Logic reviews
"I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you..." (Standalone fic)
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/27/2003
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This Kiss reviews
Cannon E/B pairing. A series of one-shots based in the Twilight universe. Now updated with chapter three- enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Porcelain Facade reviews
she hides her hopes under this porcelain facade.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
I Capture the Castle reviews
I capture the castle inspired by the book!
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Transfixed A Labryinth Fanfic reviews
Sarah is back in the Labryinth Jareth is trying to figure her out. Fluff!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2007
Alternative Jules reviews
Poetry about Juliet
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Requiem for Romeo & Juliet reviews
Another piece on Romeo & Juliet my fave Shakespearian play!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Moulin Rouge One Shot reviews
The shot rang out and down went...... [an alternate movie ending]
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Satine, Christian - Complete
Fight Club Narration reviews
I am Jack's rage...
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete