LancerZero
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Joined 01-07-05, id: 735601
Author has written 5 stories for Final Fantasy IX.

This is the part where I'm supposed to say something witty, or insightful. Unfortunately, my brain is currently on vacation on a remote peak well out of range of the nearest cell tower, so I can't ask it for help. Thus, this space will remain about as exciting as Brahne taking a nap. About as ugly, too.

Anyway, while you're here I'd really appreciate any reviews you might send my way. When my brain decides to get back, I just know it'll be awesome, 'cuz then I'll be all like, "SHAZAM!" and all this totally wicked-cool fanfiction will just spew out from between my toes or something equally bizarre. See, that's why I need reviews - right now, nothing awesome is coming from between my toes. Unless sock lint has recently become awesome.

If you're still reading this, I admire your courage. Now, go read a story or something! It's why you're here, isn't it? And (when my schedule allows) I'm a believer in reciprocal reviews - you review mine, I'll review yours. Maybe not all at once, but I will do it. Robshi loyally looks at and reviews my stuff, and whenever I can I hop over and do a chapter of his.

Reviews make people happy. Hooray for reviews!

Note: If none of my stories is updated for a few months or so, it's because my screwy motherboard, like, totally up and gave itself a coronary and fried my hard drives 'n everything. That, or I messed up something in the installing of my new motherboard/scavenged parts from the messed-up computer. My FrankenComp shall live again!

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Knightwatch by Saffytaffy reviews
The dramatic Dragon Knight pair, Lady Freya and Sir Fratley, deal with the knightly problems thrust upon them by the Prime Minister, Burmecia, and life itself. NEW: Someone's unemployed and it's not the author this time!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Freya C., Fratley
Hairballs! by NivalisCapistrum reviews
Freya Crescent and her lover Fratley spend a holiday together at their home in Burmecia. The weather outside is freezing cold, but the two Burmecians have their love to keep them warm...until somebody forgets to take their hairball medicine.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Freya C., Fratley
A Funny Thing Happened by the random monkey reviews
A series of one-chapter stories, replete with insanity. Number 8: And they all lived happily ever after... Warning: major ending spoilers!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 5/18/2003
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The Demon's Angel reviews
Freya is faced with some difficult questions after the FF9 party is turned upside down . . . what is love? What is duty? And what is a dragoon to do when the two come in conflict with each other? First twelve edited, MAJOR plot revisions ch6 and onward!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,469 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Freya C.
When Spammers Attack reviews
A satireor parody, not sure whichof a forum I'm a member of. In Gaia's future, three young Freya fans join others to sail to the Mist Continent to make a memorial shrine. But can they get past the Spammers on the GGG?
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Freya C.
Over the Hills and Through the Woods reviews
But Freya's not going to granny's house. Fratley's gone missing again, and she goes to enlist an old friend's help. . . That is, until she runs into her old sparring partner, and finds he has a strange affliction. . .
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Freya C., Fratley
T3h Most Amazingest FF9 Roadtrip Ever 11oneone reviews
I always thought it'd be interesting to dump the characters from FF9 into a car together for a few days and see who was still alive at the end of the trip. But not everything turns out as planned . . . rated for language.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005
Not Without a Fight reviews
Everyone thinks Freya died in Cleyra's explosion...when her distant cousin and Fratley find out, they try to mount a rescue mission. Finished...probably.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2005
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