Not every Slytherin ends up in the Snake Pit. Some cave to parental bias, some follow friends or family, and some make a calculated decision to align themselves with the most underestimated house in a bid for safety and security. Well, only one girl did that. But she read those books, no way was she dealing with all that plot. SI/OC Drabble Fic

Lauren curled her lip. "What? Are you like, retarded?" "Yes," I said, unironically. "I have autism." The chatter of those sitting at our lunch table suddenly died and they stared at me with varying levels of discomfort. Jessica laughed nervously. "You're joking, right?" I turned to her, staring somewhere above her shoulder. "No." [Self-Insert]

A year ago, Jamie Henderson was a nobody. Now, thanks to her idiot brother and an interdimensional monster, she is known throughout Hawkins as "Coma Girl." She accidentally stops taking the medication some shady government doctors had prescribed and things...change. The monsters are back, there's a new popular guy at school and her little brother continues to get them into trouble.

Bella blinked around the small space and dried her hands on a length of stiff paper towel as she wondered, "Who were you talking to?" "I have no idea!" Val reported cheerfully, grinning despite the painful stretch of the bruising on her face. "But he didn't drink me like a juice box, so it's all good!"

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

"You say he'll be whatever I want, but that assumes I want him at all. I don't. He scares me and makes me feel bad about myself, and I don't want him around. But you'll only stop him from stalking me if I hang out with him of my own freewill. Because his comfort and sanity are more important than mine. Because he can kill vampires and I can't. Is that about it?"

Aspiring naturalist Melissa Westbrook appears to lead a charmed life but she is also a skilled liar. Determined to graduate and then disappear to college, she tries her best to not draw attention to herself. When she starts failing maths and accumulating suspicious injuries, the Cullens take an interest in her and all her secrets threaten to unfurl.

To most, Gojou Satoru is the strongest sorcerer in the world, owner of the Six Eyes and Limitless, and esteemed teacher at Tokyo Jujutsu High. To the ones that matter, he's the Honored One who lost his one and only and tried to make out with his high school teacher to make up for it. GojouxOC, SatoSugu, past TojixOC

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Number 1 Rule of Traveler Magic: Don't Follow the Voices You Hear Across Dimensions. But what about when its lost kids? / Ally, a traveler, joins the Rescue Will Party.

Continuation to Hermione's Angel. Hermione finds herself dragged into a new world, with a new conflict and new enemies. But hopefully, new friends and family too.

While on a mission in overseas, Gojo gets knocked out by an unknown sorcerer. Within a week, every sorcerer in Japan has heard about it. What starts as a strange rumor quickly snowballs into something much greater. (Canon-divergent, OC x Gojo)

Attacked and left to die, Lena Katsaros didn't expect a second chance at life. Now resurrected from her grave, revenge is fresh on her mind. She vows to end the monster who took everything from her, no matter the cost. (Rated T for violence. Set after Breaking Dawn)

At wit's end, Scotland Yard calls in Sherlock Holmes to solve the murder of one Amelia Bones. Which is probably the worst possible thing that could happen to the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy. AU 7th book after the Weasley Wedding.

"I never asked for this. For any of this! All I ever wanted was to sit and play music. So, why? Why is this little blonde boy suddenly so attached to me? Why is my teammate so broody all the time? ...why is our Sensei reading that perverted book? Why are there NINJAS—OH MY GOD! LOOK OUT FOR THAT SNAKE!" A story of a girl who knows too much. SI-OC

"Find love wherever you like, but never marry for love. Your title belongs to House Atreides—use it to strike the best possible bargain." A marriage alliance to the Dowager Lady Rhiannon of the planet Iro will gain House Atreides unlimited access to the planet's untapped riches, but unbeknownst to Duke Leto, his new wife is far more dangerous than he ever could have anticipated.

Humans are not created equal. It isn't something we're taught so much as it is something we eventually realize: there are those who are born great, and there are those who are born. Empirically speaking, though, aren't we all made of the same star stuff?

Jasper went into the 132nd Games determined to survive. But being a Victor comes with a cost that ensures Jasper hates the Capitol. By extension, he should hate Bella Swan, too, whose only trait is that she emerged from her Arena without killing anyone. But no matter how much he wants to, Jasper can't.

"I was trying to save the world, not ruin it," Sirius said with a bitter laugh, then noticing his bound wrists he raised his eyebrows at her, "I'm not really into bondage, sweetheart." "And I'm not into chauvinistic time-traveling teenagers," Hermione snapped, "Do you have any idea what you've done?"

James Potter went five years at Hogwarts without realizing Lily had a little sister. Hermione would have preferred if he never realized she existed. Now she's stuck, in Potter's circle of awareness, and maintaining the timeline. Not like he makes it easy, or something.

Her parents suggested a pet dog. Instead, she ended up with a Death God and a seventeen-year-old mass murderer. Same difference. Light/OC.

What she feels, others feel. What others feel, Evangeline feels. Is it a curse or a blessing? She takes it as the former. She has never felt a hundred percent normal. And when trouble comes to her home town of Mystic Falls, Evangeline; the girl who is most comfortable on the sidelines, gets dragged right into the middle of it all.

"No wonder this school's reviews are so bad: unrealistic expectations." "This school's reviews are bad because we have a thirty-three percent mortality rate before graduation." A grossly under-qualified graduate of Jujutsu High is hired to teach a class of Special Grades. It doesn't end well.

Hermione Granger hates Harry Potter just as much as the next Slytherin. Until she doesn't. [Slytherin!Hermione Granger x canonically noble & sarcastic Harry Potter rivals to lovers]

Sometimes, Luna thinks as she stares up at the dark sky, furiously whipping tendrils of pale hair reaching up into the cloudy expanse above like desperate fingers scrabbling for a hold, sometimes it would be nice to properly say goodbye. Her wand is a comforting weight in her hand as she smashes into the cobbled-stone below. And then the Nargles begin singing.

Ariadne Walker is 99% sure that Paul Lahote and his friends are shapeshifters - it's pretty obvious unless there's another reason as to why they spend so much time in the woods, naked. It's just that, she doesn't really care. So, for the most part, she stays out of their way. Until she gets partnered with Embry Call for a project and now the pack won't leave her alone.

"My dear, trust cannot be earned if it is not given." "Trust cannot be given from inside a cage, no matter how gilded."

A step to the side, in some other flow of time... Katsuki Bakugou meets Toph a little earlier, a little differently. (An AU of my crossover story, I'll Move Mountains)

Destiny has a way of bringing the right people together. Toph Beifong is born with an earth quirk. From a young age, she's discouraged from ever using it, until she meets an airbender named Inasa that tells her they could be heroes. (A crime drama, a coming of age, a redemption story, and an action adventure all in one, because I can't pick a genre)

Shay is confused when Jacob Black blows back into town with new muscles and a new bad attitude. But she's even more confused when all that starts to change. {Jacob/OC}

Thranduil knows better than any that beauty is only skin deep, but what does he believe lies underneath? Early Third Age and beyond.

I never asked for this to happen to me. Hell, I was probably the last person qualified for the job, but here I was, trapped in the body of Tsukino Usagi. I was't a hero, or some savior of the universe, and these people were about to get a rude awakening. Tokyo would have to find a new moon princess, because this one wasn't available. SI-OC (slight AU) (Darker themes)

Eomer/OC - a girl falls into Middle Earth, but instead of a 'joins the Fellowship' story she stays in Rohan as the trouble with Isengard and Wormtongue brews. Her knowledge is a dangerous weapon - but she has a strong protector. This is a re-write of the incomplete story I started years ago, it will be very different from the original.

and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.

Haruno Sakura does her best to coast along the comfort of her second life. It works right up until a certain obstacle gets in her way. (Or, the one where Michimiya Yui locks onto a girl with abnormal strength and decidedly refuses to let go).

I respectfully say to those who wish to be enlightened: Do not waste your time by night or day. Where an Edo-period kimono seamstress awakens four-years into her second life, trying to assimilate the past and present. Hatake!SI/OC. Third War Era. AU.

"Name," he gruffly demanded. "Zed!" she spat (seconds before she could think to lie), shaking ever harder from the effort of not making further efforts to free herself. "Daughter of no one! Queen of nothing! No services on offer! Get off me, you big hairy freak!"

Life as a skivvy possessed few—if any—comforts. Which meant she was no different than any other servant in London. Still, she had found a frail sort of peace among dust, laundry, and shoe polish. Each day like the one before. Alas, good things are short-lived...And along came a boy-earl with a slippery butler in tow, and thrust her right back into the fray. **ON SEMI-HIATUS**

It's easier to break than mend. And so, for everything she learned to heal, Sakura learned a thousand times to end.

"In this world I only have one weapon: I know the board, I know the players, and I know how it ends." Fallen through a fabric of reality our heroine finds herself lost in her very own tragedy, warmed by the sun, yet hopelessly enchanted by the moon. [Self-Insert/OC] [HIATUS - going through rewrites]

AU "There's a war coming, Caroline." -the Forbes-Winchester blended family takes on the Apocalypse. Caroline/Klaus *2020 KC Awards Nominee - Best Supernatural Multi Chapter*

If a game update adds 'being left gawking at the door of a once-fictional apartment' without warning, please let me contact the developers to patch reality. A front row seat to a weeks-long emotional roller-coaster sprinkled with danger and threats of mass kidnapping is never good for my mental health—or my heart. [SI] [Discontinued, extras posted. REWRITE: NOW AVAILABLE, SEE PROF]

She was a Ranger, a message rider, a spy, and she was content with all of that. Holly Potter had already led one dangerous effort to destroy a Horcrux, she was perfectly fine passing on the second. Except she wasn't. Fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, post-DH, EWE, entirely set in ME.

Kat was a simple woman. She worked her job, she kept to herself, she killed the occasional vampire. But the Apocalypse is not something you can wait out from the safety of your apartment. Not when you've been Chosen. / Updates Tuesdays.

Hermione goes back in time and incites the greatest reform the wizarding world has ever known. But first, she must solve the mystery of her failed Amortentia brew, lest she get a Troll mark on the road to redeeming all wizardkind. "This can't possibly be right, sir. I followed all the instructions," she muttered. "My potion smells like death." Time turner fix-it fic. HG/TR Tomione.

Bakugou knows trouble when he sees it, and Sakura is the worst kind: a villain who punches like All Might and grins like a friend.

Albus Dumbledore isn't an idiot. He knows that putting Harry, a virtually untrained schoolchild, up against Voldemort's guerrilla fighters would sign their death warrants. So he turns to his old friend Yukichi Fukuzawa to ask for a favor and drags Severus with him to Yokohama. A week later, Chuuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai arrive in Britain, ready to kick ass and take names.

DOS Recursive. Shikako is born as the Lord of Nan Elmoth's daughter, long before he ever became Lord of Nan Elmoth. Team Seven follows. A Song was Sung and it made Eä, yet they were from outside it and unbound to its tune. If not the souls of the Secondborn incarnate into the First, who else can avert a preordained doom?

When her father dies unexpectedly on a hiking trip, Caroline starts asking hard questions that come up with no answers. Her Aunt Sue insists she's in denial and should let her father rest but Caroline has never been one to let sleeping dogs lie, no matter how dangerous the search for answers becomes. Jake x OC imprint

Cassiopeia Black wasn't the sort who was willing to just sit idly by while her House fell down around her. When Cassiopeia is given a Muggleborn witch orphaned by Death Eaters, she uses magical adoption to make the baby a true Black. Pureblood!Hermione. Slytherin!Hermione.

All her life it had felt like a struggle to stay afloat, and she was hell bent on swimming. But when she finds herself completely submerged under water, she doesn't exactly get a choice in the matter. Jamie Gilbert's life was a wreck. A complete and utter catastrophe from beginning till end - How's that for a eulogy?

In which a boy and a girl who saw the first two trilogies, but not the new movies, get reborn into a galaxy far, far away. As Ben Solo and Rey. In some ways things remain the same. In other ways things change. A lot. (No Reylo)

What started as a friendly Demon leaving her helpful messages on her mirror explodes in her face-literally-when she invokes his name. Now she's faced with startling revelations at every turn, unruly Mythics, and magick. Just as she's figuring out her new life, a war ignites with one of Fairy Tail's oldest enemies, and things go from weird to dangerous in a heartbeat. Demon!AU.

"I've been trying to break a certain curse," he spits, even as his chest aches. The curse, of course, is his soulmate bond with Caroline. SEQUEL to "all you need to grow inside my spine".

Suzanne was just minding her own business at the local diner when the dark haired stranger sat down at her booth and spilled his guts. - "She felt strangely protective of the vampire that had inserted himself into her life. Maybe it was the cliché tragic back story or their matching love of leather jackets, but Suzanne was going to see where this friendship took her."

Public displays of affection make people uncomfortable. Unless you're Dean Winchester. Then its just the start of making new friends.

The mission is simple: Infiltrate the most famous hero academy in all of Japan as undercover security, at least until All for One is brought down for good. There are a few steps missing in this plan, Kei knows, but that's not her concern. No, she has a different problem to juggle on top of cultural context, keeping under the radar, and a universe full of superpowers: high school.

He does not want to get sick in front of Jim Hopper in the middle of Melvald's. But it's happening. Oh God, it's happening.

Hermione Granger wears Cathal Rosier like a flayed skin, unsure which one of them is the puppet. But there is still work to be done and revenge sings a siren call to the survivors of both sides of the Second Wizarding War. If Hermione cannot have her day in court then she will have her season in Hell. *sequel to Six Pomegranate Seeds* ABANDONED

Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]

Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE

Hermione Lannister returns home—sixteen years too late. Westeros will never be the same again. Part 1 of the Lannister Lioness Series.

When Kingsley sent Hermione and George to the Millennium Tech Summit in Bern to suss out growing Muggle technologies and integrate them with 3W, Hermione thought the biggest challenge would be keeping George in line. Then she met Tony Stark, and everything she knew, changed.

Reincarnation shenanigans and the train station make for an odd existence, but not much has ever fazed Luna Lovegood. Uchiha or not, she remains oblivious to the rule that her clan must fall to the Curse of Hatred. (By doing so, she pushes the downfall of canon down a hill where it gains momentum, rolling faster and faster until the plot lays shattered in the Valley of the End.)

Angelically speaking, Lucifer tends to keep a low profile, which keeps him under the radar of the vast majority of the MCU as just an eccentric playboy with a funny name. The Avengers, or more specifically, Black Widow and Iron Man take notice of the previously ignored Lucifer Morningstar when they get in a fight with him and Maze. (Language)(I love my beta)(New Series)

Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.

She loved him, despite knowing what he would become. He was her brother, her older brother, the one she went to with her problems. Yet there are enemies everywhere, there are expectations. The weight of the village rests in the balance. OC-Insert, Semi AU

"Terry Daimler" had died and in another world "Lalonde Durless", daughter of the infamous Madame Red, took her place. SI Oc. Sebastian/Oc. Rated M for later chapters.

A how-to on living in a galaxy ruled by space magic. Results may vary. Drastically. SI!OC. Force Seer!Original Character.

Shion Koyama attempts to deal with Hero-wannabes, Villain parents, OP siblings and the bottomless pit she calls a stomach.

Femininity is not weakness. Courage does not exist without fear. Hope is lost the moment you stop fighting. A grittier take on the 'girl falls into another world' trope.

When Edward Cullen, the gorgeous boy who recently moved into town with his equally gorgeous family, turns her down during the first week of sophomore year in front of what feels like the entire school, she swallows through the lump in her throat, tosses her hair back over her shoulder, and walks away with her head held high. She probably should have known that wasn't their end.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I was screwed. Second, I got somehow reborn as the twin sister of Kaneki Ken. And third, the world was wrong. [SI, Self-Insert/OC-Insert]

When Suzuya Nao thought about the afterlife, she never pictured being reborn in a brothel. [SI, Self-Insert/OC-Insert as Suzuya Juuzou's twin sister]

In which a sick little girl changes absolutely everything and nothing. [Reborn OC]

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

Antonin sat in his cell in the dark with the answer and would have gladly given it to the Dementors so he could forget. But they would not take that thought away because it was not happy. It was a bitter, bitter truth. ABANDONED

"The only way to leave this world is with a bang!" —Dei/OC— Deidara is a gaudy wreck with too much passion for his body to handle. But even he finds himself tempered in the presence of Akatsuki's favored tag dealer—a meek thing whose hands create sounds loud enough to even give him pause. But, in the end, he proves to the world that no one can match his flash. Only be taken by it.

"The question, love, is whether you want me enough to take the risk." -Undertaker/OC- She was stoic and uncaring. He was passionate and curious. Surely, they wouldn't have any interest in each other, but Undertaker had always prided himself in finding games to alleviate his boredom. This time was no exception. A dash of patience and a sprinkle of time—the game had only just begun.

"You are always far too handsome for your own good," Hermione says, "in any timeline." [sirius x hermione, time travel: written for teethandstars for multifandom tropefest]

Her bleeding heart really will kill her someday, Sakura muses. Non-romance.

When Laura Harland gets the call her junkie father is dead, she's all but thrilled. Forced back to Charming, she begins to reconnect with a life she'd forgotten, and fall in love with the man she never did. Jax/OC

Sick. The past four years, that's all they've been able to tell me. My body is sick, and I am dying. As I make the move to live my last moments with my only remaining relatives, my uncle Charlie and cousin Bella, I plan to live my life the way no one wants me to. No more doctors, no more hospitals. I will live every day to the fullest, even if it kills me. JasxOC Set in NM.

At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path. *time travel* ABANDONED

Fifteen–year–old Iki Hiyori is killed in a bus accident, chasing a boy no one saw and whom she does not remember; Yato, a minor god, has unwittingly found himself his new Shinki. (Rewritten 2018)

Mazikeen is 'accidentally' summoned from her universe, where demons manifest very differently. A rescue operation from her home plane gets underway. The Winchesters now have more crap to deal with. Cas is moderately helpful. This takes place somewhere in SPN/4 and Lucifer/1.5. Snark and humor. No Destiel.

She will take the sun in her mouth and leap into the ripe air. (sakura in one piece; sakura-centric, sakumulti)

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

Five times an Avenger or two picked Peter Parker up from school, and one time they ALL showed up. (Edit: due to overwhelming support, this is now a doubled story - ten times an Avenger or two gave Peter a ride, and twice that they all came to his school. Poor kid.)

In 1935, Dr. Bravestone convinced Ruby Roundhouse to come with him and a ragtag group of adventurers into the jungles of Jumanji for a three-year-long archeological expedition. In 1946, they reappear, missing a friend. The story of those eleven years and a little bit after. Ruby-centric. Avatars-are-people-too-AU. Updates rarely. Smolder/Ruby, Oberon/Seaplane.

Nara Shikako experiences confusion, terror, and friendship (in about that order) eight years earlier than you'd expect. Uchiha Shisui insists that Team 4 is "Team Death" and also that, "It's not bad luck, Shikako-chan, it's just a pun." Aburame Muta finds his teammates more friendly and engaging than he had hoped. Dreaming of Sunshine recursive.

At the end of each school year, UA hires a consultant to evaluate the costumes the first year students designed for themselves, to make sure they are both aesthetically appropriate and safe to use. That consultant is Edna Mode i.e. A story where Edna Mode comes to UA and gives costume advice to Class 1A. And she isn't afraid to call people out about their questionable choices.

Midoriya Izuku has wide green eyes, hopelessly (to his anguish) untameable hair, and the only thing that makes him able to level mountains is the power of YOUTH! (or : Rock Lee is reborn as Midoriya Izuku.)

To save Itachi from his terminal illness, Sakura leaves Konoha to study under the renowned doctor of the New World, Carlisle. It's just too bad his son, Edward, will not stop creepily stalking her.

He's a man that can't forget. She's a girl that can't remember. When Itachi dies, he wakes in an impossible world where fish fly and smiles come easy, and they can't escape.

The first name was expected - even welcomed. The second, on the other hand, left much to be desired. And Jim would never understand what it was about it that was compelling. [Soulmate AU: On one hand, the name of your soulmate, on the other - your enemy. Molliarty.]

In which a girl who saw the first two trilogies, but not the new movies, gets reborn into a galaxy far, far away. As Rey. In some ways this changes things. In most ways it doesn't. (No Reylo)

The Chuunin Exams are almost in sight and Hisana is faced with her biggest challenge yet: Keeping Sasuke in Konoha and Orochimaru out of it! And then there's Itachi, who's a class all of his own. Part II of "Of Bonds and Hugs like Chokeholds". OC-insert.

Later, she will remember how his voice sounded and think that maybe that wasn't anger; maybe it was fear. And maybe those two sound very similar coming from Billy.

"There was a time you trusted me without even knowing my name," Thorin said. "I wish you would try to do so again." He used to be righteous in a world full of liars and cowards. Perhaps that was a child's view, Hem thought. Was Thorin calculating and cold, a tyrant like all other masters? (Stand-alone sequel to The Cautiousness of Hanah Skinner. Post-BoFA.)

Ames had planned on confronting Sam Uley after Embry's mom had called her about Em being in a gang. She hadn't planned anything having to do with Paul Lahote. "Two things happened. One: Paul dimly heard Embry let out a high, panicked sound before shouting, "No, no, no!" Two: His imprint took a step back and roundhouse kicked him."

Loki has been content to rot away in his cell until the end of his eternity, but after a year in solitude, he receives an unexpected guest - a new cellmate after all this time. Naomi has no idea why she's been kidnapped, but she now finds herself in captivity. And to make life even more interesting, only a single pane of glass separates her from the self-proclaimed God of Mischief.

They meet on the playground. Ron told her that if she doesn't fight for herself no one will ever leave her alone so she's just trying to follow his advice. "Are you crying?" He asks. She musters all the fury in her 7-year-old body and channels it into her voice when she speaks through the tears. "So what? I'll still kick your arse." Tomione. AU. Rated M for future chapters.

Some things are too terrible to grasp at once, and other things - naked, sputtering, indelible in their horror - are too terrible to ever really grasp at all. "I am not disappearing," she realizes after a story-long moment. Semi-SI OC.

In which Alana is the new student in Mystic Falls and watches as people too dramatic to function, continue to function. It's… strangely fascinating. It's like watching a nature documentary, with attacks and strange mating behaviour and more.

Demons could love. They just chose not to. Just like they could have daughters if they wanted.

Tedium is the greatest enemy of an immortal. (Or, Hermione gets bored with a peacetime dimension and decides to shake things up.) Dark!Hermione. Sociopath!Hermione.

This wasn't a good day for Penny to end up trapped in an elevator with a stranger. Especially since that stranger was the Joker. Set before The Dark Knight. Joker/OC.

Hermione Granger hates her name. It's a slick sort of hate that snuck up unexpectedly, but no matter how much she loathes herself, she doesn't hate her name quite like seventeen year-old Sirius hates being a Black. Their skin is peeling, and everyone's wearing masks for faces. Marauders-era, time-turner, definitely AUish.

"You've been a surprise from the start, little human girl. You've accomplished for a long time what most humans cannot, and straddled the divide between our world and your own. Perhaps you will shock us all again."

Emma Vane is in witness protection. This doesn't matter. [Pastimes 3/4]

"Excuse me, are you wanting ze bouillabaise?" The girl's eyes snapped up and Fleur's breath hitched for a second. [Goblet of Fire AU, Fleurmione] [Two-shot]

Vampire venom has a way of eating through human memories. Having lived one life and remembered another before being turned, it's no surprise Lucy has a bit of a problem trying to remain focused. Self Insert DISCONTINUED

Picking up a cellphone and returning the thing to its original owner should not lend in you in the middle of a murder investigation. Perhaps the road to hell really is paved with good intentions. Somewhat LxOC. (Now with a sequel).

It was crucial, Tommy had said, that they arrived in the Third Age. The Third Age was the best age, that sweet spot in the timeline where they could do the most good without destroying the future. Tommy was dead though, and Lucy was lost: deposited unto the care of one hapless Glorfindel. Noldor were not to be trifled with, she learned belatedly. Doom was never far behind them. AU

In a world of underground fighting only the strong survive, abiding by the rules of kill or be killed. In the Ring, a feeble emotion like hope is all it takes to destroy you. And yet it exists – and those who hold onto it play a dangerous game. But once you enter into the Ring, it will never let you go.

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

His eyes are the most untamed metal.

A daisy in the language of flowers speaks of innocence, purity, faith. Overall a delicate and nonthreatening flora. Ito Hirobumi had this in mind when he meticulously named his first child, Hinagiku. However, as Hinagiku now stood across from the business end of an activated Dominator, she couldn't help but think that she resembled a thorn-bush much more than a sinless daisy.

One-shot. Thankful - Warmth. He looks cold and alone and unhappy, so when she thinks he doesn't notice she walks by and with a brush, sends some warmth through his body. He grabs her wrist before the contact ends. SamSaku. Naruto/Supernatural Crossover. Pre-relationship.

He hated her, and that suited her just fine. She hated him, and he made sure to encourage her hate. But, as the chessboard ever so slowly tilts, their encounters become more and more frequent, their pieces sliding them closer and closer... two knights playing against each other. They just might collide if they do not fall headfirst over the edge.

Graffiti Artist AU. Lucy loves to photograph the downtown graffiti in every new city she moves to, so who better to document than the Salamander himself? If only she could find him. BadBoy!Natsu gets a taste of his own medicine. "One day you're gonna find a girl that you're head-over-heels for and she's gonna break your heart, and then you're gonna know what it feels like."

How strange, that her soulmate should be a book. How fitting. Tomione. Soulmate AU. M-Rated.

Evangeline Potter is used to damning the Potter Luck. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining. Fem!Harry/Bucky. Don't own.

Sometimes, death is the end. Sometimes, it's an unfurnished flat, an enemy and a whole lot of grey areas. After Life AU

"Are you satisfied with an average life?" No. She isn't. So when the CIA tries to recruit Irene Acosta for their new women's program, she agrees. And when they give her a mission in Istanbul, she agrees. But then they tell her that she's working with a team-one East German, one KGB agent, and one American-and Irene isn't so sure about the extraordinary life anymore.

She throws rocks at his head and punches his metal arm much too often, and he makes terrible jasmine tea and tries to remember his name. Or: The Winter Soldier finds a travelling companion, and she calls herself The Blind Bandit. post CA:TWS. [oneshot]

Because there's a time to shout "screw the plot!" and a time to step back and ask "wait, where's the plot?" Or: How I'm the dumb schmuck who got apparently invalid foreknowledge. SI/OC AU

The ultimate dream: being born into your favorite manga. But the ninja life is in no way as romantic as it looks. But it's also not all that terrible. Hisana is fervently working on keeping it that way. An OC insert. Sequel up.

She awoke to singing. Tomione. Siren AU. Two-shot.

hogwarts!au where every so often Hogwarts calls for a "house swap" where basically one student from each House is randomly selected to spend a month amongst new housemates. Lucy Heartfilia, star pupil of Ravenclaw, has been selected to spend her time with Gryffindor, which would have been okay (bearable, at least) had it not been for one boy in particular…

it begins with the end. –- [thief of time redux, timeturner, marauder's era, sbhg, hermione granger & sirius black]

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

Outtakes from If You Were My Love, wherein the tribulations of our starcrossed lovers cause problems not just for themselves.

Excerpts from Hermione Granger-Nott's married life and adventures. * addenda to 'Nihil est ab Omni Parte Beatum' * ABANDONED

Being dropped into a pre-industrial world seems to have more downfalls than perks for Maggie. Even so, she's managed to find a home with hobbits and finds a definition of love that she thought she knew, all in the form of one baby hobbit by the name of Bilbo Baggins. [Re-telling, Realism, Set 50 years prior to The Lonely Mountain]

The Asset is little more than an empty shell, piecing together the fragments of his life in the captivity of people who call themselves his friends. If he thought there was a soulmate out there for him, he didn't expect to meet her in this way.

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

"Granger," He seethed, as if he had any right to be angry while he was covered in blood on her doorstep. "Invite me inside." Her nails dug into the polished wood of the door and she contemplated slamming it in his face. "Absolutely not." Modern Vampire AU. Tomione. Also a splash of Drarry because I needed that in my life rn.

I hoisted Gaara up off of the ground impatiently and knelt down to his eye level "Next time someone picks on you, don't get emotional and lash out at them, come and get me and I'll handle it for you, got it?" I asked. He sniffled a bit, then grabbed my sleeve in a death grip and nodded silently. I ruffled his hair "Good, now let's get outta here before Yashamaru throws a hissy fit"

Returning for her Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger discovers that the school itself has different plans for her. * time travel * ABANDONED

When someone dies and is reborn, especially reborn into a fictional world, one would assume that their first reaction would be to change the world around them to their liking. I'm here to tell you that what I did was, in fact, the exact opposite. I'm the girl who went out of her way to change absolutely nothing. Why? Because fate chose wrong. I'm not a hero. SI

Ino finds a head. The head won't shut up. Then she finds the rest of him. Hidan x Ino.

"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."

How many chances there were that your famous crush would like you back? The chance of a click -and a video, it seemed. [YouTubers AU].

Sometimes the universe has a cruel sense of humor. Darcy tends to be the butt of the joke.

(Sequel to No Good Deed) Dean Winchester knows how dangerous kindness is. Just look where it landed him.

Klaus watches, satisfied, and in that moment she realizes something terrible: that she is grateful for the blood in her mouth. The sooner they break this bond the better. / or, Klaus and Caroline try to bargain their way out of their soulmate bond, but discover that dealing with magic isn't quite as easy or liberating as snapping a neck. ONESHOT.

Built like an assassin. That's how most would stereotype her. Unfortunately for her superiors, with the qualities of a killer come the qualities of someone who doesn't like to follow orders, and she was never one to conform with the darkness of Konoha anyways. Not even if the prodigy with the Sharingan tries to stop her. Of course, she never anticipated him taking her side. AU.

They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert

COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,

Bilbo's housekeeper has a Took-ish streak, and when she discovers her employer has vanished, leaving behind his handkerchief, she takes it upon herself to track him down and return it. And perhaps find an adventure of her own along the way. Thorin/OC

It was generally agreed that Bella Swan had always been a strange child. In which the cage that Lucifer was thrown into was not so much a cage as it was a person. Inspired by inukagome15's The Last Archangel series. Twilight-verse

He almost bites his tongue, but something pushes him forward, tipping him over the edge like he's water meeting a waterfall. "You don't dream, princess?" He murmurs, eyes tracing the starlights with ferocity. "You don't think impossible things?" [In which Susan Pevensie and Bucky Barnes don't get along. Until.]

This was definitely not in her job description. And yet, here she was, Deputy Head of the DRCMC, somehow doing a job better suited to an Unspeakable. How on earth did she get assigned to helping Salazar Slytherin get settled into life in the twenty-first century? (Originally a gift fic for Meiri in the Granger Enchanted Fic Exchange.)

The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE

He is domineering, brutal, and used to getting his way. She is cool, detached, and completely irreverent. Unsurprisingly, they don't really get along. Bane x Selina Kyle.

the night brings a sweeping wind. —- [timeturner, first wizarding war, tomione, tom riddle/voldemort x hermione granger]

Violet's in San Fransokyo with her parents and her brothers, and she's not the kind to stand around and watch when someone throws himself into a burning building. All she and her brothers wanted was a vacation, but she ends up getting a lot more than she bargained for. Although Tadashi Hamada makes things just a little better. And Fred, too.

Old dark magic dictates that the Blacks must have an heir. [AU from the end of OotP] Complete.

(Blue Moon) "She is eleven years old, she hasn't even been sorted yet, and she can't stop staring at the definitely-not-human being at the table." Set in the Vessel 'Verse.

Katniss and the Capitol were wrong to underestimate him - the odds are always in his favor. For no one can win, not against the charming and devastatingly clever Tom Riddle. [Twelve Shots of Summer: Second Raid]

"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.

Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.

Cats have nine lives. Tom has a problem. [Horcrux!Crookshanks] [This is probably a crackfic]

How much trouble can a little, blue cube and an Asgardian trickster god be? (Sequel to Hermione Granger: Agent of SHIELD)

On a mission to learn more about the origins of Voldemort's Horcruxes, Hermione goes back in time to witness the creation of Slytherin's locket. But she never expected to come in contact with its creator: Salazar Slytherin himself.

One day, James Potter fell out of the sky. COMPLETE.

The Volturi are in need of a secretary after dispatching their last and Harry was in need of a job to support her son and herself. She plays the oblivious human in face of the vampires and they pretend they aren't drawn to her. The rule stands though, even if they are vampires, she will be the best secretary they've ever had. Fem!MOD!Harry

Tom Riddle was born in 1979 and goes to school with Hermione Granger. Everything changes. AU. One-shot. COMPLETE.

Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM

She doesn't scream when they kidnap her. Her dress is ripped and her hair is a mess, but she balls her hands into fists and straightens and she looks at him – honey coloured eyes with specks of green and silver – and she spits blood at his feet and then - And then she starts swearing. Tomione/AU/Persephone/ONE-SHOT

Salazar Slytherin disappeared from Hogwarts one night, and was never seen again. Until now. COMPLETE.

he wonders why. –- [alastor moody c. 1978, drabble, character study]

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. They have plans and they'll get power, but the cost of victory may be higher than they expected and more than they can bear. Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

If she ever saw Unspeakable Number 37 again she would kill him with her bare hands. Hermione's research into the Veil has an unexpected side-effect. EWE. COMPLETE.

Time has certain rules, it obeys certain principles. Unless you're Kel- then that junk goes right out the window. Lucky, really, for the twins. OCxPietro

Desperate men shape Hermione Granger into a weapon and send her back in time to offer salvation to Tom Riddle or, failing that, to kill him. But tools that can think are dangerous and sometimes a sacrifice decides she's lost enough. COMPLETE

(FT Spoilers) E.N.D, the king of demons learns a few lessons in the meaning of humanity. As the seasons pass, his northern star guides him through the follies of human life. She is a dark sun, with golden hair and a smile powerful enough to bring the most powerful monsters to their knees. She is a prayer on his lips and a poison in his veins - his light, Lucy. (E.N.D!Nalu)

After a series of worrying events occur in the Muggle world, Kingsley Shacklebolt finally grants Nick Fury's request to provide a magical liaison to work with S.H.I.E.L.D. (Set BEFORE first 'Avengers' film.)

And she finds herself, even as the Black Pearl found her. Susan thinks about death.

"Sigrid, daughter of Bard the Bowman, you claim to be my humble subject, yet you will not sit in my dungeons?" Thranduil/Sigrid.

While tackling serial killers, jewel thieves and psychopaths, Sherlock's values are slowly redefined by a female detective freshly returned from an undercover operation. Mycroft is baffled by Ruby Smith's unusual connection with his little brother despite John insisting the two are just friends. WARNING! Realistic fic, Sherlock will NOT fall in love quickly! Updated weekly.

It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.

A flap from a butterfly could create a maelstrom, a single death could bring unfathomable chaos. Orochimaru dies long before his machinations in the elemental nations and the cause? His very own student. Nawaki Senju.

To give Naruto a chance against Madara, Obito might've inadvertently erased him from existence. Until he finds a way to bring Naruto back, he'll have to deal with sharing a body with his younger self while the other remains oblivious to his existence. Time travel/ Parallel to Iryo-nin Kasa

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

A portal opens up over New York City. Again. Residents of the city resign themselves to yet another alien attack. Instead, the members of the Survey Corps fall from the sky. Somehow this is Reed Richards' fault.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

The odds and ends I somehow end up writing for the world of Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen.

"You'll take a dwarf's gold but not his hand?" he asked. Hanah reached out, and his hand clamped around hers like a bear trap. She had heard dwarves were as harsh as the rock they dwelled in, that any slight against them would be remembered, forever. But for that gold, Hanah would accept their business gratefully. (Post-BoFA.) Update 2017: slight rewrite ch1-6.

"She didn't come with the intention of changing things. In fact, if anything, Hermione Granger arrived with little more but the intent to swiftly leave. But fate is a fickle thing, and no number of hours in the library seemed to be helping her cause." Trapped in 1946, Hermione is already having the worst of luck when she catches the interest of one Mr. Tom Riddle.

Life is a kaleidoscope full of mirrors and shards that twist and turn creating a mirage of beauty and colour and life is nothing more than a beautiful illusion, just like a kaleidoscope. Self-Insert. SI. OC.

Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.

This is the kind of thing I had always dreamed about, but the reality is far from a fairytale. Being reborn into a world of ninja and all the war and intrigue that inevitably follows them- caution and hope intermingled. A Self-Insert fic with a dose of reality.

Everything's changed. Life officially way out of normal-ville, left of Funkytown. Still Season Two, a few months after Silver Linings & Dark Clouds, before the finale.

"What will happen if she stays?" "She'll forget."

It is amazing where a little kindness will land you.

This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.

—A series of mysterious and brutal murders have been plaguing the countryside, and when Hiyori meets a strange boy in the forest, she can't help but wonder—is he the hero, or the killer? – [Warring States Period, AU]

COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.

Family means more than blood. And that's more true than usual for the Winchester boys and their godmother.

Hermione had resigned herself to this plain and ordinary universe, but an overheard conversation in a seedy little bar in Augusta makes her suspicious that maybe she'd been looking in the wrong places. EWE. Begins season 3. Eventual HG/DW

No one ever mentioned the string of broken, discarded hearts destined love leaves in its path. Setsuna and Seiya find each other at Usagi and Mamoru's wedding.

There's a kid in the bathroom stall. He's curled on the floor, asleep or passed out with his forehead pressed against the toilet's base. In which Yukine is a runaway, Yato's homeless, Hiyori works at the local shelter, and it's the winter of the deepest freeze Tokyo's seen in thirty years.

Sherlock Holmes is most intrigued when he observes three teenagers materialise in the middle of a central London road. He is even more interested when, eighteen months later, one of these strange individuals moves into 221C Baker Street.

What do you do when you wake up in a TV show? Purposely mess up the plot and make Stefan's life a living hell. Clarissa assumed she was dreaming, but she's not waking up, and between family drama with this girl who is apparently her twin and a pot smoking younger brother, Clarissa can't seem to stop bumping into Damon.

Amelie Fortescue bakes treats so fine, they'll wake the dead...literally! Using her pastries , she brings the dead back to life in order to discover the reasons for their deaths. But when her skill as a "detective" catches the attention of a certain mortician, she finds herself embroiled in just a bit more trouble than she'd like.

"I could dirty talk you under the table." Suigetsu and Ino. Torture and Interrogation, obviously.

She wishes everyone would stop jumping around so much; it was damn unsettling. /She offers the ball to the little boy. His angst is suffocating./

Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. "I've never seen you before in my life," he says flatly. (Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.) kid!fic/de-aging

Only one individual would ever come close to understanding the innermost workings of that astute, rare mind that belonged to Sherlock Holmes. I was only a witness to it. I am not that person. Developing Sherlock/OC

He widened his eyes, "B-but…Engineer sex." What Tony Stark wants, he gets. He does. Really. There's no doubt. Ever. Because. So there. SI/OC Insert.

Nothing caged, be it man or beast, stays that way forever. Slash. HP/RR

Once a pawn makes it all the way across the board, she becomes a queen. Emma is not a queen. Yet. [Pastimes 2/4]

If you work the espionage game long enough you inevitably end up crossing paths multiple times with others. Five Times James Bond and Natasha Romanoff's lives intersected.

Kol's already turning his back on her, and she doesn't know why she calls out to him when she does. "I'm looking for someone—I mean, I know he's not supernatural, and it's just - I thought it was worth a sh—"

S4!AU. Kol and his bat and his crazy take a hostage and immediately regret it. Or, that time there was a road trip, faeries, snark, wendigos, ust, sirens and so much more. — Kol/Caroline. 3/12.

For Hermione this was nothing more than a very bad turn of events. Ripped from her own war torn world and placed in another with out a single friend. 10th Walker story.

An expansion on the implied-but-untold story of Gale and Madge.

"We do what we have to do. We'll always put running the country over everything else." Mycroft/Hermione. Honestly.

Tony Stark: genius, philanthropist, Iron Man. Missing, presumed dead during first Chitauri battle, 2012. Tony Stark: genius, philanthropist, Iron Man. Alive, 2252.

None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."

He had always viewed humans with disdain, but this one, she just unsettles him. /"You're cold, Mr. Sun," she says. Yes, well, that was kind of the point./

Kol sees her by chance in Arizona. —or, Kol figures out the fascination to Katerina Petrova. Kol/Katherine, one-shot.

Five times Dean doesn't believe in God and one time he does. 'birth and death of the day' verse.

Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Pastimes 1/4]

What would Twilight be like if Edward fell for Jessica instead of Bella? A humoristic approach from Jessica's POV.

Just one smile and he'd do anything for her. Even sit down and paint things in a store that he would have never been caught dead in. Imprint fluff!

We know each other. You've heard my name. I know I've heard yours. It's the benefit of rank, circumstance, and infamy. I wonder if you'll get a chance to see me in a new light. Itachi. Temari. Vignettes.

They meet on a mythology forum.

Rookie SHIELD Agent, Darcy Lewis has just realized that monsters are real… Of course, that might've been good information to know before her team was eaten. Thankfully, a couple of monster-hunting brothers show up to help her out.

"Look, Darcy likes the Cap and I like Darcy and the Cap likes some chick who died like forever ago, so I'm not even really worried about him. All I know is he's humble and Darcy likes chivalry and I've never had to try this hard to get somebody to date me."

The cow town she's supposed to start over in as Jane Average after the rainbow bridge debacle blows over gets its own craptastic makeover when a mutant v. mutant fight breaks out, and what does Darcy do? Makes a date with a mutton-chopped savior, of course. :Darcy/Logan:

Hermione gets quite a bit more than she bargained for when she takes Crookshanks as her familiar.

After all, he is smarter, he is cleverer, he is the better liar, he knows her favorite songs, he brings her flowers, he treats her like a queen— and forever is a very long time for a vampire. — Klaus-centric. Klaus/Caroline, Elijah.

"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.

"This is nauseating. If you two insist on having sex, at least have the decency to do it somewhere I don't sit." — Kol/Caroline, Klaus/Caroline, Damon/Rebekah.

No one missed Riddle's pale fist tightening around the useless wand in his lap. "I am Tom," he ground out. "I am here for the sole reason that the alternative was community service." / Hermione moderates a post-Avada Kedavra support group. Chaos ensues.

"The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n." In the aftermath of the train crash, Susan Pevensie encounters the Wardrobe once more. Post-Last Battle.

Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.

Draco Malfoy returns home after a year of sulking abroad to find things have rather changed at the Manor. And screams. There is absolutely no excuse for this I'm afraid. It is ridiculous. Run for your lives.

"You are a most vexing child, Earl Phantomhive." "And you are an equally vexing man, Mr. Holmes, so I suppose that makes us even." With poor Watson caught in the middle. One Holmes is bad enough. SH movie!verse.

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]

There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.

Hermione's always been willing to go the extra mile for knowledge, maybe this time it's too far.

But how much had she changed? Could he count on old memories? Could he count on someone who lived with freaking Loki not to change? The hula girl on the dash had no answers. Immediately after Cold. Part of the VVerse.

Fourth in the Vanilla Verse series. Before forgetting you have to ignore the signs.

Penny Holden is having a bad day, and then her ex is hit by a man who fell from the sky. Without realizing it Penny becomes hoplessly tangled in the web of one dashing god of mischief. Loki/OC

Because he wore a fake mustache knowing her hands itched to rip it off. A short drabble. Third part of the Vanilla Verse.

Maybe that was what Switzerland was, or what she was to be Switzerland, or just who she was as a person, not a country. Sequel to Hermione, A History.

"Is there something you desire?" he asks when she gets him alone in the hallway next to the bathrooms.

"How about this," he said, licking off his pink mustache. "You forget you asked that, sign my Witch Weekly, and I will… well, I'll forget you asked that. You can call me Gabriel."

I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.

"When they are children, Moriarty is a game. A story they tell only to each other, in whispers." Jim and Molly Moriarty, from the beginning.

She's Swan and she's just passing through, an accumulation of all you never knew. - AU diverging from New Moon.

She tastes like blood and youth and death. She's a fantastic kisser.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

Response to the Doomed Ships Comment Ficathon. "I think, that one day, I'm going to kill you. For real."

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

She had only been in his life for two and a half weeks and he hated every single thing about her. Set Post DH, Pre Epilogue.

What do you do, when you have no one to talk to? Well, you lie to them, of course. Toph and Zuko connect through a game of lies that reveals everything. - mild Toko, oneshot, post 3x12, fluff, mild angst

Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.

I have a secret, blondie. And I want to share it with you before you die. Hidan x Temari.

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.

God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.

It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

There's something special in the way Temari bleeds, Gaara realizes. There's something different about crimson on her skin...something beautiful...

Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.