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Joined 01-07-05, id: 736084, Profile Updated: 08-31-14
Author has written 5 stories for Invader Zim, Gakuen Alice, Harry Potter, Fruits Basket, and Inuyasha.

About Me: I have discovered fiction press! Here is my account. Beware: I lack originality to write anything beyond fanfiction.

Likes: In-depth, poignant stories that have originality, tactful insight into a character's thought process, none-cheesy descriptions, witty dialogue, love/hate relationship, juicy angst, historical/biological/technical accuracy, and the ability to make me remember what had happened long after I've finished reading.

Dislikes: Bad spelling, poor grammar, script format, no spacing between paragraphs, awful punctuation, canon characters behaving unlike themselves (OOC), Mary-Sues, overuse of exclamation marks and CAPS, immaturity and drama, sappy romance; abuse of adverbs and adj. (I admit, I fall for this one too) and cliches.


Links to Help with Writing:

How to Write Fanfiction (This has just about everything a writer needs in order to write fanfics that are close-to-godliness.)

Avoiding Mistakes in Fanfiction Writing (Another invaluable site that I wish more authors would read before writing.)

  • 5 Habits to Avoid in Fiction Writing
  • The Ardeon Writer's Exercise List
  • Mary Sue Test (Nobody likes a Mary Sue. Avoid creating an OC that will scare your readers away with his/her perfections by taking this test.)


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    Thanks For the Quickie by nobutsiriuslywhat reviews
    Starts off with how the bathroom scene should have gone.
    Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,571 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Jack R., Lisa R.
    The Place Where Falling Becomes Flying by mistymay951 reviews
    "So what brings the beautiful Queen Elsa to my humble little room?" He asks expectantly, after a few minutes of suffocating silence, as if he knows he's somehow gotten to her, as if he's sure his twisted little lies have somehow managed to melt her. "Alcohol," she deadpans, even though they both know she's not telling the whole truth; lying is just a part of the game.*Part 2 now up
    Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Elsa, Hans] - Complete
    Crawling Back to Humanity by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
    AU, SasoSaku, Sakura has found herself at a loose end and almost literally dumped in Sasori's lap. A drug dealer has no use for a concussed college student and Sakura just wants to live to see another day. Somehow, they make sense of it all. Lime flavored.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,559 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
    You Give Me Fever by SheWroteintheWind reviews
    There are voices all around whispering sweet, dark nothings into the vast grayness that has become her life. For Sakura, it is only a matter of listening intently…or going insane.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,946 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
    A Mother's Touch by book-fanatic14 reviews
    In the midst of all Hayako's screaming, there stood Itachi, a sleepy look in his eyes, towel on his shoulder, and what smelled like a cup of tea in his hand. He reached out towards Hinata, placing a kiss on her forehead. "You look exhausted. Leave."
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,216 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
    My Hairpins are Sharper Than Your Battle Fan by thirdmetaphor reviews
    Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Madara U., Mito U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
    Chaos Theory by Renaerys reviews
    Sometimes we see most clearly through the eyes of a madman. DeiHina.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,866 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Hinata H., Deidara] - Complete
    White Heart Black Bones by OpenDoorLeia reviews
    The final battle was lost. Man and beast were separated, just as the boy had always dreamed. But, at what cost? As the years went by, the world grew darker and darker. But her heart was still beating. Can the White Princess and the Puppet King save the world they helped create? I wish I could tell you, but the towers are rising. All I know is that the world still needs a hero.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,087 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G.
    Enkaku Byakugan by phoenixyfriend reviews
    The Byakugan had its own second level, and it was just as likely to drive its user mad as the Mangekyo, as the possibilities of the universe drove the wielder mad. Hinata was just lucky that she had a support system.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Hinata H., Hiashi H., Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Vices and Virtues by ClaudeAgnes reviews
    Frollo/Esmeralda story from the Disney version. What if Esmeralda had agreed to be with Frollo to safe herself and her friends. Is Frollo going to finally have what he wants from her; can she ever be happy with him? Rated M for detailed descriptions of sexual (plus violent in some chapters) nature. Don't like, don't read.
    Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,014 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Claude F., Esmeralda - Complete
    Play a Hero False by The Light's Refrain reviews
    We all have aspirations. But sometimes our ideals are just lies that lead us to terrifying truths about ourselves...and to what we are really looking for. Do you choose fate or freedom? NWhiteCheren triangle. COMPLETE!...But with Black 2 sequel on the way!
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 83,631 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - [N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko, Cheren] Reshiram - Complete
    Bioshock: New York Trouble by Den R reviews
    Eleanor moves to New York, looking for a new life. But she finds more than that.
    BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Eleanor L.
    Contrived Flaws by GoXC reviews
    Hyuuga Hinata was not the perfect anything; She was not the perfect ninja, she was not the perfect heiress, and she most certainly was not the perfect wife. But Itachi didn't mind, he planned on ignoring her anyway. Non-mass.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,603 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
    To Die By Your Side by MySilentLullaby reviews
    A recently freed Chell encounters a man who claims to be her husband. Although reluctant to believe him, she starts to warm up to him... Only to find out a very dark truth about her past. Rated M for later on. Some violence.
    Portal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,924 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
    The Akatsuki Bro Code by rabid behemoth reviews
    Tobi beats prostitutes (at Go Fish), Itachi explains fanfiction, and Team Kakashi suffers from a bathhouse-related accident. There is no fourth wall. [Crackfic!]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki - Complete
    Ace of Fours by BabyCharmander reviews
    Had she known how expensive and how much of a chore it would be to care for the core, she might never have brought him home. But maybe it would be worth it, in the end. One-shot.
    Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
    Taste of Existence by Moritatus reviews
    Prompts challenge response. NejiHina. Warning: Hyūgacest.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Neji H., Hinata H.
    A Few Repairs by The Fanfiction Core reviews
    She would put him through some repairs, until he was at least somewhat functional again. Just a few repairs—and then maybe she would see if there was something in that mangled casing that was worth forgiving.
    Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
    Prisoner by The Wandering Fool reviews
    When you kill a member of the Akatsuki, there's no doubt that they will get their revenge. Unfortunately for Hyuuga Hinata, her comrades failed to realize this until it was too late. HinataxDeidara, some KibaxHinata. Set right after the Kazekage Rescue Arc. Rated T.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,640 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
    Stolen by brower47 reviews
    If there hadn't been a pen, Lisa never would have been able to get away from Jackson and she never would have been able to make the call to the hotel. My take on this alternate ending from the movie and beyond. I don't own anything Red Eye
    Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,509 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/24/2006
    So Much for Shampoo by Wrath76 reviews
    People with particularly cool hair will do anything to get their favorite shampoo. Even if it's the last bottle in the vicinity... Even if they make a scene fighting derangedly for it...
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
    Disasters in Being a Grandmother by masruiiiik reviews
    Chiyo remembered when life had been simple. And then Sasori came along. And brought with him runaway toddlers and breakfast complaints among other things. But Chiyo still loved him, even if he gave her heart-attacks by wielding chainsaws at the age of 5.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sasori, Chiyo
    Suspension by thepunishment reviews
    Post-game. In the months that follow Chell's escape from Aperture, she begins to build her new life while struggling to coexist with the personality core that once tried to kill her.
    Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
    The Parlor by terribad reviews
    Tarrlok invites Korra over to his estate for a private screening of his atrocious personally-funded vanity film, but it's three hours of her life she won't be getting back. Luckily, Tarrlok is willing to make up for it. Warning for CRACK/SMUT/The Room.
    Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Tarrlok, Korra - Complete
    Survive with Me by Elcii reviews
    "The misfortune jutsu can take one's moment of tragedy, and transfer it to another person." Sasuke thought this would be the perfect justu to finally attain peace. He just didn't think he'd need to live with the last Hyuga survivor to keep alive.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,116 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
    Codependency by hmfan24 reviews
    Codependency - a relationships where one is physically or psychologically addicted to the other. Sasuke gradually finds this out as he spends time with Hinata. A dark humored parody of Sasuke's insufferable interests. Lime
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
    Ileeya's Thorn by Similyn reviews
    All she wanted was to gather some herbs. Someone else had other ideas. Follow Ileeya as fate wraps its tendrils around the young night elf, her family, and her captor.
    Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,220 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Night Elf, Blood Elf - Complete
    Not Quite That Part by Silver33650 reviews
    Well, almost. Wheatley has a different sort of surprise for Chell and GLaDOS.
    Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
    What If by Chloe Kompton reviews
    What if GLaDOS had just one more test for Chell? Chelley with implied Caroline/Wheatley. This story heavily involves the cores, and has basically the opposite of Human!Wheatley. Also includes some theories as to GLaDOS's origins. COMPLETE!
    Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,180 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
    Enough is Enough by Sara Jaye reviews
    He was the most irritating, confusing person she'd ever met, and the worst part of it all was how he made her feel.
    Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
    That Awkward Conversation by Lady Silvamord reviews
    Itachi and Sakura have a rather embarassing problem. Post 4th War AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,129 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Disconnect by ReverseTango reviews
    She is still trapped, in a ghost world that has died and come back to life and moved on without her. He is the only other living human on the entire planet, for all she knows, and he barely qualifies as human at all. One-shot, for the kink meme.
    Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
    Past Artifice by Sock and Broh reviews
    In his eyes, the past artifices and the truth standing in front of him melted together to make some indelibly beautiful shade. Inky black past met pale white future, and together, created the gray present. N's hand was clasped gently with Touko's.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko - Complete
    Unlikely Help by obsidianLight16 reviews
    If there was anything Deidara and Itachi could relate to- it was having long hair. And oddly enough, it was the one thing that eased tensions between them.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
    Catch Me by Chloe Kompton reviews
    In which Chell has to catch Wheatley to be forgiven. Chelley fluff.
    Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
    Debilitated by heystella reviews
    All he wants now is to make her see that she belongs to him. Neji/Hinata. Sequel to Pathogen.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
    Dry Ice by x3 Samantha reviews
    Inspired by the Inception Kink meme on LJ. Arthur performs inception on Ariadne to make her fall in love with him. She finds out.
    Inception - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
    Attrition by sinemoras09 reviews
    In the midst of their battle, Sasuke turns into a child. AU. Gen. Itachi, young Sasuke. Oneshot. Spoilers for chapter 402 of the manga.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    And in Health by Trinity Destler reviews
    Post SWAK. Conversations in isolation.
    NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
    Ameliorate by Patriot-of-USA reviews
    "You may not have wanted me father…" but yet he desperately needed her. John aka Delta has reflections on Eleanor and what she is to him. Meanwhile, he heals the scars of twenty years.
    BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Delta, Eleanor L. - Complete
    House of Monsters by Vorpal Edge reviews
    The choices he made as he went through the nightmare of Rapture, helped make her decide her own. Eleanor's final choice was her survival, the path of a monster.
    BioShock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Eleanor L., Delta - Complete
    Mercy by WTFWonder reviews
    Her brother ails under the bond where she only squirms. Some leniency is long overdue.
    Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Princess Nuala, Prince Nuada - Complete
    A Most Favorable Arrangement by LuxKen27 reviews
    Five years for her, five hundred for him – it didn't matter. They were strangers, distant companions in a time paradox; it was only logical that they eventually sought -something- in their strange, shared circumstance.
    Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2010 - [Sesshomaru, Kagome H.] - Complete
    We Keep Getting Stuck by im a bunny reviews
    Edited 12/16/2009 I updated chapter 9: Sequel to Stuck. A year after they parted, Sesshoumaru and Kagome find themselfs alone again. Will a rain storm help them confront their feelings? What will happen this time? I dunno.
    Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,263 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
    These Accidents of Faith by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
    While home for Christmas break, Draco gets charged with overseeing the prisoners, including the new addition of Luna Lovegood.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,212 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/26/2009 - [Draco M., Luna L.] - Complete
    Shogi by GoldenGrimoire reviews
    Sakura's first solo mission as a jounin: succeed where Konoha's intelligence unit has failed by getting Akatsuki prisoner Akasuna no Sasori to talk, no matter what it takes. Sasori/Sakura. Lemony content, dark themes.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H.
    Simply Business by Mikazuki Tsuki reviews
    A cold and ruthless businessman? What are the odds he would fall for a simple pet store worker? COMPLETE
    Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 192,336 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
    Transgressions by emptyvoices reviews
    NOT a JXL storyThree years have passed since the Red Eye Flight and Lisa is married with a new child. Her life is about to be thrown into chaos once more as an old enemy returns with a violent obsession that tears apart Lisa's entire world
    Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,463 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
    Laying Amongst Dokatsu by Nostawen Allesiel reviews
    They were brought together under unlikely circumstances. A deal was struck, a bargain made, relationships were broken, a new one began to form. And in the center of it all, one human woman managed to alter the course of the past and the future.
    Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 357,994 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
    Every Bit of Her by Avari20 reviews
    Nuada noticed the change in his sister's heart immediately. Now on the way to claim the Golden Army, he confronts Nuala...and his own feelings. Rated M for Mature Themes
    Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Prince Nuada, Princess Nuala - Complete
    Learning Experience by Digital Skitty reviews
    Deidara kind of fails at History, but only because it is the exact opposite of his art! He's not stupid, really. Still, he gets stuck with a tutor... Of course, it's hard to complain when she's so cute.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,416 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/14/2009 - [Deidara, Hinata H.] - Complete
    ribbon redux by paws-bells reviews
    ItaSaku Thanks to the diligent efforts of a pair of goons, she had somehow ended up as a birthday gift...to the devil himself. A most sensual, seductive...drunk devil. And she had stupidly went and made a deal with him, too. This does not bode well.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Eavesdropping Never Works by Meruhen Wind reviews
    Because the Hyuuga line, as ancient and powerful as it may be, cannot resist gossiping at some point. And because Neji, as much of a stick in the mud as he is, will not resist eavesdropping. NejiHina, crack!Hyuuga clan, and other stuff.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
    About Ten by Kantayra reviews
    The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
    Something Real by Angelica Pierce reviews
    While staying over night in a village, Kagome is confronted with the full truth about Inuyasha’s hardship regarding his social status and heritage. Will she be able to find a way to help him see through the pain?
    Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,044 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
    Subjugation by night flame miko reviews
    DISCONTINUED. When Kagome comes across Sesshoumaru she has to resort to subjugation to stop him, but when something goes wrong what will happen from there... warning: there are some darker aspects to this fanfiction.
    Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,112 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
    The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
    When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
    ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
    Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
    The Courtship of Lady Kagome by Meara reviews
    When faced with the sudden prospect of a forced mating to the ugliest demoness in Japan, Sesshomaru is certain he can entice Kagome into doing his bidding. After all, Shikon no Miko or not, how hard could it possibly be to keep one, ningen female in hand?
    Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
    God & Rice Ball Trilogy 1: God by shadowglove reviews
    Tohru is summoned to Akito, and agrees to have her memory of her beloved Sohma family erased and stay by Akito's side in return for both Yuki and Kyo's freedom. Things happen and suddenly Akito isn't dying anymore, and the cruel god is quite possesive.
    Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Tohru H., Akito S. - Complete
    Snowing in Spring by Dr.Pill reviews
    She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves...there are no more petals to pluck.
    Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,875 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Akito S., Tohru H.
    Ambition's End by Singe reviews
    If Sasuke had learned nothing else from Team Hebi, he would always know who had taught him that he never wanted to have children. Ever.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
    DRACO MALFOY: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
    [ONE SHOT] You've received a DRACO MALFOY unit, but he's giving you a difficult time, and you don't know how to deal with him. This manual's the answer for you! Done with full permission from Theresa Green.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
    Dog Psychology by Miss Kagura reviews
    After a talk with Sesshomaru, Kagome consults modern books on dog psychology to steal Inuyasha's heart from Kikyou! InuKag.
    Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,807 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
    Broken Rules by Writegirl reviews
    NejiHinata pairing. Everything ends, even love. CHAPTER 14 BRAND SPANKING NEW! FINALLY COMPLETE :
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,964 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
    Inane Affections by boyarina reviews
    Overprotective Neji as always and a very perverted Gaara fighting over our poor Hinatachan. Let's see who is going to win, ne?
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/24/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H.
    Jackson Rippner's Answering Machine by queen of the imps reviews
    Jackson sure is a popular guy. Imagine the kind of messages people must leave on his answering machine. WARNING: Pure silliness ahead.
    Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
    Center of the Universe by EmeraldCityTourist reviews
    Lisa's boss forces her to go on a vacation after the Red Eye flight, and Jackson finds this the perfect oppertunity to show Lisa exactly how he feels about being beat by a girl. [INCOMPLETE!]
    Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006
    Honorary Uchiha by Digital Skitty reviews
    Hinata makes a grave mistake, but Sasuke manages to save her from it. They both gain a new friendship out of it, and Sasuke decides that her clan is bad enough so she can join his.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/23/2006 - [Sasuke U., Hinata H.] - Complete
    Straight Shooter by CrazygurlMadness reviews
    They'll tell children all about Link's numerous and heroic deeds, about how he saved Hyrule from the greedy, evil hands of Ganondorf, but they'll never once, not once, tell them what asinine gall he has. Zelink.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Zelda, Link - Complete
    Slices of a Life Worth Living by Angelus1 reviews
    Kate is surprised at how easily they fall into a routine.
    NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,688 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
    Hate Me by No One Mourns the Wicked reviews
    When Tohru visits the Sohma estate during one of Akito’s fevers, she shows him compassion and an unexpected friendship forms. But as Akito’s death draws near, what will their relationship mean the rest of the Sohma family? AkitoxTohruxKyo
    Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Akito S., Tohru H.
    Joined by Shadows by Maiden of the Moon reviews
    Someone wicked this way comes... and she will not be able to resist him. He will make sure of it. [IxKag oneshot.]
    Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
    Unending by Archica reviews
    Sasori makes a new doll for himself. SasorixSakura. DarkPossibly disturbing.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
    Taking Over Me by Riddled-Slytherin reviews
    It's Ginny Weasleys fifth year, when an old friend comes back. TG you will never guess what I've decided to do.....
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,213 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
    Seasons of change by amwong88 reviews
    COMPLETE When two very different people spend every day together, one of them either has to bend or be broken. Akito x Tohru. LEMON.
    Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Tohru H., Akito S. - Complete
    So Like Link by CrazygurlMadness reviews
    AU oneshot. Zelink. It was so like Link to bring home a stray animal. In fact, if I hadn't known any better, I'd have thought he'd been out looking for the thing. But of course, he'd swear otherwise.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Zelda, Link - Complete
    The Devil's Advocate by Gothic-Tinkerbell reviews
    Alternate story line: Without a heart of his own, the wizard Howl preys upon the young and the beautiful for theirs. When he captures the girl Sophie and can't bring himself to part from her, all of her fantasies will come true, but not the way she hoped.
    Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005
    In the Absence of Memory by mikan reviews
    Set ten years after the end of the anime. Tohru is all grown up. The path her life takes is one nobody ever expected...
    Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,336 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 7/22/2002
    Polite Things by redex reviews
    Hyuugacest - HinaNeji. Neji likes to meditate during the sunsets, sometimes on a certain cousin. [Oneshot]
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
    Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
    Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshomaru - Complete
    Sinful God, Gentle Angel by Reicheru reviews
    His life had been full of darkness for so long. He wanted light. He wanted that light that Kyou and Yuki guarded so preciously. He wanted Tohru. Rated R for mature scenes and rape (Chapter 15 is up!)
    Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003
    Konoha's Youthful Pair! by pinkpuruu reviews
    Neji ends up spying on the most unlikeliest pair on their "date". [Pairing: :D]
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2004
    Health Homework by Chione reviews
    A funny little tale of embarrassment and intrigue. Love and lust. Homework and something not appropriate in school. Kagome and Inuyasha. Tetsusaiga and possessiveness. Rated for language and mature themes. Light and fluffy.
    Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
    Little Deuce Coupe by MurDoc reviews
    [Complete] Akito Sohma is bored. So bored, in fact, that he would leave the company of his little white bird and comfortable room in favor of finding some sort of amusement.
    Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Akito S. - Complete
    When the Night Falls by Sailor Panda reviews
    When Akito gets his way and a new victim to play with, the lives of the Jyunnishi begins to change for the worse as the limits of forgiveness are tested.
    Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,410 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 8/9/2002 - Akito S., Tohru H.
    To Partake by Sailor Panda reviews
    Ah, the many powers of ramen - able to vanquish hunger, sway a stubborn arguing hanyou...and sidetrack a great youkai lord! Is there nothing this dish can't do?
    Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
    In too deep by Athenaea reviews
    Nobody bests Lord Sesshoumaru, certainly not a slip of a human girl. But sometimes the need for revenge and blood turns into something quite different...
    Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,457 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
    Isuzu by Ijin reviews
    AU.OneShot. Kagome gets to know Inuyasha's older brother, who likes to sit behind a computer screen and on the whole is a weird guy. And somehow ends up liking him a lot.
    Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
    True Confessions of a Demon by Lady Belegwen Lightningblade reviews
    Sesshoumaru tells all . . . his side of the story, his views on fluffy tails. Purely a joke. Any Inuyasha or Takahashi bashing not to be taken seriously.
    Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 12/11/2001 - Sesshomaru - Complete
    Open Your Eyes by AquilisRose reviews
    Homework can be dangerous. Especially when Tom Riddle is your editor...
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
    Opening Boxes by Sailor Panda reviews
    Akito comes up with a scheme involving Tohru but gets more than he bargained for. Set immediately after the end of the anime.
    Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/6/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Akito S., Tohru H.
    Rendezvous by Alair reviews
    A chance meeting leads to confusing feelings for both Kagome and Sesshoumaru. (Kag/Sess, citrus)
    Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,050 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/15/2002
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    The Embrace of God reviews
    Tohru ran away after a tearful discovery. In her blind need for consolation she ends up in Akito’s manipulative clutches. Believing she can change him, she accepts his offer to live at the Honke. Little did she know the possessive God has a secret agenda.
    Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 217,296 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Akito S., Tohru H.
    Catch and Keep reviews
    His Inuyoukai nature cannot bear to exist without her near him; despite that, they both know that her heart still belongs to his half-brother. How can he make her realize that she is indeed better off by his side after all that has happened? Read my bio
    Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
    Earth's Nightmare HIATUS reviews
    After running away Gaz is now a renegade and is in hiding. Luckily she has been reunited with her long lost brother Dib. But even with his small league of rebels, can he protect Gaz and keep her from Zim who's planning on getting back what belongs to him?
    Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,855 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Zim, Gaz
    Sinister Charm and Deception reviews
    [Hiatus] It's always how Harry saved Ginny and ended the Heir of Slytherin’s horror reign over Hogwarts. But remember when Harry was about to strike the Basilisk Fang through Tom Riddle’s diary? This is my take on what could’ve happened if Harry never did
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,124 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
    Polka Dotted Kisses reviews
    This fic is for those of you who wished the scene in episode 18 had took a different turn. Natsume and Mikan are both older as teens. You'll probably hate me for how I end this. I've been getting reviews for a second chapter, but this is a [ONESHOT] only.
    Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
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