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Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, and Trauma Center.
Last updated: January 15th, 2009
HOLY SHIT I'VE GOT A LIVEJOURNAL:
Go there for crack involving various things!
Who is BiOCaAM?
and most importantly
-a fanfic writer
Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be bold)
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. (but...they ARE irresponsible sluts D:)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. (well, to be exact, i'm of Muslim origin)
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS! (...in b4 hypocrisy)
January 15th, 2009--Oh boy, it's been a long month. @_@ Finals are in a few days, which explains the lack of fic both in my LJ comm and here. I'm writing, rest assured, just more to appease my insanity than to actually write. With that said, I apologize for delays in updates.
My father left for the military a couple weeks ago, so things have been hard at home. I'm helping my mother out with the siblings, but I'm experiencing some troubles myself. I do believe that once my father comes home and the new semester starts, I'll be okay. I'm trying to expand my fandoms, too, so please bear with me as I familiarize myself with some new canon. Among a list of things that I'm writing, a post-AJ Godot/Desiree story awaits you. That should be interesting.
As for actual fic updates, I've decided to put Ever Unconvinced on hiatus for the time being while I finish up some other projects. Elemental will come to a close by the end of April at the most. Make Yourself does have a chapter in the works, and I was working on it up until my father left, so I'll pick that up again. Sleeps With Butterflies' new chapter hasn't been started yet since I've been brainstorming, so please be patient with that. Lachrymose has some new oneshots that will be added in a few days. Well, that's all, really, and I'll update once more in February. Until then!
December 18th, 2008--Hey everyone! Happy holidays. I've tried becoming more active. I actually updated Elemental and posted new stories: Sleeps With Butterflies, Make Yourself, and Lachrymose. School has been absolutely hectic, and time for writing has been limited. However, winter break is coming very, very soon, and I will make sure you'll have enough updates so that you won't complain when I'm studying my ass off for finals. xD
I can't believe how long of a year it's been. Words can't describe my thanks and gratitude for all of the support you guys have given me. Here's to another year full of crack, ship and smut! :'D
November 1st, 2008--A lot of things have happened since I last updated. School basically ate my soul. If you've been following my LJ at all, you'll know that I've been still writing, just not updating the ones that I currently have up. I promise that I'll start writing more for these stories around Christmas time, since I'm getting a shiny new laptop and everything. Really guys, I haven't abandoned this site; FF.net will start becoming a personal archive for fics right now, though.
That's pretty much it, guys. I'll get a couple of chapters of Elemental out before Thanksgiving, though, so be glad for that.
August 8th, 2008--Sorry for the lack of updates, everyone. If you're reading them, that is. I'm focusing on a story that isn't currently posted on FF.net right now. I promise you that new chapters of The Sum of Small Things, Ever Unconvinced, WAWDTA and Elemental will be up before the end of the month. If you haven't already noticed, I posted a Matt Engarde x Maya Fey story. It's a bit on the crackier side, but then again it's a crack pairing which I probably couldn't do justice anyway. I seem to have a habit of shipping these kinds of pairings.
I saw The Dark Knight yesterday, but there's not a snowball's chance in hell I'm getting into the fandom. If anything, it'll be gen. If by some freakish epiphany I do decide to write any ships, it'll be Harvey x Rachel. Nothing else. Sorry guys. D: But in any case, I highly recommend you check out Kendra Luehr's (she's one of my favorite authors!) An Unhealthy Obsession. It's Joker x Rachel, but I'm warming up to it and this story has helped. I'll be on yet another vacation from August 22nd-29th.
July 21st, 2008--I'm going to attempt to write something new for The Sum of Small Things, so I might start working on that when I'm done with the third chapter of EU. I really feel inspired lately for some reason. There's really not much else, except that I am having a grand time over here. 8D If you're thinking about going on vacation, Cyprus is the place to be.
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei:
Kodomo no Jikan (I know it's a mortal sin to ship in this show, don't remind me):
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