Kirbilius Clausius
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Joined 01-08-05, id: 736321, Profile Updated: 01-31-12
Author has written 27 stories for Teen Titans, Harry Potter, Furi Kuri: FLCL, Legend of Zelda, Metal Gear, Kim Possible, Lizzie McGuire, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Boondocks, Kuroshitsuji, Big Bang Theory, X-Men: Evolution, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト, and Scott Pilgrim.

I'm only as arrogant as I am humble.

I like stereotypes done right. The old, dedicated (usually religion), martial artist that knew the main character for long before the main character knew him has a regret from before the story and by suffering for the main character's development finds his own destiny. Is this Warriors of Virtue, the Matrix, Star Wars, Alias,...? I like anti-stereotypes like Shinji Ikari and Asuka Langley Sohryu. I like poigniancy that is obvious rather than subtle, like Leon the Professional or 28 Days Later. I like complex scams/plot arcs such as Alias or Angel.

What I dislike:Cowardice on the part of the author. Takeshi Miike is one of the bravest folks making movies and his work ranges from horrifyingly unappealing to brilliant. But at least he isn't the Wachowski brothers trying to sell an anime non-ending to a christian trilogy. Conceit on the part of the author. If someone likes you writing self promoting tripe that only pleases your own insecurities, they'd put it up on your refrigerator. If you aren't writing fan-fiction from a fan's point of view, then why bother? No matter how crazy the crossover or out of left field the events that the known characters and accepted premises of what you're 'fan-ficcing' are, fan-fic readers are looking for exactly that.

ex. Let's say you're doing a Care Bears cross-over with Batman. You should know that the typical Care Bear cartoon went a)the bears lived amongst the clouds b)they spotted someone that was mopey c)they tried to correct his or her perspective on their lives (not necessarily their actual lives) d)they only resort to their beams of concentrated specialized emotion as a last resort because any improvement in their target by the beams could be temporary and hence false. Batman stories are usually his continuing acquiescence to his own trauma by forcing himself to be enough to handle a criminal whose danger is his insanity rather than raw power, even if he's forcing everyone who wants to help him away. The obvious fic is that the care bears try to get Batman to 'get over' his parent's death. Does he give up being Batman and how much harm does that do to the world? Does he treat the kind helpers like his own cohorts and put them at arms length or does he treat them as attackers or his own psyche snapping at the pressure of being Batman. What it can not be is gifting Batman with his own 'care beam' in the first scene and him prancing around turning criminals good. Not even in a Brave and the Bold crossover. No.

So hopefully, what you'll get from my writing is a)what you got out of the work I'm writing a fan fic of b)a finite tale, as opposed to self congradulatory prattle c)something that touches, even if it is only a 'heh' of a chuckle or a slightly raised eyebrow instead of shock and awe.

I've found a flaw in my fan-fic writing though. I tend to write stuff that I don't know exactly how it will end. The moment I know everything, my gumption falls off tremendously.

The flaws in my writing is that I do fights and plot way better than I do grammar and emotional rests. Working on it.

Stuff getting cranked out: Spawn, Cyber Six, Noir.

What should be getting cranked out: sequels to My First Boyfriend, prequel to Summit of Peace, Shikabane Hime: Madame Red, Fillmore is not a Freeman.

Stuff suffering from inattention: a Hellsing/Ghost in the Shell crossover (now waiting on the re-issue of Hellsing anime) and finishing Mid City (just need to bother to do it), Lizzie the Vampire Slayer (I have the plot in my head, just no impetus to get it onto the screen) and Quark's Harem (a future fic commentary on how Quark was the Casanova of Star Trek Deep Space Nine).

Completely abandoned: Gantz (80% of what I wanted to write is in Shikabane Hime:Yori just missing the Shego issues, as well as a desire to eliminate the Teen Titan additon), Harry Potter and the Alias cross over (one chapter is done, I have plot for ~4 more but the story is for about 20 so I'm declaring an impasse), Legend of Zelda:Tactical Espionage Action (which started out as an idea then turned into a joke, I wouldn't mind the original idea but time?).

Most Favorited:1)The Legend of Zelda:Summit of Peace
2)Wanna go somewhere and talk about it?
3)Shikabane Hime:Yori
4)Sheldon's Harem

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Hail Hydra reviews
With the public destruction of helicarriers and the imminent disbanding of S.H.I.E.L.D. every researcher that depended upon the agency is affected. Some scientists by a lack of funding. Some engineers by undercut ambitions. Others by more dangerous repercussions.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/15 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler
The Worst Love Triangle Ever Known to Mutant reviews
Arguably the world's least eligible bachelor manages to attract at least two the most unlikely suitors on the planet. May God have mercy on his soul.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Toad/Todd T., X23, Rogue/Anna Marie
Scott Pilgrim vs the Kaiju
A drift doesn't allow for mystery, aloofness, shyness, or any of the other things that cause distance in a relationship. Which is probably going to be a problem for Canada's most compatible Jaeger pilots...at least in fighting ability. Emotional availability, not so much.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Scott P., Ramona F., Knives C., Young Neil
Garterbelt and Brief with Panty
Panty's in pieces, Kneesock's adrift, Scanty's forsaken, Stocking's mysterious in the Biblical sense of the word. Good luck, you're gonna need. It won't help, either.
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Panty A., Briefers R./Brief, Kneesocks
World War Z reviews
Pasadena was technically inside the safe zone. Noblesse Oblige requires.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Penny
Cyber 666 reviews
Amy Farrah Fowler is beset by betrayal. Cyber Six is surrounded by enemies. In a world on the edge, what is a super heroine to do? Sequel to Cyber Six
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C., Alex J.
Sheldon Cooper vs the Gross Domestic Product of Switzerland reviews
Amy may not have been physical with any other romantic partner, but it certainly wasn't for their lack of spending power. You know, the money that's going to kick Sheldon's teeth in if he keeps dating Amy Farrah Fowler.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C.
Cyber Six reviews
Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler has gotten to know an entire circle of friends. What will happen when they get to know the real person that they have welcomed into their hearts? And could they meet that responsibility it they tried? 5.12, 1.13
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,629 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
Come with me if you wish to live reviews
Sheldon is too important the future war after Judgement Day to be allowed to live. But Amy will stop at nothing to protect him from everything John Connor sends after him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C.
Noir reviews
If love can kill, hate can surely save.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Anne Possible, Dr. Director/Betty
Sheldon's Harem reviews
Amy's latest social experiment is a harem, centered around the most eligible bachelor she knows. 4.22
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
Spawn reviews
A warrior awakens with no memory of life or of the contract that forsook its soul. Can the monster's humanity last when every bond with mortality is snapped? Even those that can do anything cannot undo the impossible.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,021 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Kim P., Yori
Shikabane Hime: Madame Red reviews
Mere familial love could not hope to match what dragged her from the grave. With such boundless mercy flowing over her, shouldn't everyone just accept the consequences of her inflicting it upon them? Takes place between episode 8 and 9 of season 1.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Madam Red, Elizabeth M.
Filmore Is Not a Free Man reviews
There is a Black boy who was trained by Shoa-lin, reads prodigiously, is cared for by a multiracial girl and is known for his hair do. At X Middle School, it's not Huey Freeman.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Huey F., Jazmine D.
Mid City reviews
Walk through the right educational institution in Mid City, and you can find anything.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Mr. and Mrs. Stoppable, Ron S.
Shikabane Hime: Yori reviews
Yori only had one regret, that she had not served the Ultimate Monkey Master as he deserved. What lengths will she have to go to in order to pay her penance.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Yori, Ron S. - Complete
Lizzie the Vampire Slayer reviews
My take on the idea. Update-Found where the plot is going and how to complicate it.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007
My First Girlfriend reviews
Sequel to "My First Boyfriend"
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Cameron, Catherine W.
The Legend of Zelda:Damnation of the Twili reviews
Prequel to "Summit of Peace", Or how the most genteel war is more horrible than the most ruthless politics. After "Ocarina of Time" Nabooru is faced with some of the most devastating choices, and Zelda is the one whose duty is to stop her.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Zelda, Nabooru
Gantz reviews
Crossover with the anime "Gantz". KP characters "play the game" while Teen Titans pay the price. Heh, heh, heh. Ed Note:Story is planned out but actual writing is taking time. Abandoned due to Shikabane Hime: Yori covering the themes better.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Shego, Ron S.
My First Boyfriend reviews
Cameron's first romantic relationship, circa A.D. 2027. Chapter 6 being a single sentence is important to the theme.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
The Legend of Zelda:Tactical Espionage Action reviews
Some legends were meant to die.
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007
The Legend of Zelda: Summit of Peace reviews
After the Princess of Twilight, everyone seeks to politically capitalize. Can the Hero of Twilight survive not monsters and traps, but diplomatic pressures on trade and technology while anticipating cultural sublties?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,544 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Zelda, Link, Midna, Ashei - Complete
Rei reviews
Evangelion Crossover. Was one shot. Now though up a plot for a longer arc. Might see where it goes. Reformatted.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
I Look Good In Insanely Powerful reviews
Sequel to Wanna go somewhere and talk about it? Some talents are better left undiscovered. Reformatted.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Jinx, Raven - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alias Crossover reviews
An Alias TV show Harry Potter crossover. No, really. Honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Severus S., Draco M.
Wanna go somewhere and talk about it? reviews
Love is horrible. Soon you will know why.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,253 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Raven, Red-X - Complete