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Learned english while playing video games and watching TV-shows, so don't throw stones at me plz.

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Beyond the Outer Gates Lies… A high school library? by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
An spinoff/alt version of Beyond the Outer Gates Lies... by gabriel blessing. Originally written to show how Reya might join Harry's harem, though now has grown beyond that, and further from the original (maybe? probably?)
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 512,848 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 10/12/2014 - H. Dresden, Sona S., Reya K., Tsubasa Y.
Another Way by ack1308 reviews
Ten years previously, the Brockton Bay Brigade attacked Marquis in his home and defeated him; in time, he was sent to the Birdcage. What would happen if things went ... another way?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 188,213 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Panacea, Lady Photon, Brandish, Marquis
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 6,154 - Follows: 7,018 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 256,664 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 5/9/2020 - Published: 9/15/2012
A MODern Man by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry takes advice he shouldn't, to do something he really should have known better than to try. Still, all's well that ends well, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,717 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 3,207 - Updated: 4/29/2020 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P.
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
Rules Are Made To Be Broken by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A discussion between a master and apprentice about the Rule of Two. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Complete
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
The Scoop of a Lifetime by Soleneus reviews
If there's one thing Rita Skeeter is good at, it's sniffing out a story, and when she sees a downtrodden Harry Potter at King's Crossing, by Merlin does she find a story! One that will change the face of the Wizarding World, Harry Potter, and even Rita herself. Harry was always more Slytherin than Gryffindor, really, and with someone to grow those traits...they won't see it coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,929 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 3,140 - Updated: 12/4/2018 - Published: 2/21/2017 - Harry P., Rita S.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5826 - Favs: 16,217 - Follows: 17,734 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
The Difference A Letter Makes by Silicon Dip reviews
What happens when one too many authors misspell a particular word? Total crack, of course! Harry gets a delivery in the mail one day, and a special power is revealed. Planned as a series of one-shots set in different canon scenes, but might be expanded into a full story depending on how things go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2017
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 15,347 - Follows: 8,725 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,394 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 4,827 - Follows: 5,473 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
I was never a scarecrow by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Goblet of Fire doesn't just bind you to compete, it insures you will, calling you from wherever you may be for each event. So what happens if you happen to be under wards that are more powerful than the goblet itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,492 - Published: 3/15/2017
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 6,932 - Follows: 4,091 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Multiverse by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
After the death of his last remaining friend, Harry Potter starts a journey across the multiverse looking for adventure. Collecting new and interesting things as he goes, can a wandering Harry make a difference in this new reality?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,364 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Harry P., J. Garson, Tali'Zorah
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 4,760 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Crosswinds of Fate by WayFarer2000 reviews
"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 130,810 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 3,552 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Harry P.
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 285,578 - Reviews: 4683 - Favs: 7,825 - Follows: 7,016 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A./Makoto Y.
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,003 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 9,632 - Follows: 10,868 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
In Limbo by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 514 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Beyond the Outer Gate Lies by gabriel blessing reviews
Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140,107 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 4,226 - Follows: 3,788 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 11,283 - Follows: 3,378 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 7,964 - Follows: 4,406 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 1,744 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2525 - Favs: 9,616 - Follows: 5,656 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Demon's Feign, Merlin's Pain by nuhuh reviews
HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,190 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
A Half Blood Prince Indeed by vlad the inhaler reviews
A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 457 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 259 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 3,961 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 403 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6590 - Favs: 18,594 - Follows: 6,755 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4677 - Favs: 9,291 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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