Silent Songbird
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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, and Fairy Tail.

The Baker

A Short Story by Silent Songbird

Once upon a time, a young lady was baking in her kitchen. She loves baking. One day, she realizes that maybe she should share her love of baking. She bakes a nice apple pie and then puts in front of her house, hanging the sign "free pie". People come around, they taste the pie and they LOVE it! She feels flattered and happy that people love her baking, and she feels good that she fed some people. So, the next day, she bakes some more. More people come for the free pie, and they love it even better. This goes on, she bakes, they come, they eat, she feels good and they feel good.

Then one day, she decides to mix it up. She bakes cupcakes and muffins instead of pie.

The people... They lose their shit.

"Oh my God! Why the hell did you make cupcakes?"

"You had something good here and you ruined it!"

"You can't bake for shit! This is shit! Kill yourself for making this."

Baffled by the vehemence of the people, she goes back to making her free pie and giving it out once more. Sent thinks, maybe it was a mistake to make cupcakes. That won't happen again. Except, it does. The people lose their shit again. This time, she didn't even have to change her bakery.

"Ugh, there's too much sugar in this. "

"Damn it, there's not enough sugar in this!"

"The pie crust is missing! I thought you knew how to bake?"

What had started as a hobby and gave the young lady pleasure, had instead grown into something else. A chore. A task. And slowly, little by little, the lady began to hate what she baked. She began to hate the task of baking. And just like that, one day, there was no pie outside her house.

And the people had the gall, to ask her why.

The End.

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Silent Songbird here.

Leo. Introverted. Unathlethic and often unsociable.

Enjoys video games where I can imagine the innocent pedestrian I am gunning down is the embodiment of the shit going on in my life.

Enjoys good or shitty anime in equal amounts. Depends on mood really.

Enjoys Bojack Horseman, Rick and Morty, Archer, and such shows that somehow tell us about how life is sad, short, meaningless and depressing, but manage to do so while blowing our minds or torturing our spleen.

Enjoys good porn.

Enjoys good hentai. (There's a difference)

Enjoys realism.

Enjoys wish fulfilment.

Does not enjoy blonde and whiskered protagonists.

Does not enjoy pale-eyed fangirls.

Or pink haired ones.

Or ones of any color, race, height and sexuality.

Does not enjoy fanboys.

Enjoys ramen and noodles of all sorts.

Does not enjoy being allergic to ramen and noodles of all sorts.

Does not live in the United States or Great Britain or Canada.

Does not have English as mother tongue/first language.

Does not know why the Songbird Is Silent.

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In Pursuit Of Magic: A Self-Insert by Zero Rewind reviews
Somehow, I find myself reborn in the world of Harry Potter as a no-name orphan. You know what that means: pursuing magic's secrets and uncovering the most tantalizing of mysteries this world has to offer! Oh, Voldemort? Why should I care? OC SI
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,581 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 4,808 - Follows: 6,263 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 2/16/2020 - OC
The Mind Arts by Wu Gang reviews
What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 210,988 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 7,356 - Follows: 8,961 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Daphne G., Gellert G.
Knives and Shields by Icura reviews
With the final battle against Salem concluded, Jaune now finds himself stranded in a strange world where there is no such thing as dust and actual gods roam the land. Caught in circumstances beyond his control, he struggles to find a path forward and perhaps a way back to Remnant. An Icura and Vahn collaboration project.
Crossover - RWBY & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,283 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 8/31/2020 - Jaune A., Bell C.
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 493,732 - Reviews: 7149 - Favs: 8,917 - Follows: 9,132 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 5/19/2014 - OC
Friendly Foreign Dimensional Exchange Student Spiderman! by Zaru reviews
Peter Parker died as a result of the Infinity Gauntlet on Titan. He awakens in a new world of heroes and villains in a foreign country... How will Peter cope and adapt in this new environment as he makes new friends and enemies... (MCUxMHA crossover, Pairing Undecided).
Crossover - Avengers & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 546,282 - Reviews: 3838 - Favs: 5,914 - Follows: 6,433 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 1/24/2019 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Izuku M., Momo Y., Pony T.
In A Darker World by Gin-san needs his parfait reviews
SI/OC insert. The whole rebirth shebang never really interested me, until I was involved. As a waterbender during the Siege of the North with the memories of my past life, things go quite differently than in canon. Some things though, stay exactly (frustratingly) the same. Fair warning: Not much humour, mostly dark themes, social critique, Trigger Warning: Depression, anxiety
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 7/14/2017 - OC
Borne Of Caution by Fuggmann reviews
An irritated Pokemon might tell you to stop what you're doing. An irritated animal will probably just attack you. Pokemon, for all their power, would be open books and a breeze to care for to any competent animal handler on Earth. After a fiery death, a professional zookeeper who never outgrew Pokemon games ends up in the world of Pokemon. The entire world is thrown onto its side.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,495 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 5,781 - Follows: 6,604 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 9/18/2019 - Brendan/Yūki, Vulpix/Rokon, OC, Zinnia
Under the Veil by poplasia reviews
Sans has gotten himself stuck in the void between worlds in a successful attempt to stop the resets of his timeline. He's not sure how long he's been chillin' alone there, but eventually a chance at escape stumbles his way in from the Veil of Death. His name?—Sirius Black. (no pairings)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 203,084 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 2,254 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Sirius B., Sans
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 94 - Words: 921,527 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 3,578 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
My Hero School Adventure is All Wrong, As Expected by storybookknight reviews
Hikigaya Hachiman is the last person on earth who should ever apply to U.A. High School. Yet somehow, he gets in anyway. In a world of irrepressible optimism and idealism, these are the adventures of a young man who believes that idealism is a lie.
Crossover - My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 308,732 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 2,762 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 11/5/2018
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 1,055,559 - Reviews: 10540 - Favs: 16,641 - Follows: 15,773 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 258,304 - Reviews: 2894 - Favs: 5,957 - Follows: 6,361 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Madara U., OC
The Strongest Shield by oblivon2991 reviews
The legend! A walking disaster! The "Strongest" Man on Earth! Many titles he gained. Many times he "saved" Earth. His heroics, all a lie? Or all true? Not as it matters. Thrown into an entirely different environment, a new world, he will prove his worth. Hilarity and misunderstanding ensue when he appears! The King engine starts: 'Dub! Dub' "Man, I quit being a hero..."
Crossover - One Punch Man/ワンパンマン & Rising of the Shield Hero/盾の勇者の成り上がり - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 124,811 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 12/29/2019 - King
Level Up! by Yojimbra reviews
Izuku Midoriya hated his quirk, and he was fairly certain the feeling was mutual. RPG Quirk Izuku. Gamer Izuku
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 147,220 - Reviews: 4731 - Favs: 6,901 - Follows: 7,469 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/10/2019 - [Itsuka K., Nejire Hado, Momo Y., Izuku M.] - Complete
My Trans-Dimensional, Overpowered Protagonist, Harem Comedy is Wrong! by Sage of Eyes reviews
Summary: Hikigaya Hachiman, shortly after an odd Valentine's day, finds himself in a new world filled with magic, monsters, and gods. Though he knows not how he got there, he knows that the only way back to his home is through the Dungeon. Also posted on Spacebattles and RoyalRoad.
Crossover - My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 313,027 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 3,272 - Follows: 3,257 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Hachiman H., Bell C.
Orange by LeviTamm reviews
Things went a little differently on that first day of the death game. Before Kayaba's announcement, Kirito had PKed another player. An action that permanently changed his cursor to orange. Now he's a criminal. The other players will hunt him down for that. The NPCs will refuse him service. He won't be able to trade with anyone anymore. He was completely alone now. Slight AU.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 293,661 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills, Argo
Man off the Moon by FiendLurcher reviews
The story of an unyielding man thrust into a galaxy of myriad grays—of questioning the past and of walking the same steps, wondering whether any answers beyond death lie at the end of that long, ever-winding road. (Ch42@4.7k words)
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 756,104 - Reviews: 3890 - Favs: 4,933 - Follows: 5,523 - Updated: 12/21/2020 - Published: 4/15/2018 - Archer
Cazador by Nemo the Unknown reviews
In which Courier Six winds up in Brockton Bay, and proceeds to do his thing, to the aggravation of many.
Crossover - Fallout & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,447 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 12/13/2020 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Courier, Skitter
The Last of his Kind by Greed720 reviews
He'd been in a brutal, life and death battle. A foe that was so far beyond him that it was a miracle he had survived, let alone wounded it. However, despite his many feats, and the skills and abilities, he had honed and developed; he was unable to triumph over his destined enemy! Or at least not yet, his surroundings might have changed, but his adventure was not finished, not yet!
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,702 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 11/20/2020 - Published: 9/2/2019 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 351,549 - Reviews: 7232 - Favs: 9,785 - Follows: 10,141 - Updated: 9/20/2020 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Complete
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 394,175 - Reviews: 5002 - Favs: 7,229 - Follows: 7,033 - Updated: 8/28/2020 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Is It Wrong For A Godslayer To Have A Harem Of Goddesses? by Paulzies reviews
Kusanagi Godou just wanted to have the quiet, peaceful life he didn't manage to get in his past world. But who was he kidding? When there was a Dungeon full of monsters, beautiful goddesses, and animal-girls, there was no way that was going to happen. Still, the Gods here were way more friendly than the Gods he'd met in the past. Maybe just a little too friendly.
Crossover - Campione!/カンピオーネ! & Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,923 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 5,259 - Updated: 8/14/2020 - Published: 10/12/2018
Something Wicked This Way Comes by VereorFaux reviews
Lelouch thought his life over as the sword stabbed him. Instead, he woke up in a different world without his people, his power, and his money. Turning to the magic of this world to achieve his goals, Lelouch begins a crusade when the people he left behind are threatened. Even if it meant dying over and over again to achieve his goals.
Crossover - Re:Zero & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,604 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 3,478 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Lelouch L., Emilia, Felt, Reinhard A.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,420 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 4,342 - Follows: 4,430 - Updated: 4/17/2020 - Published: 6/1/2017
Raid Boss by dEBB987 reviews
A powerful Raid Boss appeared out of nowhere in Yggdrassil, wandering around the world instead of staying on a specified Dungeon. Rumors about his deadly power and merciless battles spread around the gamer community… and Harry? Well, he wasn't aware he was considered as "Raid Boss", nor that the world he had arrived at was considered a "Game". MOD!OP!Harry Game-Nazarik Real-Nazarik
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,664 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 5,183 - Follows: 6,023 - Updated: 4/3/2020 - Published: 8/20/2018 - Harry P., Ainz
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,247 - Reviews: 3844 - Favs: 12,151 - Follows: 13,344 - Updated: 2/21/2020 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Chaotic Good by Mister Grin reviews
The story of a man who just really wishes death would let him be. He tried once. Lived a wonderful life, died at a ripe old age. Yet once more he lives in the body of a young child. Time has torn his life's work away, and his only skills are ones from a time long past. Lost, he stumbles upon a game he recognizes. He asks himself… why be a King when you can be a God? (Contains smut)
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 156,243 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 4,518 - Follows: 4,945 - Updated: 2/5/2020 - Published: 7/30/2019
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8816 - Favs: 9,429 - Follows: 9,020 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 157 - Words: 1,109,953 - Reviews: 16757 - Favs: 7,378 - Follows: 6,912 - Updated: 1/20/2020 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Any Means Necessary by EiriFllyn reviews
OC SI. Villainous and Manipulative. A selfish and ruthless mundane from Earth gets an experimental Kaleidostick whose only feature is to travel the multiverse. Random travel goes to Worm and gets trapped (for a while). Uses metaknowledge to gain power at any cost. Eventual Multicross/Multiverse Travel.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 156,021 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 12/16/2019 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Skitter, Panacea, OC - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 4,129 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
The God of Heroes by AlfyreGree reviews
Percy has lost almost everything and finds himself in a new universe. He's not alone though, and he's definitely not he same as he was before... Eventual PercyxRaven
Crossover - Young Justice & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,333 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 3,577 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 5/7/2018
P-orcing All the Girls: Greenskin (A Worm SI) by Marchenblanc reviews
Take a decent person. Throw them into a situation, and a body, with powers that they'd never been meant to handle because of bad paperwork...then run with it all the way down. When you're a Hentai Orc that is seemingly obsessed with subverting nearly all the tropes that normally comes with what you are...it isn't like you can do much else, right?
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,910 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Panacea, Miss Militia
So How Can I Weaponize This? by longherin reviews
This started as a short story about how nerd weaponizes light. Now it is 'how quickly can we cover the entire Harry Potter series while adding progressively more technology and research into the mix.' Still a stupid story for the sake of stupid stories, though. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 138,284 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 12/25/2015 - OC - Complete
That Which Remains by CruelRuin reviews
There are those who are unwanted, those who should never see the sun. Those who lurk in the shadows, and those who slay for their masters. He is none of those. He's Naruto Uzumaki, and he serves a higher purpose... one that delivered him from a fate much worse than death. After all, you are only truly dead when you are forgotten.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,050 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 10/11/2018 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Naruto U., Griselda Q., Vasco S.
The Name of the Game by literalsin reviews
A man from Earth wakes up to find himself stuck in the body of a fictional teenage boy with an ability that turns his life into a video game and foreknowledge of events to come. What could possibly go wrong? A take on the RWBY/Gamer crossover niche with an SI twist, a focus on world and character building, and fleshing out some of the details RT missed. Rated 'M' for a reason.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 712,496 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 7,193 - Follows: 7,819 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 3/5/2016 - OC, Jaune A.
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 12475 - Favs: 14,446 - Follows: 12,543 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7679 - Favs: 11,370 - Follows: 13,352 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 113,971 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 5,493 - Follows: 6,021 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H., Obito U.
Is It Wrong To Want To Be The Overlord Of A Dungeon? by Cablevision reviews
Momonga is the last member of the Guild of Ainz Ooal Gown. After many years of playing his favorite game, Yggdrasil, the servers are finally shutting down. Having put so much work and effort into Nazarick with his forty guild mates, he figured he would stay logged in until the very end. Little did he know that he would be thrust into a new world with a new dungeon to conquer. R/R
Crossover - Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 86,852 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 1/31/2017 - Bell C., Aizu W., Ainz
Irregular Metronome by The Jingo reviews
Whatever Naruto was expecting after the longest bender of his life, waking up squealing with red hair as he was being born wasn't it. As for Sasuke, there's only one way to describe biting into an onigiri and ending up in a different world: "God damn." Part One of Ouroboros/Resonance.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 336,402 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 10/30/2016 - [Naruto U., Ravel P.] [Sasuke U., Rias G.] - Complete
A Royal Visit by jacobk reviews
Brockton Bay receives a visit from the widely acclaimed strongest man on earth. Nothing will ever be the same.
Crossover - Worm & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,204 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 9/13/2017 - Tatsumaki, King
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9704 - Favs: 9,973 - Follows: 7,708 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Strange Gameplay for a Ninja by Champygnakx reviews
What if a random academy student got The Gamer ability ? "That's it. I played too much RPG videogames and i became crazy. How else can I explain this blue rectangle in front of my head ?" OC Pov. Currently on hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 163,372 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 4,723 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 11/2/2015 - OC
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4019 - Favs: 7,093 - Follows: 4,516 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
10th Life by Woona The Cat reviews
Kuroka had thought she would fail. Her nine lives had been used up trying to save her sister, but it had all been futile. She had resigned to simply escaping, but out of the blue, a random man claiming to be a wizard appears, wielding powers beyond anything anyone had ever seen. With his help, she may just yet be able to save her sister, altering fate. The Master of Death comes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,755 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 5,585 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Harry P., T. Koneko, Kuroka
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5968 - Favs: 19,348 - Follows: 22,260 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
The Devil's Dark Knight - Revamped by Illusionary Reality reviews
A re-written version of the original Devil's Dark Knight, longer and more action packed, with better plot, an improvement in cohesion, higher focus on character development and expansion into the inner workings of the mind of Uchiha Sasuke. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen... The Dark Knight has Returned. AU, Sasuke-centric.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,034 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Sasuke U.
The Lost Master by Iama2p reviews
Seven years after Ashs defeat in Sinnoh, the Champion Cynthia is ruthlessly crushed in a battle for the title of Pokémon Master. The new Champion refuses to release his name to the press, but his cold attitude soon shocks the Pokémon world as he begins to rebuild the Pokémon League.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 235,288 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
To Be Lost on the Road of Life by AthanatosOra reviews
Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,388 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 3,697 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Obito U.
When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 273,106 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 4,243 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū - Complete
All Or Nothing by Darridus reviews
Mr. House claims that in ten years, he'll have colonists set up on the moon. But what about twenty years later? Thirty? The sky is the limit when Mr. House and his top lieutenant discover alien ruins on Mars, and make a discovery that will change the galaxy forever.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 158,660 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Courier
One Day They'll Understand by Super Saiyan Cyndaquil reviews
Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,850 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,886 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] L. Ren - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 5,473 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
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Hedonism reviews
Hyoudou Issei was not a pervert. He was a hedonist. Most people would glance upon the two titles and believe that they were one and the same. They were wrong. They were very, very wrong. Mature Content Warning. A darker, quasi-realistic take on the DxD universe.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,384 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 1/24/2020 - Published: 1/5/2020 - H. Issei, Rias G., S. Irina
Et Cetera reviews
"Oi, Sasuke…" Naruto's voice reduced to a mere whisper. "…T-there are people here." No response. "I said there are people here teme!" "I heard you the first time dobe." Silence again. "Why? Why are there people here?" Naruto asked, looking over to his rival for an answer. "I don't care" The Uchiha's nose rumpled. "Just get them to stop screaming."
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,255 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 10/5/2019 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., H. Issei
The Prince Of Darkness reviews
"The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world that there was only one of him." At the peak of the Fourth Shinobi World War, the final battle between Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto ends in the death of the former. A hasty decision of atonement by the Last Uchiha in the afterlife, unravels a consequence both unforeseen and utterly unexpected.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,054 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 8/4/2018 - Published: 12/21/2016 - Sasuke U., Serafall L., Sona S.
The Scientific Approach To Getting A Harem reviews
Three words spurned by a caring, loving mother, ultimately sends a boy down an entirely different path on his quest. "Why become a Harem King, when you can be a Harem God?" "Issei-kun, are you ripping off lines from rappers again?" "Damn it Ka-chan, I was having a moment here!" Genius!Issei, Scientist!Issei, ClosetPervert!Issei.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,010 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 3,380 - Updated: 8/4/2018 - Published: 10/23/2017 - H. Issei, S. Irina, Le Fay P.
Within Interest reviews
"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,427 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 6,164 - Follows: 7,460 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Team Seven
Hyoudou Issei: True Lucky Pervert of Infinity reviews
Everyone tries to humanize Issei and make him less perverted, but where's the fun in that? What if Issei was MORE perverted than his canon self and his utter perversion began to warp the very reality around him? What if he gained the fabled "Lucky Pervert" trait stapled in most harem comedies as a result and used this to his advantage? Crack-ish, smutfic; Not to be taken seriously.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,267 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 1/4/2018 - Published: 5/10/2017 - H. Issei, Raynare
Dragon of Dragons: Game of the Year Edition reviews
Hyoudou Issei is known for his perverted nature and the possession of the the Boosted Gear. However, in another universe entirely, he has two sacred gears. The Boosted Gear, and of course a reality warping gear known only as the mysterious Exodus Switch. A power that allows him to live his entire life... as a video game. So what do Ninjas have to do with all this? VideoGame!Issei.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 335,365 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 3,506 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Naruto U., H. Issei
Gods May Do What Cattle May Not reviews
...In which the Y chromosome materializes, and the main cast of DxD lead much different lives.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Rias G., A. Asia, H. Akeno, T. Koneko
The Slayer reviews
A Demon Older Than Time. A Black Mage. A Legendary Dragon. A God. What do all these have in common? Simple. They are the enemies of Natsu Dragneel. Being the reincarnation of a legendary blonde sage was one thing, but discovering that you're 400 years old? That's something else entirely. "The enemy of my enemy is my friend isn't supposed to be literal!" AU. Natsu-Centric.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Natsu D.