Darth Tater
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Joined 01-12-05, id: 738765, Profile Updated: 05-21-12
Author has written 17 stories for Song of the Lioness, Stargate: SG-1, Merlin, Artemis Fowl, and Jane Eyre.

My pic is an adaptation of the Alot, from a posting from the blog Hyperbole and a Half. You should check it out, because she's hilarious.

It's been years since I've actively written anything. All WIPs are dead, never to return. I'm not good with plot resolution. I really only read Merlin these days, because that's my current thing.

I'm kind of a huge nerd. It makes my life great.

If I leave you a review that seems rude or offensive, I can 98% guarantee it wasn't meant that way. I don't review something to begin with unless I like it, so it's probably just me sticking my foot in my mouth. And if something is on my alert list, I still like it even if I don't review. If I stop liking it, I'll just remove it.

I'm about to ramble, all the relevent information is finished. You may now exit the building.

I used to have these rules for myself. I didn't read fics with non-canon pairings, or slash where it wasn't clearly canon, or AU, or Modern AU, or 'Let's make them all teenagers going to high school' fics. I realized one day while reading a Merthur High School fic that that fandom convinced me to break every rule. Congrats on turning me into a slasher, Merlin.

That being said, I'm a terrible person who basically just reads a lot of Merthur fics. I understand how bad they are, and that it's simply not there, and not true. Really, I get it. It's just so much more fun. Maybe because the only person he's ever been canonly paired with was only in two episodes. Maybe because he and Arthur are, like, the main characters and shipping them let's me have to two best developed characters as the most important people and have romance at the same time. Maybe I just suck, whatever.

I feel like Bradley/Colin fics are just really weird and a little creepy-stalkerish. They're real people, you can't decide how they run their lives like with fictional characters. But I understand that just because you may write one doesn't mean all your fics are crap. It probably just mean you're as in love with Colin Morgan's eyes and accent as I am, and there is no shame in that.

Google 'Colin Morgan sideburns'. The first one has the Doctor in it. several of the rest are rather attractive. I think the punk look from Midnight worked quite well for him.

My car's name is Merlin.

I call it Sexy, but only when we're alone.

It's a '95, so it's kind of old. I just got it, so to me it's new. I don't legally own it, so technically I'm borrowing it. It's blue.

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Nine Sure Fire Ways of Understanding Boys by Magna Parva reviews
Drabbles, aka, a different look at those chainmails that get in everywhere. Different pairing per drabble. Read at your leisure.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Keladry - Complete
On Pain of Birth by Quatre-sama reviews
Written for the Goldenlake Drabble Tournament: this is a look at Kally's life and what happens when she agrees to marry Kaddar.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Younger than the Dinosaurs by Dr. Scott reviews
Chap 14: Jack and his clone Jon learn what life is like for the other.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,826 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 8/24/2005 - J. O'Neill
Kel Is In A Bit Of A Mix by flashrider reviews
This takes place after LK, Kel gets captured by scanrans and everyone thinks her dead.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,489 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 6/2/2004
Daleks Kill Everybody by AlchemistNemesis reviews
In this chapter - wait, it's COMPLETE? Yeah...but there's very good news in the last chapter.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Window Of Opportunity Bonanza by Livi2Jack reviews
Crossover with Bonanza. Give it a chance. Really fun weaving how Jack O'Neill is drawn into a mystery about the Cartwrights in Season 3 when a scientist from the SGC winds up in the Old Wild West at the Ponderosa. Can SG1 make the rescue? Should they?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,452 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Kisses by Danny'sGirlSG1 reviews
To some, kisses mean nothing. To them, kisses mean everything. DV
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 65,713 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
A Cappella by Mrs. Pollifax reviews
Sam/Jack UST, season 6, post-Metamorphosis. 'This was how it was between them, and she was breaking all the rules.' Repercussions of two missions gone rather impressively wrong.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
One Time At Band Camp by T-R-Us reviews
Insanity ensues when Lord Wyldon creates the Royal Tortallan Band and sends a group of knights, mages, royals and commoners off to band camp. Crack!Fic
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,545 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Complete
Alani: Threads Of Fate by Pandora of Ithilien reviews
Thom of Trebond had a secret:he had a daughter. Raised at Winding Circle, Alani heads to Tortall to find her family and her future
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Circle of Magic, Tortall
The Power of Love by NotJana reviews
COMPLETE. Sam goes to Denver, apparently visiting friends she never told anyone about. Who are they and what role do they play in her life? How will her friends in Colorado Springs react? AU, Sam focused at first, SJ later on.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 155,506 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
The Assistant by dietcokechic reviews
Chapter 10 Kira discovers that explaining mysterious injuries isn't quite as easy as Jack and Daniel made it look.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,713 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
Honor Amongst Thieves by Cleo the Muse reviews
Vala Mal Doran steals a cargo ship but wrecks it on a backwater little farm planet whose people don't even speak a dialect she can understand. Fortunately, there is a stranger living among them who is able to translate. Ship ahoy! DanielVala
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 155,115 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Green Eyes or Blue? by theoriginalmeathead reviews
By order of her mother Kel has to take lady lessons! Throw in an evil cousin, an old crush, a new crush and training, what do you get? More drama than Kel ever wanted. Formally titled, 'What a lady? NEVER.' Complete.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,262 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Keladry, Nealan - Complete
Danny Day Care by Kate McCaye reviews
Daniel gets turned into a very small child. Yes, it is one of those. It’s got SamDaniel friendship, JackDaniel friendship, some SJ. Mostly Teamfic, but Danielcentered… and Samcentered at the same time, if that’s possible.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 135,376 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Wolfwalker by Agent Blackhawk Carter reviews
ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.AU. Sam is stranded on a strange world where humans and wolves share a special bond. She travels the world to find a way home only to find that this world has something planned for her. T for safety.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,736 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006
Major Congeniality by Moonrays and fridays reviews
There's a big Ego fest, called a beauty pageant, apparently a goa'uld wants in...Carter, we're in need of a leggy blond who can handle an M16, up for it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - S. Carter
For The Boys by Mackenise Jackson reviews
It has to end now, to save the boys. It's all for the boys. Sam/Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Dancing Through The Gate by Lee Davies reviews
SG1 encounters a race who communicate only through dance...who're they gonna call? Nick and Lena Kosovich! Sequal to J & S Vs. Ballroom Bootcamp. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,923 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon SG1 III by Agent Blackhawk Carter reviews
AU. An enemy thought dead has returned and corrupted Sam. The Senshi must now do what they can to stop their former friend before all is lost, but can they save her? And who is this new warrior that has arrived? T for safety.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,613 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Justice Vs Right by Dawns Heart reviews
Sam and Jack are brought up on charges of fraternisation. Only thing is, they're not guilty despite the incriminating evidence. SJ fic, and JAG crossover though you don't need to watch JAG to understand.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
Far and Away by Becrux reviews
Jack and Sam get stranded on another planet and must try to find a way home while dealing with their feelings for each other and just trying to survive. SJ in later chapters. WIP
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 44,764 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/8/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Mitchell and his unheroic death by Stargatecrazy reviews
This is a fic for those who don't like Mitchell. No...for those who hate him. Okay so I don't hate him as much now but I still miss Jack. I like him more now cause he doesn't try to be as Jackish. Please don't flame, there really is no point to it!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - C. Mitchell - Complete
A Father's Pain by DreamingIce reviews
All Piers wanted was to find the man who had destroyed the life of his youngest daughter. But when he finally found him, it was not what he had expected to find. Character death. On Hold.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/29/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Keladry, Piers, Ilane
Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon SG1 II by Agent Blackhawk Carter reviews
AU. Sam, MiniJack, and the Outer Senshi must go to the Pegasus Galaxy to stop the Wraith. What they don't know is something more sinister awaits them... T for safety. Read BSSM SG1 I first before reading this.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,807 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon SG1 I by Agent Blackhawk Carter reviews
AU. A member of SG1 regresses into a nineteen year old and leaves the SGC. After traveling to Japan, a new destiny opens for them. Rated T for future chapters. Bad summary, but trust me, it's good.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,047 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Interference by Rose Stetson reviews
Daniel is up to something when he changes the tradition of team nights...but Sam and Jack have beat him to it!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Nothing is Ever that Simple by LetitiaRichards reviews
Will a stupid accident put an end to SG1 as we know it? Part 2 of the epilogue. The story is now complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,271 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - J. O'Neill, J. Fraiser - Complete
Vampire Chronicles: Atlantis by Agent Blackhawk Carter reviews
AU. SG1 gets some down time and goes to Atlantis. They discover long lost friends and are in for several surprises. They also come to realize how much of a threat the Wraith actually are. Rated T for later chapters.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,923 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Of Ants and Love by Brass Tacked reviews
KelDom. How will their new relationship hold up with the possibility of war looming over them? Will Kel risk everything to be with the man she loves, or will she lose her happiness for the good of Tortall?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 4/27/2005
Stuck In a Hole by Sunkissed Guacamole reviews
Kel gets stuck in a hole. Who else falls in? And who will get her out? And of course, what happens after? And what about poor Tobe? K&D ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,830 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005
Silent Eyes: Part two of the Crossover series by Sandry of Ruatha reviews
Sequel to Violet Eyes. Follows the gang through marriages, arguments, jokes and duels... We keep up with the married lives of our happy couples, and some new romance as well!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Tortall, Circle of Magic
Pregnancy Tales by Sunkissed Guacamole reviews
What will happen when Alanna gets pregnant? Will she wreak havoc and kill George? A series of ministories starring: Alanna, Daine, Kel, Thayet, Aly, Yuki, Buri, Rispah, Shinko, and of course, Owen! ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Fort Steadfast and Dom by Sull89 reviews
[Complete] Epilouge and two part alternate ending up. Post Lady Knight. When a new face arrives at Fort Steadfast after the wedding of Buri and Raoul, they come to find he has a deeper purpose than first assumed. To where will it lead? KD
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,376 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
An Evolutionary Gap by Sadie reviews
[Complete] “And you can’t stop yourself from touching extraterrestrial goo!” retorted the Colonel. Daniel didn’t correct Jack. “The goo touched me!” didn’t seem like a good counterargument.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,024 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lady Knight Maud reviews
What would have happened if Lord Alan had stopped Alanna from becoming a page? Can he change what's written in the stars? What will happen to Tortall? And will Alanna put up with going to the convent or will she become a knight after all? NOT CLASSIC!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Tortall
When Uncle Bumpo Came to Pirate's Swoop by Kiroscura reviews
Our favorite German Uncle comes to visit! But why does everyone think he's their relative?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Old Friends and New Loves by Dani of Phoenix reviews
Neal and Yuki have their first child, just before the marraige of Prince Roald and Princess Shinkokami. Kel meets an old friend and falls in love. KelNewcharacter KelDom NealYuki
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
The Very Secret Diary of Alanna of Trebond by Of Crows and Horses reviews
Uhm... it seemed to have gotten deleted, so for my sanity. Alanna's VSD.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Tortall
What she is to become by Lys and the Jade Dragon reviews
Kel is told of the future, and what she is to expect. Will she follow what the gods have set out for her, or will she fight fate to do what she wants. KD (Jade Dragon)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
More than Ornaments by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
Alanna went to the convent. She can't miraculously fight. She isn't suddenly beautiful, or the realms allpowerful mage. Corus definitely isn't peachy. And Roger?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005
Distant Travellers by Marblez reviews
LOTRTortall. Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn and Eldarian end up in Tortall...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Tortall
Blue Eyes by bendingwind reviews
She shouldn’t have returned… and she wouldn’t have, had she been given a choice. Discontinued.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,285 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Domitan, Keladry
The Best Years of Our Lives by Seadragon reviews
Alanna, Jon, Raoul, and Gary decide to play a little prank, you know, for old time’s sakes. Unfortunately, they played a prank on the wrong people… Soon, they find themselves reliving some of the most, let’s say interesting, years of their lives.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Couple Counseling: Tortall Series by Treanz-Alyce reviews
The couple talk show that’s TP meets treanz-alyce’s warped humor, with a dash of Jerry Springer. Features your favorite dysfunctional couples. This Episode – Kel and Dom, with SeaDragon co-hosting! Kel and Dom … not what you expected! -COMPLETE-
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Tortall - Complete
101 Ways To Kill Varice Kingsford by Chirugal reviews
I'm killing Varice multiple times... and I'm taking suggestions... **Death By Tiger Skin Up!**
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 4/3/2003
Rachel of Tirragen by Kathryn Jewel reviews
5th chapter up!! about Alex's baby sister who's all grown up and trying to take over a kingdom! with help from alex of course! the only problem...she doesn't want to!!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2001 - Published: 7/20/2001
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Nerds and N00bs reviews
In which Merlin is a nerd snob, Arthur is in denial, and all it really takes to bring people together is a shared love of Lord of the Rings.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Facepalms reviews
Drabbles. Arthur dissected Merlin's face with his stare, searching for he didn't know what and not sure whether he found it.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Far Beyond Distant Shores reviews
Merlin started with the question that had taken over his brain. "Who am I?" Colin half yelled, half sobbed, questioning his sanity.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Merlin - Complete
Soulful Gazing reviews
Sparks of passion flew between them, igniting the atmosphere with the ephemeral euphoria of their clandestine tryst.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Butler - Complete
In Which King Uther is a BatThing reviews
Their favorite of the trained dogs was the one who could use a crossbow.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Complete
What Might Have Been reviews
Kel goes to convent. No, she didn't get kicked out, she just never went. Yes, this is the same fic from four years ago. KN
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/16/2005
Sam's Family Reunion of Crossovers reviews
Sam goes to Eureka for a family reunion, and meets up with, among others, her brother Jack Carter, her Irish cousins the Butlers, and her British cousins the Tylers.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,334 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 1/28/2007
Duty reviews
We've bashed Jonathan, made Thayet into a saint, and pretty much reached a plateau concerning Kalasin's marriage. But what about the thoughts of Kalasin herself?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
What! reviews
In a season eight replacement of Fragile Balance, Mark Carter is abducted by Loki. If anything, read for the author's note at the beginning it's important. Or go to
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2006
Comparisons reviews
Here, we compare Jack with Pete, to save Sam the trouble.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
What makes SG1? reviews
Two SGC head doctors have a little chat, with some advice. S9
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2006 - J. Fraiser - Complete
Watch your languages! reviews
Daniel comes home from work WOW!, only to hear loud cursing from next door... and not English cursing...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Tortallen TV Lunch Bunch reviews
it's scifi for a reason. basically, i capture everyone and make them watch all my favorite tv showsmovies. most of which just happen to be scifi. so there. RR plz. lol.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006
The Complete Story of Sam and Jack as of Season 9 reviews
Very random, a bit drabble, it does have a plot, just a very short vague one. sj related, not vry explicit, i stink at ship. plz rr. lol.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
Confusion reviews
Sam's wedding... a few peoples' thoughts on it on that day. ok, after much confusion, as teh title predicted, i got that little glich straightened out, and its no longer a TP fic. i think. the mix up was cuz i was uploading the new chappie for another TP
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/6/2005
Because of You reviews
Songfic to Because of You, will have following chapters with plot but not sung chapters. Jack's ex Sara's PoV
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005
Alanna Goes to Convent reviews
Ooh, how original. Okay, Alanna & Delia are BFF, she wasn't brainwashed, Goddess is annoyed. bad summary. rr
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2005