Secrets to life:
Step 1: take money from your wallet,
Step 2: purchase an actual, physical, paper copy of a dictionary,
Step 3: place the dictionary directly next to your keyboard,
Step 4: use the dictionary anytime you question how to spell a word,
Step 5: use the dictionary when there is more than one spelling to a word (to, too, two, threw, through), ie. read the definition of both and use the one that actually means what you are trying to say,
Step 6: congratulate yourself on your best investment, EVER.
Step 7: find out what a comma (,), a period (.), an apostrophe ('), and quotation marks (") are,
Step 8: take a minute to glance over the other punctuation marks,
Step 9: come to the realization that punctuation mark useage is not a stupid, waste of time, and begin using them from now on.
Step 10: Celebrate no longer sounding like a prepubescent when writing.
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by Tendragos reviews
HP/Warcraft crossover with no knowledge of Warcraft needed. Harry in his 5th year could have used a few friends with actual combat experience. A lot of folks on Azeroth during Cataclysm would have been better off anywhere else. If you think HP cannon needed more Dragons, this is the fic for you! Features HP/HG/? Ship and a Cursed!Dumbledore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 444,849 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 11/14 - Published: 8/21/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dragonkin
Who Dares Wins
by OlegGunnarsson reviews
A Harry Potter who grew up studying military tactics and strategy uses the attack on the Ministry as an opportunity to lay an ambush of his own - only to learn that his parents are still alive, as well as a twin brother whom Dumbledore calls the true boy-who-lived. And then, things get complicated. Military!Harry. A subversion of DZ2's Prodigal Son Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 172,815 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 7,674 - Follows: 10,102 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 1/19/2019 - [Harry P., Susan B.] OC
Triumph of Evil
by offsides reviews
When Dumbledore explains to Harry that he knew what leaving him at the Dursleys would be like, Harry lays into him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/12 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Wizard's Guide to 'Banking'
by Bakuraptor reviews
The problem: muggleborns face terrible discrimination, Voldemort has this terrible habit of killing them whenever he gets the chance, and things are only getting worse. The solution: Find safety in numbers - and if the numbers don't exist yet, find a way to make them, even if you knock the wizarding world on its head on the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,746 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC
Benny's Cajun Cooking
by Cmccle01 reviews
Elizabeth wants Benny home to help raise her child. Dean finds out Benny is still alive in Purgatory. Aaron just wants to live after Benny finds out he knocked up his Great Grand daughter. Cas Just wants Benny to shut up. Dean just wants Cas and Benny to get along. Golem (Big John) just wants whatever Golems want. Sam just wants Dean to be happy. Well, in this story Shit Happens.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Benny L. - Complete
by Ebenbild reviews
What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 630,630 - Reviews: 7131 - Favs: 10,705 - Follows: 10,651 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Master of Death Strings of Fate
by Quietlovingman reviews
Harry stayed dead until the battle was lost, now standing over the remains of the dark lord and the followers he tied his life to, he decides to embrace his title and discovers the ancient Greeks may have been right, after all what is a tapestry without strings? Time travel, String Theory, Master of Death, Do Over, Multiverse, House of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,026 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B.
by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry Potter becomes annoyed with the Postwar Do-Nothing Wizengamot, and suggests that a monkey might be able to do the job. His familiar, a beautiful grey Adder, convinces him that a snake would do just as well. Thus, a legend is born, and the Wizarding World would never be the same. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 186 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Harry P., OC, Xenophilius L. - Complete
by LondonsWhereMyHeartIs reviews
Harry finds a novel way of getting rid of horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Best Served Cold
by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1723 - Favs: 7,040 - Follows: 6,744 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
The Marriage Stone
by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 16134 - Favs: 11,927 - Follows: 10,291 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
His Champion's Journey
by Jetredgirl reviews
In the Underground, A King who fails in his duty must prove himself worthy. Jareth failed by letting her win. Now as His Champion, only Sarah can help him. Neither of them are happy about this turn of events. Can they work together or will their mutual animosity be their downfall? Adventure and snarkiness awaits! Winner of The Crystal Owl Award for Most Likely to Become A Classic!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,892 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Follow the Storm
by Killer-Fangirl reviews
Before Sarah was given power by Jareth she was given power by another to be the next Mother Nature, which is why the weather always reflects her emotions at the place she calls home. After her run she sees the Labyrinth as her home more than where she lives now, and not everyone is fine with a human being the next Mother Nature.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,195 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
by theBabewiththePower reviews
What if Jareth hadn't been such a gentleman in Sarah's peach dream? Lemony one-shot in which the Goblin King decides to use less-than-honorable means in order to keep Sarah. CONTINUED due to reader demand, will now be a three-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,965 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Jareth, Sarah
A Second Chance at Life
by JasonZ0654 reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,006 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 6,977 - Follows: 8,122 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Fleur D.]
Dumbledore Is An Idiot
by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
by SnitchCat reviews
From Accio to Avada Kedavra, the Spell Book lists all the known spells from Harry Potter. Note that all of these spells are checked on different websites, to make sure they are genuine. Have fun levitating, spraying water, making things fly and much, much more! A/N: Now has been updated with every single Harry Potter character!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Complete
by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 561 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Operation Chaos Done Right
by Star Bear reviews
Having lost everything the seventh year class decides to go back in time and do it right. This is going to require lots of planning though, because they don't want to be bored by the same time line now do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,106 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter AZ
by Capella D. Lestrange reviews
A list of every character in the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Sphere of Influence
by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 557 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 18,350 - Follows: 7,827 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Little Homework
by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 251 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete