Opposites attract as long as they stand on common ground. Opposites must find stability or they'll tear each other apart. And when it comes to something as sensitive as lying, neither Hikigaya Hachiman or Hoshino Ai will back down. No matter much they can see each other across the mirror.

What would you do with all the riches in the world? Party? Relax? Good works? Well, a man from Earth is about to find his answer to a similar question when he wakes up as one Mr. Schnee. He'd better find an answer quick, though; his daughter just kissed a Faunus on live television!

Qrow Branwen was a man filled with regrets about the past. The last thing he expected when Tyrian Callows poisoned him was that he might have a chance to go back and fix those mistakes, and maybe to make a few more along the way. Team STRQ rose and fell, but this time its weakest member will make sure that doesn't happen. No matter what lengths he has to go to.

Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.

Not every problem can be solved by stabbing it repeatedly. In which Taylor has a different power, because she is a different person, and the consequences therein.

Louise summons Ash Ketchum, a Pokémon Trainer of the Kanto Region, as her familiar. Ash finds himself in a country that looks suspiciously like Kalos, but has a severe lack of Pokemon. Wielding powers only told in legends, what awaits the Trainer turned Familiar from another world and the Mage of Zero?

Tanya is reincarnated into Star Wars as the daughter and heir of Count Dooku.

Louise summons Stitch, Experiment 626, as her familiar. Stitch is lonely after Lilo leaves for college, and then finds himself in the care of another bullied little girl with violent tendencies. Such a twist cannot be coincidence. Stitch determined to make Louise a part of his Ohana. Somehow.

AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.

Louise summons Tobias, the son of an Andalite Prince, as her familiar. Tobias finds himself whisked away from the brink of death, only to be ordered around by a pink-haired brat. With their clashing personalities, the two are in for a very difficult road ahead. But maybe they'll realize that they are more alike than they seem.

Louise summons General Iroh, the Dragon of the West, as her familiar. Iroh has answered the call of a young girl searching for guidance. Louise quickly finds that her familiar is more than an old man who drinks tea and speaks in riddles. Will this spiritual uncle be able to help the Zero become something greater?

Reincarnated as a noble, Hikigaya Hachiman has to deal with a girl that thinks all roads lead to her demise. [Formerly Destruction Flag Target]

"I may be Dunmer, but I am the Dragonborn, and I will defend your people whether they like it or not." Expands on Skyrim. Features fleshed out characters, content from earlier games and apocrypha, alternate choices and consequences for actions. WARNING: Contains mature content, including sexual themes, violence, and in-depth examinations of lore.

October, 1941. Some secrets are best left hidden. When Zatanna Zatara, the Mistress of Magic, and Selina Kyle, the greatest cat burglar alive, both find themselves tangled in mysteries they can't charm or steal, they turn to the World's Greatest Detective. Can Batman help both ladies without playing the rope in their personal tug-of-war? Stay tuned.

December, 1940. Bodies are disappearing from morgues. A couple lies murdered in the street. To solve the mystery, Batman must seek the help of the most frustrating thief he's ever crossed. But the conspiracy behind it may still be too powerful. Chased on the coldest night of the year, has the Dark Knight found a foe so above the law even he cannot deliver the offender to justice?

August, 1941. On the streets of Gotham City, they say the Four Families are untouchable, and no one is more dangerous than Batman. Tonight, both these myths are about to be shattered. The first by the Dark Knight himself. The second by a myth far older than the City. One of the deep myths - fearsome, and unrelenting, and wondrous.

In the wastelands of Western America, a man known as the "Courier" has, unfortunately, become a sort of legend among Wastelanders. But he is flung far from the Mojave to a great, new world populated by their own legends. Those who have left a legacy, or are trying to, with a bygone organization called "Overwatch". The world could always use more heroes... If he even fits the bill.

Louise summons Aang, the sole survivor of the Air Nomad genocide, as her familiar. Aang remembered growing old, dying, and watching over the new Avatar, but now he's reborn as a kid again and summoned to another world. Louise was looking forward to a powerful familiar, but instead she summoned a young square class mage prodigy who's a bit touched in the head.

The House of Astaroth is in shambles; its heir slain and its lord resigned in disgrace. Into the power vacuum steps a young noblewoman determined to restore and expand the family's power at any cost, sending the fate of the Underworld and beyond spinning in strange directions. The story of Latia Astaroth, as it could have been.

An alternate version of events that diverts from chapter 3 of Brockton's Celestial Forge. A connection to the world of Girl Genius sends Joe from Brockton Bay to Europa before the events of the Agatha Heterodyne and The Beetleburg Clank. Joe struggles to adjust to the new world while still managing his rapidly growing power. Updates will be less frequent than for the main work.

Hikigaya Hachiman is the last person on earth who should ever apply to U.A. High School. Yet somehow, he gets in anyway. In a world of irrepressible optimism and idealism, these are the adventures of a young man who believes that idealism is a lie.

At a ball, Frieren wonders why Himmel never accepts the offer to dance. Eisen suggests she try asking him herself.

There's a lot to be said about second chances, but that's about it. They're rarely offered in a world where mistakes lead to death. That's no fun though, so buckle up and let's just do it anyway! In which Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura each find themselves back in time and are honestly not too upset about it. The catch? None of them know about the other two. Will they ever?

She is a beautiful woman with many family issues, which she hides behind a playful wink and a fake smile. I am just a loner with a rotten brain, a pair of dead fish eyes and a monster of logic, bound in it's cage, whispering sweet nothings in my ears. Taken together, we cannot be more unalike. But life is full of bitter ironies. (07: Artificially Sound) (Complete)

Remnant is under siege. The last dredges of humanity cling to life within the arcologies - cramped cities struggling to make ends meet - as the Grimm and worse draw close. Life is cheap, and the sacrifices are many. Jaune Arc was just a private, Engineering Corps, 412th Division, when a mission gone wrong threw him into the death sentence that is Beacon Academy. Remnant Invicta.

Semblances are one in a million, a lottery of differing abilities and effects that can define a Huntsman's career. Jaune Arc always wished for one that was special, that marked him as unique, but he could have never predicted just how powerful his would be, how difficult being "unique" truly is - and just how far the people of Remnant would go to control it.

Matriarch Lantaya is a brave explorer from the Golden Age of Asari space exploration, and she wants to go home. The Lone Wanderer is a messianic cyborg from a world scorched in nuclear fire, and he wants to save the wastelands. Courier Six is a tribal postman who usurped control of an entire city state. He wants to eat people. Among other things. (Also available on Spacebattles)

Hannah, recalls the night dispatch called that Armsmaster Captured Lung. Victoria Dallon, woke after saving her sister at the Bank from the Undersiders. Rebecca can still feel the spiders weaving webs in her lungs. Dennis see's the Golden Light destroying the world. Taylor... Taylor remembers. She remembers Khepri. The Endbringer she once became.

"Is there anything you regret?" A difficult question for anyone to answer. But for Hikigaya Hachiman and Hikigaya Yui…?

Graduation marks the end of youth and the end of the Service Club. The high school romantic comedy never plays out. Years pass, and a neurotic Hachiman serves as a detective in Tokyo amidst rising crime rates. He finds himself embroiled in a lawsuit after a confrontation with a felon turns deadly. If things weren't chaotic enough, his assigned lawyer was… Yukinoshita?

An age old question: what does Yukinoshita Haruno want? Is it really just a fun night out? (Haruno POV, twoshot)

It was something neither had expected, but both had secretly wanted. The question remained: where exactly did something like that lead? The answer: perhaps not where either was expecting. Rated high T for adult themes.

ME2- Legion has been destroyed in battle, much to Tali's relief. When tasked with recovering the geth's memory, her hatred of the geth may prevent her from fulfilling her duty until she learns why it's so important. Most characters present. Part two of a trilogy following "Dancer in the Dark."

Jaune was down on his luck even before he found himself getting mugged in an alleyway. The last person he expected to be saved by was a man even more beaten up than he. Junior might not have been perfect but he and his gang made their own destiny, no matter what life threw at them. Junior's gang represented the one thing Jaune never knew he needed - the chance to prove himself.

Jaune wanted nothing more than to become a hero – and in a way he got his wish. One man's criminal is another's hero and the faunus of Remnant need a champion. Who better to take the mantle of leader of the White Fang? Not a faunus? Not a terrorist? No aura, training or leadership skills to speak of? Minor details. All hail supreme leader Jaune Arc. Long live the resistance!

Impatient after thousands of years of stalemates between Ozma and Salem, the Brother Gods decide to intervene. A new contest, Ozma's side against Salem's, to decide Remnant's fate. A contest requires combatants however, and what better or fairer than to pit one man against himself – against alternate versions of himself. Jaune Arc against Jaune Arc, for the fate of all worlds.

She's been called a talentless student, destined for a life of mediocrity. All the Dovahkiin hears is a challenge to be conquered.

In the middle of a mission, deep in uninhabited lands that were infested with nothing but the Grimm, Qrow runs into the most peculiar of sights. A perfectly well-preserved corpse.

Henrietta takes part in the sacred rite that defines a mage. She asks the cosmos for a familiar to serve her in these trying times as she leads her kingdom. The cosmos responds...with a magically inept herald equipped with advanced musketry, blessed with superior martial prowess, and cursed with chronic alcoholism.

ME3 - A practical joke by one of the junior officers leads to a member of the original crew serving up a lesson on how to really mess with someone's head. Shepard, Garrus, and Tali, with Cortez, Vega, Chakwas and Traynor. Rated T for language.

Max Anders cannot accept his ex-wife's new boyfriend, and he'll use all the power at his disposal to take him down.

ME2- After surviving the Omega Four Relay mission, the Normandy returns to find the galaxy in political turmoil. Cerberus has been exposed, humanity has lost its council seat, and the geth offer a peace that no one seems to desire. To complicate matters, the Reapers are coming. Most characters present. AU as it invalidates Mass Effect 3. (Alternate ending begins chapter 84)

It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.

Izuku's quirk allows him to give bring to life art on his body, but due to Japan's strict tattoo laws and his own mother's strictness he's unable to get one that would actually be useful, after failing the U.A. entrance exams, Izuku's desperate quest for a tattoo leads him down a very strange path.

Ever wake up surrounded by dead people and no idea where you are? Pretty sure I didn't even drink or get hit by a truck last night, either. [A madhouse Self-Insert Sasuke story]

Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.

Blake had fled, making it clear she couldn't trust him to change. She thought him inhuman, lost, a beast. He was going to prove her wrong. Getting into Beacon was hard enough, but fitting in would be harder still. All those... humans. Will a man fuelled by hate truly be able to let go and move on; or is suffering the only thing Adam Taurus can ever bring to those around him?

A Guardian wakes up in a world he doesn't know, in a world not destroyed by war, but on the brink of it. He doesn't remember how he got there, but he knows one thing is certain. He is a Guardian, protector of Light and Humanity, so he will do whatever it takes to protect the world.

Alduin has returned and dragged in his wake a newcomer to Skyrim. Kratos, years after the events of God of War, finds himself in a tumultuous Skyrim, plagued by dragons and civil war.

In which Hikigaya Hachiman has a new neighbour. A Kubo-san Doesn't Leave Me Be (a Mob) x Oregairu crossover.

Ruby Rose knew the life of a Huntress spelled danger, and her desire to leave behind a legacy remained top priority. Lucky for her, she already had the perfect future-husband in mind. Too bad he remained stubborn. Jaune Arc was hard, but not stiff enough to resist her filthy girl charm. Sooner or later he would cave into her demands, or until she milked him dry. Whoever came first.

AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.

Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

Tom Riddle escapes at the end of Chamber of Secrets, and is quite surprised to find that nothing about the future is as he ever thought it would be. Soon, Tom finds himself on a globe-spanning quest to follow the path his forebear blazed and perhaps, at the end, to put a stop to him once and for all.

When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.

A treatise on Hikigaya Hachiman's mind, an essay depicting his life in response to the question, "What do you think of yourself?" Written on 27 July 2020, edited on 13 April 2021.

Reading Hikigaya Hachiman is an art. Written between June 1-5 2020, edited on 13 April 2021. Rating for themes.

A year before the supposed fated meeting with the Symbol of Peace, Midoriya Izuku unlocks his quirk and discovers that the world is vastly different when one is deemed gifted. With an ability that grants absolute precision in all of one's endeavors, the lines of right and wrong slowly start to blur.

A small one-shot on what might have been Shirogane Miyuki's life had he not gone to Shuuchi'in Gakuen. Written on 27 July 2020.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

Summary: Hikigaya Hachiman, shortly after an odd Valentine's day, finds himself in a new world filled with magic, monsters, and gods. Though he knows not how he got there, he knows that the only way back to his home is through the Dungeon. Also posted on Spacebattles and RoyalRoad.

Technological incompatibility can cause serious issues even at a simple level. When it comes to interstellar travel, those issues can be quite profound...

Kakashi was four when he first remembered who he was: a Counter Guardian of Alaya. He had a task to do in this world; but due to the nature of his summoning, it didn't seem like it would be smooth-sailing. Especially when an obnoxious Uchiha, a blond worrier and his master chef girlfriend, and a certain twin-tailed girl were involved. (One-shot.)

He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

A hero more rust than man let loose in a galaxy of myriad grays, walking the familiar steps and seeking answers at the end of that long, winding road. (Editing ch26)

A Semblance so powerful Kingdoms will kill to acquire it. A family stolen away to try and replicate its effects. A conspiracy that threatens to tear Atlas in two. A young man who wants his sisters back, and a General caught between doing the right thing and his duty. Will Jaune manage to rescue his family, and can James Ironwood prevent him falling to darkness in the process?

A few minor and realistic changes in the decisions made by the leaders of humanity drastically altered the path of Citadel Space and the Reaper War. This is the story of caution and planning over recklessness, the path of the juggernaut over the glass cannon. This is the story of humanity as it should have been. A power worthy of its Council seat, and one the Reapers can't ignore.

Hachiman: a self-styled personal investigator, known as the 'Shark' of the Chiba Police. Precarious relationships with Kawasaki Saki, his landlady, and the manipulative journalist Isshiki Iroha will soon be put to the test. A serial killer he's been chasing for years decides to make things personal, threatening to kill the only witness to their many crimes: Yukinoshita Yukino.

After the death of his daughter, Mr. Ollivander has sworn off making wands. That was before an old reunion, a game of chance, and Albus Dumbledore. Winner of the DLP Q3 2020 Competition.

Saitama is Bakugo and Bakugo is Saitama. Simple. Except when it isn't. As two completely different individuals merge into one, the world of My Hero Academia will never the same. Izuku is terrified, All Might is confused, Aizawa needs a nap, and Nezu's intelligence seems pretty useless in this unexpected scenario.

I love you, you know? In which wallflowers flourish together. Originally written and published in 2018. Re-uploaded and edited in 2021. Notes at the bottom. Rating for themes.

In the aftermath of a peaceful summer comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually. Remastered and sequel ongoing!

A collection of Oregairu x Satou-san Who Sits Next to Me one-shots. If the latter ever gets a category on this site, I will move it there.

A peculiar request from an unexpected acquaintance pressures Hachiman into joining her part-time gig. Unbeknownst to him, however, the girl's true intentions may be far more profound and convoluted than he might have anticipated.

Louise had heard the saying about a man's best friend. She would have entirely believed it if her familiar was not proving to be difficult in that regard. Especially when he wouldn't shut up. But at least he was loyal.

As it turns out, lighting the Kiln of the First Flame wasn't all it's cracked up to be. However, the Chosen Undead and a few other 'friends' find themselves thrusted into Remnant! In a world full of Dust, guns, and not nearly as much death as they're used to, how will our favorite undead handle their new home?

Waking up in a strange and unfamiliar world with no memory of his past, Shirou struggles to find his identity whilst trying to survive from the harsh and dangerous every day life of a reservist soldier in Grimgar. With new-found comrades and old friends coming to join him, only time will tell if he could find a way back home.

"I, Charles Bucket, have decided to allow six children - just six, mind you, and no more - to visit my factory this year." Rational, but not strictly. Finished.

Gaia had, at last, slain Alaya but has yet to achieve victory. In its last cry to save humanity, Alaya spreads its dying embers all over the globe. Emiya Shirou is one such fragment, an incarnation to Alaya's expression of Blade. But as the fires of the Fourth War wash away this aspect of humanity, what remains of Shirou? (Contains some original lore, Predator!Shirou)

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Cut off from his masters on an unfamiliar planet, an Vindicare assassin must come to grips with his own Humanity and what it means to be human. Will be updated weekly. Rated M for future gore and themes.

Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

Over the waters of Manhattan, a living weapon is reduced to a puddle of liquid flesh by nuclear fire. In another world, a princess calls for the one who is to be her familiar. Whether through coincidence or fate, their lives are now inextricably intertwined and their destinies changed forever.

Whatever she expected when she triggered, it wasn't meeting a short white-haired girl or turning into a hyper-advanced technological platform. Of course when you're Taylor Hebert, things frequently don't go as planned.

Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..

Jaune was only worried about two things in life; graduating from high school and dodging his hated bully. He didn't care about the supernatural, nor believe in it. But a chance encounter with a mysterious girl in red will open his eyes to a world that lives beside our own, a dangerous and deadly secret. But beware, child, for eyes once opened to the truth may never again be closed.

It was the Ailment that brought him to Yharnam. It was the Hunt that gave him purpose. It was the Dream that bound him in chains. In the end, it was his student who granted him Salvation. In this new world, he continues his Hunt. Allies will be met. Enemies, made. And the Hunters… Remembered. Glory to the Shattered Moon.

What if Batman's motives and methods were far darker than we usually imagine? Complete. Takes place outside any established comics continuity.

He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?

"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."

Adam Taurus wasn't made in a day. After a lifetime of misfortune, poor decisions, clouded judgements, and lacking guidance, he truly believed he was a hero- that he deserved to be lionized. -Adam's life in canon, from childhood till death, explored through 100 drabbles using the 100 Prompts Challenge.

Auror Ron Weasley and Agent J are on the case to stop two rampaging beasts. Unfortunately, problems arrive when they both try to implement the "wiping witness memories" part of their jobs. ONE SHOT

Shirou never expected to be summoned to another world, but now all he wants to do is finish save it so that he could return home to his family. But it order to return home, he will first have to survive. First rule of surviving as a summoned hero, don't trust ANYONE. (Retiring this story)

A sequel to Frog-kun's The End of the Affair. Originally published June 26 2016 to July 1 2016, now with new material in epilogue!

Being reborn in the world of RWBY means that the Grimm are your natural enemies. My case is the complete opposite. I'm not really sure who I pissed off in my previous life but being reborn as a Beowolf was definitely not something I expected. (SI)

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

He had grown cynical and just a bit bitter at the world but he'd long ago made peace with the ideals that once made him suffer. He was already satisfied with the existence he had ended up as... yet a certain brown haired master had decided that he deserved far more. So now an earnest wish from someone dear had lead to another chance at life and... maybe at happiness.

Things are strange after locker. Taylor doesn't need to breath, can sense danger from a mile away, has an insatiable Hunger for chocolate, and there's a voice inside her head that wants to make her a hero. (Or the one where Taylor makes a friend in the Locker.)

ME2: After losing Keiji, Kasumi Goto found a renewed sense of purpose helping Commander Shepard and his squad combat the collectors. During her short time aboard the Normandy, she'd never imagined anything could come between these people, until the day a geth platform showed up in their airlock - freshly delivered from a dead reaper. Most characters present.

Half a decade after the grail war had passed and they've spent their days enjoying the peace. After everything they had faced, Sakura and Shirou had lived happily together. In the world of dreams however, Shirou would still often see the fire and sometimes the war. Recently however, his dreams would be plagued by a certain purple haired servant.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Wherein Taylor is somewhat more confident and perceptive, and Danny forced his family to watch old movies together.

Sheogorath finds the Dragonborn boring. So he decides to find a more amusing alternative. Hardcore Skyrim self-insert.

A man from a world set on fire finds one in a long period of tenuous peace. The people of Remnant will soon find that even in a world of bloody evolution, war...war never changes. Tale of Two Wastelands character.

She should have died. She should have died in that bed, bleeding and screaming. Should have died with Minato.

He doesn't fix her; she doesn't complete him. It's not a fairy tale, but when Hikigaya Hachiman meets Shirogane Kei, he learns her eyes are like gravity.

Challenge by Zweig. Adam Taurus was destined for a tragic ending. But a bit of divine intervention affords him a chance at changing such a dismal ending into something truly great. Something that was always within his reach, had he grasped it. The chance to be a hero. The nice thing about being descended from bulls is that they're pretty darn stubborn.

Logic is my sword. Reason is my armour. Knowledge is my map. If a loner like me has to trust a stranger to fight against evil, well, we're throughly screwed. [One-shot]

Everyone's favorite Spartan is looking for a new purpose, lucky for him, the Commander his happy to oblige. (5-23-19 Info: On Hiatus after Chapter 45. Will update with schedule after life is in order.)

In Harry's sixth year, he confronts Albus about why Hagrid never got his wand rights returned. The confrontation reveals an unsettling truth. ONE SHOT

Weiss needed a significant other for a meeting between her father and some powerful business people. Sun needed a way to convince Blake to go with him to the school dance. Luckily, Blake has a solution to both problems. Sun pretending to be Weiss' boyfriend wasn't what he or Weiss would have ideally wanted, but how hard could it be? It's not like there were any feelings involved.

Hayama Hayato is dead. Suicide, at Miura Yumiko's birthday party. Or at least, that's the police verdict: Hachiman has never been one to accept things at face value...

1934, one year since becoming Spider-Man. He'd dealt with gangsters, insane scientists and whatever else old New York could spare. Then suddenly things...changed. A world brimming with 'progress', wannabe clowns calling themselves super and a noisy dame in white. Didn't matter; he'd still be the one left standing. I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad (dot) com.

The Fourth War was over, peace has finally been achieved. Sasuke, unwilling to let this peace be at risk, continues to train his new-found powers to make sure this peace will last. When he practices with a Rinne-Sharingan Jutsu for the first time, however, things don't go as planned and is sent somewhere unreachable. Regardless, he will do anything it takes to come home again.

Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?

The year was 1932 and Gwen Stacy thought her life couldn't be any better: a decent education, close friends and a dad that couldn't have been more proud of her. That all changed one night when she saw just how far the tangled web of corruption went and what she had to do to keep those she loved safe.

An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.

They weren't lovers. They certainly weren't friends. At best, they qualified as acquaintances. However, one crazy night changes all of that. Pretending it didn't happen would have been the smart choice. Unfortunately, neither Blake nor Jaune is all that good at making smart choices.

The world first saw Harry Bailey in a photo kneeling on a road before the Endbringer the Simurgh. The Simurgh's psychic scream drove entire cities mad. In Harry, it woke something else entirely. He never told the heroes what happened. After all, how could a young boy explain memories he could not possibly have, of a powerful, ancient sorcerer from a universe that preceded his own?

Ozpin wants entertainment and doesn't want to wait for the occasional hijinks to come around. So every now and then he will instigate something to kill his boredom. Whether it is a normal school day or a serious encounter, Ozpin will not be denied.

What if, and this is strictly hypothetical... what if you could reload your save data to change your previous choice, like in a game? Would it change your life?

Jaune always knew that being a hero meant going on adventures, sometimes very far from home. He just hadn't thought he would start so early, or so far. Sadly he wasn't high level enough to learn teleportation, nor did life have an easily accessible mount option. His own two legs and an occasional donkey would have to do. Medieval setting; gamer Jaune.

What's your favorite fairytale? (Basically, it's just EMIYA trolling around in RWBY-verse) Crack-ish. Probably. Rated T.

Enforcer Contract #CIL201009-6: Investigation of possible interdimensional threat: Type-D. This request has been jointly commissioned by the Roman Catholic Church and the Mage's Association. Contract Signed, Rin Tohsaka, Enforcer Unit 09.

There can be a fine line between logic, desire and thermodynamics.

The Bijuu had a fail-safe to protect themselves from Akatsuki, but they weren't meant to lay there dormant long enough for the world to change so drastically. This new world of advanced technology and strange monsters was so alien to their hosts; they would be foolish to think they would be accepted so readily. This new world fears the Jinchuuriki, just like the old one.

The most minor changes to history can have massive ramifications. In a world without the Great War, where Faunus are still second class citizens, Velvet Scarlatina struggles to find her place in the world.

He came with a purpose. He came with a promise. It's a hunter's job to slay beasts after all, yes?

AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

Jaune had never been the most observant of people. That all changed the day he unlocked his Semblance. Now, as he arrives at Beacon, Jaune Arc is going to learn more about those around him than he really cares to. Some things are better left as secrets after all. Inspired by: Not This Time Fate, White Sheep, and Professor Arc.

Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.

Jaune reflects on the similarities between fighting and other...intimate affairs. Now with art from the talented Perfilles-studio!

The Grimm closed in, as the ember in his soul shivered and then surged forth, burning irrepressibly as he faced death once more. "It's going to be a long night" The 9-year-old murmured, his tone quivering in a manner that might have been mistaken for terror… if not for the nigh maniacal grin stretched across his face "Well, just another dance at death's border, I guess" Gamer!Jaune

Ruby always loved her fairy tales, especially the romantic ones of noble knights and royal maidens. A pity hers doesn't fit the cliches so neatly, but that's what happens when you prefer guns to gowns and your Prince Charming is mostly that way by accident. Just who is the knight of Lancaster here, anyway? (A young girl's tale of first love, fidelity, and the fate of the Kingdom.)

The Gandalfr is the Shield of God, meant to protect their summoner from harm. Through faith and blade, here was a man that protected the weak from all that would do them harm, and his life ended with no regrets. Though Louise did not mean to summon a Guardian Knight, there were few greater she could have asked for.

AU: In a different world, can a mysterious and ancient Order possibly defeat a ruthless Fire Lord? No. They're utterly screwed, actually.

A guardian who has forgotten too much is reminded of what he had left behind, by someone he had least expected it. [Adult content]

Pyrrhanykos is not exactly the most terrifying dragon. Lucky for her, Jaune Arc is not exactly the deadliest dragonslayer. So when they meet, it isn't exactly an epic battle for the ages. Instead it's the start of an adventurous journey full of danger, self-discovery and maybe, just maybe some romance. An Arkos Dragon AU.

Jaune was a hunter, hunting animals from a young age. Not Grimm, and never people. Not like the so-called 'real' Hunters he wanted nothing to do with. But when an absent sister asks him to help rescue a missing student, Jaune Arc and Lie Ren will both have to put aside their differences and learn what it means to be true Huntsmen if they're to survive the Grimmlands.

Raku Ichijo always makes the worst decisions when dealing with girls. He lies through his teeth or gets caught up in stating the pessimistic side of things. Heck, sometimes it's both. Things always tend to go down the drain or come to a standstill because of that. So, what would happen if he actually took a moment to think positively before spewing words from his mouth?

The Ryumyaku was about to be sealed, but something was off. The kunai had been tainted and instead of sending them back to the future, Naruto and Yamato got stuck in the past, leaving the blond ninja in a conundrum. While he lost everything, suddenly he was capable of meeting everyone he lost again. Even his own parents. Naruto/Sara (Complete, Edited as of April 7th, 2018)

What if Pyrrha's spear didn't hold Jaune long enough for her to get there? What if he'd been found by a certain crimsonette instead? And what if... her unlocking his Aura gave him a totally different Semblance altogether? ...Well, Jaune goes viral. [Semi-canon AU, and cuz I keep getting told to try it (and I kinda like it) ...also a Lancaster fic.]

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

Kakashi is confused. (Short time-travel oneshot)

Naruto and Sasuke's first fight at the Valley of the End turns out differently, and suddenly the future isn't what it used to be. AU

With the destruction of Raven Rock it seemed that the end of the Enclave, and with them the last vestiges of the American Government was at hand. That, is simply not the case.

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

In the ruined crater that once held the Forever Fall, forces beyond Remnant's comprehension are stirring. Well, maybe more strolling around looking for Udon and the way home than stirring but that's beside the point; a bald justice has emerged into Remnant with his sidekick, seeking justice and defending the weak. After they fix the moon first that is.

How was the hunt- the dreaded night- to end? Of all the outcomes the hunter entertained, the reality was drastically different. The reach of the Great Ones is not so easily evaded, and even in another world, governed by a shattered moon, their shadow persists. Though dreams are fleeting, nightmares are notoriously loath to wane.

In the void of space, decades after the fall of the old Empire, Jaune Arc, Captain of the Freespace ship Beacon are just trying to survive as scavengers and errand runners. Things change for them though when a stricken Atlasian cruiser drops a trio of enemies in their laps. Now the ragtag crew and the straitlaced Atlasians have to learn to survive together against a bigger foe.

The Arcs are a proud line of warriors. Jaune, however, inherited none of that talent. When his father takes him to a job fair to find a more suitable apprenticeship, no one picks him. No one, that is, save for a black robed figure who rides in on a pale horse. Turns out the legends got quite a lot wrong, and at least one god still calls Remnant home. [minor Discworld crossover]

One operated in the shadows, and the other thrived in the light. One kept her thoughts and emotions closely guarded, and the other wore them on his sleeve. One had more than a few secrets to her name, and the other... was willing to keep them for her. Now why did that only piss her off?

He left in the night, the only things he took with him aside from food supplies were his sleeping cap, his book and his name. Slipping through the darkness and silence of the sleeping village, Naruto Uzumaki didn't let himself look back even once. One-shot. Written for the Writers Anonymous One-Word Prompt Challenge.

A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.

What would you do if you could see death? If you'd touched emptiness itself, had it invade your soul, infest your mind, and whisper in your ear, telling you how to kill anything? How would you handle knowing you could never not see, never not comprehend the end of everything? Because for Taylor, that's reality, and there are no easy answers. Kara no Kyoukai influences.

He'd wasted too much time. And for what? To play hero? Pretend everything was alright? No more; he wasn't going to die in this Madhouse. He was going to find Octavius no matter what it took and he was going back home. (Through the Looking Glass side-story AU).

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

Minato Namikaze, the wet-behind-the-ears Fourth Hokage, is still trying to acclimate to his demanding new job. With the prospect of starting a family on the horizon, how will he react to a strange blond boy and his orange-loving father appearing in the middle of his office one afternoon? Post-4th-War-Hokage!Naruto and Boruto timetravel fic.

For him, the night was supposed to end. The Dream would come to a close and he had done his best in his service as a Hunter. He would awake in the new dawn and make the most of what remained of his life. But a new nightmare threatens the Hunter's Dream and a foreign world. The young hunter is thrown into a different world of huntsmen and huntresses to warn them, to save them.

Comander Shepard is a Hero. A paragon of all that is good about sentient life in the galaxy. But she must stand against a force that cares not for heros, for honor, for the sanctity of life. Luckily, newcomers have arived who share these traits, and will work parallel to Shepard in the darkness; the Shadows to her Light. After all, no-one expects the Imperial Inquisition.

Jaune Arc dreams of knights and castles. He dreams of swords in stones, and wise old wizards. He dreams of promised victory and bitter failure. He is Jaune Arc, long live the King.

Jaune was a knight, not a hunter. He'd always be a knight, he told himself, but when he's told to travel to Vale, one of the central nations of Remnant, Jaune suddenly finds himself in the hunter school of Beacon Academy, learning to become something he didn't want to become!

He is born as the world grows colder and that cold never stops. In the end, Whitley Schnee stands alone.

Above the planet called Remnant, the Empyrean opens to reveal a Chapter in their darkest hour.

Kakashi was a relic of the past, a time where children were prepared for devastating war; in fact, his career had revolved around keeping back the threat or war. His brief tenure as Hokage only showed just how dated he was in this new era of peace and technological growth. So...this seemed fitting, a fitting end for a man who had known war for most of his life.

Why wear a mask? Is it the anonymity? The feeling of power in not showing one's face, and the fear on it? Whatever the reason, in the end the mask becomes you, the comfort it provides makes you keep it in place, but at some point you can't remove it without taking a bit of flesh off along with it. 300-709.

Me and some friends were discussing Godzilla and some politically incorrect comments were made and so there was nothing for it but for me to write a politically incorrect story about it. If you want a serious story, please move on. If you want a funny satire of Godzilla stomping Tokyo, read on.

THIS IS NOT MINE. It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.

With Jaune's life, he has been though a lot of things and lives with the same amount of it as well. He lives alone, doesn't have any friends, and people don't talk to him much. It makes him the ideal candidate to have his home forcibly claimed by the government for it be a Safehouse. He must tend to the needs of all who visit and he can't say anything against it.

They were strong enough, yet they continued to seek power. They preached for peace, yet all they wanted was war. They speak of kindness, yet they thrive on cruelty. They speak of life, yet they continued to slaughter each other. And now they were cursed, and they brought this curse upon themselves.

The Tau seek the secrets of Chaos, sending a secret army to discover all that can be used to defend their human subjects from its evil. An Inquisitor seeks to discover the xenos' motives for acting in Imperial space, fearing their knowledge might strengthen their hand. A repost from 40k Online.

The sequel to The Games We Play by Ryuugi. This story is not mine.

Series of Oneshots that will range from character to character. Some could be sad, some Funny and some anywhere in between :)

The original epilogue to A Cadmean Victory before I decided to make the last chapter the epilogue and leave things hanging. Obviously it's just a single chapter and scene, but I thought I might as well share it as a separate story for those who wanted to see my version of the ending. The full version of the story will continue in A Taste of Ismenian Water (Sequel)!

Five years after Beacon, Jaune's still going home alone as often as not. An unlikely encounter with Yang may have just the solution- drinks, company, and a hell of a lot of pickup lines. (Now Complete)

A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?

In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?

It began as everything always has, with powerful men in lofty positions manipulating people as easily as a hand moves pawns on a chessboard. What purpose does a pawn have? To be sacrificed. What happens, then, when the sacrifice is too great for even a pawn to endure? What happens when that pawn flees to the edge of the world, where a young boy with nothing left cries out for help?

There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)

Kurosaki. A name that he held in reverence, and a name he'd tried to live up to. It had been his own, but...no more. He couldn't be a Kurosaki any longer. He'd long since lost the right. He could place the blame elsewhere, Aizen was the start, but he wouldn't. It had been he that had failed in the end. He was the reason they died...but...he would make it right. No matter the cost.

It was a pathetic remnant of a once 'great' civilisation, that was what he knew. It had been destroyed by humanity's hubris, he no longer wanted any part of it. What had been idealism now became cynicism, tempered by the years of destruction. He thought himself wizened, idealism was pointless as it was only a means to despair. Yet these four made him question all of that.

December, 1941. Christmas Eve. The Dark Knight has only hours to find the notorious Yule Tide Thief, a criminal no witness has ever seen and who only steals one night a year. But will Bruce Wayne get to his party in time? It's a two-part tale of action and mistletoe! Stay tuned!

Let's be honest. In a truly realistic self-insert, we wouldn't be able to make it go in our favor.

[No OCs in this story.] After entering his 3rd year of high school, Hikigaya Hachiman loses a very important thing: alone time. In a desperate attempt to regain it, his only hope is to ask to stay over at the house of a girl whose name he does not even know.

An Eversor assassin uncovers a Chaos cult, and is hurled into the Warp while uprooting it. By strange contrivance he is sent to Terra. But it is not the Terra he was created on. It is a world of heroes and villains. With no mission or handlers to chain him down, this drug-crazed killing machine must forge his destiny in a world that challenges his very existence.

Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.

Ozpin has carried the powers and duties of The Old Man for a very long time, but when Cinder enacts her plans and Ozpin dies, he passes the abilities and responsibilities of the title onto Jaune. [FALL SPOILERS] Rated T for Language, Violence, and a wee bit o' Gore

Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)

Taylor Hebert triggers with Gray Boy's power. She reunites with Emma Barnes in the aftermath of an Endbringer attack. The two old friends and old enemies have to come to terms with their new relationship.

An AU/Continuation recursive fanfic of the excellent "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres, the Boy-Who-Lived, General Chaos, etc., has had a rather busy year. With the term drawing to a close, Harry starts to discover the truth behind the enigmatic Defence Professor, Quirinus Quirrell.

Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

In a strange turn of events, he realized that he, a hunter, was attending a school for hunters. No serial killers or anything like that. Cross over elements.

Happy days turned into happy years turned into a happy life. But now it's all over, and the emotions have to say their farewells. Warning: keep tissues handy.

Six years after the events of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Hogwarts is a changed place, and a long-ago prophecy has reared its head.

Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.

In the aftermath of the Iron War, the 25th Millennium sees the downfall of a united human race as mankind rediscovers it's self destructive nature. Forewarned of the coming of a terrible Age of Strife, the remnants of mankind's unified military and government seek to weather the passage of time in stasis. But when they awaken, they find themselves in a galaxy that knows only war.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

A fan epilogue to LessWrong's modern epic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, going into why the most popular fan theory was so popular.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.

It's 1991, and eight newly Sorted wizards and witches are about to start their first night in House Hufflepuff. There'll be singing and camaraderie and macaroons and only a little bit of screaming. Arguably AU.

Future fic. At the end of high school, Hachiman never did forsake his philosophy. He and Yukino part ways to pursue the lives of loners. Years later, they meet again, but there is no possibility of an innocent high school romance now. Rated for adult themes.

Harry Potter, once the Boy-Who-Lived, is now the Lone Traveler, a dimension-hopping wanderer of the multiverse. His travels have led him to a world in which his own Fifth-Year self is about to confront Voldemort at the Department of Mysteries. But this time, he is not the only traveler to visit this world. And for once, Voldemort isn't the deadliest threat.

Harry finally manages to squeeze a lemon out of the narrator... but it's not the kind of lemon he was expecting. Explicit parody content.

People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.

Aiden starts to find his popularity among his enemies troublesome. Yet, it's not just those that intend to harm him that know who he is, as he finds a interesting individual seeking to enlist his aid. One-shot.

The entire Dark Souls experience summed up in twenty lines.

The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete. [Content warning: sexual violence, violence, strong language]

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

Six years after her coronation, Elsa rules over Arendelle, using the power of ice to improve the lives of her citizens.

When you become an extragalactic entity, meeting other galactic civilizations becomes an inevitable occurrence, and First Contact rarely goes well for the less-advanced society. Pre-ME through ME3. Rated T for language and implied sexual situations later on. Extremely Light parody on Halo OPness AKA Halo tech taken to its logical conclusion.

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

Do the traitor legions hold any regrets? This is the prologue to a much larger tale, which is Mrated. If enough people like it, I'll start putting the additional chapters online. Be warned; the full version is a long story currently at 134k wordcount with another 60k to write. Still, I'd appreciate any comments.

Several years later, Corvo reminisces on the events that had brought him here. Contains spoilers.

Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.

In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...

In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?

A phrase indicating the presence of something inexplicably attractive.

Fan edit of the first few chapters of LessWrong's Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality to smooth out tone/characterization, and make it more accessible to those not familiar with Harry Potter canon.

You'll never succeed if you never try. A student who finds the simplest tasks to be a challenge might need a little non-traditional help. A professional killer faces a challenge that can't be solved by stabbing. Maybe, together, they can elevate each other and even find some love... HA! HECK NO! Things are going to be stabbed, shot, and exploded. Halkeginia will never be the same.

An alternate continuation of Gabriel Blessing's fanfic In Flight. After Shirou discovers the website known as TVTropes, things start to get weird for him and his flock with the arrival of a rather unexpected man, courtesy of Zelretch...

Byakuya needs to be kept busy long enough for Rukia and Ichigo to take their relationship to the next level, and there's only one man up to the job. Will Byakuya survive the legendary Zaraki Manhood Training Programme with his health, sanity and honour intact, and be transformed into an ultra-masculine badass in just seven days? Or has the Sixth Squad Captain finally met his match?

AU. For a hundred years, the Fire Nation has harried its enemy across lives, deaths, and nations. In the chaos, the Avatar Spirit takes a terrible risk. Being born as the Spirit of the World can't change who you are, but maybe things will work out for the Balance ... Avatar Azula.

Zer0 seeks out a challenge, something that was difficult, something he could view as an equal. After a series of lackluster contracts, the lure of a vault and the rumors of the danger surrounding it is enough to take the assassin down a path that might prove to be the very thing he is searching for. Zer0 will be the main focus, but multiple POVs from all the vault hunters as well.

Nick-centric continuation of L4D2. At least twice a day he would trace a finger over the faded highways that stretched over the map in his hands. Every step he took could very well be in the wrong direction, but he had to take it. He had to find them. Language, violence, adult situations. Original characters. No pairings, just friendship. Complete. Thank you for reading!

[Complete] Death on Pandora is a bit complicated. A young girl gets a chance at a life she never had, even if it is a bit... tense. An Angel-centric story. Now with Bonus Content at the end. Prequel-ish story titled Hypocritical Oath.

Gaige's first experiences with Pandora! (Work in progress. Some language but nothing ridiculous)

A Hitchups continuum: Hiccup made a choice, and that choice opened an entire universe of experiences. A series of one-shots tell the story before, during, and after the epic prologue Hitchups. The journey to Ragnarök is a long one. *categories may change*

ME2: Tali saved her father's reputation and prevented a civil war. The cost? Exile from the Migrant Fleet. But as the saying goes, home is where the heart is. Rated T for some language. One-shot. Not a shipfic.

"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

A woman's heartfelt prayer; a world in dire need; a Child of Fate to guide and guard; a King's generous love... and with the warmth of the Lion's breath, everything changed...

The truth was nowhere near as cleansing as he'd come to believe.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

"Dear Hiccup..." Hiccup's plans for his future were tentative at best...exactly how he liked them. This made forgiving her so much harder. He loved her; he just couldn't trust her. Post!Hitchups one-shot.

Edmund's memoirs reveal a darker Narnia than the one Professor Lewis described...

My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

ME2-When Shepard is away from the Normandy, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's authority. They look to Garrus to replace her as XO, but on a ship built by Cerberus, crewed by the most powerful mercenaries in the galaxy, he knows a mutiny could spell disaster for all of them. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.

Humanity is on the brink of self-destruction, and unobtanium may be only hope for our species. While humanity begins their return, they find only a few surviving scientists between them and an increasingly active Eywa, and the promise of a war that would alter the fate of all. A story where Pandora is not an Eden, where desperate battles will determine who lives... and who dies.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

As Reach Burns the last Spartan on planet makes a stand. Oneshot

ME2-The Normandy's two most unstable crewmembers are left on guard duty during a routine excursion. An attempt to relate to one another results in the only outcome possible between them. Shepard joins in Chapt 2 3. Rated M for violence, language

Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.

In every possible universe, Blair Roche dies." One-shot prosetry, WK/BR. AU…ish. It may sound foolish or trite, but I promise it’s clever. I think.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.

The cause of the Horus Heresy was not what you thought it was.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.