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Puppy's Paradise by KakyoTheStickInTheMud reviews
SJ yaoi How has Joey been supporting his huge appetite and drunken father with time to spare for school and duels? Why, a secret, sexy job at a gentleman’s club, of course! When a business associate of Seto Kaiba treats him to a “mystery dance,” bli
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,966 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 11/13/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Spotted! by merrow reviews
It all started with a photo...(It's supposed to be humor, but keeps slipping into drama)
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 168,949 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 3/5/2002
To Be Human by Avelera reviews
When Kyo's bracelet breaks and he is locked in his original form, Tohru and the others are forced to consider if he can ever change back. Will this draw Tohru closer to the Sohmas or force her away from them for good? Kyouru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,379 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/27/2005 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.]
Discoveries by merrow reviews
What happens after Yuki and Kyou's secret is exposed to Tooru's friends. Nothing too explict, KyouXTooruXYuki Pairing
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,013 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 12/27/2001
Indecent Rhythm by Bardicsidhe reviews
[Tristan x Duke x Joey] Senior year, post-series. Teá has three weeks to teach Tristan and Joey to dance. She hands the reins over to Duke Devlin, who shows them an entirely new rhythm.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,111 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 12/17/2004
Safeguard by X-parrot reviews
When tragedy befalls Kaiba, Yugi and his friends fear such a devastating loss may be too much for him, and now, unless he can fight a hostile takeover, he stands to lose Kaiba Corporation as well. Or is something else wrong? -gen, no pairings-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,255 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/1/2005 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Dragon Sea by artemis-nz reviews
A collection of one-shots that just won't all fit into one fic, written in no specific order or timeline. Kaiba/Joey.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,026 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/21/2005 - [K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba]
The Moments in Life by mentalsunflower reviews
One hundred drabbles, one hundred chapters, and one hundred moments in life...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 43,736 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 10/25/2005
Inescapable You by Ambivalence reviews
A notsoinnocent prank leaves Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya collared and leashed together for an undeterminable time. Now they must learn to work together without killing each other first. Shounenai, yaoi, SxJ.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,972 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 10/23/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Puppies and Dragons Don't Mix by Lothwen the Harpist reviews
Jou finds out that Kaiba is slowly destroying himself and desperately needs help. But why should he care? He's his worst enemy...right? Jonouchi x Kaiba
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,324 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Book One: Opposites Attract by Nachzes Black-Rider reviews
When Mokuba faints in the middle of school, and a revelation about his health comes into view, will Seto be able to deal with the added complication to his life? And what will happen when Yuugi&co. find out? JouXSeto YAOI later. !2 SEQUELS PLANNED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,748 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 8/24/2004 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Just a Smile by Atropine reviews
Kyou gets caught out in a downpour one evening miles from Shigure's house, but he's not the only one wandering the woods! Ch.10 Shigure goes missing and Tohru has a secret. Future KyouHaru pairing, please read and review.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,121 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S.
A Beautiful Oblivion by Yami no Mira reviews
A certain CEO wishes for a normal life. What happens after that would make anyone think about the old saying to be careful what you wish for...You just might get it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,190 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K.
Dangerous Horizons by Maat's Feather reviews
*Discontinued* Kaiba Corp is faced with a hostile takeover.Seto and Mokuba are determined to stop it, but they soon find they have bigger problems. This time they may be in over their heads. Forced landing, mysterious airport, kidnapping….
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,141 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K.
A Gift of Fruit by sari15 reviews
Random Fruits Basket one shot fics from my Frubachallenge 100 themes that, like Tohru, don't fit in a Fruits Basket fic. Random Pairings strong focus on Kyou and Tohru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,495 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
Ramune by PolarisRain reviews
Jou has gotten his wish and is now dating the gorgeous Seto Kaiba. However, Honda, the best friend and loyal sidekick, has a secret that he promises he will never let Jou know. SxJ, SxH, Hxvarious
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,798 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - S. Kaiba, H. Honda/Tristan T. - Complete
Escape Through Me by Seto'swhiterose reviews
COMPLETE When Kaiba Corp. begins to fail rapidly, Seto is forced to sell himself in the most literal sense. Jou begins to notice...can he save him? Can anyone? SxJ, yaoi, obvious adult themes.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 96,844 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 8/4/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Cursive by Lethe Seraph reviews
Dinner? At his place? I don't know, man. I'm not nervous, just [jouxkai] I don't know if I can go through with this.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,966 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 3/27/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Gavotte by Feral Phoenix reviews
Shinji is just an average first grader, despite the strangeness of his family. And he likes being the normal one. So he's not happy when new kid Kaworu arbitrarily decides to turn his life upside down. Tame KxS fluff.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Kaworu N., Shinji I.
A Mystery by merrow reviews
Tooru finds something interesting in her locker one morning. Written for the Furuba ML fanfiction contest. Finally finished after 4 years!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,100 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 2/19/2002 - Complete
Unheard Love by Growing Pain reviews
[Seto x Jou] Seto does not know what to do when love conquers his heart, and to his enemy nevertheless. The fact that Jou seems to be everywhere only makes it worse.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 216,866 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Falling From Grace by Clarity2199 reviews
Re-edited. Yaoi, MM, some MF, KJ with warning on Tea angst. Please read beginning note on all warnings. Tea gets sick of Kaiba's attitude, and decides to try and teach him a lesson in humility. But when it backfires...who will really get hurt in the end?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,710 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
Hold On by Danyu reviews
Kyoru, Yukiru, and light Haru/Rin. Kyou has accepted his fate as the cat. Relationships change and the bond between he and Tohru is cemented forever. But he leaves something behind, something precious enough to give everyone the strength to hold on. COMPLETE.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,378 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.] Hatsuharu S., Yuki S. - Complete
Cat's and Dog's Don't Mix by Dyeh reviews
Shigure's been bored stupid, and when he's bored, he gets up to mischief. What happens when he tries to court our beloved Kyo? Shigure x Kyo. Shounen ai. Read and Review. [COMPLETE]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,176 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Shigure S., Kyo S. - Complete
Coming Home by Ironic-Kiwi reviews
Cliff finds his way to Flower Bud Village, and develops a crush on the amiable yet clueless Jack. Will Jack ever get a clue? Probably, because this story carries a shonen ai warning. Discontinued
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,488 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 3/17/2005
Conflictions by Crucified Rose reviews
A Yuki x Kyo, Hatsuharu x Yuki fiction with a Storyline. Kyo falls for Yuki...but Haru is standing in the way. BoyBoy love. Rated M for Language, Violence and Sexual Content.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Retribution by sari15 reviews
Heartache and desperation leads Tohru to make a heartfelt confession. She quickly discovers that maybe this can of worms was better left shut...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H.
What Can Come of Cooking by mentalsunflower reviews
Tohru's cooking up supper one night, but that's not all that occurs in the kitchen...not a one shot anymore! Kyoru, obviously. Itty bitty teeny minor spoilers! Warning inside. Finished!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,953 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Amusing Seto Kaiba by Miguels-Lover reviews
Sequel to 'Annoying Seto Kaiba! This is Jou's second task: To make the CEO of Kaiba Corp amused and actually laugh for once in his life! Rated for slight swearing
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Understanding by ZeldaDragon reviews
Sometimes the best helping hand is a good firm push. Or, in some cases, a good healthy argument between two argumentative people. KyoUo fluffiness ensues.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Arisa U., Kyo S.
Accusing Seto Kaiba by Miguels-Lover reviews
Sequel to 'Amusing Seto Kaiba! Is accusing the CEO of Kaiba Corp completely impossible? Well, Jou's gonna challenge him and see! SetoJou
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2005 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Picture Perfect by Ariadne Bassarid reviews
The last person Seto Kaiba expected to find taking pictures of him was Katsuya Jounouchi. [SetoJoey, futurefic, M for safety]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Worst Case Scenario by X-parrot reviews
[complete] An experiment gone awry sends Kaiba through time to unexpected, unacceptable future.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Annoying Seto Kaiba by Miguels-Lover reviews
It seems impossible, no one could annoy Seto Kaiba CEO of Kaiba Corp. But one person arose to the challenge, and is ready to take it on head first! SetoJou
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Plants by Lanie Kay-Aleese reviews
Yuki grows a wide variety of plants in his garden, and many of them have the potential to heal the heart and body. In a shocking accident, he discovers that catnip is one of those 'healing plants'. The events that follow will change his life forever. KxY
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,879 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Forever by animelover630 reviews
In a freak accident, a life is lost. You never know how much someone means until they're gone. Thoughts in front of a grave. KyoUo, slight Yukiru. PG13 for future chapters
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,407 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Kyo S., Arisa U.
Memories and Battle Scars by Kaida the Dragon Goddess reviews
Trying to get close to Seto Kaiba is about as safe as provoking a dragon. Katsuya Jonouchi is up to the challenge, but Seto isn't quite ready to let go of his anger...rated for YAOI, people. Noncon LEMONS.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 117,709 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 8/8/2004 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
Yuumei by Violent-Tendencies reviews
shounen-ai; one-shot. Which is better: infamy or nothing? "Well," Jounouchi began, "that's a stupid question."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
Sand Lover by Ykarzel reviews
Seto takes his little brother on vacations to a beach, only to discover that Joey is a lifegaurd. Somehow he finds himself entangled in the lives of Joey and Joey's roomate Jason. Yaoi. Lemons posted elsewhere. Complete.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,319 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Complete
Soul Reversal by Arasoi reviews
Slightly AU of the ending of Duelist Kingdom. Kaiba was Pegasus’ prisoner, and his soul was taken. What can he do when his soul returns and he finds himself in a world of trouble?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005
Remember by animelover630 reviews
Kyo's curse is revealed to Uo. Don't make a promise you can't keep.... oneshot, KyoUo
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Kyo S., Arisa U. - Complete
Daily by Lethe Seraph reviews
In the twelfth and most recent entry, which not only proves that the author is still living but also that she enjoys pretending to have a sense of humor, Bakura laughs. Evilly. Why does Bakura laugh? Heh heh heh.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,013 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 4/23/2004
Crude Sugar by Bardicsidhe reviews
[Tristan x Kaiba] Written for Misura's 2004 Halloween Challenge. Tristan learns that in little ways, even someone he thought he knew could still surprise him.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/4/2004 - S. Kaiba, H. Honda/Tristan T.
Hughes' Hobbies by somnambulism reviews
Hughes is always teasing Colonel Mustang about his lack of a wife. After all of this time, he's begun theorizing on why Roy is still single—and, he's finally discovered the reason. [200-ish words.]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2004
Beyond the Pixels by Zelia Theb reviews
Jou can't wait to play the latest net game with his friends. Who is this hot new female adventurer? Are they even female beyond the monitor? They say that people break out of their shell when they are online. Complete JouSeto
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,743 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Once Upon A Time by pancakesareking reviews
Yaoi[JoeyxSeto]Joey Wheeler is a hot headed punk with sticky fingers. His only chance of staying out of jail is bringing up his grades. Seto Kaiba, prep extraordinaire, is the only one smart enough for the job. Detail and minor pairing inside.[Finished.]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,748 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004
Snowed In by insight-to-insanity reviews
A blizzard traps Jou and Seto inside Kaiba Corp. SJ yaoi, don't like don't read...bad summary, not bad story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,129 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Complete
Rescue by Aria Marier reviews
FINISHED JouxSeto. Kaiba is a man who stands alone, but when he is in trouble, who will rescue him? PG-13 for language and some sexual contentsuicide imagery. Who needs who here?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,460 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 9/11/2003
Momentum by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. When Kaiba has a problem, Jounouchi comes to his aid. Remember: deserted parking lots are romantic. JxS with the added bonus of some inventive uses for Petroleum Jelly and free automobile maintenance tips. What more could you ask for?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,554 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
On Names, the Flu, and Other Things by Shizumaru reviews
Odd things happen when Uotani and Kyou get thrown out of class. Completed.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Arisa U., Kyo S. - Complete