Author has written 4 stories for Charmed, and Gilmore Girls.
Hey all!
I know I am not the best writer, so feel free to give me helpful advise or something to show that more than just one person is reading my story. If you want me to stop, and or start a new story just ask
Anyway, I am a New Yorker. Yea! l like the color blue...ah who cares bout that anyway.
My fav tv shows: Charmed, Gilmore Girls, and 7th heaven.
fav music: bolevard of broken dreams, american idiot, behind these hazel eyes, Better off, You get me, Everywhere, hollaback girl, god is a girl, etc
Fav Gilmore girlsquotes:
Tristan: And she's reading again. How novel.
Rory: Good-bye, Tristan.
Tristan: Did you get the novel thing? Because...
Rory: I said good-bye.
Tristan: What are you doing here?
Rory: I like lines.
Tristan: The guy's supposed to buy the tickets.
Rory: Really. Does Susan Faludi know about this?
Tristan: Unless of course there is no guy.
Rory: There's a guy
Tristan: A Cheap guy.
Rory: Well, what can I say? I like 'em cheap. Sloppy too - bald spot, beer gut, you know, and the pants that kind of slip down in the back, giving you that good plumber shot. That sends me through the roof.
Tristan: So who is he?
Rory: How many languages can you say 'none of your business' in.
Tristan: Does he go to this school?
Rory: No, he doesn't.
Tristan: Uh-huh. Well, look, OK, I'll confess something to you. I don't have a date.
Rory: Well I hear Squeaky Fromme is up for parole soon. You should keep a good thought.
Lorelai: What happened? The reception on the phone sucked. All I heard was "Rory" and "Chilton" and "Get down here." Whose butt do I have to kick?
Rory: We didn't go to breakfast.
Lorelai: What are you talking about?
Rory: We came here. They broke into the headmaster's office as the big initiation.
Lorelai: Ugh, those stupid girls.
Rory: Uh huh. Part of the initiation was ringing a bell. So, that's what I was doing when security showed up and they called you.
Lorelai: That's what you got busted for? That's it? Bell-ringing?
Rory: Yes.
Lorelai: Were you at least smoking a Cuban cigar while you were doing it?
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: No, I mean, "bad girl, how many times have I told you not to ring bells?"
Rory: interrupting Let's go.
Lorelai: continuing "They can dent, or scratch, and they make dogs go crazy. Who do you think you are, the Hunchback of Notre Dame? Are you French? Circular? I don't think so."
Rory: I'm walking to the car now.
Lorelai: later Was it a big bell at least?
Lorelai's having Rory
Lorelai: Okay, this is a big pain and I'd really like it to go away, please.
Nurse: Just breathe deep, honey.
Lorelai: Breathing doesn't help, can I hit you instead?
Nurse: What?
Lorelai: Or pinch you really hard, 'cause that might make me feel better.
Nurse: No, you cannot hit me.
Lorelai: Can I bite you or pull your hair or use the Epilady on you 'cause I really need to do something.
Max: Okay, Okay, um, how about coffee? Do you like coffee?
Lorelai: Only with my oxygen.
Lorelai: I already had the longest day of my life and it's only ten o'clock.
Luke: There's no coffee.
Lorelai: That's not funny.
Luke: I can give you herbal tea.
Lorelai: This is not an herbal tea morning. This is a coffee morning.
Luke: Every morning for you is a coffee morning.
Lorelai: This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.
Luke: I can give you tea and a balance bar.
Lorelai: Please, please, please tell me you're kidding.
Luke: I'm kidding.
Lorelai: You're sick.
Luke: Yep.
Lorelai: You're a fiend!
Luke: For here or to go.
Lorelai: To go please.
Luke: You want to know what this stuff does to your nervous system?
Lorelai: Do you have a chart? Because I love charts.
Luke: So what'll you have?
Lorelai: Coffee, in a vat.
Rory: I'll have coffee also. And chili fries.
Luke: That's quite a refined palate you got there.
Luke: Coffee, fries. I can't stand it. This is so unhealthy. Rory, put down that coffee. You do not want to grow up to be like your mom.
Rory: Sorry, too late.
Lorelai: Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
Luke: How many cups have you had this morning?
Lorelai: None.
Luke: Plus...
Lorelai: Five, but yours is better.
Luke: You have a problem.
Lorelai: Yes, I do.
Luke pours her coffee.
Luke: Junkie.
Lorelai: Angel. You've got wings, baby.
A man watches Lorelai drink her coffee, then walks over to her.
Joey: You make that look really good.
Lorelai: Oh it is really good. It's the best coffee in town.
Joey: Oh yeah? I'll have to get a cup.
Lorelai: Good plan.
"Rory, my heart. It is Saturday, the day of rest."
"Sunday’s the day of rest."
"No, Saturday is the day of pre-rest."
"Pre-rest?"
"Yeah, so that way when you actually get to Sunday you’re rested enough to enjoy your rest."
- Lorelai, to Rory, trying to stay in bed
The cats -- they know that I've broken up with Jason and that I'm alone and they've decided it's time for me to become a crazy cat lady... they can see it in my face. 'She's single again. She couldn't make it work again. She picked the wrong guy again.'
- Lorelai, attracting cats, "Luke Can See Her Face"
"You like coffee? Can we drink some together? A sort of pre-date. Very casual, no strings, no obligations. We'll just see if it's even worth going down the road of including food in the deal. Just coffee."
"I'm going to be in town tomorrow because I take a class at Hartford State and there's a coffee shop across the street that I sometimes, almost all the time, go to around 4:00 and usually exactly 4:12. I could not stop a person from entering said establishment around that time, nor would I avoid them if I knew them if they did."
- Max asks Lorelai out, "Cinnamon's Wake"
Rory: The clock is grunting.
Lorelai: This, my friend, is a state of the art CD/clock radio that enables you to wake up to the barnyard animal of your choice.
Rory: That is great.
Lorelai: I have selected the perky piggies. You might choose the cheery chickens or the goofy goats.
Rory: That is closest to a farm that I ever wanna get.
Lorelai: Amen, sister friend.
(from "Lost and Found")
Lorelai: So, um, basically everything here is chicken. You’ve got garlic chicken, Kung Pao chicken, Szechuan Chicken, chicken in brown sauce, which looks and tastes remarkably like the Szechuan Chicken except it’s got these red peppers in it and if you eat them, you die. Plate?
(from "Lost and Found")
Rory: What does a stroke feel like?
Lorelai: I dunno. Bad.
(from "Lorelai's Graduation Day")
thats it for now
adios