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Author has written 50 stories for Diagnosis Murder, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Futurama, Smallville, Wrestling, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Monk, Underworld, Peter Pan, Angel, Tru Calling, Pitch Black / Riddick, Hellboy, Taken, X-Men, Arrested Development, and Office. I like to write fan fictions about almost anything. This is a rather eclectic selection of what I've written over time, some things are better than others - and all of my adult stuff can now be found at adultfanfiction since FF won't let you put up anything sexy...Vote for my WWE fics at: Come see my WWE Fan fic page: Come see all my various adult fictions: |
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Group is Now in Session by HowlynMad reviews
New Chapter REVISED- You heard it here first..our favorite villains are in group therapy with Dr. Lecter. Literally, spilling their guts... or someone's guts. ADULT humor. It's rude and crude and all about silly. You have been warned.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/1/2003
Finale by Spacefille reviews
When Dib finally captures Zim, he unwittingly sets off a chain of events that will change his life forever... ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,647 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Dib, Zim - Complete
LOVE & INFURIATION by XFilesIBelieve reviews
Norrington meets an irritating yet beautiful American girl who ends up a stowaway on his ship. It's romance on the high seas!Takes place after COTBP
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,106 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - James N.
When It Happens by Jo Huston reviews
[Blades of Glory] Simple fluff. Chazz tries to give a pep talk to Jimmy after his breakup with Katie. Jimmy on the other hand, knows exactly what will make himself feel better. SLASH ChazzJimmy
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
For Glory by VampireZombieGirl reviews
[Blades of Glory] Chazz refuses to let anyone outdo him, even hot Russian lesbians. Chazz x Jimmy [ONE SHOT]
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by Citizenjess reviews
'Chazz taught me a couple of things'. Slash.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Chazz M. M., Jimmy M. - Complete
Halloween: Bloodline by lantern-lizzard reviews
In 2004, the town of Haddonfield, IL was once again massacred by serial killer Michael Myers who returned home after a two year absense to carry out the most horrific mass murder on record. COMPLETE! PLease Read & Review
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,359 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by Jess J reviews
Rated for sexual situations. Dylan goes out to a club to forget what day it is, and winds up doing something she does more often than she should - sleeps with the enemy.
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2004
Nightmare Switch by Danielle L.B reviews
Freddy is calm, gentle, and feminine. He has a boyfriend, a new home, and a whole new set of friends...or so it appears after a body swap with a teenage girl. What's a child murderer to do?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,180 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Complete
Untitled by AngelaRB reviews
(Lost In Translation) Twelve years after Charlotte and Bob parted ways in Tokyo, they find each other again.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2004
Hybrid War by Jess J reviews
Completed. With the death of Viktor and Lucian, Selene and Michael are forced to hide with the lycans, who now look to Michael as their leader. But unknown to them Michael isn't the only hybrid, nor is Marcus the only other one. Please r&r!
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,016 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Complete
Artemis Illuminati by Akhlys reviews
The night before Elizabeth's wedding is tainted by moonlight. (JackElizabeth)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2004
Chiqueta Bonita by Sweet Steffie reviews
Eddie and Dawn have a little talk while looking for Chavo.
Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Complete
Where Angels Lose Their Ways by Daisy Sparrow reviews
chp4: Slade:'your problem, my dear boy, is that you care for too much.' Het, slash, RobinxStarfire, SladexRobin
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,189 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 11/5/2003
Snowflakes by Sweet Steffie reviews
Dawn Marie and Kurt have a little fun in the snow
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2003
Bite Him by staticradar reviews
Selene's thoughts on Michael during the "bite him" scene
Underworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2003
Instinct by Mistiec reviews
When a string of assassinations take place in Los Angeles, the Angels are assigned to the case. But as all evidence begins to point to the Thin Man, Dylan and the Angels find themselves being torn apart. STORY COMPLETE.
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,861 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Complete
Seven Days by LoKi-Shiver reviews
FINISHED!! A Lock/Shock romance set seven years after the events with Christmas Town. Rated R for use of language, romance and violence. Thanks again to all my wonderful reviewers :)
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,265 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2003 - Published: 4/10/2003
WhackDown! by Matsumori reviews
A humorous Smackdown! episode. Chapter three is finally up! WARNING: there's a little bit of slash (m/m/m. lol) in all three chapters
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2002 - Published: 9/21/2002
Elevator, Going Up by Talis13 reviews
Chris Jericho and Lita: stuck in an elevator? The catch? They don't like each other...well, AT ALL! ^^
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2002
As We Slept the Night Away by Digital Tempest reviews
[Standalone] What happens when two people betray the people they love the most? How do they deal with their conflicting emotions?Triple HLita
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2001 - Complete
Diamond in the Rough by TarynWanderer reviews
A Snatch fanfiction. In 1993, Turkish finds Tommy, broken and bleeding, in an alley in London's East End.
Snatch - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28/2001 - Published: 1/25/2001
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Christmas Moments reviews
Pam, Michael, and Dwight celebrate Christmas in their own way…
Office - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Untitled reviews
George Michael makes a discovery in the Attic. GobMichael with mentions of George MichaelMaeby.
Arrested Development - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2007
Vermilion reviews
Three kids try to use magic to stop Freddy with disastrous results and the return of some old friends...UPDATED! FINALLY we see Nancy!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 11/19/2004
Rasen Nightmares reviews
Sequel to 'Nightmare Ring,' an unholy union has been made on shaky ground, betrayal lies on the horizon and secrets are beginning to unravel...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,077 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004
OneEighty By Summer reviews
Shatterstar tries to learn what love is exactly…::X-Force Fic::
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2004
Anyone But Me reviews
After the hotel incident, Chris Jericho and Molly Holly find themselves stuck together again. What will happen this time? Sequel to 'Anyone But You'.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,638 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 1/2/2003
Is He or Isn't He? reviews
It's the best question to ask when there's nothing better to do. Boomer and the others question Shatterstar's sexuality.::X-Force Fic::
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2004
The Five Senses reviews
Chet and Mary's relationship told through time and through senses.
Taken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2004
Solicitude reviews
Set after RAW 70504, Lita thinks over what Trish said…
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004
Rebuilding reviews
Set after RAW 62804, Kane and Lita have a little chat…
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2004
She Burns reviews
Liz and the "The Pittsburgh Incident".
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2004
Poetry, Vows, and Definitions reviews
Hellboy comes across an old photo of Broom's and it brings to mind a story and many questions.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2004
A Day at the Beach reviews
[AustinStacy] Fun in the sun…
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/13/2004
Abe in the Plastic Bubble reviews
[Movieverse] Abe thinks over himself and his future.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/7/2004
The Only Girl reviews
Michael remembers a promise.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/7/2004
Scent reviews
Riddick remembers what drew him to Fry.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2004
Couldn't Ask For More reviews
[AustinStacy] It's nice now and then to spend a nice, quiet rainy day together.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2004
Lost reviews
Viktor thinks over what he lost.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2004
Gone Away reviews
[Songfic] Lucian misses Sonja and remembers their first kiss.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2004
No More Pretending reviews
An AU twist on the episode 'Darla', LindseyDarla.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2004
Beauty and the Beast reviews
[FoleyStacy] Mick Foley didn't leave because he was afraid of Orton, he left because he was afraid of something else or rather, someone else…(UPDATED 2-20-04)
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004
Bubble Trouble reviews
Valentine's Day FicPresent for SweetSteffeke! Kevin Nash has a Valentine's Day surprise for Dawn Marie.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2004
Surprise reviews
Valentine's Day Fic! [AustinStacy] Stacy doesn't expect anything for Valentine's Day...
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2004
Conversation Hearts reviews
Valentine's Day Fic! Shawn Michaels and Stephanie McMahon have an interesting conversation.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2004
Day For Us reviews
[TruDavis] Tru makes plans.
Tru Calling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/10/2004
Unwelcome Fantasies reviews
Lindsey learns of Darla's death and dreams of what could have been...
Angel - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/9/2004
Second Kiss reviews
Michael's POV, Michael reflects on his second kiss.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2004
Noises Off reviews
Based on the ep. Mr. Monk and the Paperboy. Thanks to his friendly, noisy upstairs neighbors, Monk's thoughts drift into forbidden territory...
Monk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2004
Dead Romance reviews
[AustinStacy] Stacy Keibler wonders if the romance has died in her relationship…
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004
Okay reviews
Sharona has the day off, Monk celebrates an anniversary.
Monk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/18/2004
Pink reviews
Peter reflects on his first and only kiss with Wendy. Based on 2003 film.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2004
Moonlit Meeting reviews
Sonja and Lucian introduce themselves and really get a chance to meet.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2004
Christmas Before a Nightmare reviews
X-mas gift for Draca! A reworking of the 'Night Before Christmas' poem with Freddy and Penny!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2003
Nightmare Ring reviews
The makings of a most unholy union. A Nightmare on Elm Street-The Ring crossover. ::COMPLETE::
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,235 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Complete
Thriller reviews
Recent media events inspired this. Tied to 'Nightmare Ring' but can be read separately - Freddy complains, Samara listens...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2003
Mr Monk and the Pumpkin Problem reviews
Halloween fic! Monk helps Benjy carve a pumpkin...wackiness ensues.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2003
Sunburn reviews
Stephanie McMahon gets a sunburn and Shawn Michaels helps her out. The ultimate ShawnSteph shipper strikes again! Mwhahah!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2003
Light at the End reviews
Spoilers from the 6/19/03 Smackdown, After the show a drunken Stephanie reflects on her sordid past and Shawn Michaels offers a helping hand.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2003
Floating Up reviews
*Updated, COMPLETE**Sequel to 'Drowning Slowly', three months after being sexually assualted, Stephanie McMahon has finally put her life back together, but suddenly danger, and her attacker, return to ruin her life. Can Shawn Michaels help her again?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,983 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
Shawn Michaels remembers how he got together with Lita. Ice cream and fluffy happiness! :D
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2003
Anyone But You reviews
Chris Jericho and Molly Holly end up sharing a motel room. What will happen?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002
Drowning Slowly reviews
Stephanie McMahon is sexual assualted and left for dead, Shawn Michaels finds her and tries to help her piece her life back together. Serious subject, serious story. Be warned!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2002
Costume Confusion reviews
The WWE superstars join together for a Halloween Costume party and in all the chaos, Shawn 'HBK' Michaels somehow ends up with Stephanie McMahon.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2002
Silver Kiss reviews
Halloween fic! Jeff wishes he had Lita for his own.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2002
Just This Once reviews
Shawn 'HBK' Michaels and Stephanie McMahon start something they know they shouldn't...
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,271 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/24/2002 - Published: 9/9/2002
Cat and Mouse reviews
The beginning of a scheme and the unlikeliest duo. Lex/Chloe.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2002
There's Something About Clark reviews
What is it about Clark Kent? Here's a little of everyone's thoughts.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2002
King of the World reviews
After a self-sacrificing act, Fry ends up in an alternate reality where he is worshiped as a God. Can Leela and Bender bring him back to normal continuity?
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2002
All the Power in the World reviews
Willow is lost and only one person can reach her.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/19/2001
Beyond the Sea reviews
A crossover between DM and the film 'Out to Sea', Mark and Co. set out on a cruise ship where Mark plots to unite Steve and Amanda with the help of Charlie and Herb.
Diagnosis Murder - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2001