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Joined 01-16-05, id: 740121
Author has written 1 story for Solitaire.

Occupation: Graveyard shift net trawler
Senility Factor: Undisclosed. But probably in the late teens.
Location: In yer closet, chewing yer coatz.
Fandoms: Anything worth a-ficcin' for
Yays: sarcasm, drama, action, humour, paradoxes, sexual tension, chicken, lololol flamerz
Nays: darkfic, obsessive politics, the end of the world, corn chips that get stuck in your teeth
Would You Like Fries With That? My arteries are to be cherished, not raped. e_e


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"DON'T PANIC!"

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Sleepy Chains by Cynique reviews
In which a tired Raito becomes rather suspicious of Ryuuzaki. Random little one-shot, LxRaito fun.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Home So Far Away by Writer Awakened reviews
A little flag is drafted to the Minesweeper front lines. Little does he know what horrors would await him...a Minesweeper fic! Read and review...really. Please?
Minesweeper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
Shrek 2': the messed up scenes! by Rakumei reviews
The outtakes from the movie, just lean back and enjoy!
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Bittersweet by Blackfire 18 reviews
Denied of rest and denied of love, Commodus turns to his only sister for solace, but the question is, will she offer it?
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
Longing to be Free by Miss Paranoid reviews
Still, love will spring from the darkest of hates, and the Fates didst set their eyes upon the players on the stage, and they didst deal out the cards of fortuneā€¦
Solitaire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/25/2004
The Commune by Shinan reviews
This is the story of a game of Tetris from someone's point of view. It was made as an experiment to see if I could bring in some kind of narrative to Tetris.
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Published: 9/27/2004
Fade to White, Mrs White by Sam in the pants reviews
White and Green need to stop the crazy wrench-wielding Colonel!
Clue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2004
Oreo and Jelloet by Farmer Jen reviews
Originally from an English assignment; the forbidden love of two star-crossed desserts.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2003
Hearts and Bones by Nomad1 reviews
Death, a bar, strange traditions, and pink things.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Complete
Files from the Shrink by S Spade reviews
A sample day of Lucy's problems at her booth
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2001
Of Mines and Men by Naomi Sisko reviews
Have you ever wondered who exactly marks those little mines?
Minesweeper - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2000
Mrs Solitaire reviews
Bill Gates paces outside a maternity ward. BECAUSE HE HAS TO. Please adore my superior skills in summary writing!
Solitaire - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2005