Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Before I start my actual profile, I'm letting you know that I was the actual SuperSizedmcshizzleLover I just have to be extremely stupid some times and I forgot to move my login sheet to the pile of stuff my mum didn't throw out. So if you think I'm a copying hellhound of an author because I took my old profile completely and pasted onto here and also took the story, I'm not. I will continue with It Burned on here and will then leave a notice on the line after this so people know not to look at my old profile.
Here's the notice: ALL PEOPLE READING THIS WILL YOU PLEASE LISTEN OR READ THIS NOTICE AND TAKE IT IN!!! NEVER BOTHER WITH THE OTHER ROFILE I MENTIONED BEFORE,READ THE LONG BIT TO KNOW WHAT PROFILE I'M ON ABOUT, AS I WILL NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT MY LOGIN AGAIN! SO JUST DON'T BOTHER!!!!!!!
That makes me happy.
Also, until my mum gets her laptop fixed, this profile shall remain empty and It Burned will remain uncontinued(?) until she has it back because I just find it so much easier to use a laptop for this website.
Peace out ShizzleLovers! \/( I would do the known peace sign but as before mentioned, until the laptop is back, I can't. Kindle keyboards don't have a forwards slash. Weird.) I added the peace sign on my mum's IPad cos the kindle died.
I'm lonely. Just thought I should share that. Don't feel sorry though! I don't like PEOPLE much. So yeah.
I think of you people more than my actual family as family. I love you most if you read my story when I start to rewrite it.
\/ out ShizzleLovers.
I have a question for you all. Can you help me find a story? It’s a HP story that says really dark (drugs, drinking etc) and it’s about Petunia and Harry leaving the Dursley household (can’t remember why) and Petunia becomes an addict and Harry ends up following her in that because she’s his only adult influence other than the many flings Petunia has and they get progressively more and more self destructive because they love each other
I am the Ruler over all Leo Valdez lovers. Do NOT Argue. look at my name. LOL joke. but seriously, I am.
Names I answer to: Bilbo, Steve the Llama (I lead an entire group of these girls), Jimmy, Scotty, Bitch, Day, Fortune, Faolan, Bella/Bellamoon, Iona, Satan Llama, Hazel, Emma, Mad Hatter/Hatter, Hatsy, Jones Child, Ionu, Scarlett.
Bday: You're not allowed to know that (FYI I know I said my name is Iona in It Burned but it's not. It's one of the names I really want to be called.)
I like Music wise: My Chemical Romance, Within Temptation, Panic! at the Disco, Eminem, Lily Allen, Breaking Benjamin, Simple Plan, AC/DC, Nightwish, Nightcore, Evanescence, JJ Demon, Get Scared, Melanie Martinez, Avril Lavigne, Amasic, The Girl and the Dreamcatcher, Marina and the Diamonds, Carrie Underwood, Sixpence None the Richer, RuPaul (just Glamazon), Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Olly Murs, McFly, The Vamps, All Time Low, Scouting For Girls, Bruno Mars, Black Eyed Peas, Imagine Dragons, Busted, McBusted, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Snow Patrol, 5SOS, Pentatonix, Falling In Reverse, Sleeping With Sirens, Black Veil Brides, Black Sabbath, Vanessa Mae.
I like TV wise: Disney Channel and almost all those programmes, Nickelodeon and almost all those programmes and Cartoon Network and almost all those programmes.
I like TV actor/actress wise: CAMERON BOYCE, Skai Jackson, Dove Cameron, Trinitee Stokes, Debby Ryan, Zendaya, Peyton List, the Disney Channel Movie Descendants people.
I'm a fangirl of: duh Leo Valdez, all things PJO & HoO, Harry Potter, Hunger Games.
I have about 22 complete book series and 5 complete film series both include PJO & HoO
Now that's over its time for fun stupid stuff! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
1. Number: 2, -2897, 79
1. Are you missing someone right now? No
1. Perfect? NO
1. Friend you saw: Grace
3. Person to text you: Bethu. Her name's actually Bethany.
4. Was today better than yesterday? Not really... Depends on the day
List Twelve of your favourite characters,
1. Percy Jackson
2) Annabeth Chase
3) Hazel Levesque
4) LEO VALDEZ
5) Piper Mclean
6) Reyna Ramirez-Arellano (is that how you spell it)
7) Frank Zhang
8) Will Solace
9) Nico Di Angelo
10) Drew Tanaka
11) Jason Grace
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. I would like to though.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Leo Valdez? DUH YES!!! on a 1-10 scale he's 100.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes. With Will in, ;)
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Annabeth and Reyna?! Nuh-uh-uh. that's not right.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Piper and Nico or Piper and Drew? Piper and Nico. not changing. Piper and Drew is wierd wierd wierd.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve waltzing ?
um. Frank walks in on Annabeth and Khione waltzing. probably back away slowly then run away.
8. Make a summary for a three/ten fic.
Hazel and Drew? ummm. Hazel is fed up with her gem curse and turns to Drew to see if she can help, along with her mother, Aphrodite, for some reason.
9. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff
Percy and Will? Nope nope nope.
10. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Frank and Khione. Ice quenches Fire. ( She stops the flaming stick problem)
11. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Annabeth, Leo, Piper? no just no.
12. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
uh Will? I would go with a calm one. I can't think of a particular one.
13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Percy/Reyna/Khione? WARNING: SO WIERD!!!
14. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
PIPER. YESTERDAY. Its called Dear Beauty Queen. you should read it. its really good.
15. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)
Percy and Frank are in a happy relationship until Nico runs off with Frank. Percy, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Jason and a brief unhappy affair with Khione, then follows the wise advice of Piper and finds true love with Hazel. (at least the bit from Piper makes some sense. The rest... !?!?!?!?!)
16. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
Hazel and Frank. Whoooooo!!! Finally a good couple! FRAZEL!!!
17. How would 9 react if 11 died?
Nico would probably be a bit upset if Jason died.
18. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4?
Nico and Reyna or Annabeth and Leo. neyna. It isn't a pairing but LEO IS TAKEN. Besides Percabeth people.
19. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?
Reyna, Frank or Hazel. I wouldn't mind any of them really.
20. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.
Piper and Nico? um, I cant do that they don't have a bond really.
21. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
Annabeth and Will. Friendship probably.
22. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
Percy kill Annabeth or Nico kill Piper. Percy would never kill Annabeth but
Nico wouldn't kill Piper. but its going to have to be Nico kill Piper.
WHY WAS IT SO FUN WRITING THIS? COPY IT. DO IT. IT'S FUNNOW...
THINGS I MAY NOT DO AT HOGWARTS
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make lightsabre sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class sky clad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was hard core"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasely twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
42) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronus
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
AWESOME HEROES OF OLYMPUS QUOTES
See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero
-"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper Mclean, The Lost Hero
-“Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
-“Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?"
-Akhlys lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right?
-Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?
-"What does Blackjack want?" she asked.
-“It'll be dangerous," Nyssa warned him. "Hardship, monsters, terrible suffering. Possibly none of you will come back alive."
-Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter."
-“Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.”
-“Cabin Fifteen does that to everyone," Annabeth warned. "If you ask me, this place is even more dangerous than the Ares cabin. At least with Ares, you can learn where the land mines are."
-“Lots of death, huh? Personally, I'm trying to avoid lots of death, but you guys have fun!”
-Annabeth’s shoulders ached. The elevator’s easy-listening music didn’t help. If all monsters had to hear that song about liking piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, no wonder they were in the mood for carnage when they reached the mortal world.
-“Any moment now..." The girl [Calypso] stared out at the water.
-"She's alive," Leo said. "Thank the gods and pass the hot sauce."
-"They're Lares. House gods."
-Leo clapped Frank on the shoulder. “Way to go, Zhang. Now you can order Octavian to fall on his sword.”
-To my wonderful readers:
WHY LITTLE KIDS ROCK
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
Your Godly Parent is...
You like being in charge.
5/10 I'm good with that
You feel at home in the water.
2/10 bit of a shame
You're not much of a people person.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in a diary/journal
8/10 That's awesome!
You own a garden.
4/10 not bothered
You often start fights.
You never back away from a fight.
7/10 I'm fine with that
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
3/10 Strange I thought I was Athena.
You’re very creative and artistic.
5/10 not fussed really
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
10/10 AWESOME ARTEMIS TAKE ME
You have a way with tools.
1/10 Nope. WOOOO. this means i could date LEO. again WOOOO!!!
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
4/10 Nope. not fussed
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re the life of the party.
DAUGHTER OF HERMES or HADES or Hecate (from a different one)and a good chance with the HoA.
Typing your name: SuperSizedMcShizzleLover
Typing with your eyes closed: SuoefDicecMcDhizzlwlowt . Its not fair mine is super long
Typing with your nose: supersizedmcshizzlelover yes I'm Good at that one
Typing with toe: supersizedmcshizzlelover yay I did another
Typing with elbow: supersizedmdshizzlelover I have very pointy elbows
Smashing face on keyboard: su8 u huy Its very hard
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
I didn't fall over I attacked the ground with my awesome ninja skills.
What I'm listening to now: the TV. But in my head I'm listening to Flashlight by Jessie J.
What I'm book reading now: The Mark Of Athena by RICK RIORDAN
What fic I'm reading now: Goddess at Goode part 1 by some one I've forgotten the name of.
Fav Book/s : Harry Potter series, Percy Jackson series, Hunger Games Trilogy, Heroes of Olympus series, The Roman Mysteries, Beast Quest.
Fav Song (at the moment): ' Jump Then Fall' by Taylor Swift
Fav Fictional Couple: CALEO Forever!!!
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
Random inspirational quotes:
“If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.” -The Lightning Thief
“You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.” -The Lost Hero
"The pen is mightier then the sword- especially when it's a pen that morphs into a sword." -Me
I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her friends. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. I am the girl...that does go to school dances, but not games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book:). I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.(I'm proud of it!!). I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out i (In Y7Not Yet)(or ever!). I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook! Copy and paste if you can relate!
I am a girl.
I will literally BEG you not to copy this. It's mine, most of it. Please, it's really personal to me and I don't want anyone to take that away.
My heart belongs to the loving side of things,
1) CALEO 4evah
2)Tratie it's just cute.
Anything with Thalia in, she's a Freaking Hunter of Artemis
Anything with Nico in other than Solangelo
Things I must almost ALWAYS follow when writing PJO fic: (I think I'll die if i don't follow the crucial ones)
1) Never kill off characters unless they are brought back to life or if its crucial to plot. Or minor characters.
2) always add some major plot twist. Unless that spoils the plot line.
3) Only break up unbreakable ships if a better one (In opinion) will be born from it.
4) Make sure even in an entirely mortal fic, the 'demigod' characters, as in the originally demigod ones, are the same, the godly ones, well, change them all you like, it's not as if the gods stay the same for long.
5) Take advice from the great authors of fanfiction like Zoethezany III and Mewsugarpudd for amazing tips. (Those two are awesome in my opinion)
6) Relating to rule 4, in a demigodly fic, add to the personalities like in my story It Burned I made Annabeth have a ton of sass and Percy became cold and unfriendly to Leo because of Calypso, same with her but because of Percy.
7) More drama but not too much. Too much is overdramatic and not all stories should be.
8) More fluffiness if necessary. Refer back to the end of rule 7.
9) Always take on good ideas from the review ideas you may get.
10) keep updating when possible! Never just give up or people *cough me cough* might start to pester you to continue because they like it.
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