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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
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Setting Up House by Sandy S reviews
What if Dawn and Spike convinced Buffy to set up house with Spike after "Gone" in season 6? Read ahead... :o) (22/22)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,592 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Truth by merinxD reviews
Hermione is in her seventh year at Hogwarts and just found out that she isn't who she thinks she is. What will come of this new life & what does Draco Malfoy have to do with it? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,721 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Left feels Right by moonyNZ reviews
Sequel to Bed of Roses. Sirius and Hermione settle down into family life before a new prophecy surfaces that threatens what they have started. SBHG HPGW RLNT..Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 125,143 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
That Was Weird by justcrazyobsessed reviews
Hermione has a strange encounter with Malfoy and neither of them can get it off of their minds. What began as Operation Split up the Golden Trio may wind up becoming a journey of hate, lust, seduction...and...could it be...love? cliche but good
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,291 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4020 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Slave For You by Elli Cole reviews
Bets were always fun. And Hermione Granger's bet with Draco Malfoy isn't any different either. Smutty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,731 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dead End Angels by Mamushi reviews
SLASH (JW). Reincarnation fic-everyone's alive and well in the present-ish and all that fun crap. Set in a high school setting.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,246 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 11/13/2003
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4458 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Childhood Sweethearts Remember by justcrazyobsessed reviews
Hermione finds out that she's actually a pureblood and used to be best friends with Draco Malfoy.. AND HER PARENTS ARE DEATH EATERS? But what will happen when they move her back to their old mansion and Draco's her neighbor? Will the flame be rekindled?R&
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,747 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/12/2006 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Messing With Time: Marauder Style by Clarista reviews
The trio is send back in time for their sixth year...about 19 years ago when the smart n sexay Marauders lived to play pranks...and suddenly love blooms out in all the WRONG directions! Updated CHAPTER 31
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,549 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2911 - Favs: 4,610 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Relationships Change II by dracosgirl2515 reviews
COMPLETEDSequel to Relationships Change, read that first please! DRACOHERMIONE fic! Draco and Hermione graduated, and are now out of Hogwarts. Their complicated life together will not be an easy one but at least Voldemort is dead...Can Hermione and Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 165,074 - Reviews: 2492 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Been Here Too Few Years by Addie Logan reviews
After the death of her first love, Buffy Summers swore to never give her heart to another. But with the addition of an unwelcome houseguest into her life, Buffy begins to realize she may have to rethink that vow… (Spuffy; All-human AU)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,330 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Buffy S., Spike
Tutoring by squeak-the-soprano reviews
Summary: Peter has been spotted and reported alive, and Sirius has been cleared of all charges. As a free man, he starts teaching as the new DADA teacher. But what happens when he starts seeing a certain student for extra “Tutoring”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
StarCrossed Lovers by Aaviaria reviews
What happens when a shooting star and a falling star fall in love? Will they be able to save each other? Warning: Slash (HPDM and others), child abuse, torture, and rape!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,053 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bed of Roses by moonyNZ reviews
Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 132,327 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione and Padfoot by coffeegurly reviews
(SBHG) Sirius miraculously comes back from behind the curtain...as his 18 year old self! He is enrolled as an undercover student at Hogwarts... He can't wait to be the hottest guy at school again who can get any girl he wants...and then he sees Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,567 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Love, Sex, and a Bottle of Vodka by atalanta's apples reviews
Chapter Twenty Eight-updated 6.1- Hermione has a wild night out and tries to forget about it...but a certain someone won't let her. HermionexDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,859 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Summer of discovery by Joy1 reviews
Sequel to Unwilling Damsel. Ginny & Harry have been dating for a few months and have really different ideas about where their relationship should go and when. Tensions rise but kisses and cuddles follow frustration and angst. (Some RHr too)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,798 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Deceptions revealed by chronicallybemused reviews
What happens when Hermione and Draco are stuck at Hogwarts for the summer with only themselves as company? This story was begun before the fith book came out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,610 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Boy Who Didn't Live by Zo the Inkblot reviews
[COMPLETE]In his last year at Hogwarts, Harry notices a girl who he always thought of as a sister, but in a much different way. And to save Ginny's life, another is sacrificed in the last battle against Voldemort. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,808 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Livin it up HAWAIIAN Style! by Clarista reviews
In this fic Sirius steals Harry from Hagrid , and takes him far away to Hawaii to live a fun life in the sun...for both of them! Harry grows up the way most kids only dream about and turns VERY KOOL...CHAPTER FOUR is finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,893 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Morning Glory by Miss Prongs reviews
After graduating from Hogwarts, Harry heads to muggle London to figure out his sexuality problem...who else would he meet but a cunning blond [Draco! Draco!] who helps persuade Harry in his decision...[HPDM slash.] Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,910 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Until the Day I Die by xxLoveBitesxx reviews
This is the story of Eveline Kutchka's sixth year at Hogwarts. She's in the same year as the Golden trio, but has been a loner. Until now, but when she decides to be noticed, is she noticed to much?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2005
PreArranged by strawberiwine3089 reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTER 33 POSTED. When Hermione learns the truth about her parents, and their deal with the Malfoys, her courage and patience is put to the ultimate test. But What she discovers will change her into someone she never dreamed of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,600 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Relationships Change by dracosgirl2515 reviews
COMPLETED! As is the SEQUEL! Ron and Hermione are dating, but something happens...who is there to comfort her? Our Slytherin badass, but he has another agenda...or does he? Rated R for language and scenes later on...this is your WaRnInG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 152,558 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Longer Just a Mudblood by dracosgirl2515 reviews
COMPLETED DrHerm This is really 20 chapters long, not one! I just entered it all. This is the first half of No Longer Just A Mudblood 2, so to continue this story find NLJAM2, then The Sequel ok? Look under 'Stories Authored' in my profile, if you can't f
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,142 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Unwilling Damsel by Joy1 reviews
(COMPLETE)Harry learns that Ginny is more than Ron's lit' sister & far more than he hoped for. If only he can get her to trust him with the painful secret she's carrying, they might turn out just fine. Snuggly & bickering HG story. There will be kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,672 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
No Longer Just a Mudblood 2 by dracosgirl2515 reviews
Second half of No Longer Just A Mudblood. HermioneDraco pairing. COMPLETEDRead the sequel after
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 100,484 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Can’t fight these feelings by ShadowWriter1960 reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione begins a relationship during her 7th year. HGSB story and relationship. If that offends you please don’t read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,031 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
All for You by Cherry-bow reviews
Ramlex. lex is very sorry, and has to show ram how much. pretty kinkeh stuff.
Tribe - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,984 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004
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Life After the Island reviews
After getting over their diffences, Hermione and Draco start a relationship. The only problem is will it last when they come back into civilization and discover new temptations?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Someone Save Us reviews
Final Chapter! Hermione and draco get stuck on an island where they must work together in order to possibly get saved. Will being around each other for so long make relationships flourish, or will it drive them insane?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,845 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.