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Joined 12-31-15, id: 7412026, Profile Updated: 10-04-17
Author has written 4 stories for RWBY, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, Re:Zero, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Fate/stay night.

So what am I doing here?

Who the fuck knows? I never did well in my English class, and I'm not the most imaginative person in the world.

But I always did like reading good stories, and after reading so many here and other sites, I figured: why the hell not? I certainly can't do worse than some of the other shitposts here.

So far I have written (and abandoned) one story for RWBY, and I'll probably never finish it. I had so many ideas and plans for it, but in the end, my motivation just left me.

I'm somewhat afraid that I will lose my motivation for Highschool DxD, especially since I'm a student and quite busy. That's why I make sure not to plan anything too elaborate. Otherwise, I'll be forced to stick to it and that kind of kills the creative process. In other words, I make it up as I go along.

Just recently, I posted a one-shot for Re:Zero, since I just fell in love with it and the idea wouldn't leave me alone. But people seem to like so maybe I'll continue it.

To be honest, I doubt I would be at all motivated if no-one paid attention to what I wrote. It just feels really nice to have someone like what I've put effort into.

Well, that's pretty much all I can say for a bio... Thanks for reading. Hope you liked my stories.

My Pet Peeves as a Fanfiction Reader:

1) I'll only say it once, it's spelled PROLOGUE, not 'Prolouge' or 'Prologe' or however you want to butcher the language. Spelling mistakes can be tolerated slightly, but not when it's the first fucking thing I see! Why don't you just cut your losses and call it Chapter 1?!

2) I get it; you hate the character. You want to bash them. I can sympathize. But if you're going to bash a character, don't do it in a way that makes your non-bashed characters look so unrealistic and idiotic that they're virtually unreadable.

3) If you want to make a smut story, make a damn smut story! I might actually enjoy it! Otherwise, don't have your characters jump into bed ...just because!

4) I have no problem with harem stories. Really I don't. But don't feed me that bullshit that everyone loves each other equally. That's stupid and idealistic and just not something people are capable of.

5) The 'Favorites' button is not to be used lightly! I like to look at other people's list of favorites as recommendations, but I just can't take someone seriously when they have over a thousand favorites. The 'Follow' button is enough!

6) This one's really stupid, but that's why it's called a pet peeve. I really hate it when people follow a work that's been explicitly marked as a 'ONE-SHOT'. For heaven's sake what more are you expecting?

7) Look, there is a line between borrowing elements of one or multiple fandoms and placing them into another, and outright smashing fandoms together. Learn the fucking difference and know when to use the Crossover label properly, you jackass!

8) If you're gonna make a character behave in an entirely different way than canon, at least give a reason why! Especially if you're gonna bash them!

9) I don't see their often, but enough that I have to write it down. If your summary says something along the lines of: Pairing Unconfirmed, then don't fucking list two characters in a pairing in the damn description.

10) This really fucking bugs me, especially but not limited to crossovers. Just because you inserted a character from another fandom, or you changed one character’s gender, does not mean that they can FIX FUCKING EVERYTHING! You can make a genuinely good story by changing sex or displacing a character, but not if you make them some omniscient and omnipotent Mary Sue, FOR NO FUCKING REASON!!!

That's all I can think of for now. But I'm sure I can come up with something else later. Feel free to copy this list and add to it if you agree.

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My Ideal Academia by Saraak reviews
As Shirou was dragged into the hole left behind by the grail, the grail itself reaches out to him, acknowledging him as the true winner of the Fifth Holy Grail war. His wish of becoming a Hero is closer to being granted than he originally thought. Now in a world where being a Hero is a feasible profession, will he become a true ally of justice?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 177,605 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 5,093 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Shirō E., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Yu T./Mount Lady
A Dose Of RWBY by Raziel12 reviews
A collection of RWBY drabbles covering different themes and styles. Chapter 147: One shot. One kill.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 119,933 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,281 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 386,748 - Reviews: 5269 - Favs: 7,193 - Follows: 7,559 - Updated: 10/1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
A Rose and a Lion by Gracques reviews
Tywin Lannister is dead. Tyrion Lannister becomes Lord of Casterly Rock and Warden of the West three years before the beginning of Season 1. A new alliance will be forged that will change the political balance of Westeros and the War of the Five Kings.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 475,283 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 8/7/2016 - [Tyrion L., Margaery T.] Jon S., Sansa S.
Code Geass: The Prepared Rebellion V2 by SeerKing reviews
Imagine if Lelouch had prepared himself both mentally and physically for his war with Britannia. Lelouch X Harem. Has a TVTropes page!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 266,348 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 4,482 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S., C.C., Kaguya S.]
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 10756 - Favs: 9,683 - Follows: 9,946 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Somebody Up There Likes Me by The Kyuubi Overload reviews
This, is the story of an adventurer named Bell Cranel. Bell isn't your normal day adventurer either, no, he is in fact, an unblessed one. No one would accept him into their familia, due to his weak looking self. Leaving Bell with one last option to secure his dreams. Watch as Bell becomes the first unblessed adventurer to enter the dungeon. Tread carefully young hero...
Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 159,591 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Bell C.
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 1,141,870 - Reviews: 6444 - Favs: 6,428 - Follows: 6,321 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
The Red Knight by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 201,919 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
A Verse of Swords and Jewels by A Dyslexic Writer reviews
The followers of R'hllor had long searched for their lord's champion, the one who would sit on the throne of swords. Well, who better than to sit on a throne of swords than a man who is made of them? Hell, he's already acquainted with the princess. To bad neither of them actually wants the throne. They just want to convince everyone to stop killing each other.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,412 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 3/9 - Shirō E., Rin T.
To Stand at the Pinnacle by Baryon Lancer reviews
#4 Miyuki is not a woman to be trifled with. She will not let slights and her fiance's desire to remain anonymous keep him out of the spotlight he richly deserves. The world will come to know the value of her Onii-sama, and she'll change the Nine Schools forever to do it. The events occur around the groups' Third Year Nine Schools Competition.
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 187,044 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Tatsuya S., Miyuki S.] Erika C., Maya Y.
A Different Turn by StoryTelleroftheMist reviews
Yukinoshita Haruno has always had what she wanted, to the point where it got boring. Seeing the unchanged dynamic of the service club, she decides to take the grand prize, our cynical loner, for herself.
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,509 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 11/3/2016 - [Hachiman H., Haruno Y.]
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 382,943 - Reviews: 5784 - Favs: 7,663 - Follows: 7,681 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
When Harry met Wednesday by Jhotenko reviews
Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 164,537 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 5,567 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Wednesday A.]
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
Heart of Glass by Arrixam reviews
Gaia had, at last, slain Alaya but has yet to achieve victory. In its last cry to save humanity, Alaya spreads its dying embers all over the globe. Emiya Shirou is one such fragment, an incarnation to Alaya's expression of Blade. But as the fires of the Fourth War wash away this aspect of humanity, what remains of Shirou? (Contains some original lore, Predator!Shirou)
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 98,576 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 10/25/2015
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 8,950 - Follows: 6,047 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7544 - Favs: 6,598 - Follows: 6,430 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A.
Unwinnable by LaughingLefou reviews
This year was going to be different. He was going to make some friends, find one (and only one!) girlfriend, become a hunter and make his parents proud! It would be easy, right? All he had worry about was Grimm, a group of psychopathic criminal masterminds, international politics and most sinister of all...his own Semblance? Avoiding a harem has never been this hard...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,803 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 3,801 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Jaune A.
Fate: Shattered Moon by Trick N. Zwei reviews
Near the conclusion of the events of Heaven's Feel, the attempted destruction of the Great Holy Grail causes an unforeseen outcome that has led Shirou, Rin, Sakura, Illya and the servant Rider to be transported to a different dimension. How will they fare in a world filled with Grimm, Dust and Hunters?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,237 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,956 - Follows: 3,525 - Updated: 3/8/2017 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Shirō E., Rin T., Illyasviel von Einzbern, Sakura M.
A Broken Wizard and a Broken Magus (Old) by Neolyph reviews
After six years of abuse with the Dursleys, Harry Potter is sent to the Matou Estate by Zelretch. There, he does his best to protect Sakura growing up and acts as Master of Rider in the Fifth Grail War. Pairing: HarryxHarem Rated M for abuse, rape, sexual content, and gore (Undergoing Rewrites. See the new story)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 222,240 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - [Harry P., Sakura M., Medusa, Medea]
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 6,735 - Follows: 7,539 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Fate: Heaven's Works by badliar 2312 reviews
Direction. A guidance given to a certain subject for it to be precise in its progress towards its objective. In the onset of the Fifth Holy Grail War, none of its participants thought that Shirou Emiya was a powerful threat. But guided by his improved distortion and trained in the arts of his personalized Gradation Air, he will become what his father had dreamed of... a hero.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 138,401 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 2,441 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Shirō E.
Catalysis by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews
Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 216,929 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Pet na Campione-sama! by Asakust reviews
What if Godou was a strange person like all the other Campiones? An AU rewrite of Campione! [Strong and Strange Godou] [Not so Canon Authorities] [Not so Canon Details] (Written in Chapter Alternating PoVs of the Female Cast)(Aiming for Cameos) [Action/Comedy/Fantasy/Friendship/Romance/Supernatural/Harem]
Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,251 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Erica B., K. Godou, Liliana K., M. Yuri
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
At a Glance by Durandall reviews
An exploration of how things might have gone if who was oblivious - and how - were changed ... just a little bit. Experimental.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,018 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 7,026 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
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Not So Ancient History reviews
After a life mixed with chaos and contentment, Shirou woke up in a new world, very similar and yet so different from his own. Now he must contend with powers far beyond his level, protecting his friends and countless innocent people from being caught up in a war beyond their wildest imaginations... Alright, maybe it wasn't so different after all...(Cover image doesn't belong to me)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,202 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 4/13
The First Flame reviews
Look, he didn't ask for this. He just wanted a date. And while it was fortunate that he saw a girl's breasts, the burning hole in his stomach wasn't really worth it. And now he had to deal with sexy girls trying to kill him, from God knows how many fantasy species. Actually God's probably clueless about that too. Immortality must have some perks... right? (Cover Image isn't mine)
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 169,840 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 7/28/2016 - H. Issei
Chaos Theory reviews
A flap of a butterfly's wings, can turn into a twister halfway around the world. This is the result of a simple story, with a tiny detail, insignificant really, added in, and the resulting ripples. The story of one Subaru Natsuki, with just one small difference. (Cover Image isn't mine)
Re:Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/29/2017 - Published: 4/29/2017
Lifeblood DISCONTINUED reviews
Hundreds of years ago, the Grimm nearly eradicated the humans and Faunus. Remnant is now a wasteland of death and destruction. Today, safe behind walls and protected by the Huntsmen, the people have been lulled into a false sense of security. But little do they of the dangers they face. The war has already begun. And only a few can avert the upcoming apocalypse.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,857 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/11/2016 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete