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Joined 01-01-16, id: 7414297, Profile Updated: 12-23-17
Author has written 16 stories for Left 4 Dead, SpongeBob SquarePants, Wrestling, Transformers, Call of Duty, and Walking Dead.

Pro wrestling fan and motorcycle enthusiast. I'm a guy wanting to write random stories. Mostly Left 4 Dead.

Height: Approximately 6'1"

Favorite wrestler: Undertaker

Favorite movie character: Indiana Jones

House: Slytherin

Weapon preference: Shotguns

Relationship status: Single

Favorite Quotes:

"You will...REST..IN...PEACE!" - Undertaker

"Ohhhhh Yeeeeessssss!" - Paul Bearer

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" - Indiana Jones

"You can breath. You can blink. You can cry. Hell. You're all gonna be doing that." - Negan. Worst. Cliffhanger. Ever.

"Buddy, if you get me out of this alive, I will deep fry you an entire Goddamn cow." - Nick

"I ever tell you 'bout the time my grandpa took me on a bus to Memphis to visit Graceland, and we..." - Ellis

"Ellis! Ellis! We don't have have time for that right now!" - Nick

"Fernando became an American the courageous way; by outrunning the speedboat." - Fernando Martinez

"Hey guys, let's play with our chest hair and eat potato chips!" - Raging Bear. Impression of a white guy.

"IT'S FUCKING RAW!" - Gordon Ramsay

"Congratulations, San Francisco! You ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians and...now YOU!" - Anger

"Overcooked on the bottom, crispy as fuck, and it looks like Gandhi's flip-flop!" - Gordon Ramsay

"Ramirez! Do that!" - Sergeant Foley.

"Uh, does anyone here speak English, or maybe even ancient Greek?" - Marcus Brody

"Jesus H. Christ! I'm on your side!" - Bill

"We named the dog, Indiana." - Henry Jones Sr.

"I drove for Hersch once. Till some guy laughed at my little brown shorts, and I beat him to death." - Francis

"He chose...poorly." - Grail Knight

"Hey, Zoey! We're passing gas!" - Francis

"Heh. Farting." - Zoey

"Lana! LANA! LAAAANNNNAAAAAAAA! (...) DANGER ZONE!" - Sterling Archer

"The dooooooog? Haha! You were named after the dog?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Sallah

"I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog." - Indiana Jones

"God! Why does he look SAD?! He's already destroyed mankind, what else could he want?!" - Stewie Griffin

"Looks like we're goin' through the Tunnel of Love, people. No hanky panky." Coach

"Dr. Jones! No time for love!" - Short Round

"I did. But he's in the hospital. He's having his...vagina cleaned or some shit." - Trevor

"You ruined that dude's face." - Omid

"He no nuts. He's crazy." - Short Round

"Man, your smell really bad. You gotta get a bath before we... (gets shot in the balls) AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF!" - Troy

"We will kill him." - Captain Price. Price is Love, Price is Life.

"Shit, I hope this didn't just turn into a snuff movie!" - Franklin

"For the Lin Kuei!" - Triborg

"We share blood. But we are not brothers." - Noob

"Vengeance will be mine!" - Scorpion

"You can't kill me." - Frank Woods

"Look, Gary! Doubloons! Don't drop 'em." - SpongeBob Squarepants. What in the actual fuck? How did this make it?

"Pick that up would ya?" - Renaldo Pinera (from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry)

"Who's Deanna?" - Abraham Ford

"Motherdick!" - Abraham (again)

"My antics are works of art!" - Hermann Fegelein

"But my Fuhrer, I object to this plan!" - Alfred Jodl

"Bringen sie mir Fegelein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!" - Adolf Hitler

"You have a vagina!" - CM Punk (WWE Live Event in Adelaide, 2011)

"I told them to hit the orange smoke." - Robert Epps

"How do you say get the fuck out of the way in Chinese?!" - Joshua Joyce

"Years from now, they're gonna ask us: "Where were you when they took over the planet?" We're just gonna say: "We just stood by and watched."" - Seymour Simmons

"All warfare is based on deception. For years, the West's hypocrisy has made the world a battlefield. The corrupt talk...while our brothers and sons spill their own blood. Deceit cuts both ways. The bigger the lie, the more likely people will believe it. And when the nation cries for vengeance, the lies spread like a wildfire. The fire builds, devouring everything in its path. Our enemies believe that they alone dictate the course of history. And all it takes is the will of a single man." - Vladimir Makarov

"Listen up! You wanna hit back? We're gonna have to wingsuit in. It's the only way to get close. I can't promise anyone a ride home, but if you're with me, the world needs you now." - William Lennox

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The Last Knight: Altered by Wacko12 reviews
Sequel to "Age of Extinction: Altered" Three years have passed since Optimus left, conflict still occurs between humans, Autobots and Decepticons. But now, a new threat approaches, and with it, secrets and revelations too. Lines will be drawn, allegiances will be shattered, and the fate of both humanity and Cybertronians will hang in the balance. Be sure to review and no flames!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,332 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8h - Published: 1/2
Light the Fuse by SpaceBounty reviews
Four years have passed since the Green Flu and people are returning to their lives, but Ellis hasn't been the same since the day they were rescued. Now he finds himself engaged to a girl who wants to help him feel whole again. However, in order to do that she's gotta find that one missing piece in his life and when she finds it there's no easy way of extinguishing a newly lit fuse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 115,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Ellis, Nick
A Little Trust, Goes A Long Way by EpsilonPax reviews
Set post Captain America: Civil War. Captain America and what's left of the team find themselves looking for cover. With their list of allies running thin, Captain Rogers turns to a General, he knows too little about, for help. How will Rogers and the others cope with this General that is more than meets the eye, especially when a Decepticon threat emerges?
Crossover - Transformers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 6/26/2017
Age of Extinction: Altered by Wacko12 reviews
A sequel to my "Dark of the Moon Altered 2" Autobots and Decepticons are now both hunted by Cemetery Wind. But as the Autobots try to regroup and escape, secrets begin to arise as both races fight for survival. Leave reviews and no flames
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,148 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Complete
The Second Great War by JSmith25 reviews
In the six years that the Autobots have been on Earth, humanity has enjoyed the most prosperous era in its history. With the Autobots, they had nothing to fear. With the Autobots, they were untouched, untroubled by anything the Universe could throw at them. But then came San Francisco. Then came the greatest threat they had ever faced. Then came the Kaiju.
Crossover - Transformers & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,905 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/23/2017 - Published: 3/24/2014
Mortal Kombat vs Marvel Universe by Snafu the Great reviews
Inspired by Mortal Kombat: Desperation. When Raiden corrupts his warriors, three of them escape, while an undead Emperor and Empress are brought back to life. Living in exile, they start anew. Years later, when Raiden tracks them down, the Exiled Kombatants join forces with each other - and with Earth's mightiest heroes - to defend their new home. Now has a TVTropes page!
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 300,251 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 1/19/2016
Angry Grandpa Reviews The Emoji Movie by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever reviews
Pickleboy dares Angry Grandpa to review one of the worst movies of 2017. What happens next will be the most unimaginable thing Pickleboy will ever witness from his Grandpa ever again. ONE-SHOT.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2017 - Angry Grandpa, KidBehindACamera/Pickleboy - Complete
Dark of the Moon Altered 2 by Wacko12 reviews
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Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,180 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Open your eyes by islandgirl33 reviews
"Open your eyes," she said. "It's going to be ok, I can help you," the blueness of her gaze dazzling the darkness all around him. Far from being the end, Daryl's story was just beginning, as he is introduced to a whole new world away from Alexandria. Sienna was mysterious, strange and beautiful, and the last thing Daryl had expected to see after running into serious trouble...
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 169,127 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 6/5/2015 - [Daryl D., OC]
Regular Show: The Great Birthday Vacation by GiovanniGo reviews
It's Rigby's birthday and Benson has got a wonderful present for him and his friends...a trip to the "Universal Studios" resort in Orlando, Florida! For 2 whole days, Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, High-Five Ghost and Pops have fun at the "Islands of Adventure" and "Universal Orlando" theme park. What kind of fun will they encounter there? Well, just read and find out for yourself!
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 153,000 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 12/16/2016 - Mordecai, Pops, Rigby, Muscle Man - Complete
Movin' in With Quagmire by Murvine Taylor reviews
After getting injured because of Peter's stupidity and not getting any care from the rest of his family, Brian moves in with Quagmire, despite them being enemies. Meanwhile, Peter gets a new hairdo and everybody thinks that he is Miley Cyrus, but Lois wants him to change his hair back.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Brian G., Lois G., Peter G., Quagmire, G. - Complete
When nothing else fits by hummergrey reviews
Autobot Twin pranks, Bumblebee vs Arcee, Decepticon drones, Annabelle trouble, and Mikeala a nurse to Simmons? Add in Sarah Lennox, Barricade wanting a sparkling and Soundwave and cassettes for more utter mayhem. Short, funny adventure stories to make you smile. Main TF Universe mixed with movie verse. Rated T for robotic swearing and explosions.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Annabelle L., Barricade, Ironhide, Arcee
The Eight by cooopercrisp reviews
Bill, Francis, Louis, and Zoey arrive on a train to a town in the southern US. Nick, Ellis, Rochelle, and Coach drive in Jimmy Gibbs Jr's stock car to that same town. When they meet, they have to learn how to get along in order to stay alive in a world where death is waiting at every turn.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Bill, Zoey, Ellis, Nick
Hunting by spookyscaryskellyton reviews
One shot. What if the Hunter killed Louis?
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Hunter
It's Hard To Survive by D-ZombieDragon reviews
The Jimmy Gibbs Jr.breaks down.After a failed attempt at getting it fixed,the group moves on towards the Bridge where the Passing takes place.That's where their lives were to change forever/Bill doesn't die,maybe ZombieEllis,Firstfanfiction no flames ples
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,733 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Ellis, Zoey
How to raise a techno organic! by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
A machine by Wheeljack has gone awry. Can Optimus, Sam, and the Autobot's handle a young Tai? Read to find out! Featuring my OC and fluffy moments!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 7/16/2014
Hunted by Westward reviews
Something was hunting Glenn in Atlanta. Something far more dangerous than a horde of Walkers.
Crossover - Left 4 Dead & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Complete
Eugene Porter: Professional Pervert by Sinematic reviews
Eugene Porter has been caught peeping for the last time! But much to the surprise and shock of the others, he confesses that he's been watching them for a much longer time than they'd ever thought.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Rick G., Daryl D., Carol, Rosita
Ellis Rides a Tank by UglyTurnip reviews
WARNING: CRUDE HUMOR. A scavenging hunt goes from weird to crazy when Ellis manages to ride a tank. One-Shot. Random. Read at your own risk.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Tank, Ellis, Nick - Complete
Family Guy: Road to North Korea by EBCrazy2 reviews
Peter had won 10 tickets to China. The Griffins had brought their friends to go to China. Of course, Mort Goldman had to come to China too. Peter accepted him reluctantly. When they're in China, Mort has crossed the bridge... and never came back. It's up to Brian & Stewie saving his back once again. COMPLETED.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Alone L4D2 by AmbidextrousSeal reviews
Nick is dying. Ellis is losing it. Rochelle and Coach aren't entirely sure they care.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Ellis, Rochelle, Coach, Nick - Complete
The Guide by New Game Plus reviews
Zoey, Bill, Francis, and Louis stumble across a survivor's guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Bill, Francis, Louis, Zoey
A Stone Cold Guy by crossover15 reviews
When Peter invites the Texas Rattlesnake to his father in law's party. But when a physical fight takes place, Carter and the family are enemy's of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Crossover - Family Guy & Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Stone Cold - Complete
Goodbye, SpongeBob by Third Kind reviews
"Mr. SquarePants, I'm sorry to tell you this, but... Your grandmother has passed away." That was the sentence that changed SpongeBob's life forever. He couldn't believe it - it had all happened too quickly, too soon. He didn't even get a chance to say goodbye to her. But it seemed that Grandma SquarePants knew that too... Darkfic. Contains character death.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - SpongeBob - Complete
Called It! by Gredd18 reviews
A one-shot about Louis and Francis joking that Bill would have shot Nick. Not much to it.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Bill, Nick - Complete
NiGHT WaTCH by twiinArmageddons reviews
[Based off of a Spongebob Episode]/Nick and Ellis are doing the night watch while Rochelle and Coach are going to sleep. Tired of Ellis' optimism, Nick decides to make up his own special infected to scare the boy. What if the signs of the Screamer began to happen to them...? [Longer summary inside.]
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
The Sound of Heaven Pulling Down by kkann reviews
"Nick? What's it like. . . dyin?" Character death, Nick & Ellis bromance. One-shot.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Left 2 Alone by TomboyWaffles reviews
Bill,Francis,Louis and Zoey meet Coach,Rochelle,Ellis and Nick. Sticking together, they were able to make it to saftey. But a deadly mistake meant leaving 2 people, a conman and a collage student, all on their own. NxZ and some other parings. R&R!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Nick, Zoey
No Time by Drama-freakz reviews
So close. Both L4D1 and L4D2 have met up and are going on their way to get away from the zombies. But there's a problem. Zoey X Ellis. Long oneshot.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Ellis, Zoey - Complete
Goodbye by Sir Demon Wolf Lord reviews
Alternate ending to the episode Gone, this is what i think would've happened if Spongebob took the news of 'No Spongebob Day' harder.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2011 - SpongeBob - Complete
Reminiscing by D-ZombieDragon reviews
Two years after the apocalypse, and Ellis is reminded of a tragedy that happened ten years earlier... / A dedication to all the victims,survivors and heroes of the 9/11 tragedy. Yes,this story is back up! No flames, please. Any flames will be ignored.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Ellis - Complete
Exchange Program by Afalstein reviews
Oneshot. There's a new Defense against the Dark Arts professor, and once again, it's not Snape. But with his teaching style, some of the students might wish he was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Gandalf - Complete
I Thought I Lost You by D-ZombieDragon reviews
Zoey goes on a supply run with Bill,Nick and Francis,and they don't come back at the time they said they would. Worried,Ellis leaves Coach,Rochelle and Louis to find them,not realizing that soon,he would be the lost one./Not a good summery, story's better
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ellis, Zoey - Complete
That's Enough! by AnimeToonz19 reviews
Based off the end of "Tieg For Two", everyone finds out the truth about Quagmires hate for Brian and decides to do something to get to the bottom of the problem. Quagmire Fans Beware! Sorry if chapters 2&3 are rants. Rated for a little language and such.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Brian G., Quagmire, G. - Complete
The Midnight Riders by LumpyChunks reviews
One year on and the world is a very different place.The Midnight Riders, forming of Coach, Nick, Ellis and Rochelle are fighting a war against the infected and opposing Clans while Bill, Francis, Louis and Zoey team up to try and rescue them.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,902 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010
The Closet by samusSMASH reviews
Ellis and Nick both thought they had died, until they woke up together in a closet.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Bill's Ultimate Adventure! by KoopaEater reviews
This old man still has to adventure. It's not over.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2010
I'll meet you there by BlackxValentine reviews
Rochelle is forced to choose between killing one of her wounded teammates or letting them die a slow death. One-Shot
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - [Nick, Rochelle] - Complete
A Hot Shower by seeing-is-believing reviews
Zoey decides to take a shower with a certain southerner. Rated M for strong lemon and a little bit of language but not too much . Oneshot. Enjoy and please review! Ellis x Zoey
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Ellis, Zoey - Complete
Mercy Killing by BlackxValentine reviews
Nick, Rochelle, Ellis and Coach find the bodies of a family. Affecting one of the survivors in a way no one expected.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - [Rochelle, Nick] Ellis, Coach - Complete
The Bridge by MegaBob OdHedgehog II reviews
Taking from Rochelle's point of view, it's been a long journey, all they had to do was cross the Infected filled bridge. What was going through Rochelle's mind during the final stretch? warning - Character Death
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Rochelle - Complete
Tripping by Gawd Complex reviews
This is why some people should not be allowed near impound lots during the zombie apocalypse.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Ellis, Rochelle, Coach, Nick - Complete
The Passing by MrShorty reviews
New and improved! Inspired by the announced downloadable comapign from valve. The survivors of L4D1 meet the survivors of L4D2, will everyone survive? Only time will tell!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Ellis, Zoey
Run by iGloomy reviews
Francis said he'd be back by now. Zoey's not in the mood to wait around for him. Warning: Character death.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
Andy by Cartoonheart reviews
I just wanted to feel good before I went to sleep. Oneshot. For my own enjoyment, mainly.
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
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Duty Or Death: Undead Warfare reviews
In just one week, the entire world had been completely ravaged by the Green Flu. And the only question left was: "Now what?" The eight Left 4 Dead survivors form an alliance with the remnants of the United States military, along with the international Task Force 141, to fight for survival in a world ruled by the living dead. "When the world dies, it's time to do your duty."
Crossover - Call of Duty & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Sgt. Foley, Cpl. Dunn, Gen. Shepherd, Bill
Lookin' For Love This Christmas
The survivors discover that Francis has a profile on the dating site, "OkCupid", where they find out that he wants "somebody to love" during the holiday season.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Francis, Louis - Complete
The Graveyard Shift
Ellis and Nick work the night shift at a local store. Nick tells his friend, colleague, and former apocalypse teammate a horror story in order to scare the young man. But what happens when the nightmare he described starts to come true? Obvious parody of the SpongeBob episode, "Graveyard Shift", of which this story shares the title. Includes special cameos. Starring Ellis and Nick.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2017 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
Wheeljack Watching reviews
Wheeljack discovers how humans reproduce...as well as masturbation.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Ratchet, Jetfire, Que/Wheeljack - Complete
Left 4 Disneyland: Lockdown reviews
The survivors once again visit Disneyland for the first time since the apocalypse. However, their fun time is interrupted when the park is put on lockdown. A week later, the guests have turned feral and four armies led by Louis, Rochelle, Francis and Coach are formed. Zoey and Ellis look for the cause. Sequel to Left 4 Disneyland. Based on the American Dad episode, "Familyland".
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 4/12/2017 - Complete
The Untold Stories of the Green Flu reviews
The Green Flu has now spread across the world and the Western United States. Morgan, a street-smart girl, Stevie, a witty, talkative geek, Jason, a brawny, burly, no-nonsense soldier, and Drake, a shady, brooding and an aggressive rapper, find themselves surviving for their lives as the infection hits California. Story's not too long. It's like a TV episode. Includes new weapons.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 7/30/2016
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That reviews
Fed up with Ellis' constant storytelling, Nick finally decides to admit what he really thinks of Ellis' stories. Includes some language. And a musical number by Nick! Parody of the "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That" YouTube video.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Ellis, Nick
Take It All reviews
When the Left 4 Dead crew find themselves in Negan's clutches, they learn that one of them will have to "take it all". A what-if scenario in which the L4D gang take the places of Rick and his crew as one of them gets "Lucilled". Also includes "The Untold Stories" survivors. Rated T for Negan's mouth, violence and character death. Inspired by the song, "Take It All" by Ruelle.
Crossover - Left 4 Dead & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Bill, Zoey, Ellis, Negan - Complete
The Survivors React to the Streak Ending reviews
The survivors are among the 75,000 WWE fans shocked at WrestleMania XXX when the Undertaker's legendary WrestleMania winning streak comes to an end.
Crossover - Wrestling & Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2016 - The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar, Francis, Nick - Complete
Until We Meet Again reviews
One week after Nick's death, the remaining three survivors mourn over their deceased friend and are forced to continue to the Florida Keys without him. Ellis is hit hard the most and struggles with depression. But one night, he gets an unexpected surprise. Follows The Passing: Traded Places canon. Two-part story.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Ellis, Nick - Complete
The Passing: Traded Places reviews
What if the survivors switched places in the Passing? Inspired by the Archive of Our Own story of the same thing. But this is my version of it. The original version belongs to DarkNasa. You can find him in that same site.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 1/15/2016
Left 4 Hangover reviews
Ellis and Zoey are to get married, and everyone gathers together in the Philippines for the wedding. Unfortunately, Ellis, Nick, and Francis find themselves in a tough situation and have to hurry before the wedding gets cancelled. Based on the second Hangover film with a similar story.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Francis, Ellis, Nick, OC - Complete
Left 4 Disneyland reviews
Our zombie-slaying heroes find themselves in the great city of Anaheim, California. And you know what's there. Disneyland! The survivors fight for their lives in what was once the Happiest Place on Earth, which is now overrun by the Infected. But at the same time, they're in for an adventure of a lifetime. Includes fun riding moments, special crescendos, and surprise appearances.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Complete
A Pal For Gary: Alternate Ending reviews
You saw how ungrateful and incredibly stupid SpongeBob was in the original episode. This is what should've happened. It's very short, though.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2016 - SpongeBob, Gary - Complete
Gone: Alternate Ending reviews
I didn't like how SpongeBob easily forgave his friends in Gone. This is what I think should've happened. SpongeBob and Sandy friendship.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2016 - SpongeBob, Sandy - Complete
The Sacrifice: Chapter Two reviews
When Ellis takes a heavy hit, and a horde is hot on the survivors' heels, Nick wants to do the right thing. This is my first fic. No flames allowed. Rated T for character death.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Nick - Complete