Author has written 16 stories for Left 4 Dead, SpongeBob SquarePants, Wrestling, Transformers, Call of Duty, and Walking Dead.
Pro wrestling fan and motorcycle enthusiast. I'm a guy wanting to write random stories. Mostly Left 4 Dead.
Height: Approximately 6'1"
Favorite wrestler: Undertaker
Favorite movie character: Indiana Jones
Weapon preference: Shotguns
Relationship status: Single
"You will...REST..IN...PEACE!" - Undertaker
"Ohhhhh Yeeeeessssss!" - Paul Bearer
"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" - Indiana Jones
"You can breath. You can blink. You can cry. Hell. You're all gonna be doing that." - Negan. Worst. Cliffhanger. Ever.
"Buddy, if you get me out of this alive, I will deep fry you an entire Goddamn cow." - Nick
"I ever tell you 'bout the time my grandpa took me on a bus to Memphis to visit Graceland, and we..." - Ellis
"Ellis! Ellis! We don't have have time for that right now!" - Nick
"Fernando became an American the courageous way; by outrunning the speedboat." - Fernando Martinez
"Hey guys, let's play with our chest hair and eat potato chips!" - Raging Bear. Impression of a white guy.
"IT'S FUCKING RAW!" - Gordon Ramsay
"Congratulations, San Francisco! You ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians and...now YOU!" - Anger
"Overcooked on the bottom, crispy as fuck, and it looks like Gandhi's flip-flop!" - Gordon Ramsay
"Ramirez! Do that!" - Sergeant Foley.
"Uh, does anyone here speak English, or maybe even ancient Greek?" - Marcus Brody
"Jesus H. Christ! I'm on your side!" - Bill
"We named the dog, Indiana." - Henry Jones Sr.
"I drove for Hersch once. Till some guy laughed at my little brown shorts, and I beat him to death." - Francis
"He chose...poorly." - Grail Knight
"Hey, Zoey! We're passing gas!" - Francis
"Heh. Farting." - Zoey
"Lana! LANA! LAAAANNNNAAAAAAAA! (...) DANGER ZONE!" - Sterling Archer
"The dooooooog? Haha! You were named after the dog?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Sallah
"I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog." - Indiana Jones
"God! Why does he look SAD?! He's already destroyed mankind, what else could he want?!" - Stewie Griffin
"Looks like we're goin' through the Tunnel of Love, people. No hanky panky." Coach
"Dr. Jones! No time for love!" - Short Round
"I did. But he's in the hospital. He's having his...vagina cleaned or some shit." - Trevor
"You ruined that dude's face." - Omid
"He no nuts. He's crazy." - Short Round
"Man, your smell really bad. You gotta get a bath before we... (gets shot in the balls) AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF!" - Troy
"We will kill him." - Captain Price. Price is Love, Price is Life.
"Shit, I hope this didn't just turn into a snuff movie!" - Franklin
"For the Lin Kuei!" - Triborg
"We share blood. But we are not brothers." - Noob
"Vengeance will be mine!" - Scorpion
"You can't kill me." - Frank Woods
"Look, Gary! Doubloons! Don't drop 'em." - SpongeBob Squarepants. What in the actual fuck? How did this make it?
"Pick that up would ya?" - Renaldo Pinera (from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry)
"Who's Deanna?" - Abraham Ford
"Motherdick!" - Abraham (again)
"My antics are works of art!" - Hermann Fegelein
"But my Fuhrer, I object to this plan!" - Alfred Jodl
"Bringen sie mir Fegelein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!" - Adolf Hitler
"You have a vagina!" - CM Punk (WWE Live Event in Adelaide, 2011)
"I told them to hit the orange smoke." - Robert Epps
"How do you say get the fuck out of the way in Chinese?!" - Joshua Joyce
"Years from now, they're gonna ask us: "Where were you when they took over the planet?" We're just gonna say: "We just stood by and watched."" - Seymour Simmons
"All warfare is based on deception. For years, the West's hypocrisy has made the world a battlefield. The corrupt talk...while our brothers and sons spill their own blood. Deceit cuts both ways. The bigger the lie, the more likely people will believe it. And when the nation cries for vengeance, the lies spread like a wildfire. The fire builds, devouring everything in its path. Our enemies believe that they alone dictate the course of history. And all it takes is the will of a single man." - Vladimir Makarov
"Listen up! You wanna hit back? We're gonna have to wingsuit in. It's the only way to get close. I can't promise anyone a ride home, but if you're with me, the world needs you now." - William Lennox