![]() Author has written 3 stories for Danny Phantom, Harry Potter, and Naruto. They Hurt Her About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart I didn't write it, but when I saw it on somebody else's profile, it touched my heart, so I had to repost. I hope you can repost as well. I am the girl ... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, Unknown by You, QueenofHearts7378, percabethstarcoDannyandSam, The black man then sat back down and the white man A white man said "colored people are not allowed here". And if you can't stand you people try to make years of racism better by saying African American instead of black. The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Jidt, Horseluvr14, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon,Timmylover,Silent Phantom gal, Clockwork's Apprentice, QueenofHearts7378, percabethstarcoDannyandSam, NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself! NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN! NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me! No stupid questions Mr. Lancer: Now before I continue are there any questions? And remember, there are no stupid questions! Danny: If the police caught a mime, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent? Sam: What if there were no hypothetical questions? Tucker: Is there another word for synonym? Dash: What was the best thing before sliced bread? Paulina: Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it? Kwan: If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? Star: Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines? Valerie: Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them? WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOUR STILL INSANE At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!!" 5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN. FINE:This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up. NOTHING:Means something and you need to be worried. GO AHEAD:This is a dare, not permission, do not do it. WHATEVER:A woman's way of saying screw you. THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake. BONUS WORD-WOW!: This is not a compliment. She's amazed that one person could be so stupid. When you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: 10% say 'Who is it?' 64% look through the peep hole. 25% Open the door. 1% Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder. So which one are you? 10% defiantly .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. .:WATER:. .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone. .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. I'm air and darkness. The 6 truths of life... 1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. You just tried to do the above. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot. 5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. How to Know if You're Addicted to Fan fiction (Better than drugs or alcohol! ;D) 11. You check your profile every ten minutes. 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." 9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? 8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. 4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny. 3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context. 2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this onto your profile! :) female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: If your parents hadn't met I'd be a very unhappy man right now Woman: If your parents hadn't met I wouldn't be wasting my time Man: Are you Jamaican cause you're Jamaican me crazy Woman: No I'm Finnish Finnish with this conversation I refuse to sink Bad day? I understand. Breathe, just breathe. It's gonna be okay. I know right now it seems like it won't be, but I promise you, it will. Five, ten years from now, you'll be able to look back at this and say, 'That made me so much stronger. That made me the person I am today.' Are you still breathing? Good. No, no, don't close your eyes. Not yet, at least. Keep reading. You're not alone. I know you think you are, but you're not. I'm here, right? Well, I might not be sitting right next to you, I might not be holding your hand, but I'm there. Do you feel me? I'm hugging you. I'm telling you that you are beautiful. You are wonderful. You are incredible. You are. I know, I understand. It feels like the walls are closing in on you. Like you can't quite catch your breath. Do you know what that feeling is? That's you. You're fighting. You're swinging. You're throwing punches, kicks, elbows, knees, whatever it takes. Do you know what that makes you? Alive. You're alive. What more could anyone ever ask for? I've said it before, I'll say it again. Everyone dies. Not everyone lives. Now, I'm about to tell you to do something, and I want you to humor me. Come on, I don't care who you think is watching you. I promise you, they're not. Please? I know you've probably heard this before, but I want you to read what I am about to write. Really read it. Don't let it just sit in front of you like a dead animal. Give it life, let it breathe. Take your right hand. Put in over your heart. Now, hold on. Sit very still. Do you feel that? It's this rhythmic, steady beating. A thumping. Do you know what that is? That's a purpose. Are you still breathing? Good. Don't stop. Just breathe. Just breathe. Just breathe. You can close your eyes now. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.(Sorry to those who had to read that...I didnt want to have to meet that girl...) 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika, Arya-Svit-Kona1, InheritanceArtist(it happens daily ;), Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121,Fire1997, percabethstarcoDannyandSam Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile. 95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breath. If you are part of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes |