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Joined 01-18-05, id: 741611
Author has written 2 stories for Gilmore Girls, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

My definition of wierd is a book without the last page. It leaves you wondering what the ending is and you dwell on it until it drives you mad and you create an ending for yourself. Strange, isn't it? And if you aren't one of those people and you are a comeplete ditz who has an IQ of about six then the definition of wierd is potato chips. Think about it.

I like movies. They're much better than telivision shows because it's just one story and you don't have to keep up with it every monday night at 8:00 p.m.

Favorite movie: POTC, LOTR, Secret Window, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Slap Her She's French, Troy, Mary Poppins, Once Upon a time in Mexico, The Green Mile, Bend it like Beckham, Remember the Titans, Little Secrets, Welcome to Mooseport, Signs, Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood, Napoleon Dynamite

Favorite book: Dreamland, Walk Two Moons, Holes, The Princess Diaries Series, All American Girl, Island of the Blue Dolphins, Treasure Island, Hawksong, Snakecharm

Favorite actor: Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Johnny Depp, Jake Epstein, Mel Gibson
Favorite actress: Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway, Liv Tyler, Alexis Bledel, Jennifer Aniston

Favorite person: Gee... That's a tough one... I guess I would have to say myself since that's the person I trust the most.

Favorite quotes:

"I caught you a delicious bass."-Napoleon Dynamite

"I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do."-Johnny Depp

"When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."-Johnny Depp

"With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying."-Johnny Depp

"I'm ready!"-Spongebob Squarepants

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Got that?"-Coach Berlin

"Chicks only dig guys with sweet skills."-Napoleon Dynamite

(on the way to algebra my friend said this)
"(Mrs. Reynolds runs by)I JUST WANNA SLAP HER!"-Jessa Rexroad

"Me? I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to look after because you can never predict when they are about to do something incredibly stupid."-Captain Jack Sparrow(POTC)

"Bummer, Ted."-Mort Rainey(Secret Window)

"'I know I can do it,' Todd Downey said, helping himself to another ear of corn from the steaming bowl. 'I'm sure that in time, every bit of her will be gone and her death will be a mystery... even to me.'"-Mort Rainey(Secret Window)

I want to be an actress. I don't want to be famous. But you will see me on the big screen, no doubt. For now I'll just star in all the dumb movies me, my brother and my sister make with random people. COMING SOON: Insane Protection 2 as well as another Newman movie.

www.zachweb.net is my brother's website.

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Turn My Way by Problem Child1 reviews
She laughed.“And here I was expecting something romantic.” “Love, are you insinuating that what I just said was not, in fact, romantic enough for you? That was plenty romantic. FinnRory
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,060 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Rory G., Finn - Complete
A Simple Pirate Poem by PrincessBitterheart reviews
As the title suggests, a simply poem about pirates. I got bored and inspired by other's who wrote uber fawesome poetry, so I attempted some. Woo.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005
A Letter from the Cupboard by Doneril reviews
After the war, Harry writes a letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
The Melody of the Seas by Escachick357 reviews
A slave girl, bought by Zoro, joins the Straw Hat Pirates as the new musician, but is there more to this girl's past, present, and future that could destroy the Straw Hat Pirates rather than help them?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,477 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
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Back to the Caribbean reviews
Elizabeth and Will's happy life is interupted when Jack Sparrow finds out about their child and comes to Port Royal for a little visit... A relative of Barbossa wants vengeance and sees the perfect chance... NEW CHAPTER: NO MERCY
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,571 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005
A Letter for the Bride reviews
Lorlai writes a short letter to Rory the day before her wedding. It's very short and I apologize but, hey? What can you expect from Lorlai Gilmore?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2005