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Author has written 9 stories for Sukisho, Naruto, Digimon, Anime X-overs, and Harry Potter.
may i suggest some of my favorite stories
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2861618/1/ this is naruto fanfiction that I really love u should check it out
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2875495/1/this is another naruto fic that I'm in love with both by my favorite author Blue-Genjutsu _ give them the props they deserve
I 'd just like to say that I will soon be starting back on my other fics for those who care which is probably none.
My favorite author on the site is hands down blue-genjutsu if you wanna see some of her totally awesome stories here is a link
Now then more abour me!
Age: 21 lol!
Lol its been forever since I updated this...Honestly not even sure what to put here anymore. I still love fanfiction, currently most of my works are on hold and under construction. But I am still writing and havent given up on any of them. But one particular is consuming my attention at the moment and I dont get much time to write anymore.
blah blah you get the point next
Daiori (i just think its cute lol)
Taito or Yamachi
I think that's it
GaaNaru or NaruGaa depending on how well it's written
I think there are more but Im too lazy to list them all.
That all all I'm doing for now. I havent updated this profile for a while so I thought you guys would want to know more about other than the fact that I have a sister lol. Ja Ne for now:)
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that wasstopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
See if you ca read this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy ,it deosnt mttaer in wah oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteers be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseaee the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef. but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was iprmorantt tahts so cool: Copy this on your profile if you can read this.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile. (chooooooooocccooooooooooolaaaaaaaaaaate-yum!!)
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Can someone say HP fafiction?)
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
Put this in your profile if you didn't know theAlphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX. SakuraUmeTheDeadSheNinja, Sabaku no Kurai, MutantPaperClipWarrior,number1sasunaruffan, TheSkysCloud, HPDMsasunaru, Cool-Hanyou
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made my dad so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all
Or else I'm locked up, all day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is all dark, my folk aren’t at home
When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.
I just heard a car, my daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I press myself against the wall.
I try to hide, from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me
And yells at more, I finally get free
And run to the door.
He's already locked it, and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall
I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken
And my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!" I scream, but it’s now much to late
His face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain, again and again
O please God have mercy, O please let it end!
And he finally stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless.
Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany
I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me
And you can help, sickness me top the soul,
If you read this and don't pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be
one heartless person, to not be effected
By this Poem, and because you are effected
Do something about it! Si I'll ask you to do, is pass it on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
Put this on your
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?
A few random quotes to think about...
"If at first you don't succeed...destroy all the evidence that you tried"- ?
"I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way.which is really the WRONG way, only faster"- ?
"I have not failed! I have just found 10,000 ways that doesn't work."-Thomas Edison
'What's the point of fanfiction if you can't screw around with a few things?!' - Phoenix Soar, on how gender-bending is totally acceptable (also proves how MPREG is acceptable- DMHPsasunaru (and dont forget yaoi and or slash pairings!-Coolhanyou))
Cool-Hanyou always says:
Dont get mad, get pissed!
Who needs marijuana when you have life! (Think about that!)
A healthy helping of glitter always makes your poop sparkly!
Dont suffer from insanity, enjoy it!
Always do what makes you happy, and bitch slaps anyone who gets in the way of that!
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