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Joined 01-19-05, id: 742058
Author has written 7 stories for Beyblade, and Naruto.

Allrighty then... What to say about me... It's hard to choose just one verb, I'm cunning, courageous, intelligent, sassy, humourous, gorgeous (no seriously I am)...Talk about concieted. OUCH! Where was I... I'm B-E-A-Utiful-y fantastic. How am I feeling at the moment, I'm SUPER FANTASTIC, thanks for asking. Okay, down to business.

In truth, I am not the only author, my siblings and I join our humour and crazy creativeness (Is that a word, creativeness... it is now) into awesome, funny, kick arse stories, or fan fic's what evs. In the long run I do the all the typing and putting the whole thing together. They mostly just pitch in ideas and read over my shoulder.

So as we get down into formalities... that's the word right? Meh! My names Jack, sibling number one's name is Rini, and sibling number three... man who cares. Is that really his name... well no, no it's not but I don't like him right now. Why? You ask... sibling number one or RINI what evs. Well it's because I don't like him right now.

Rini: That doesn't answer my question.

Jack: What evs (Rini slaps head in frustration)


Rini: Anyways is not a word Jack, in no way would anyway have an s on the end of it... That's just dumb. (Jack turns head and looks at Rini, slyly)

Jack: Your dumb...anyways (Rini rolls eyes)

What else does a profile consist of. Lets see... What is my last name? Hmm? (Shrugs) Who cares! My birthday... Well I can't say it was a happy day... the day ceaser was stabbed. I gues thats pretty cool. March 15th Baby! Ah yeah! I'm 17 now cha cha's.

Jack: Rini... how old are you? Now? Your birthdays like near Christmas. You were like twelve for five years.

Rini: I'm fourteen

Jack: Your still twelve to me.

So... the other one,

Rini: The one you hate right now...

Jack: Yes, what is he... like five.

Rini: He's eleven.

Jack: Sure... sure he is. That's what he wants us to think. He better bring me back some crunch bars. (Rini rolls eyes)

Kay... what next? Oh right what country do I live in? Let's see eh? That would be CANADA EH! I never noticed that we Canadians really do say eh all the freakin time. But what ev's What state/province do I live in? Well obviously it's not a state. I remember this one time. An American was visiting and he asked me, how many states you guys have? We have 52 states in AMERICA. I was like ah yeah, well we got 57... beat that bitches. States? what ev's. No seriously... I live in ONTARIO. "Ontario a place to grow, a place you know and love. " Stupid commercials. Like people wanna come to Canada, Ontario of all places. people from Ontario wanna get the hell out. That's why they go to B.C. it's on the other side of the freakin country.

My religion... no comment.

My hero's... well, Rini likes Batman, and Spiderman, I've gotta go with Dora the Explorer. Come on, her and that back pack... teaching me spanish and what not. That's what got me through Spanash class. I was like "yah I watched Dora the other day... and I learned this new word. They were like, what was it? I'm like Ola... wanna know what that means... hello. Obviously." Yah good times, good times.

Jack: Hey Jon's back...

Rini: The one you were hating!

Jack: Yah but I don't hate him anymore... he brought back crunch bars. Yay (Jumps up and grabs chocolate out of Jon's hands) Yummy!

Mmm! CRUNCH Good chocolate.

Okay... What are my interests? Um. I like Crunch. I like chocolate milk, I like cereal and chocolate milk. I like sports. Soccer. It's World Cup season. Go Brazil, Portugal, and my home England. I like TCBY frozen yogurt. It's good. I like anime, and reading stuff. Stuff is good.

Jack: Jon, go get me a pop

Jon: No!

Rini: Go get my bag so I can see if my wallets in it.

Jon: No I'm not your slave! (Rini back hands him across the head)

Jack: Jon, go get me a pop! That would be nice.

Jon: No please just stop.

Jack: Pop, I wanna pop.

Jon: Shut up!

Jack: I'm thirsty, Jon, go get me a pop... pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!

Jon: NO... just continue.

Jack: Rini go get me a pop. (Jon falls on floor laughing, Rini laughs at how stupid Jack is while Jon pulls himself back up onto the chair.)

Jon: Just go

Jack: But I wanna pop.

Rini: Shut up about the pop allready, no ones going to go get it for you. (Jack gets up in defeat and gets a pop)

Jack: Fine! You both can go to hell.

Jon:See you there!(jack goes down stairs and rini and jon wait...and wait...and jon says)

Jon:Shut up! Jack's back!

Okay where was I... What are my expertise? Hmm... there are so many...

Rini: Your an expert at being dumb. (Jack pushes Rini off chair, and Jon laughs at her. Rini than punches him in the face and Jon flips her the finger. In the mean time Jack watches and drinks pop.)

What are my favourite shows... Rini has too many... she's stupid.

Jon: and a loser. (Rini doesn't no what to say)

Rini: Oh yah, well I don't care. Being a nerd is cool (Jack raises eyebrows and nods head trying not to laugh)

Jack: Right... well...

Rini: What are your favourite shows Jack?

Jon:What about me, don't I get to say what my favourite shows are?

Rini: No, nobody cares about you! (Jon punches Rini in arm) Ow... that's gunna bruse.

Okay my favourite shows... Lost with Jack because he's cool, 24 with Jack, because he's cool.

Rini: Your only saying those shows because the main characters name is Jack.

Jack: Oh Come on... Jack's pretty cool.

Rini: Yah, but not the one I see before me.

Jack: Ouch! (Jon grabs the keyboard)

Jon's, that's me... favourite shows... I like Lost, Dragon Ball Z, good times, good times, Family Guy, Family Guy. (Jack tries to get keyboard back, Jon flicks Jack, Jack falls to floor.) I learned super flickin powers from Vageta from Dragon Ball Z, good times, good times. I like Fire, explosions, I like guns. Jonny like boom. (Jack tackles Jon to the ground, Rini laughs and takes the keyboard)

Now that the more sensible one has control (Rini looks to her left and sees Jack and Jon rolling around in pain) I would like to talk about the shows I like... Naruto, bleach, fullmetal alchemist, azumanga daioh, school rumble, yakitate japan, cowboy bebop, samurai champloo, paradise kiss, chobits, ranma 1/2, kenshin, DNAngel, FLCL, wolfs rain, card captors, sailor moon, dragonball, dragonball z, Digicharot, digimon, pokemon, Escaflowne, gundam wing, eureka seven, fruits baskets, gravitation, one piece, prince of tennis, saiyuki, tsubasa, whistle, trigun, hellsing, and full metal panic oh and viewtiful joe... House and 24. (Jon wins, and pushes Rini out of the way)

Wow that's a lot... I like those too. It says Dragon Ball Z... good times, good times. (Jack eventually gets up and shoves Jon off the chair, taking over the keyboard)

Sorry about that folks, where was I... places to see before I die...

Jon: Before we die. (Jack looks behind back at Jon, and shakes head)

Like I was saying before I die... The Carribean, Australia, Africa, The Pryramids, Jon would like to go to Narnia, and maybe see the North Pole, He'd like to hunt those goat bastards like Mr. Tumnus. What ev's man. Right...My favourite music, Rock, all rock, all the time, Rini likes light metal, or metal (Jack looks over at her and shakes head) Sorry soul. Aerosmith rocks. Rock on. Jon likes... ACDC got to love THE AC DC. Thunderstruck. Rini's an ass.

Jon: I know.

Rini: My god!

Jack: I know... such a big one.

You got to love Disney man... Who could hate disney. I watched a movie in Media, It was all about hating Disney who could Hate Disney man? Come on. You gotta love that mouse man. So down to business, our Fan Fic's...

The World of Naruto - the one you have all come to read and love. We sure love writing it. Events to come... Kankuro's pool party, Kankuro's messed up dream. Shikamaru gets jelous. Orochi and Zabuza... what the hell? Lee gets closer to Sasuke... Oh my gosh Spoilers.

Oh and the other ones... what ev's who cares.

Read and Review mates. Thanks,

Peace Out!

Jon: Good times.

Jack and Rini: SHUT UP!

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Resident Evil: Super Quest by kamesen reviews
The cast of the RE games are in a race against time to buy the new 'Resident Evil 5' game first! Rated T for slapstick violence, occasional foul language, and bizarre sexual innuendos, especially Sherry's closet pervertedness. Dedicated to Wesker Chick.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,185 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 10/16/2005
Twilight by ShullieQ reviews
Itachi and Deidara are from two separate worlds of the same city, going to the same highschool. Opposites Attract? ItaxDei ItaDei Warnings: AU, Yaoi, Child abuse, drug use, alcohol, prostitution PS. you know my summaries suck, just R&R please Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,306 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Blood of the Cherry Blossom by AnimeManga Fanatic reviews
She been broken. Her life changes when the Akatsuki take her hostage. However, perhaps fate wanted them together, drawing them together. Pairing: ItaSaku, slight SakuSasu. This is about Sakura's life once she becomes Anbu and Naruto returns with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 158,129 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Slayerfest by glorybrightone reviews
Naruto is called to be a vampire slayer, Sasuke is a vampire that falls in love with him. What will happen? Sasunaru Yaoi reviewer praise:Naruto the Vampire Slayer? I got to admit, I thought it would be horrible, but I was happily surprised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,256 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Hidden Village of Troy by animal.cracker.assassinator reviews
The Naruto version of the movie Troy, with a twist. Sakura and Neji are married, so what happens when Sasuke and Itachi, prices of the Hidden Village of Troy, come for a visit? SakuxNeji, SakuxSasu, SakuxItachi, Sakux?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,094 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Once Upon A Love Affair by Itachilova101 reviews
Sakura and Sasuke are not what you would call The perfect couple. Sasuke constantly feels like he must compete with his brother for everything and his wife is not an exception. ItaSakuSasu Major OOCness for Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,288 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke its your fault by deadanimals reviews
naru see sasu having sex,is hurt bc hes in love with he gose partying and cant remeber what happened.he finds out that he had sex with the guy that sasu in loves with and gang leader Kyuubi.what will happened if sasuke start to hate him more then B
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Restless by Jelp reviews
Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,008 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Friends by Never.To.Late reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is a popular kid. He loves to talk on AIM but when a stranger named Crimsonprince messages him he begins to fall in love with this person but just who is it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,117 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dealing with Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
I need to return to my family home...a date is mandatory. You will pretend to be my boyfriend…for a month. After that I’ll set you free. Naruto looked at the dark eyed slave.But what happens when they fall in love? NaruSasu, SasuNaru, Yaoi. LEMONY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,074 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Switch? by Ice Everlasting reviews
What happens when Gaara switches bodies with Sakura?all Naruto's FAULT,now they must live in each other for a week.Sakura is now cold and this just gets the attention of a certain boy named Sasuke GaaSaku?-BEING EDITED-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,257 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Fallen Cherry Blossoms by D1G1T4L darkness reviews
Sakura is devastated after hearing Sasuke's true feelings on their relationship. She runs and gets captured. The person she expects to save her, doesn't turn out to be who she realized. Itachi x Sakura [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,322 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wasurenai na Ai by windborne reviews
When Sakura injures Kisame, she is required to serve in Akatsuki in his place, with his partner. Sparks are flying fast and thick... [ItaSaku].
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,487 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Goodnight Kiss by idkwhatthisevenis reviews
Sasuke wakes up in the middle of the night for a drink, and drags his nii san along! Minor ItaSasu and Uchihacest, nothing graphic just pure, innocent fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Sea, Sand, and Shinobi by chibi-kyuubi reviews
It all begins when Jiraya asks Naruto to join him and Tsunade for a trip to the beach. Something happens, and then suddenly everyone is on the trip as well. There are too many pairings to mention so just read it to find out. Chapter 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,016 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Pretenders by ms007 reviews
Hiruma and Mamori are supposed to collect data on the opponent team. But what does this got to do with a date? And pretending? HiruMamo.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Switch by Happytoenail reviews
Hinata and Temari are friends and they get bored and decide to switch siblings for two weeks. Hinata and Kankuro live in this cabin by a river while Temari, Gaara, and Neji stay in Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro's house. Rated M for language, but not too sugg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,157 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Temari, Hinata H.
ATSUI! Hot Spring Shinobi by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Team 7 gets invited to a hot spring resort and they get to bring whoever they want. Kakashi disappears to ask That's a secret. Naruto invites the Sand Siblings? Who else will get invited and what will happen? Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,240 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
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Sunday Bloody Sunday reviews
What would you do if you found out your parents don't love you? And all you were to them was a way to make money, a sort of business if you may. Read about Sakura,Itachi, and Lee struggle for freedom. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Caught Fire reviews
With no one who truly understands him, Itachi will do anything just to feel alive. Bored, and depressed, Deidara just wants to die. Both find ways to fill this void, through drugs, alcohol, and sex. Until an unlikely meeting,that brings them together. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,185 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
The World of Naruto reviews
chapter 33 up, It's the quirky, random, and lovable world of Naruto. Sasuke s is as weird as ever, Kankuro is still drooling over Nicole, Kisame is still dumb, Itachi is still in a mood, and Lee is still as gay as ever. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,075 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Mobster reviews
R&R I remember the day I broke the strongest bond I ever made, gave away all my family secrets, and turned into what the guys in the family calls a ‘rat’. Mobsters don’t like traitors, but it was the biggest and most important decision I ever made.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Smother Me reviews
R&R Meet Itachi, the son of a mighty lord, wants nothing more than to be free of his duties. Temari, Itachi's forbidden lover. Sakura, the girl who would kill to have Itachi as her own. Naruto, who hates Itachi, and would kill to have Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Itachi U., Temari
You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet reviews
An anime crossover... No one's more emo than Sasuke, but Edward thinks so. There's no one more perverted than Kankuro, but maybe Miroku, and there's no one tougher than Itachi and Kisame... unless you can consider Team Rocket a gang...R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2006
The Random Fan Fic Of Doom reviews
It all starts as a meeting when Tyson kills Max for being annoying,Mariah gets pushed off a cliff, and it gets even more crazy later on! Pure humur don't hate me for this
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005
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