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I am a questioning 21-year-old woman, in the fact that I don't know if I'm pansexual or Bisexual . I am also contemplating being insane...and having a ton of fun doing it! Also I was “The Crazed Crow”!
FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!
The Rules of Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms are "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
31) If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin
32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
34) I will not call the Weasely twins, "bookends"
35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronus
37) I will not lick Trevor
38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"
39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
45) I am not to spike the Slytherin house cup with polyjuice potion mixed with cat fur.
95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this in your sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!
EXCUSES FOR BEING LATE:
I got lost on the road of life.
On my way here a black cat appeared in front of me, so I had to take a long way around.
I had a meeting with fate.
I stopped by a Chinese restaurant to get some take out, once there I had a fortune cookie, it told me to be late.
An old lady asked me for directions on my way here.
I had to help an old lady take her groceries home and after that, she insisted I stay for tea and cookies.
My favorite author was in town, I just had to stop by to get an autograph.
I got arrested on accident on my way here and it took a while to clear my name.
My alarm clock got stolen
Sorry I'm late but I had to get coffee first, you wouldn't believe the long line at (insert place you get coffee at).
I had a job interview which took longer than expected.
I locked myself in the house by accident, had to call someone to get me out.
I had to help an old lady carry her shopping bags to her home. I put them in her kitchen and she insisted I stay for coffee and homemade pie, It would've been rude to say no.
My fortune-teller told me I would meet a horrible fate if I were to leave early.
Things to do in a shop when you are bored.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MM's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdrawal copy this into your profile!
If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, CP this into your profile.
All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-sob-
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile
Polite way to tell someone to go to hell, fuck themselves or tell you to want to hurt them:
-One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls, repeatedly. = I want to hit your face with a brick, repeatedly.
-You never open your mouth without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. = You're fucking stupid.
-You can compress the most words into the smallest idea of anyone I know. = You're fucking stupid and you talk too much.
-You are a self-made man/woman who worships your creator. = You are a self-important fuck.
-If you have an enema when you die, you could be buried in a matchbox. = You are completely full of shit.
-Some people cause happiness wherever they go; you whenever you go. = Go the fuck away. You suck.
Thank You for Your Time, Come Again!
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