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Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Discworld, Fairy Tales, and Good Omens.

Welcome to my new and improved profile. If you came here, you're probably wondering...

Who the hell is II?

Well, I was born on the 5th of February 1986, which means I'm old enough to remember the previous century and complain about 13-year-old badfic writers. I live in a smallish city in the North of Poland that you've probably never heard of unless you're Polish. I study Applied Mathematics and have no idea what I'm going to do when that's over. I like maths except for the bits with all the numbers (Note: It's not quite as absurd as it sounds. There are many things in maths that are more interesting than what they taught you at school). My obsessions change, but there is usually something to do with traveling and at least one fantasy or sci-fi book.

Has II written anything interesting?

I like to think that I have. My major fandoms are Discworld and Harry Potter. I tend to write crossovers between the two. I may also read fanfic from other fandoms (i.e. whatever happens to attract my attention at the moment) and, yes, other crossovers. I try not to write about worlds I don't know well enough, though (And I advise others to do the same. No, watching the movie based on a book does NOT mean you know the book).

I also draw a webcomic which can be read on my Home Page.

About my fics:

Zwierciadła i opowieści

Fandom: Discworld

Language: Polish

After rereading Witches Abroad, I decided to write something about the Weatherwax sisters.

W świecie iluzji

Fandom: Harry Potter

Language: Polish

Remus visits Peter's mother. There are many things she doesn't know about. Story happens at some point between the end of PoA and the end of OotP

Tommy

Fandom: Harry Potter

Language: English

Pre-HBP, so eleven-year-old Tom is not yet 'eeeevil'... much. I didn't really like the way he was portrayed in HBP. OK, so maybe he's mad. So maybe it didn't take much to turn him evil, but could he have been born like this?

The Mystery of the Map

Fandom: Harry Potter

Language: English

From the same universe as Daisy, but not as good as the main story, I'm afraid.

The Last Letter

Fandom: Harry Potter

Language: English

The letter is mentioned and, sort of, answered in A small change, but I don't think I'll ever write an actual reply letter. Also I'd like to say that for some reason I liked Regulus from the first time he was mentioned. Ha. Apparently I was... er... might have been... right.

Stubby

Fandom: Harry Potter

Language: English

Because the article in the Quibbler intrigued me. It might have got it all wrong, but I still refuse to believe Stubby Boardman is a nobody.

Oh, and Rigel was supposed to be Sirius's older brother, who didn't show up on the family tree because he was a Squib, and, for the same reason (plus Mrs. Black beling a bitch) he didn't grow up with his family and was never mentioned by them.

Perfectly Abnormal

Fandom: Harry Potter

Language: English

I don't think I'm very good at romance, but this is one fic I have written for the sake of a pairing. Not just any old pairing, mind you.

And about Greyback... Well... You can't really tell an evil psycho werewolf to be a good puppy and stay out of the story, can you? ;P

Harry Potter and the Spawn of Satan

Fandom: Harry Potter/Good Omens crossover. With some hints of Discworld crossover too. What? I like crossovers.

Language: English

Warning: My first fic. Ever. And it was mostly meant to be funny. Still it does have something resambling a plot and, hopefully, isn't the worst thing you've ever read.

Escaping destiny

Fandom: Harry Potter

Language: English

Er... I tried to write a timetravel HP fic that at least tries to make sense. Also, I've been wondering what the hell Sirius was laughing at when... things happened.

Near-Luna Experiances

Fandom: Harry Potter/Discworld crossover

Language: English

A series of oneshots about Luna and Death. Begins with the death of Mrs. Lovegood (Don't cry). Don't expect me to update this one regularly, but there will probably be more at some point. Why? Just because I think Luna and Death would get along well. I suppose it can be read if you know only one of the series, but it's more fun if you know both.

Death comes to everyone

Fandom: Harry Potter/Discworld crossover

Language: English

Well, he does. And I like the idea of HP/DW crossovers. Anything else? Oh. Right. I added a bit to the Snape chapter. You might want to reread it.

Daisy

Fandom: Harry Potter

Language: English

So, this is a rather strange vision of the fufure. Why Harry/Luna? Er... Because? Oh, yeah, 'cos wizards think Luna is strange and here she meets Dudley Dursley and his family... And... no, I don't know when I'll finish it. After all the nice reviews I got I will probably try.. er... at some point.

Changing back

Fandom: Harry Potter

Language: English

Alternate ending to A small change. Makes more sense if you've read it before. And, yes, I'm going to finish it, really I am, I just don't know when (sigh Yeah, I think I'm better at one-shots).

Business is business

Fandom: Harry Potter/Discworld crossover

Language: English

A 'these two characters ought to meet' sort of crossover. There are Dibbler clones everywhere. Apparently the one in the Potterverse is called Mundungus Fletcher.

Bajka o Królewnie i Szambonurku

Fandom: Fairytales

Language: Polish

A rather... er... strange... fairytale I wrote...

A small change

Fandom: Harry Potter

Language: English

I was just wondering how much difference being sorted into a different house can make. It is important to realise that a) Slytherin is not the same as evil, otherwise they would have just closed that house and got rid of the problem. b) being sorted into Gryffindor does not automatically make you braver, being sorted into Ravenclaw does not automatically increase your IQ, and so on. c) Destiny is a bother, especially when it picks the wrong hero. d) Little things that happen to us influence our choices which influence other little things that happen to us and other people, which, once again influence our decisions (and possibly other people's too), and so on, and so on, which may change the world. e) Adventure is another word for trouble.

The Game

Fandom: Discworld

Language: English

The funny thing about this one is that I started writing it very, very early one morning, when I was half-asleep. Then I left it unfinished for a few weeks because I had no idea who should win. My mind can create strange things when it isn't working properly...

The Secrt of the Elves

Fandom: Harry Potter... mostly

Language: English

I realise that the title sounds like badfic. Bear with me. The story is and attempt to explain the true nature and origin of the creature known as a Mary Sue without writing badfic. It'll start to make sense soon enough.

(Also, I just like the idea of Luna hitting an elf/Mary Sue with a frying pan. It seems that I'm not the only one)

Can He Do That?

Fandom: Discworld

Language: English

The idea has been in my head for a while now, but I decided to write it down one day at school between the classes. This probably explains the god of mathematicians.

Since the connections between Moist and Fedecks and Adora Belle and Anoia are kinda obvious, this pairing had to be written. So I did it. Since I don't think I'm very good at romance, I threw in some humour. I was kinda tempted to call it the Divine Romantic Comedy, but decided it would be somewhat misleading.

The Ape and the Angel

Fandom: Good Omens/Discworld crossover

Language: English

This story is not meant to be taken too seriously. It wasn't supposed to make much sense. The idea wouldn't leave me alone, so I wrote it. I hope it's not too OOC.

II(:

PS. I like rewievs. I generally disapprove of writing 'PLZ R&R!1!one'(1) in all the summaries, but I'm afraid it works, so I'll write it here at least: Review! I like to know what you think of my fics (:

(1)Five exclamation marks are nothing unusual on Teh Internetz, but a 'one' has got to count for something.

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14519 - Favs: 9,772 - Follows: 9,407 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
The Good Omens of Haruhi Suzumiya by EarthScorpion reviews
You know, it's rather surprising how these unknowing god-like entities all seem to collect small gangs which they drag on adventures on a whim. And if Adam Young and Haruhi Suzumiya spend too much time in close proximity, the world might just end. Again.
Crossover - Good Omens & Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 5/26/2009
Diplomatic Piracy 2: Black Iron Key by Twist reviews
Sequel to 'Diplomatic Piracy'. Vetinari and his crew are commissioned by the Patrician to go on a treasure hunt for a cursèd treasure. Young Sam can't resist the call of the sea. Craziness and nautical battles ensue. Obviously a heavy AU.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,489 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3372 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Lobelia Sackville Baggins Is Dead by Virtuella reviews
A Shire Murder Mystery in three parts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Cunning Artifice by Fanless reviews
In the Ankh-Morpork of a distant future, there lives a brilliant scientist and two men who are not all they seem. AU!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sam Vimes, Carcer
Adventures in LSpace by Lady WhiteHaven reviews
Set during Harry's 5th year. Two Senior Librarians have tea. The Ministry tries to interfere.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2010 - I. Pince, The Librarian - Complete
A Memorable Hat for an Instantly Forgettable Head by Virtuella reviews
A moderately amusing childhood story about Guess Who.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
And Death was his constant companion by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Death meets Lord of the Rings, to put it simply. Please Read and Review.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Death, Aragorn
Terrapins Throughout by Twist reviews
An AU set on our own lovely little blue planet. Featuring: Moist's American cousin, his lovely wife Adora, and other various familiar faces. Welcome to Ankh, Maryland. NOTE: Pilot chapter only - try it out, you might like it. Continuation possible.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009
Blue Planet by Nach0MaN reviews
I sat down and thought what Earth's reaction would be if the Disc sailed into our solar system.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Happy Birthday by A.A. Pessimal reviews
well, Terry Pratchett started it... when a character suspiciously like Gollum slithered into a cameo role in "Witches Abroad". And after meeting Discworld witches, probably wishes he hadn't. Gollum's further adventures on the Discworld.
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Gollum
Biały Orzeł, Czarny Orzeł by Metheor reviews
Gilbert, pokażesz mi, tak jakby, swoje 5 metrów?" PrusyxPolska drabble, głównie PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Polish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Prussia, Poland
Cutting Away The Pain by L-Ishida-Dark reviews
A short and silly oneshot. Death meets a soul-briefly, as always-who informs him of yet another inexplicable facet of human existance.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Possession by Person4 reviews
Gamma is the only thing in the whole world that Zimmy cares about. As far as Zimmy is concerned, that means she shouldn't care about anything else either. ::Gunnerkrigg Court::
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Hogswatch Dinner by Roruna reviews
Trade with Eruthiel. C'est a one shot. Hogswatch is a time to spend it with people you love. So Vimes spends it with two important women in his life, Sybil Ramkin and Annabel Curry.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Order by disturbedkiwi reviews
A wizard from Unseen University's past finds himself brought forward in time to an Ankh Morpork that is no longer familiar to him.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,732 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 3/16/2006
The Last Phonecall by Lavanya Six reviews
Ryoji Kaji leaves the most important message of his life.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kaji R. - Complete
Verity Pushpram's Diary by Virtuella reviews
A Nobbymance. Need I say more?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Verity P., Nobby N. - Complete
This Lion's Had It! by Stormtracer reviews
Sick of the ‘girl meets Peter, Edmund, etc. and then they fall in luuurv’ storyline? Feel like giving her a good kick? Well, you aren’t alone...so does Aslan.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,783 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Aslan
Bad Grace by Quantum Witch reviews
(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,842 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Complete
When the Wind is Southerly by EllieMurasaki reviews
How different could things have been if, on August 7 1993, Sirius Black had gotten to 4 Privet Drive before Harry Potter left? Borrows from whydoyouneedtoknow's Dangerverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,514 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Feegles on a Firefly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Because this is how my mind works. Sorry about that.
Crossover - Discworld & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
CALL ME NUWANDA by navycorpsman reviews
Charlie Dalton is now at a new private school. Dare he start a new chapter in the DEAD POETS SOCIETY or does he close that book?
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,615 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006
Discworld Big Brother by Watchman reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by Chardvignon reviews
Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort and becoming an Auror, Harry's in need of training to think like a copper. His new trainer: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Generally canon compatible.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,791 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Sam Vimes - Complete
The Shiny Snitch by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Harry Potter in the 26th century... And the crew of Serenity's along for the ride. Drabble challenge, multiple crossovers. Back in business.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,533 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Mal, River
She Walks in Beauty by captaincarrot01 reviews
Carrot is in love. Ankh Morpork takes care of her own.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
A Conversation with HEX by klatukatt reviews
HEX wakes Ponder up after a night of boozing to ask a question. Standard Disclaimers.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, third in main Dangerverse, complete. Take two Marauders and the women who put up with them. Add eight naughty children, two evil escapees from Azkaban, one wise Headmaster, and a dash of Dark Lord. Shake well and enjoy. Years 3 and 4, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 469,842 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
What is a Dwarf? by Langwurst reviews
It's the question that has been puzzling the street's of AnkhMorpork, but is currently confusing the Watch. Will an answer finally provide itself? Am I doing it again? Yep.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Judea High School: The Judas Chronicles, Vol 1 by TrenchcoatsAreSexy reviews
AU. Judas, Jesus, and the others are students at Judea High School, located near Nazareth, PA. And you thought freshman year was hard enough!
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2006
A Black Christmas by AMarguerite reviews
Professor Slughorn goes to a Black family Christmas party, observes the dynamics of pureblooded society, and gets very drunk. Featuring a fight between Sirius and Snape, a kiss between Narcissa and Lucius, and a great deal of eavesdropping by Slughorn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Horace S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Werbalnie by Ija Ijevna reviews
Na ślubie Harry'ego Snape i Black mogą wreszcie porozmawiać od serca, jak były Śmierciojad z byłym seryjnym mordercą. Tłumaczenie fika Isis Oral Sex, napisanego z dużym wdziękiem, mimo potężnego stężenia nieparlamentarnych słów i whisky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Polish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Granted Wishes by Alias III reviews
At nine years old, the Boy Who Lived goes missing. That's almost as sensational as Sirius Black's release from Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,262 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Land of Voices by Alka Iris reviews
Luna's mother died during an experiment that went wrong. But what was she searching for? HPxNarnia Crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Luna L. - Complete
Something Strange by Shananagin reviews
This is an incredably strange story. It involves Discworld characters randomly switching places with Harry Potter Characters. Enjoy!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/16/2005
You and me Both squibs by Bagge reviews
When Neville is disgraced in his third year for unintentionally giving Sirius Black access to the Gryffindor tower, he is in dire need of a friend. There might be one just around the corner… Friendfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Neville L., Argus F. - Complete
Order of the Phoenix For Kindergartens! by truemizzie reviews
Prequel to HBP For Kindergartens!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Living without Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 242,469 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Headology 101 by Weatherwax reviews
Hogwarts has a new class, and a new teacher. One that has travelled a very long way to teach it, a very long way indeed. This is a piece of Harry Potter/Discworld crossover fan-fiction. I know now that this site has a crossover section, but I don't know how to use it, and this fic has been on this portion of the site for ten years almost. It's 99% HP though, so don't worry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
By Lux of Luna by Nimbus 1944 reviews
Glimpses into the early life of Miss Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/29/2005
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Hapy Niu Jer by toroj reviews
Czwarta opowieść z cyklu "Slytherinada". Dramatyczne przygody SS i SB na Grimmauld Place w czasie Sylwestra i nie tylko.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Polish - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
The Long, Dark Teatime of the Soul by Sparkling Cyanide reviews
X-over with Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged returns to Earth to insult the next being on his list - Aziraphale.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Aziraphale - Complete
The Children's Services Division by Rose Rovente reviews
Muggles decide the Weasleys are unfit parents, as it seems their children don't go to school and their house has no eckeltricity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 2/25/2002 - George W., Ron W.
Judea High School The Prom by TrenchcoatsAreSexy reviews
What if the JCS guys were in high school nowadays?
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Complete
Pictures by alphabet reviews
Set in the summer right after GoF, Ginny pulls down an old photo album and strolls down Memory Lane. Featuring a special bro-sis relationship between Ron and Ginny. Written before OotP was released. Revised 4/10/03
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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The Ape and the Angel reviews
Apparently the place where the ape meets the angel is... some sort of library.
Crossover - Discworld & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2009 - The Librarian, Aziraphale - Complete
Can He Do That? reviews
Gods play games with the fates of men. And women. And sometimes they cheat. Anoia/Fedecks. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
The Secret of the Elves reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts. A new student has pointy ears. Neville has a secret. Luna has a frying pan. Crossover… sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
NearLuna Experiences reviews
Another crossoverish thingy. A series of loosely connected oneshots about Luna and Death. Includes 'Don't Cry'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Luna L., Death
Death comes to everyone reviews
... what happens when he comes to the HP characters? HPDiscworld crossover, kind of...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Death
The Game reviews
Two people who never lose play a game.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Vetinari, GrannyWeatherwax - Complete
Business is business reviews
Harry PotterDiscworld crossover. A weird little oneshot, mostly about... business. And sausages inna bun, too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Mundungus F., C.M.O.T. Dibbler - Complete
Bajka o Królewnie i Szambonurku reviews
Bajka absurdalna. Królewna zamknięta w wieży, smok i... szambonurek.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - Polish - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Changing back reviews
An alternate ending to A small change. Sirius returns from The World Behind The Veil, but he is not alone…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Sirius B., OC
A small change reviews
Kind of AU, only not. The world behind the Veil is just… a world. Only a little different from the one we know. But a small change can have quite a lot of unexpected consequences…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,682 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal reviews
Dudley Dursley is perfectly normal. Luna Lovegood is not. Dudley hates anything abnormal. Luna finds normal a little boring. What happens when they meet? Oneshot. Warning: contains a weird pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Dudley D., Luna L. - Complete
Zwierciadła i opowieści reviews
Bardzo dziwne krótkie opowiadanko z młodości Babci Weatherwax
Discworld - Rated: K+ - Polish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2005 - GrannyWeatherwax, Lily W. - Complete
The Last Letter reviews
Before his death, Regulus writes his last letter to his brother. A weird little oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Stubby reviews
Some one-shots inspired by a certain article in the Quibbler.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
W świecie iluzji reviews
O pewnej starszej pani, która nie wiedziała wielu rzeczy, o bohaterach, zdrajcach i trudnej sztuce mówienia prawdy. Mniej więcej. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Polish - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Daisy reviews
Another next generation fic. Daisy Dursley gets The Letter. And before you ask, yes, she is Dudley's daughter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005 - OC, Dudley D.
The mystery of the map reviews
The next generation comes to Hogwarts. Fred, George and Harry's kids try to find the Marauder's Map. And what has Percy's son got to do with it? A oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005 - OC - Complete
Tommy reviews
A story about a little boy named Tommy and his friend, the snake :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Escaping destiny reviews
A different timetravel story. Fred and George’s dream comes true. And turns into a nightmare! And possibly affects history. But how?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - George W., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spawn of Satan reviews
HPGood Omens crossover. Adam goes to Hogwarts, Hogwarts goes crazy. Not as stupid and plotless as it sounds, but it does involve flying fish, CrumpleHorned Snorcacks and a very confused Draco
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,311 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Draco M., Adam Young - Complete