Kawaii Kuroi Mahotsukai
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Joined 05-29-01, id: 74451
Author has written 14 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Tales of Symphonia.
O.o; Oh, Bob. Now I'm doing a profile. Shoot me... Too late.

Real Name: Z-static
Age: Ask, and you get set on fire.
Favorite things: Shounen-ai, videogames, Duel Monsters, writing, reading, playing my violin, and learning Latin and Japanese.
Least favourite things: Shallow people, narrow minded people, my lack of skill at dueling, my slowness at writing, the fact that I'm not yet very skilled on my violin... And the fact that I can't help but see Latin words as mis-spelled English words.
Favourite pairings:
Magician of Black Chaos/Black Magician (I LOVE THIS ONE)

Gearfried the Swordmaster/Retrained Elven Swordsman (...why?)

And stuff.

I am currently on a MOBC/BM kick. More people need to write this pairing!

Also, on an ENTIRELY unrelated note, there are THREE kinds of Black Magician! (The green skinned one, who was only in the first season, which never came over here, the Mahaado-one, who Pandora used, and the pretty-boy one with purple hair, who is Yuugi's current one, and whom I use in my Black MagicianxMagician of Black Chaos fics.) So you can have your canon MahaadoxMana fics (Which I actually DO rather like...), your not-so-canon Black MagicianxMagician of Black Chaos (My personal favorite), and your "where the HELL did THAT come from" pairings... I.E. Black MagicianxBlack Flare Knight (Surprisingly enjoyable), Black MagicianxBlue-Eyes White Dragon (BEWD uke. snicker), Black MagicianxElven Swordsman (So much oddness here)... heck, the list goes on.

Okay, so I'm dreaming. But, I'm allowed to dream, no?

Story statuses:
What Might Have Been: It's going through a huge revamp, at the moment. Not going to be remotely related to what it is now when it's done.
A Comedy of Eros: Meh. I've pretty much forgotten about this one. Maybe someday.
Of Black Roses and Fallen Angels: This... ah, this. I intend to finish this; the words are flowing like water, now. Perhaps it'll be better, now.

IT: Ah, yes, the one-shot that has been taking up all the space in my brain since mid-September of 2003... I don't know quite WHEN it will be done, or even if it will, I'll make up for everything I've neglected for it's sake soon.

Really. I swear.

(A lot... cough I blame Sephiroth!)

12/15/03, 3:30 AM
Oh. My. God.

I haven't updated ANYTHING in FOUR MONTHS. O.O Aggh! Stupid one-shot is eating all my inspiration... WHY did I have to put THOSE two into THAT idea, and make it a ONE SHOT? >.>;;; Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...

I swear, come hell or high water, I WILL have this fic finished by the end of December! And then I can get back to my babies... -pats Of Black Roses and Fallen Angels and What Might Have Been- Poor neglected chibi-sagas...

02/02/04, 1:10 AM
...or not.

Okay, so the one-shot has grown to dimensions I NEVER intended for it to reach. It's eating all my inspiration... like a parasite. (Well, not like anyone READS the garbage I write, anyway ._. but still, I feel like I owe everyone an apology. Just because.) Anyway, it's nearing completion now (thank god) and, though I can't peg down an exact release date, I can say with some small amount of confidence that it is not far off.

Thank god.

...good god. Another two months have flown by, and have I done anything? Noooooooo...

I'm really sorry about this. All I can say is, I'm trying.


I am officially dead. I've got everything still going, albeit slowly, but... still. -pokes old, old, OLD fics- I'll get around to rewriting them someday.


Well, here I am, again. I'm getting back into the writing groove, so expect some slightly more frequent updates out of me.

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My Mary Sue by Spyder Webb reviews
Dedicated to Kai's Lil Angel (Alexa). She told me that I shouldn't pair Ryou with boys and should give him a girlfriend. This is my response to that. Please note: I hate Het.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/27/2003
Forbidden Fantasy:Soulmates by NemesisStrife reviews
Urgent notice.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,402 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24/2005 - Published: 5/3/2001
Darkness, Light, Sugar and Pranks by Vada via cretino reviews
Yaoi. Yugi puts the puzzle together and meets Yami. They both fall in love and live happily ever after, right? Wrong! Mayhem!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,821 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003
Show Me the Way from Crazy by Random Rockstar reviews
[Shounen-ai] [Malik x Ryou] Malik moves in with Ryou (and his insane yami.) No good can come out of this, right? [...discontinued...]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,014 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003
The Good Child by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
A good spirit somehow slipped into the murky depths of Hell. What happens when Death can't bring himself to kill it? YYY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,501 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003 - Complete
Breaking Down the Beaten Path by Noelani Alaula reviews
Otherwise described as, “how Ryou Bakura and Seto Kaiba turned every bishounen and his hikari gay” or “the yaoist’s defense against anti-yaoists”. Which is: yaoists are not hentai - the cocky brainchild and the pretty bipole made it canon. RBxMI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2003
Supernova by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
[YM/M; YY/Y; YB/R] Sillysilly Yami no Malik-sama doesn't yet realize that without the LIGHT there is no DARKNESS. ...too bad for Yami no Malik-sama...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2003
Burning Bright by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
[YM/M] Quoth Azrael: 'I find this very amusing. I'm actually laughing at the moment. What does that say about me? It's good and dark and just the way I like it.' Ye've been warned. =^_^=
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2003
Dark Angel Mage by MidKnight Moon reviews
What if someone comes, claiming to know more about Yami than even Yami himself knows? Could Yami have been something much more than Pharaoh? Story's much better than the summary...YAOI!!!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,281 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 1/8/2003
Seven Deadly Dragons by MidKnight Moon reviews
A horrible evil has left Hell and made it's way to Earth. They enjoying causing pain to others, but is Yugi really a victim???...YAOI!!!! PLEASE R/R!!!!!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003
Beachin' Trip by Ykarzel reviews
So, what happens when you send six gay, or almost gay, boys to the beach for a long weekend? Fun in the sun, a near death experience. Then it rains... Strip poker and truth or dare! y/y r/b j/s YAOI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,963 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/6/2003
In Darkest Nights, I Pray For Thee by MidKnight Moon reviews
YY YAOI! Sequel to A Prayer For You, My Love. Yugi and Yami still have a problem, but will fate rip them apart before they solve it? PLEASE R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Complete
Late Night Research by Yami Hiko reviews
Yaoi, Yami and Yuugi get locked in the basement of the public library, and then there's a fire. . . Last Chappie up!! ^_____^
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002
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Just Ink reviews
Scary, scary drabble. Popped into my head, and forced me to write it. May be Zelloyd if you squint. Rating for character death.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Zelos W., Lloyd I.
Of Black Roses and Fallen Angels reviews
AU. Sephiroth and Aerith take on each other's roles From the start! The start!. Possible coughcoughit'sgoingtohappenwhetheryoulikeitornothack shounenai in later chapters SephirothCloud Rated for that and Seph's potty mouth. Sephiroth POV. OMG I updated! O
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,658 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 6/4/2003
A Day in the Life of the Dark Magician reviews
What can I say? The Dark Magician gives us pathetic mortals a glimpse of his world. Hurray. A teensy bit of shounen-ai, and y current obsession/pairing. Yay.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2003
What Might Have Been reviews
The what ifs plague everyone. What if it was Yuugi that was sealed, instead of Yami? What might have been, as I see it. Shounen-ai, Yami/Yuugi, Malik/Ryou, Y.Malik(AKA Marik)/Bakura, Seto/Jounouchi, DM/MOBC. New chapter! (after, what, four months?)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002
Shibuki reviews
Short, strange, fluffy ficlet inspired by four days of rain. Faint shounen-ai (haven't you come to expect it from me?) Guess the pairing!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2003
The Journal of the Magician of Black Chaos reviews
I wrote this under the influence of coco puffs o.o; So it's insane. Anyway, faint hints of shounen-ai and the MOBC's thoughts on life. Yay?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2003
What Happens When Magicians DON'T Want To Duel reviews
O.o; Whoopee. My very first single-pairing monster-centric fic! Magician of Black Chaos/Dark Magician
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003
A Comedy of Eros reviews
The course of true love never did run smooth, even on Valentines Day. Shounen ai. Yami/Yuugi, Dark Magician/Magician of Black Chaos, Ryou/Malik, Bakura/Marik, Seto/Jounouchi? Dunno.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003
Kawaita Sakebi reviews
O.o; I wish fluff was a genre. ANyway. Fluffy romantic thoughts. Ishtar/Bakura, with a side of Malik/Ryou and a possible hint of Yami/Yuugi, if you look hard enough.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2003
Malik and Ryou pairing fluffy crap reviews
Hello, gratuitous fluffyness! Be warned, this thing has monster doses of fluffy shounen ai and two insane muses. And Malik's a pottymouth. Pairings: Malik/Ryou, Y. Malik/Bakura, Yami/Yugi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2002
Hanging by a Moment reviews
PG for some language. Pairing is Yami Bakura + Yami Malik. It's a songfic based off of Hanging by a Moment by Lifehouse... read and review. Flame if you wish, my Blackland Fire Dragon is hungry.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2002
What happens when you're writing at two AM. reviews
Fluff. Fluff, fluff, fluff. That's all this is. OK, and a hint of Sephiroth/Cloud shounen-ai. A tiny little hint. And, yes, I wrote this at two AM.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/24/2002
It happened on a rainy night... reviews
My take on what happened when Zack died. Note that I didn't view the flashback, I have this weird notion that if i don't view it Zack won't be dead and I like Zack, so this probably isn't right. Meeh. Anyhow, yes, Zack dies in this one.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2002
Angels and eternity reviews
Suicide. Sephiroth. Cloud. Need I say more? And, yes, this is slightly Sephiroth/Cloud, so don't read it if you like Cloud and anyone else or Seph and anyone else together. Flames will simply be laughed at.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2002