ArrogantSlytherin
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Joined 01-12-16, id: 7452213, Profile Updated: 02-16-17
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

As you may or may not be able to tell... I am a Slytherin and fairly proud of it.

I adore reading and sometimes I break out of a weird sort of trance-thing, dehydrated and sleep deprived, with pages upon pages of nonsense staring back at me from my computer screen. Weird, huh?

My OTP is Dramione (FIGHT ME NERDS). I loathe Romione with every particle of my being. I have yet to write, nor do I anticipate ever writing, Ron in a charitable light. Consider this your warning. Other ships (in viciousness-of-feelings order) include Captain Swan, Tomione, Zutara, Arya/Gendry, Jon/Daenerys, Destiel, etc. I'm terrible with romantic fluff, though, so... Ha. No.

I DO believe in the Oxford Comma, I DON'T believe anyone gets to dictate to me which words are and aren't real. Shakespeare made up words, so can I. Give me shit about it. I dare you. Oh and I'm dyslexic, so proofreading is difficult and sometimes horribleness happens. It bothers me more than it bothers you, trust me.

I don't speak London-ish at all... So I apologize if I ever make them swear wrong, drink coffee over that hot leaf flavored water stuff, or say sweater instead of 'jumper' (That word is ridiculous and the reason we declared independence from y'all... I'm just saying...).

Tumblr: arrogantslytherin (Don't get too excited, I'm never there)

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Southern Lights by colourwhirled reviews
The Avatar faded from memory and the Fire Nation won. A new hope rises when an enigmatic waterbender is recruited to the imperial army alongside a carefree air nomad, a blind heiress, and the fire lord's brooding son. Unexpected friendship meets battle lines, court intrigue, and slow burning attraction. [AU Zutara, rated for smut & general darkness]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 219,746 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 2/23/2016 - [Katara, Zuko] Aang, Toph
Orphea by SallyJAvery reviews
"You could not believe I was more than your echo." A spell to sing the dead to life, when the living are lost. Tomione, post-war, dystopian AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,798 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Jealousy by rainsrabble reviews
"If I've harmed her?" He seethed, snaking into Harry's space, his voice dropping to a menacing hiss. "She comes to me crying and you have the nerve to question how I've treated her?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,031 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 3,097 - Follows: 3,743 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unlikely Brothers by Colubrina reviews
Harry ends up back in time on the steps of Wool's Orphanage. Raised in institutional squalor with Tom Riddle, he has a very different attitude toward magic, Hogwarts, and friendships. dark!harry, brotp!tomarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,253 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 5/27/2017 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Aca-demic Arrangements by dulce.de.leche.go reviews
Modern AU - Primarily Tomione but other pairings will happen (het/slash) - Hermione's just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world. She took the midnight plane on a journey to LA in order to pursue her dream. What could possibly go wrong? - Not quite a crack!fic. Un-beta'd and rated M for sexual references, situations, and a lot of language. An a cappella story of aca-love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 112,748 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Addicted to You by Kittenshift17 reviews
An act of kismet whilst herb gathering sees Hermione interacting with an unknown werewolf. When he bites her while she is in her animagus form, he sets into motion a twisted destiny that binds them together as mates. With Remus and Sirius there to help her through, Hermione's biggest worry is finding out the identity of the werewolf who marked her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,104 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 3,206 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 4/3/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Remus L.
Diabolic by Freya Ishtar reviews
*REVISED* When aristocrat Tom Riddle hires on Hermione Granger as tutor for his ward Augustin Selwyn, her life changes. Whispers from dark corners & fleeting glimpses of things that shouldn't be make her question if monsters are real. How long can the seductive ruse of her employers keep her from learning the truth? *A Victorian Era Vampire Tale* (triad-fic) UPDATED SPORADICALLY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,200 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Selwyn
Howl For Me by Kittenshift17 reviews
The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 122,770 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 5,346 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
Know Your Enemy by FavoredFire reviews
Following SHIELD's fall, Skye navigated the trust issues and desperate power grabs with Hydra while struggling with her new powers. Meanwhile, Ward worked to rid himself of any emotional attachments and forget the past that seemed to follow him everywhere. But when a mission gone wrong results in two becoming entangled, it begins a chain of events that changes everything. Canon AU
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,170 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 2/27/2015 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy J.]
The Dirty Duchess by dungbombacidpops reviews
"You … you want me to become your mistress?" she whispered hoarsely. "Oh lord no! I select my lovers who have a lot more refinement and sophistication than you could ever possess. No, I have a better or rather a worse proposal for you ... depends on how you see it. I want you to become my wife, Miss Granger!" MUGGLE-AU Regency Era DRAMIONE, with Theo/Daphne as side-pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,679 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 9/17/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Theodore N., Daphne G.]
The Wayward Familiar (complete) by Freya Ishtar reviews
Returning for 8th year, Hermione unexpectedly winds up with a 2nd familiar when the one she buys for Ron as a gift—a ferret she jokingly names Draco—refuses to go to him. When she realizes the creature isn't what it seems, she goes further than she ever thought she would to get the real Draco back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 53,736 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
As Real As You Want It To Be by always-been-a-pirate reviews
Teaching at the same school as Killian Jones was both infuriating and distracting, but when he throws Emma under the bus for the last time, she devises a plan to get back at him. After all, nobody likes to go to a wedding alone. Time for some CS AU fake dating :) Rated M for possible smut & sassy language.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,093 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 1/9/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] David N./Prince Charming, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood - Complete
Give Me Love (Like Her) by PhiraLovesLoki reviews
How can Killian Jones ask his aggressively aloof neighbor on a date without making her uncomfortable? And how can he ensure that he doesn't default to having a one-night stand with her? His unusual solution: announce his affections anonymously and hope for the best. Companion piece to With Affection from Killian's point-of-view.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,178 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 10/10/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Belle/Lacey, Jefferson/Mad Hatter - Complete
Blood of My Blood (One-Shot) by Freya Ishtar reviews
*A Dramione Halloween-themed AU* Hermione is plagued by nightmares she believes are rooted in her fear of commitment. She has no idea the pretty face with blood-drenched lips isn't the work of her mind playing tricks on her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/30/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Lucius M. - Complete
On Your Feet for the Captain by ohdearbabybird reviews
Tasked with the assignment to retrieve a magical compass, young Lieutenant Killian Jones of the Jewel of the Realm must place aside his revulsion for pirates and find his way onto the Jolly Roger. He's found himself in a position many fear- on his feet for the Captain of the ship. Can repulsion turn into romance? CS AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 6/8/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] David N./Prince Charming, Liam J.
A Somewhat Terrible Idea by randomsquare reviews
When Emma Swan gets an invitation to her ex's wedding, she isn't expecting to find it still hurts. Determined not to "lose the break-up", Emma recruits the snarky Irishman she chases down bail jumpers with, to assist her in her somewhat ill-conceived plan to save face. Absolutely nothing could go wrong, right? Captain Swan AU. M for swears.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,715 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Undercover Lovers by Bassair reviews
Skye and Ward are tapped to do a long-term mission undercover as a married couple in the suburbs, investigating disappearances. (Skyeward)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,463 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [G. Ward, Skye/Daisy J.]
Salt and Brine by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: "Can I get a small, hot, quad quarter-sweet tres leches latte, ristretto, with three pumps of vanilla and a drizzle of cinnamon?" Edmond Lestrange asks, bouncing on the balls of his feet. She clenches her jaw. "And you, Tom?" she says, ballpoint pen poised over a to-go cup. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8853 - Favs: 6,431 - Follows: 3,542 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Meeting Like This by FettsOnTop reviews
Once upon an AU, the bounty hunter got the princess. The revised and expanded edition of the original 2010 story.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,672 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Leia O., Boba Fett - Complete
Too Cold For You Here by Like A Dove reviews
Azula has taken it upon herself to find her brother the best Fire Lady. A matchmaking story featuring Princess Azula as the matchmaker. Post-series. Written for the Zutara Secret Santa Exchange.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Trust by sharkflip reviews
Undercover detective work proves riskier than Zuko anticipated when a blue-eyed contact follows him home. Katara and Zuko AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
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They're Nott Twins reviews
The Notts have only ever had ONE child. It's a simple law of business- low supply equals high demand. Thoros Nott has a son. Another child would be redundant. However, when Lady Nott brings home a girl she supposedly rescued as a favor to the child's dying mother, everything changes. Thoros just isn't convinced it's for the better, yet. Pureblood!Hermione Slytherin!Hermione A
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 122,810 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Hermione G., Theodore N.
Amor in Contentia reviews
The majority of Wizarding Britain considers the wounds from the Second War healed. Draco has rejoined the ranks of upstanding citizens, has a career in potion development, and everything a person could want… except Hermione. But what right does he have to object if Hermione is happy? The answer is every right. Especially since Hermione isn't happy. EWE M for dub con, no lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/30/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ron W., Molly W.
They're Nott Twins- Outtakes reviews
These are all the little scenes I've written but can't fit into my other story "They're Nott Twins." You should definitely read that first for any of these to make sense. The first includes graphic descriptions of gore, but the others shouldn't have much more than swearing. If blood spattered carpets and guts bother you, skip chapter one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N.