Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
As you may or may not be able to tell... I am a Slytherin and fairly proud of it.
I adore reading and sometimes I break out of a weird sort of trance-thing, dehydrated and sleep deprived, with pages upon pages of nonsense staring back at me from my computer screen. Weird, huh?
My OTP is Dramione (FIGHT ME NERDS). I loathe Romione with every particle of my being. I have yet to write, nor do I anticipate ever writing, Ron in a charitable light. Consider this your warning. Other ships (in viciousness-of-feelings order) include Captain Swan, Tomione, Zutara, Arya/Gendry, Jon/Daenerys, Destiel, etc. I'm terrible with romantic fluff, though, so... Ha. No.
I DO believe in the Oxford Comma, I DON'T believe anyone gets to dictate to me which words are and aren't real. Shakespeare made up words, so can I. Give me shit about it. I dare you. Oh and I'm dyslexic, so proofreading is difficult and sometimes horribleness happens. It bothers me more than it bothers you, trust me.
I don't speak London-ish at all... So I apologize if I ever make them swear wrong, drink coffee over that hot leaf flavored water stuff, or say sweater instead of 'jumper' (That word is ridiculous and the reason we declared independence from y'all... I'm just saying...).
Tumblr: arrogantslytherin (Don't get too excited, I'm never there)
Sooo... we good?