Mrs. Jezebel Snape
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Joined 01-24-05, id: 745896
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Yesterday was a million years ago
In all my past lives I played an asshole
Now I found you, it's almost too late
And this earth seems obliviating
We are trembling in our crutches
High and dead our skin is glass
I'm so empty here without you
I crack my xerox hands
I know it's the last day on earth
We'll be together while the planet dies
I know it's the last day on earth
We'll never say goodbye
And the dogs slaughter each other softly
Love burns its casualties
We are damaged provider modules
Spill the seeds at our children's feet
I'm so empty here without you
I know they want me dead
I know it's the last day on earth
We'll be together while the planet dies
I know it's the last day on earth
We'll never say goodbye

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A snape is for life, not just for Christmas by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus and Hermione have been set up by Albus just once too often. They decide to play him at his own game and fake an engagement, snaffle the presents and then stage an argument. Will it work out like that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,325 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing Unexpected by DarkSarcasm reviews
The strange summer gives way to an even stranger school year, and it all started with that one stranger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,796 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Oh, The Obligations reviews
Hermione is faced with a terrible situation when the Ministry of Magic issues a new marrige law. Rated M for Mature audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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