Emiline Grace
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Joined 01-25-05, id: 746268

Rum is for drinking, Not for Burning by Senses Fail.

This captain goes down with the ship
All hands on deck, stand hip-to-hip
I shout the orders, "Shoot to kill!"
I'm dressed to thrill,
I'm dressed to thrill.

And all my enemies,
I want their eyes to see,
Their captain walk the plank
Destroy them, rank by rank.

Sail with me into the setting sun
The battle has been won, but war has just begun
And as we grow, emotion starts to die,
We need to find a way, just to keep our desire alive.

Now set the sail to quarter mast,
We'll jump the ship, we'll sink 'em fast.
Men follow me to victory,
Red as the sea,
Red as the sea.

And to the cannons roar,
Their bodies dance ashore,
A pirate's life for me,
I won't go quietly.

Sail with me into the setting sun
The battle has been won, but war has just begun
And as we grow, emotion starts to die,
We need to find a way, just to keep our desires alive.

And to my damsel in distress,
You've made a mess of your new dress x2

Sail with me into the setting sun
The battle has been won, but war has just begun
And as we grow, emotion starts to die,
We need to find a way, just to keep our desires alive (I'm dressed to thrill)
(I'm dressed to thrill)
Just to keep our desires alive (I'm dressed to thrill)
(I'm dressed to thrill)

Name: Emily

Age: 15

In a nutshell, I'm just a wannabe elf/pirate who enjoys playing video games and learning about vampires and werewolves and other such pleasant things. Dream man? Orlando Bloom. Or Johnny Depp. Or Brandon Flowers from the Killers. Or DominnicMonaghan.Or anyone with cool hair and a guitar.I'm boy crazy. So sue me. Favorite Movies? LOTR. (that was a given) Pirates of the Caribbean (Given.) and basically any other movie Johnny Depp is in, Phantom of the Opera, Van Helsing,Breakfast Club, Office Space, Sixteen Candles, and The Mummy and The Mummy Returns.(they're good movies, I promise!) Favorite Bands? The Killers, My Chemical Romance, Jet, Saves the Day, The Academy Is..., Hellogoodbye, Panic! At the Disco,Motion City Soundtrack, The All American Rejects, Relient K, Fallout Boy, Cartel and a bunch of bands from purevolume.com most of you have never heard of. What I hate? Snobs, brats, annoying people who copy EVERYTHING I do, my ninth grade history and science teachers, whoever runs my school because they're cheaper than Ebeneezer Scrooge, spiders, the dark, being alone...especially in the dark, pasta and rap music because it makes the African American community seem less intelligent.

You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener". ~EdgarFriendly from the Demolition Man

Anyways, here is the stuff about my stories. Because I know that is why you're really here.

Harry Potter and the Deep Dark Secrets: Discontinued until further notice. Probably will start again when I finally get over this stupid writer's block.

Pirates of the Caribbean Two: The Island:Fifth chapter on the way. HANG IN THERE. IT'LL GET BETTER, I SWEAR.

Boy Meets Middle Earth: I'm working on the first chapter and I probably won't post it until after I've gotten to at least the tenth chapters in both of my other stories. But I'll give you a quick summary: A little boy with a big imagination named John winds up in Middle Earth, becomes tenth member of the fellowship, and finds out a big family secret that could change the fate of MIddle Earth in a second. Sounds dumb, but I'm still working on it. Give me a break.

The Immortal versus the Undead: (Crossover between LOTR and The Ring.) First chapter is still in the works. Summary:What if immortals really existed? And out of the two things that could kill them, what if a cursed video tape wasn't one of them? Curiousity eats away at Claire's mind until she discovers a group called Rings... spooky...NOT.

~Enjoy my stories~

P.S. In case you haven't noticed, I like underlining, italicizing and bolding random words.

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The Map by Starlight8 reviews
Nell Montilice has no idea what her guardian had done to her nine years ago. Nor does she know the extent he will go to get her back. **COMPLETE**
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 358,842 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
How My Perfect Life Was Inverted I by The Flying Breadstick reviews
This is a typical story about a typical woman who travels back in time in a most typical manner, encounters a most typical drag queen, and has a most typical adventure with a most typical pirate and his most typical crew. Rated to be safe.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 190,902 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Island Hunting by PixieGirl13 reviews
Robin wakes up one day to find himself stuck on an island. The guy that captured Robin wants to hunt him in his morbid game. Now Robin has to fight for his life! Finished!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,568 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete