Ouran High School Host Club
Hana Yori Dango
Harry Potter: Harry Potter/Hermione Granger; Harry Potter/Tonks
Naruto: Naruto/Ino; Naruto/Shizune; Naruto/Tenten
Ouran High School Host Club: Haruhi/Kyouya
Hana Yori Dango: Makino/Rui
LEAST FAVORITE PAIRINGS
Anything with Mpreg; and slash (How a guy ever mangages to get pregnent is beyond me)
FAVORITE FANFIC QUOTES
"But then what was the magical buzzing, almost too low for the human ear to detect, I heard on that epochal day? It crept into my own heart, enchanting my senses, telling me that yes, no obstacle could come in the way of love when it was thus preordained -- "
"That was my cousin Akane's cellular phone," said Kyouya.
(The Framework of the Universe)
Sasuke again began to contemplate the ramifications of customized Suiton jutsu, as Sakura began to freely tear up. He began wondering if perhaps this was a blood limit that all women shared, and he found himself again wondering if perhaps women had an instinctive ability to create their own freeform amounts of saltwater when necessary for certain Suiton jutsu. The amount of crying that females, on average, did was more than enough to justify in Sasuke’s own warped mind the creation of these salt-water Suiton jutsu.
(The Dichotomy of Kazama Naruto)
“Sharringan Kakashi.” said Zabuza with a stern look. Sasuke’s eyes widened at hearing this.
“Zabuza…Demon of the Mist.” said Kakashi with an equally serious look on his face as he pulled up his hiate from his eye showing a deep scar.
“Uzumaki Naruto…Worlds Greatest Ramen Chef.” said Naruto. All the shinobi present, even the fake hunter-nin in hiding stared at the boy in shock. “What everyone was doing it.”
(But he's just a Ramen Chef)
“Ah ladies, this isn't what it looks like.” Jiraiya quickly scanned his surroundings for any possible escape route. Seeing none, he did the only thing a legendary nin like himself could do with any dignity: he curled up into the fetal position and prayed to kami that he would survive this day.
(Naruto: Kage Bunshin)
Naruto just ignored what the pedo-sennin kept saying and asked in the middle of Jiraiya's long speech, "Pedo-sennin, why am I here? Why did you capture me and why the hell do I have to be with you?"
"P-p-pedo-sennin!" Jiraiya gasped, "That's even worse than ERO-SENNIN! Naruto, I'm ero-sennin, DAMNIT, I mean I'm Jiraiya. Not pedo-sennin!
Sakura decided to start of the routine “Sasuke, do you want to go on a date?”
“No!” was the normal answer of the local avenger and emo.
And of course Naruto decided to finish the teams ritual routine. “Why not, Sasuke?” he wondered with fake sincerity “You may never know.” he continued “You might like having sex with a female more then getting your butt plundered by every guy on the street.
(A Force of Nature)
Although he was a bit wobbly on his feet, Naruto was still able to fight in this battle. As he swayed a bit on his feet, the wind caught a hold of his ripped and torn bandages and the bandages fell off from around his face. The bandages fell to the floor in dramatic slow motion as the wind blew through his hair for even more dramatic effect.
Up in the stands, TenTen could have sworn that out of the corner of her eyes, she saw Neji tossing his head to the side and letting his hair flap in the wind as he muttered “I have such a better slow motion dramatic pose then this guy.” But she couldn’t have seen that, there was no way that Neji would have done something like that, right?
CURRENT FAVORITE STORIES
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