Author has written 12 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Danny Phantom, Kim Possible, M*A*S*H, Arrow, and Batman the Animated Series.
Greetings fellow fanfiction fans (boy that's a mouthful)
I am wiseguy2415,
a little bit about myself,
I am a second generation Eaglescout.
I am enrolled in a local community college in my area (you big university kids who have little to no respect for us can "kiss my star-spangled shorts" to quote our favorite Will Fowler)
D.O.B. April 7
Gender: *searches for couple seconds* Imma guy
eyes: blue-grey (and I mean that)
shoe size: irrelevant
color of skin: White (Think Jack Darby, only give me a small tan)
It's the 50's, and a black man drinks from a white water fountain. A white man approaches him and says, "Excuse me, that is for whites only. You are colored." The black man then raises his head, and replies, "I was black when I was born. I'm black when I'm cold. I'm black when I'm hot. I'm black when I'm sick, and I'll be black when I die. You sir, are pink when you're born. Blue when you're cold. Red when you're hot. Green when you're sick. And purple when you die. Now who's the colored one?" Paste this on your profile if you're against racism!
-The Kingdom Keeper Series
-The Alex Rider Series
Favorite TV shows
-The A Team
-The Dukes of Hazard
-N.C.I.S. Los Angeles
-N.C.I.S. New Orleans
-Star Wars the Clone Wars
-Tom and Jerry
my stories aren't complete (most of them at least)
I will update as frequently as I can, and I will try to keep the profanity down, (for young readers)
I don't own any of the characters in my stories, mostly just the plot (I'll say when I don't)
I will be doing some crossover stories too, so keep an Eye out.
Many of my T.F.P stories will have Jack and Sierra paring, so don't expect me to write ArceexJack, of MikoxJack, If I do it will be purely sibling love.
Also warning you ahead of time, many of my cross over stories may not a whole lot of sense in capability, but this I will you, my goal is make something like "M*A*S*H" and "Transformers/Beast wars" make sense. and if you don't believe me check out "MASH Prime"
Anyone who wishes to use parts of my stories (like Jack in "Prime Squad" etcetera etcetera etcetera) fill free to do so, just don't wreak my creation (Or I will hunt you down).
future story ideas
-TFP One shots
it says what it means and it means what it says
-Red bull Runner
Jack Participates in a Cliffside mountain biking competition to help his mother with money problems.
-Mini-con for show
what if, when Jack was showing his 'Science project' to the class, it did a little bit more than just 'hop away'
The Halfa looked at the Time Master, and then to his sleeping girlfriend, who at this time was glowing, like a ghost,
"W-what is happening to her?" he whispered
"She's dying." Clockwork said, "Not all the way mind you, just half way, like you did with lab accident."
"But she..." Jack started, but was cut off by the time keeper, "...Will be just as powerful as you."
"How? What did... what did I do to her?" Jack asked in a panic.
"Nothing you couldn't have prevented."
the silence was deafening, and Jack was only fearing her reaction when she woke up.
Key word being 'when' his mauling was cut off by his mentor.
"Do you not trust me? Do you not believe me in saying that she will be alright? let me tell you a secret, Halfa's are supposed to do that to their 'right mate' so that they are equal in power and one will not be defenseless should the other go down in a fight."
It was an accident that's all it was, but the explosion that should have killed him gives him a new means to look at the Bot-Con war. How will Jack handle being a vessel of knowledge that only Optimus or Megatron could explain.
"My name is Jack Darby, And I'm the fastest man alive."
There was a reason a reason as to why the Bow and Arrow always looked intriguing to the young Darby.
-Justus Phantom Prime
Jack Darby's not human, Neither is Sierra, but Neither of them know that about the other.
Danny Fenton Is a half ghost hybrid, Bruce Wayne lost his parents Six years ago
Kara Zor-el is looking for her long lost brother, Barry Allen Lost his mom to a supernatural event.
John is part of an intergalactic peace keeping force. Miko's parent's are really reincarnated souls.
Oliver Queen Just want's to protect his home, J'onn J'onzz Has no home to return to.
Add all off them together Plus a Kryptonian war hound, and you have the perfect team to protect Earth.
The Darby's take a trip to Hawaii and are being stocked, at least Jack is. Five-0 races the clock to find Jack after he is kidnapped and forced to tell the world what he does outside of school. Will Hawaii's finest be able to find the young man before something bad happens, or will all be lost including the young Darby.
-Amity Park Alliance (Sequel to Cyber Prime)
Jasper is a smoke hole in the ground, The First Order and The Decepticons no longer pose a threat to Earth, and as such it is time for the newly weds to move on.
Amity Park becomes the new home of Jack and Sierra Darby, there they live peacefully and grow close with some of the residents in their area, but after several years of living peacefully, as fate would have it, another war threatens their town, A war where they find the real reason why Amity Park is one of the most dangerous city's in the world to live in.
-Cyber Prime (sequel to Prime Squad)
while on patrol with Prime's 2 and 3, Jack and his squad come across a strange portal that takes them to strange place that resembles space, and what happens after Jack recognizes someone in a strange looking car, Questions are asked, Like "Who's Mother Board? and Who's Hacker?" Jack is not sure what to think, he has seen some craze stuff, but this just might take the cake.
-"more to come"-
if my patriotism offends you, I have a message for you, your lack of spine offends me
If you can't tolerate being American, you can take your broken little heart and get out of my country!
And my religious belief...
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Spirt then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
Also, if you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
10 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF!
When life gives you lemons, make apple sauce. Then sit back and leave everyone wondering how the hell you did that.
At weddings, old people always poke me and say, “You’re next!” So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
My parents accused me of being a liar. I looked them in the eyes and said: “Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny” and walked away like a boss.
“WHY?!” “BECAUSE I SAID SO!” Good one mom, you should be a lawyer.
Cashier: Have a nice day!
Me: Don’t tell me what to do.
How to tell if you’re a writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore/Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) (never drinking in my life so HAHA suckers)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy/girl rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him/her and say 'its because your an ass isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince/queen.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him/her to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month(unless you're a guy, then you don't really have worry about that stuff).
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!
Funny random shit!
1) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
3) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
4) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
5) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
6) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
7) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
8) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
9) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
10) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
11) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
12) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
13) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
14) Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
15) Go to walmart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!!
16) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
17) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .
18) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burger king.
19) Go in a Dressing room at walmart, and yell " OH NO, Theres no toilet paper left !!"
20) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal.
21) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".
22) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
23) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".
24) Go to mc. donalds and ask for fries without the potatoes.
Stuff to do on elevators
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.
38. Push all of the buttons.
39. Have a conversation with Al from Quantum Leap
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How to get kicked out of walmart
-pull out all the phones for display and as the alarm goes off yell "RED ALERT, RED ALERT DANGER, DANGER
-Take a fishing pole,get some of the worms then pretend to fish in the water fountain
-Go to the book section & everytime somebody says something yell "THIS IS A LIBARY" in their face
-(Requires a friend) take a rolled up poster & pretend to play swords with each other
-Grab some eggs & everytime you see a person come by throw them at them yelling "Look I just scrambled your eggs"
-Take milk and continually do spit takes
-Sneak up behind an employee breath heavily on their neck then say "I've been expecting you"
-(Requires a friend) Get you friend to push you up and down the aisles while both of you yell "I DON'T NEED NOOTHIN BUT A FAT-CAKE"
- Go to the work out area and teel people "Feel the burn,shed those pounds,build up a sweat, tread the mill
-Go to the old people diaper section open the package put on a pair in the right place and on your head then run around the store yelling "I'm a rugrat,Phil Lil stop eating bugs unless you give me any
-Go to the camping department and go into one of the tents and when someone wants to come in, tell them to bring a pillow from the home department
-(Requires a friend) Get into a shoping cart and have your friend push you around while screaming “The British are coming!”
-(Requires 3 people) 2 people get into the cart while the other pushes you around and the 2 in the cart shand up and do what Rose and Jack did on the Titanic
-Make a throne out of paper towel rolls and throw other brands at people walking by
STUPID PRODUCT LABELS:
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (Yeah, that's kind of hard to do, you know, use while sleeping).
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside (How fun to be a shoplifter).
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (I never would have guessed).
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (Really? Amazingly ingenious).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Too late!).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Fascinating. You learn something new every day. Like, the people who write this things are FREAKING MORONS!).
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (Well, it would save time...).
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (Ya we can really help stop those traffic accidents if we just get those toddlers to stop driving).
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness (I would hope so).
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children (Um. Okay...)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (And my other options were...).
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Which would be...?).
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts (Oh wow. I didn't know that before).
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (Amazing. No one could ever do that without the help of the instructions on this packet. Great).
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (I believe that was implied).
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (So you don't want kids jumping off buildings, arms outstretched?).
Her dad was a drunk. Her mom was an addict. Her parents kept her locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear. It was old and worn out and had patches of hair. She always talked to it when no one's around. She lays there and hugs it. Not a peep of sound until her parents unlock the door. Some more and more pain she'll have to endure. A bruise on her leg. A scar on her face.Why would she be in such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear and softly cries. She loves her parents. But they want her to die. She sits in the corner quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking?"Such a bad life for a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten for anything she did. Then one night her mom came home high and the poor child was beaten as hours went by. Then her mom suddenly grabbed for a blade. It was sharp and pointy. One that she made. She thrusted the blade right in her chest, "You deserve to die, you worthless piece of s!" The mom walked out, leaving the girl slowly dying. She grabbed her bear and again started crying. Police showed up at the small little house. Then quickly barged in. Everything quiet as a mouse. One officer slowly opened a door to find the little girl lying dead on the floor. It must have been bad to go through so much harm. But at least she died with her best friend in her arms
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money? ''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear. ''Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her. I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there. "His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister. ''My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall. "Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister. "Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK!" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money! "Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses. "A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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