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"When life gets too hard to stand, kneel but never fall."

"One must remember the important things in life, for once they are gone the memories are all we have left."

"Never fall under pressure, be like a spring and bounce back."

"Justice without control is evil and untamed."

"Happiness isn't a destination it's a journey."

"Enjoying life is important, after all if you don't enjoy it you're not living, you're just not dead."

"The bond humans weave into the future... that is love."

"The size of the man in the fight doesn't matter, it's the size of the fight in the man that does."

"I knew a man once who said, Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

"When life gets too hard to stand, kneel, but never fall.”

"In order to protect humanity, you may have to to abandon yours."

"Stand tall or stand back."

"A Will-o'-the-wisp to guide your way to hell."

"It's quality vs quantity, but quantity has a quality all on its own."

"The sword is a weapon that speaks. When sheathed it tells you to behave. When it is partially drawn, the sword gives you one final warning. When fully drawn the sword is a weapon that says that you've pretty much just F-ed up."

"My advice... Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics."

"The world is filled with great people. If you can't find one, become one."

"Laws of Physics? I think you mean helpful guidelines."

"It's not about how we go down, it's about how we get back up."

"We are but candles, waiting for our wick to dwindle or be snuffed out by naught but a gust, yet we must thus burn brightest while we shine, so that it will have been one magnificent candle."

"The strongest walls aren't mode of stone or even steel, they are made of brave men."

"Word of advice, keep your goals away from those darned trolls."

"Fear is an awkward feeling that rouses spirit, but creates hesitation."

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Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,134 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 12,220 - Follows: 13,218 - Updated: 11/14/2020 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Gōsutoai by TheDeadGirlRisen reviews
Naruto meets a strange snake-like man, later that night he encounters a deranged drunk man who stabs Naruto in his eyes. The snake man rescues him before the deranged drunk can finish the job, he even offers to try and help give Naruto his eyes back. He does, but Naruto can no longer see colors. A month or so afterwards he starts seeing shimmers that soon develop into people. DEAD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 136,279 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8191 - Favs: 12,080 - Follows: 12,421 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 157 - Words: 1,109,953 - Reviews: 16904 - Favs: 7,833 - Follows: 7,180 - Updated: 1/20/2020 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Lead by Imyoshi reviews
Huntsmen and Huntresses were impressive in all fields Grimm killing and fighting, but incompetent in nearly everything else. Jaune Arc learned this within the first month at Beacon when people kept snapping their pencils from applying too much pressure. Well, one thing led to another, and while not the best fighter, he was all business. Welcome to Jaune Arc's Black Market!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,089 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 671 - Published: 1/18/2020 - Jaune A. - Complete
ANBU's Mascot by theriku260 reviews
After signing a contract to work for the Hokage till he's "older than dirt", Naruto is drafted into ANBU. Or so he thinks. Join him as he completes "missions" in the black ops in exchange for training, including his most challenging one yet: protecting one Sasuke Uchiha at school...and wait, Iruka's a traitor? And Pein is over ruled?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,020 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/15/2019 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sai, Shin - Complete
Pineapple by Imyoshi reviews
Everyone but Jaune Arc failed the initiation. Ozpin was speechless. He knew the boy's transcripts were fake, indulged the act, but never foresaw this outcome. Now the numbers were skewed, and a team wasn't possible. Exploiting his forgery would backfire. No, he reluctantly folded the hand Fate bestowed upon him. The Arc must explore Beacon Academy alone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,052 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,892 - Follows: 1,425 - Published: 2/20/2019 - Jaune A. - Complete
Fate Crazy Knights by GoldenFireFox reviews
When Kiritsugu summoned the King of Knights he did not expect a teenage girl with same name and possible psychiatric case, or her eccentric knights. And Kiritsugu wasn't the only who summoned crazy Servants. Crackfic. Fate Zero. Carnival Phantasm.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,986 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/23/2018 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Kiritsugu E., Arturia Pendragon, Lancelot, Mordred
The Dork Knight Rises by Mallobaude reviews
When The Hunts-Man is captured, he thought it would be business as usual. But what he expected to be a typical Roman Torchwick monologue turned out to have life-changing consequences for both him and his villainous foes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 145 - Published: 11/1/2018 - Roman T., Jaune A., Neo - Complete
A Real Woman by SofluwYerg reviews
Roman Torchwick has a very particular taste in women. One day, Neo finds out exactly why - much to her chagrin. (One Shot)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/5/2018 - [Roman T., Glynda G.] Neo
To Emulate a Fake by Dunedan reviews
Shirou Emiya, at the climax of his battle against the King of Heroes is pulled into the world of Remnant. Befriended by a kind yet disheartened Rabbit-Faunus, Shirou will strive to learn his place in the new world while seeking to locate and stop Gilgamesh who crossed over with him. A goal that threatens to consume him and all those whom he grows close to.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,093 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 6/26/2018 - Shirō E., Gilgamesh, Velvet S., Team CFVY - Complete
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 4,915 - Follows: 3,343 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
The Hero: King by Yama0 reviews
Kayaba Akihiko had accounted for many things when he set his stage. The players would be kept alive to populate Aincrad, unique skills to be granted to those with the potential to be the heroes of this story and even the role he would play in this living world he created. But there was one thing he could never have foreseen. The appearance of a real hero in this fake tale of his.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,762 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 10/12/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017 - King
Tyrian and the Hoodie by OnTheCobb reviews
Tyrian crouched low with an excited expression on his face as he pointed to Jaune, or more specifically, what he was wearing. "Is that a Pumpkin Pete's Exclusive Hoodie?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Ruby R., Jaune A., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
From Beyond by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 3520 - Favs: 4,469 - Follows: 3,699 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] - Complete
The Equalizer by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Dust was humanity's equalizer against the Grimm, a tool with limitless possibilities – especially when handled with care. Jaune was but a child when he started experimenting, but they say there's lessons to learned, even in failure. Jaune's not sure why his mixtures are considered failed reactions though. [ONE SHOT]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 495 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Her White, Pink, and Brown Knight by Friday Knight reviews
A chance encounter. A sudden rescue. A mutual love of ice cream. When Neopolitan is saved by the strange blonde, known as Jaune Arc, she can't help but wonder, what will become of their relationship. Cover Image by Kegi Springfield.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,033 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 3/7/2016 - [Jaune A., Neo] - Complete
The Betrayer by TenchiSaWaDa reviews
Even in the dark, Keep moving forward... for them … for her. Pairing: Lancaster
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [Ruby R., Jaune A.] - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 725 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
A Farmer Or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Tomber en Amour: Falling in Love by Cyberweasel89 reviews
What if Charlotte never revealed her true gender to the school? What if Ichika's dense obliviousness was an act only she saw through? What if Charles and Ichika openly dated as a gay couple to keep the girls of IS Academy off his back? Featuring perverted yaoi fangirl Rin; Difficult, in-denial Cecilia; Remorseful Houki as Laura's unwilling husband; Fluff WAFF Lime and Lemon later.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,916 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 3/18/2015 - [Charlotte D./Charles, Ichika O.] [Houki S., Laura B.]
Inaccurate Legends by Midnakdak reviews
Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 621 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 8,471 - Follows: 5,095 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 461 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
One Trick Pony by beartooth reviews
Ranma realizes that being the best there is may not be all there is. His journey starts in Nerima, but eventually takes him to a place where he can finally come to terms with what he would like to be. Ranma x Kasumi...Completed!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,968 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Ranma, Kasumi - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11837 - Favs: 23,977 - Follows: 8,622 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Coffee Girl by Peacewish reviews
It began with a simple need to escape, but with her it became so much more. Can you fall in love with a girl when you don't even know her name? Seto/Serenity
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,666 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004 - S. Kaiba, Shizuka K./Serenity W. - Complete