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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

So, I am 22 years old.

I am a Harry Potter addict with a generous fanfiction obsession.

I am also a shopaholic, which is neither here nor there. If I'm online, I'm either looking at clothes and/or reading fanfiction. Aside from these "interests" or obsessions if you will, of mine, I try to do as much painting, ceramics, reading and writing as possible - outside of work or fanfiction universe.

My other main obsessions include TV and Movies - well obviously, but if couch surfing was a sport, then I would most certainly be a professional.

99.9% of statistics people post on their profiles are incorrect, which has triggered several deaths in Siberia. Actually, they are legitimately wrong and disproportionate to make people feel different by being in the small, yet not fact based, minority. And 95% of teenagers believe these statistics because they see them posted - see you're not so different/unique thinker afterall. Don't believe everything you read. I usually put on mascara (on my eyelashes) with my mouth closed, yes it is possible. I am an individual because I am different. As evidenced by my fingerprints and my deoxyribonucleic circumstances. Also the 3rd nipple helps some. And the tramp stamp of my dog.

Now, that you have a completely crisp clear picture of my whole personality, and you know everything about me, and just like know my morals and my life story - go read my fanfiction, or check out some of the other shenanigans I like. HP is my main squeeze, I don't write for anything else. JK ROW! I do it for you!!!!

Actually I really just do it for Harry and Draco - because that's the way I like it.

As for my current stories: My livejournal/homepage is probably the best way to see un-finished stuff or other miscellaneous things. Actually it's probably the best way to witness my irrational outbursts/deep seated psychological issues, but that's neither here nor there. Actually it is there, and don't read it. It's rather private. Which is why I've posted it on my profile.

Fortunately Unfortunate - is completed. There is a sequel, I accidentally started writing it last night when I was trying to write another fic. There may be several sequels, and they can also stand independently. There are no more sequels. Unless more people want them. Otherwise no more sequels. Yeah, no sequels.

Less Than You Think - is going to be a long ass story. I have a giant plot and whole thing worked out. Stay golden, ponyboy.

Thanks for the Socks - is being drawn out as long as I can draw that dying animal out. I have fun writing it most of the time, and sometimes it makes me laugh. I'll probably re-do the terribly grammatically incorrect parts now that I'm learned.

Albus and Tom: A Tea Time Story - is finished. I can't do anymore with that, I'm barely even limping on with Thanks for the Socks. I don't know that anyone reads these anymore.

I'll do a general disclaimer here because for some reason I don't put it in my stories: I don't own any of my favorite characters, just the ones I don't like.

I always take time to respond to every review, and I do very much appreciate them! More than candy and flowers, and more than extra homework!

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Friend Like You by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Getting It by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Very silly ficlet, written after reading HPGoF. Greg Goyle just doesn't get it, Draco tries to show him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Auld Lang Syne by LadyVaderWrites reviews
It's New Years Eve, the bells about to toll and Harry spies an unexpected face in the crowd. New Years Fic obviously written preHP&DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Dancing with Dumbledore by dumbledores beard reviews
Lots of fun with HP characters. Includes Snape breakdancing. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,087 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/26/2003
User: quidditchlovrhp by MySwanSong reviews
Harry Potter’s Live Journal for his 6th year. Harry has problems with relationships (disastrous breakups and such) and someone can help, but will he ever realize this? Mystery, murders, humor, and love. SLASH (HPDM)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,731 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Playing Hero by Seyla reviews
Tom finally reveals himself to Harry, but will the impending ransom note tell him who he truly is? And why does everyone want to sleep with Harry when Tom's the Veela? HP TR OOC parody slash not abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Troll in the Fandom by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! Harry Potter and his friends gather together to read an advance copy of 'Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince' when they receive news from a troll in the fandom about who is going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
True Concept by CloudKat reviews
AU due to HBP There's a multihouse party being thrown in the Great Hall! Harry, just adjusting to post Voldemort life, strikes up some interesting conversation with his rival. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things Have Changed by Yucatan Handbook reviews
COMPLETE! Harry is back for a sixth year at Hogwarts. Times are changing and so is Harry. [HPDM slash, character death, not in the darkfic genre, though]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,582 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Move by Obviouslies reviews
[complete, oneshot in pieces] He wanted to ask someone how he should feel. He wanted to scream and shout that it was his fault that Sirius died. He wanted to believe that he was to blame, but he couldn't feel guilty. preslash DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cranberries? by CloudKat reviews
Over the holidays, a scene unfolds in the Great Hall over none other than... cranberry juice...? How odd... HPDM slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Reshima Skynight reviews
Fred and George have a GENIUS plan to lock Harry and Draco in an isolated room. What will happen behind closed doors? The hatred between the two will slowly fade and is replaced by... gasp.. What? (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,130 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like a Virgin by Aurora Enkeli Medeis reviews
Sequel to "Dirrty" and "..Baby One More Time"- Harry wants more of Draco who demands another performance. Draco's P.o.V. so expect narcissism, swearing and an over use of the term 'cherry'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Happy New Year by Aurora Enkeli Medeis reviews
Along similar lines as '..Baby one more time' and 'Dirrty- New Years Eve of seventh year, Harry and Draco are alone together, steadily getting drunker and drunker ending in a Cher duet in the Hufflepuff common room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 3,057 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Strolls on a Sunday by Ari Munami reviews
Harry and Draco get together. FINALLY.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Chasing Harry by Passo reviews
{FINISHED!} Voldemort is dead. But Tom Riddle is alive... sixteen, alone, and in Hogwarts. Now it's up to Harry to befriend his former enemy. Will they find friendship or something else? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,801 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ice Cream With The Enemy by Venefica Atra reviews
All anyone ever wants is to feel like they're alive. Harry-Draco. [Complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ask Snape by ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
Fight or Flight Reflex by mackerel sky reviews
HD SLASH. Draco writes Harry a letter. R for swearing and fighting and because Draco gets really graphic (just in Chapter 4) when he talks about sex. Plus an epilogue from Harry’s perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Correspondence by Lethe reviews
Post Ootp. Harry writes letters, Draco wants his underwear back, Ron is clueless, Hermione and Ginny are UP to something, and Remus makes no progress of any kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Draco By Trial by Thrintje reviews
COMPLETE! Harry and Draco were friends, closer than many thought was healthy. Things start to go very wrong with their friendship and now the only person left able to tell everyone what really happened, is Draco. Now, he has no choice. SLASH HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,924 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bet by Parodys reviews
It's Harry's 7th year and everyone seems to be taking an interest in his love life. So the big question is...who will be the Boy-Who-Lived's first? Fluff and utter fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2003 - Harry P.
Sharing a Bathroom by Drusilla13 reviews
Harry dies and as a ghost he goes to live with Moaning Myrtle in the girls bathroom. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Harry P.
Truth or Dare by PottersGirl1 reviews
When Fred, George, Ginny, Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Draco recieve detention, they play a little game of Truth or Dare. Dramatic Fun! 3RD CHP. REPLACED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003
Time out of Place by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,488 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And I Get By by Silvia Kundera reviews
"Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." (Harry and Draco friendship fic -- not slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Lightning Letters by Ari Munami reviews
800 years on from the fall of Voldemort, a young historian sets out to solve the mystery of the Lightning Letters. Slashy. Chapter 5: Iris and Co visit the Manor. *Complete!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,963 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
You don't really know a person...until you read their VERY SECRET DIARY...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/11/2002
Legend by Silvia Kundera reviews
Harry lives and he breathes and they love him for it. And Draco can't be far behind. (Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
Truth or Dare - Death Eater Style by NeoSapien reviews
A twist on a common theme. What if Voldemort decided to play?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/20/2001
Love Ridden by Romie reviews
SLASH. Harry notices Draco watching him, and starts to question his own biases
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/4/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
Raincoat!Draco by Rhysenn reviews
Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/1/2001
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Less Than You Think reviews
After Draco Malfoy is taken as a prisoner of the Order, Harry is assigned to guard him. At the same time he deals with trying to find horcruxes and Voldemort bringing his sixteen year old self to the present. Harry/Draco & Tom/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Thanks for the Socks reviews
After Draco Malfoy shows up unexpectedly at Privet Drive, the consequent school year holds many dramatic changes. Extreme parody and hardcore absurdity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,957 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Waving Affections reviews
Harry and Draco are at it again, though Draco wants it to stop. The war is approaching and the cards have been dealt - Harry's on one side, Draco's on the other. Sequel to Fortunately Unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fortunately Unfortunate reviews
Harry and Draco are at it once again, though the fight seems more than they bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Albus and Tom, A Tea Time Story reviews
This is a parallel story to Thanks for the Socks. Dumbledore and Voldemort become friends over tea. Interior decorating, Versace, Dance Dance Revolution, and the Britney Spears Center for the Dark Arts ensues. Es Finito!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Albus D., Voldemort
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