Author has written 13 stories for Baldur's Gate, White Wolf, Teen Titans, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Fable, and Wizards of Waverly Place.
Most folks call me Felix, it's not my real name, but I like it, and to quote a bad-ass: Why the fuck not?
Little bit about me: I grew up loving books (thanks to my female parental unit), and it didn't take long for me to start a couple of my own. When I got out of high school I did a stint in the Marines, which colored my language a little a did a good bit for improving my realism in my gunfight scenes. Now, I'm basically wandering the U.S. looking for a place to sit down and relax for a little while. It's been a hectic few years for me, so I just kinda wanna take a deep breath and maybe buy a couch to sink into at the end of the day.
Quotes:Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most._O. Osbourne
Dig the earth with your spade, bury the blood of the slaves sent to uncover your diamonds, wed your princess with the ghoulish stones and watch her eyes light with the fires of the crystals.
Humans should not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for we are crunchy and taste good with ketchup._unknown.
If you're looking for stories about pretty elves or sparkly vampires, this probably is not where you want to be._SickleYield
Sam, I may be a hired killer, but I'm not evil. _ Mary Worth character
Perseverance, you like that in your zombie hordes. Any zombie horde you get from here on out will be held to this standard! _Harry Potter, Bungle in the Jungle
Yeah, yeah; right now it's all "ooh, aah" but later there's running, and screaming. Ian Malcolm Jurrassic Park
All the world's a stage, and it's men and women merely players. They have their entrances and their exits, and one man may wear many hats in his lifetime._Shakespeare
"Even I am greater than thou now, knunckle; I am a fool, thou art nothing."_From the jester to King Lear
They've gone to plaid!_Barf from Spaceballs
Hobbies:Reading, writing, and lots of video games.
Read me(some of these are gender- specific and some I didn't include; DarthRevanShepard has more)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic .
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the man who isn't aloud to visit his son at his mother's house because the court said that I was a bad influence on him, all because I love another man.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
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My name is Sarah
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
I walk to school
I hate that place
I walk with my head down
I slow my pace
Why did the holidays
have to end
I go back to that hellhole
without a single friend
I see the gates
I want to flee
I see the beasts
coming for me
That throw me around
laugh in my face
they keep telling me
im such a disgrace
so what if im short
so what if im strange
its all your fault
you've made me deranged
you are the one
who makes me sad
the one that makes sure
that im never glad
when school is over
you smile cruelly
you knew you had
made my day more gruelling
I run home
I start to cry
you make me wish
I could just die
I hide in my room
I lock my door
are you glad that in five minutes
I'll be dead on my floor
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1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
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I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I'm Pagan, so I must be a Satan-worshipping hedonist (look it up).
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I must be a fanatic.
I'm into heavy metal, so I must be a cutting-wrists emo
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm GAY so I'm not into sports
I'm GAY so I MUST be into dance, theater, or the arts
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm Hispanic so I MUST be loud and lazy and depend on the government.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be dumb, know how to cook and clean and shut up.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm BlACK, so I MUST be in a gang
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be in trouble with the law
I'm Black so I must be lazy
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I associate with gays/lesbians therefore I am one too.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST be a drunken crossdresser
I don't use FACEBOOK, so I MUST be a loser
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST be ginger, stupid, alcholic, eat haggis, wear a kilt and talk in a deep highland acsent
I'm GOOD AT SCHOOL so I must be a teacher's pet
I'm OLD so I MUST be senial
I wear TRACKIES so I MUST be a ned
I DYE MY HAIR so I MUST be a punk or an emo
I'm SMART so I MUST have no friends
I DON'T HANG OUT WITH THE "POPULAR" CROWD so I MUST be a loser
I read A LOT OF BOOKS so I MUST be a geek
I'm ENGLISH so I MUST be rich, posh and snobby
I'm a GIRL so I MUST wear dresses and make-up all the time
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a lesbian
I like ROCK MUSIC so I MUST be a punk or an emo
I'm BLACK so I MUST like rap music
I'm BLACK so I MUST like basketball
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm a SOUTHERNER so I MUST fancy my brother/sister/cousin
I don't SMOKE/DRINK/HAVE SEX UNDERAGED so I MUST be a loser and have no friends.
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