Weretiger Marduk
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Joined 01-28-05, id: 747935, Profile Updated: 03-06-11
Author has written 13 stories for Baldur's Gate, White Wolf, Teen Titans, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Fable, and Wizards of Waverly Place.

Most folks call me Felix, it's not my real name, but I like it, and to quote a bad-ass: Why the fuck not?

Little bit about me: I grew up loving books (thanks to my female parental unit), and it didn't take long for me to start a couple of my own. When I got out of high school I did a stint in the Marines, which colored my language a little a did a good bit for improving my realism in my gunfight scenes. Now, I'm basically wandering the U.S. looking for a place to sit down and relax for a little while. It's been a hectic few years for me, so I just kinda wanna take a deep breath and maybe buy a couch to sink into at the end of the day.

Quotes:Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most._O. Osbourne

Dig the earth with your spade, bury the blood of the slaves sent to uncover your diamonds, wed your princess with the ghoulish stones and watch her eyes light with the fires of the crystals.

Humans should not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for we are crunchy and taste good with ketchup._unknown.

If you're looking for stories about pretty elves or sparkly vampires, this probably is not where you want to be._SickleYield

Sam, I may be a hired killer, but I'm not evil. _ Mary Worth character

Perseverance, you like that in your zombie hordes. Any zombie horde you get from here on out will be held to this standard! _Harry Potter, Bungle in the Jungle

Yeah, yeah; right now it's all "ooh, aah" but later there's running, and screaming. Ian Malcolm Jurrassic Park

All the world's a stage, and it's men and women merely players. They have their entrances and their exits, and one man may wear many hats in his lifetime._Shakespeare

"Even I am greater than thou now, knunckle; I am a fool, thou art nothing."_From the jester to King Lear

They've gone to plaid!_Barf from Spaceballs

Hobbies:Reading, writing, and lots of video games.

Read me(some of these are gender- specific and some I didn't include; DarthRevanShepard has more)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic .
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
Im a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo .
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the man who isn't aloud to visit his son at his mother's house because the court said that I was a bad influence on him, all because I love another man.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't risk losing my family and friends.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I walk to school

I hate that place

I walk with my head down

I slow my pace

Why did the holidays

have to end

I go back to that hellhole

without a single friend

I see the gates

I want to flee

I see the beasts

coming for me

That throw me around

laugh in my face

they keep telling me

im such a disgrace

so what if im short

so what if im strange

its all your fault

you've made me deranged

you are the one

who makes me sad

the one that makes sure

that im never glad

when school is over

you smile cruelly

you knew you had

made my day more gruelling

I run home

I start to cry

you make me wish

I could just die

I hide in my room

I lock my door

are you glad that in five minutes

I'll be dead on my floor

If you are against bullying, copy and paste this in your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
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92 percent of the teen population would be DEAD if Abercrombie & Finch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you'd be one of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool,copy this to your profile.

If you know some one who should be run over by a bus,copy this to your profile.

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If you wish you were in a different world, copy this into your profile.

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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks),copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

If you or your best friend (s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

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Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you are the 8 percent that have stayed with rock, put this into your profile.~~

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If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile. (I've never heard of those TV shows in my entire life)

Everyone has problems, things that don't go as planned, days that they don't want to think of again. Some are worse than others, but we just have to remember, you're not the only one. If you agree, put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

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98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

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I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I'm Pagan, so I must be a Satan-worshipping hedonist (look it up).

I'm a CHRISTIAN so I must be a fanatic.

I'm into heavy metal, so I must be a cutting-wrists emo

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm GAY so I'm not into sports

I'm GAY so I MUST be into dance, theater, or the arts

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm Hispanic so I MUST be loud and lazy and depend on the government.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be dumb, know how to cook and clean and shut up.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm BlACK, so I MUST be in a gang

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be in trouble with the law

I'm Black so I must be lazy

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I associate with gays/lesbians therefore I am one too.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST be a drunken crossdresser

I don't use FACEBOOK, so I MUST be a loser

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST be ginger, stupid, alcholic, eat haggis, wear a kilt and talk in a deep highland acsent

I'm GOOD AT SCHOOL so I must be a teacher's pet

I'm OLD so I MUST be senial

I wear TRACKIES so I MUST be a ned

I DYE MY HAIR so I MUST be a punk or an emo

I'm SMART so I MUST have no friends

I DON'T HANG OUT WITH THE "POPULAR" CROWD so I MUST be a loser

I read A LOT OF BOOKS so I MUST be a geek

I'm ENGLISH so I MUST be rich, posh and snobby

I'm a GIRL so I MUST wear dresses and make-up all the time

I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a lesbian

I like ROCK MUSIC so I MUST be a punk or an emo

I'm BLACK so I MUST like rap music

I'm BLACK so I MUST like basketball

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm a SOUTHERNER so I MUST fancy my brother/sister/cousin

I don't SMOKE/DRINK/HAVE SEX UNDERAGED so I MUST be a loser and have no friends.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,312 - Reviews: 4738 - Favs: 7,489 - Follows: 8,208 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,240 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 7/30/2014
The Power He Knows Not by Steelbadger reviews
A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,753 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/6 - [Harry P., Eowyn] - Complete
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 879,738 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 4,411 - Follows: 4,396 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P.
Naruto: Wind Monk Banishment by Born of Prayers reviews
It had been over 4 years since Sasuke's attempted defection to Orochimaru, and his subsequent return. It had also been over 4 years since Naruto had been cast out of the Land of Fire. It may have been a mistake on Tsunade's part, but he won't return... *Note: The Flashback Chapters have been moved to their own stories, check my profile for them.*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,331 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 3,339 - Follows: 3,507 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [Naruto U., Fū] Sasuke U.
De-cruited by thewhitepatch reviews
After the defeat of Grima, Robin has been tasked with firing the different Shepherds. Join him as he lets each of them down as easily as he can.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 57,895 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Avatar/Robin - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lessons of Urza by gotanaddictiontofanfiction reviews
Harry was looking for Nicolas Flamel. Instead, Harry found a whole different way to use magic. Crossover with Magic: the Gathering. first fic, reviews are always appreciated
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,637 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Harry P.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 776 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 7,625 - Follows: 1,637 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 244 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
An Old and New World by Lens of Sanity reviews
Harry meets Bella and Sirius during the Azkaban Prologue… He comes out a little brassed off, and a whole lot apathetic… Then there was the Goblet and the Tournament… By fifth year he's a whole different animal… Heh well, the world wants its Hero…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 187,064 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2932 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Out of the Dust, She Rises by Mopps reviews
First fic. Cort wasn't sure why she was out here, but she was going to try hard to find out. She'll just pay for it by losing some things in the exchange. M rating for language, violence, romance and adult situations. FLW/Charon. R&R appreciated!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 176,064 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Mass Effect: Imperial Glory by Rommel The Magnificent reviews
A retelling of the Mass Effect story set in my Terra Ascendant universe. If you thought Humans were pushovers in ME, this is for you. Epilogue up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,536 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Wasteland Sheriff by ColonelJuice reviews
A story of a vault dweller who became a hero to the people of the wasteland. His growth from that fateful tenth birthday until the day he purified the wasteland. Rated M for all the right reasons.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 127,125 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
Messing with Fate by Bobmin356 reviews
Sometimes it's just not worth doing over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 5,031 - Follows: 992 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Winter Wonderland by Mickienotthemouse reviews
Raven and Red X get pushed down a mountain by accident and are now forced to live with each other for a night in a cave. How Raven handle Red X? And how will Red X charm Raven? RedxRaexRob My first Teen Titans story! Please Review! Chapter 6 is up people!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Red-X, Raven
Precious and Fragile by Flash Ferret reviews
Jinx needs a cover, impersonating a boy seems like the best bet. What trouble will this get her into? What ghost from her past will come back to haunt her? Read and find out! Femslash and cursing.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,503 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Jinx, Raven
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 231 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Hard Luck by AegisX-TAIL reviews
Always knew you were a hard luck woman...' X's voice slowly trailed off. An encounter with Raven interrupted X's life. Now he's tangled in a web of violence, lust, corruption, and death... and Raven is at the center. Will X get the girl and keep his life?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,665 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Red-X, Raven
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 195 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Hidden deep by Demon-Keychain reviews
Raven and Jinx. Two super powered teens on opposing sides of the law. they get trapped underground and have to stay calm to get out, but secrets come loose. what will this bring out in both of them. Shoujo ai. JinxRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,584 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Jinx, Raven
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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Alone 2 reviews
Raven and Blackfire are back in Jump City, secretly continuing their search for mutual happiness. But between the Titans' snooping and Jeddig tracking the wayward alien, they have their hands full.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Blackfire, Raven
Mass Zombies reviews
The title says it all. I'm told I do my best work when I'm so tired I'm seeing things, so this oughta be great. Give it a shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah
Rise of The Wizard Lord reviews
A Russo dead, another vanished, and a dastardly plan. Who is the Wizard-Lord? Where is Alex? The Wizard-Lord has enslaved humanity for one hundred and forty years, and no seems to be able to stop him.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Alex R., Justin R.
No Need reviews
To those closest to us,words are wasted. Mshep & Samara
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Samara
The end of the world reviews
After a Bandit kills Sparrow's wife, he journeys to Samarkand to find the one person who can understand his pain:Hammer. But with Jack of Blades returning, can they find the strength in themselves and each other to finish what was started 500 years ago?
Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone, Hammer
Alone reviews
Blackfire flees to Earth to escape Jeddig, a ruthless bounty hunter. there she meets with Raven,who is on vacation. She finds something besides just an ally.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,094 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Blackfire, Raven - Complete
The sword in the sand reviews
Whisper and the Hero meet in the Arena. Their duel in round nine and the Hero's decision. Story slightly tweaked. One-shot.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Whisper
Turians like tequila ,too reviews
Gabrielle Shepard has saved the galaxy, but there's still work to do. And the newly appointed Spectre, Garrus Vakarian, is right by her side. What happens when you mix a human and a Turian with a bottle of Petron?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
a Little Black Magic reviews
i thought it would be kinda cool to have Raven and Jinx hook up, so I wrote this. It's m for safety
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Jinx, Raven
Grimm reviews
Death has come to Jump City.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Story of the 121st reviews
This is the story of one stormtrooper trying to survive the war with the rebellion. There's violence and language, and maybe some other stuff later. ON HOLD
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007
Unlife reviews
This is in the time of the reckoning. Everything is totally made up. ABANDONED
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
There but not back again: a godchild's Tale reviews
This is my characters adventure through Baldur's Gate, with a few minor twists. ABANDONED
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Complete