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Joined 01-29-05, id: 748777, Profile Updated: 10-20-09
Author has written 38 stories for Lord of the Rings, Van Helsing, Tales of Rowan Hood, In The Forests of the Night, Series Of Unfortunate Events, X-Men: The Movie, Margaret Peterson Haddix, Les Miserables, Fairy Tales, Thief Lord, Dear Frankie, Corpse Bride, Harry Potter, and Phantom of the Opera.

HI!
L-X-R stands for LotR and X-Men Rules.
My sister will also be using this name, but in her stories she will mention her penname as G.CPE. We both agreed on L-X-R because we both agree that LotR and X-Men do rule. And there are very few things that sisters agree on, mind you.


Sorry Guys. I haven't been here for forever. And I'm not gonna come back cause I'm really busy'n all. Sorry.

And another thing: Thanks to all those who review to almost every one of my stories. Sorry I almost never read yours...Thanks!


G.CPE's favorite movies are: LotR, X-Men, Thief Lord, LXG, and Dear Frankie.
favorite book is Phantom of the Opera (duh).
favorite song is Music of the Night
favorite soundtrack is Phantom of the Opera (With Michael Crawford as the Phantom and Sarah Brightman as Christine)
favorite characters are Smeagol/Gollum, Scipio/Thief Lord, John/Pyro.
favorite author is BRIAN JACQUES!
favorite male ice-skaters: Johnny Weir and Evan Lysacek
favorite female ice-skaters: Michelle Kwan and Sasha Cohen

Hoping to get some X-men fics done and set up. Was thinking of doing a fic for Castaways of the Flying Dutchman, by Brian Jacques, we'll see how that comes out. I might do one for Thief Lord, depends. Anyway...

G.CPE hopes you enjoy all her fics.

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Erik and the XMen by eepybird reviews
The Phantom of the Opera suddenly finds himself in the 21st century, where the Xmen take him in until they can figure out how to return him to his novel. The results are odd, to say the least...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,910 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 11/30/2005
Black Magic by Menschlichkeit reviews
ppl were asking so...songs at the end are Silver and Cold by AFI and I Caught Fire by The Used [FINISHED]
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Complete
A&A&A Boarding School by Laiqualaurelote reviews
45 characters from 7 different books or movies attend A&A&A Boarding School together. How will Legolas fare in chemistry, Achilles in sewing and Artemis Fowl in PE? Will they survive the week despite teachers, classroom enmity and the Phantom of the Opera
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,953 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
POTO Help Line by Maidenhair reviews
Why do you think all the POTO characters had such a hard time? Well, they had ME as their advisor. Page 11 is here to scare you.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Erik, Christine
The Royal Person of the Shiny Object I: by Maidenhair reviews
A retelling of LOTR that is totally random. I finished chap. 2 finally! If I spell the names wrong feel free to correct me. :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/17/2005
Red and Cluck by Pimpernelunderthecelticmoon reviews
The little red hen, Knowing her wrong, has returned to the barnyard. YAY! This is the last chapter, so please review! New song: Forget about the Grain.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005
Arachibutyrphobia by Maidenhair reviews
Erik and Christine are snowed in the opera. They decide to have a nice, romantic time when suddenly... This is a real Phobia that doctors treat. I didn't make it up.Chapter 2 is here.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Christine, Erik
Tallyho and Away We Go! by Maidenhair reviews
The sub title for this is Why Erik Should NEVER get Drunk. Sort of explains itself, eh? Be nice please! Chapter 2 is here. Ta-ta!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005
The Story of Chippy by Maidenhair reviews
We all know the story of Erik, the freakish masked man, Christine, the brainschallenged divawannabe, and Raoul, the foppish aristo. However, who knows the story of Chippy the opera squirrel? Ending is completed. Plese review. Oh, and read it of
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Les Mikado by Maidenhair reviews
What do you get when Christine is a fan-dancing beauty, Erik is her gardian (and the Lord High Exicutioner,) and Raoul is none other than the SON of HIS MAGESTY THE MIKADO? Chaos and wierd songs ensue.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2005
Transylvania! by Laiqualaurelote reviews
It's Chicago the movie...Transylvanian style! Anna longs to be on stage, like her idol Van Helsing...till they both land in the Prison of the Church for murder. Carl becomes Anna's lawyer, and her case shoots to stardom, much to Van Helsing's dismay...
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,668 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004
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Drown, Drown reviews
A song of Boromir's! I'm not dead yet!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Precious and Me or we reviews
Gollum and Smeagol sing a duet about their feeling for the Precious...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Gollum, Smeagol - Complete
PyroManiac reviews
A poem about Pyro. That's all...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Pyro - Complete
Harry Potter Help Line reviews
The characters tell me their problems and I solve itor not. Hope you enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006
Stupid Elves reviews
I have nothing against elves, but Gimli used to. This is his song before he met Galadriel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Gimli - Complete
Pelennor Fields reviews
The ghosteses of the Land of the Dead sing a tune of their looking forward to freedom after a cursed life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Listen To The Ring reviews
Gollum's Ring Song. What else Can I Say.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Gollum, Smeagol - Complete
I Need A Lifetime Holiday reviews
Frodo's song about how he needs a holiday after this quest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Frodo B. - Complete
He Stabbed My Back reviews
A Song by Saruman about Wormtounge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Saruman - Complete
Sam's Bad Day Song reviews
Sam's song about his time wandering in circles to get to Mordor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Samwise G. - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
A poem about the title.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
URUK
Now that I've spelt Uruks correctly, you have the song again!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Pyro and Iceman reviews
G.CPE's fic. You know those two pics of Bobby and Pyro fighting with their mutation? Well, I decided to write a fic about the fight and stuff. No slash or anything, since I dislike slash. This is a terrible summary, but the fic is better. I assure you.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
The True Draco Malfoy reviews
G.CPE's fic. This is a short fic about Draco Malfoy. Not a slash fic or anything like that. If you don't like character deaths, don't read. Anyway, please do not read unless you've read the books. You'll get a bit confused if you haven't read the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Draco M., Albus D. - Complete
Poor, Poor Erik reviews
Poem about our dear Phantom.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Erik - Complete
Wizard reviews
Gandalf questions why he can't do great magic like Dumbledore and have a wand like Harry.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Gandalf - Complete
To The Beat of My Drum reviews
I love this new version of To The Beat of My Heart. I did bold all the parts you want to read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Since You've Been Gone reviews
Arwen's song to the tune of the title itself. It just suddenly popped up in my mind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Arwen U. - Complete
Prince of Mirkwood reviews
Legolas' Song sung to the tune of 'Hollaback Girl'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Aragorn's Running Song reviews
The three Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas are running after Merry and Pippin who were kidnapped. This is Aragorn's song...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Aragorn - Complete
Believe Me legolas reviews
Ode for Legolas. Sung to the tune of 'Believe Me Natalie' by the Killers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Legolas - Complete
All We Care About Is Us! reviews
Merry and Pippin's Song about thier Hobbit Life. Sung to the tune of 'All I Care about' from Chicago.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Sisterhood and the Charries from BMM reviews
The sisterhood and the Charries from BooksMoviesMusicals. Combined are PotO, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Veggietales, and Starwars.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006
Rememberance to Dumbledore reviews
Don't read if you haven't read the books. Otherwise, this is a short poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
The Corpse Bride's Poem reviews
Title says all. Bit of humor in it.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
I Always Think Of You reviews
A Poem. Wow. OK, It's a poem taken from the mother's point of view when she writes letters to Frankie.
Dear Frankie - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Too real to be a Shadow reviews
A poem about how the Shadow Children feel. Something like that. Whatever. Just read it...
Margaret Peterson Haddix - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Scipio reviews
A poem about Scipio. 'Tis all...
Thief Lord - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
The Midnight School for Vampires reviews
Title says all. Join Emma and her friends as she tries to survive this school for vampires. Note: Better chapters as the story goes along.
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005
Morgan Le Fay reviews
Didn't know where else to stick it. Here you go, a poem about Morgan Le Fay.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
Dark Child reviews
G.CPE's story. I made up a third child character. It takes place after 'Among the Enemy' so if you haven't read that yet, be warned: SPOILERS!
Margaret Peterson Haddix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
The ad for the CabbageRose reviews
Dedicated to a picture of a rose that I drew but it turned out to look like a cabbage. I was bored. Please enjoy. only one chappy!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Cobra reviews
This is about a mutant with a mutation as the title tells. I orginally was about to call it Cobra and Midnight, but it doesn't do much with Midnight. So... read and review! Hope you like it! G.CPE's fic.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,053 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Count Olaf's Lighter Boy reviews
Title says all. Syen helped with this one it was her idea. You have to read it to find out what it's about.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005
Van Helsing and the Ngaurhoth reviews
What if Van Helsing had to go and help Samwise Gamgee's sons and daughters defeat the Ngaurhoth. If you don't know what a Ngaurhoth is, READ THE STORY. And review of course. This is G.CPE's story, not LXR's.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Complete
Black Rose reviews
Well, it's a poem about the black rose that started it all. Please do read, It's much better than the summary. And do review. I really like reviews.
In The Forests of the Night - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Of the Rowan Wood reviews
A Simple Poem based off Nancy Springer's book: Rowan Hood. Please enjoy and review!
Tales of Rowan Hood - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
The Story of the GoStay reviews
A funny twist of Arwen's story. Instead of marrying Aragorn, he teaches her to do the Go-Stay under Elrond's instruction. Chaos soon occurs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Arwen U.
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