Alvor the Warhawk
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Joined 01-24-16, id: 7488235, Profile Updated: 09-05-18
Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars, and Naruto.

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Interests include philosophy, theology, military history, reading (fiction and non fiction), martial arts (since I was six), economics, and studying codes of honor and loyalty.

My tastes in music are varied to say the least. Everything from Black Sabbath to Katzenjammer to DMX. I listen to just about anything but sad country and some death/black metal.

I like good fan fiction and reading bad fan fiction, but unfortunately folks who write really bad fan-fiction tend not to like me being as anal as I am (learn the difference between there, they're, and their dammit).

I dislike really bad grammar and people who don't try to improve (or dislike Black Sabbath).

My hopes are to one day figure out how to perfectly calculate the economic-demographic paradox and contribute to the creation of psychohistory.

My goal is to surpass S'TarKan as the greatest fan-fiction writer ever! I'm coming for you S'TarKan-sama!

My style of writing can be a bit long winded, so be ready for long update times ("yay") and meaty chapters (yay!) and sometimes long chunks without violence or sex (should have just chained down a genestealer every five paragraphs or something).

I have no issues with any kind of sexual content put into fiction. As it is just that, fiction.

I like strong characters, that is no worf-effect, just feats and loads of mooks getting butchered, with really, really, really big fights (it isn't a party until we at least hit seven digits on the body count).

If I ship something God/Allah/Vishnu help you if you try to sink my ship (mumbles darkly about how RobinxRaven is clearly the superior choice)

I like manga/anime, again my tastes are a bit varied. I can go from Shiki to Gurren Lagan, then Hellsing to Cowboy Bebop.

I LOVE fluff. I actually know a bit about a lot and I'm willing to read up on just about anything.

The one thing that really sets me off (aside from manipulating/killing people for the "greater good" without accepting responsibility, forced stupidity for the sake of the plot, and people who don't just put a bullet in the bad guys head) are people who give up insane amounts power for some convoluted moral reason.

I like my villains smart and competent, and my heroes willing to get their hands dirty. Heads up on anything I touch, I tend to dislike characters that remain weak when they have the opportunity to easily and quickly grow (Issei from highschool DxD comes to mind). Also, I tend to be pretty generous with power ups and I'll buff the overall level of just about everyone with a name.

Last note on my stories, unless explicitly stated, the science behind my character's powers is applicable so long as they're in the same universe (so chakra works on a single principle, magic on another, and The Force on its own) and I'll likely explicitly define how certain things work.

I happen to firmly believe that the sign of a good wizard is one that firmly knows when they have gone to far, then says fuck it and keeps going to see how badly everything will implode.

And remember, it's perfectly OK to become a god for the sake of becoming a god. Just don't let it go to your head! "cackles menacingly"

Odet visar sig i splitterrok och damm

Fate shows itself in shrapnel, smoke, and dust!

I'm currently working with author Crimson-Wyvern atm.

First update in a while. I've finished rehab for my staph infection and have begun beta-reading to help me get back into things.

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We'll Believe a Man Can WHAT! by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
The year is 1964, though the people of the Citadel don't know that date. Earth is unknown to them, a nice little blue world in an isolated corner of the galaxy. Yet, Earth's impact on the galaxy will be known far and wide, when its greatest hero decides to broaden his reach. The galaxy's going to be a nicer place, assuming everyone's brains don't break first. Humorous snippets.
Crossover - Superman & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,347 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 4/19/2023 - Published: 2/23/2017
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,461 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 7,680 - Follows: 7,919 - Updated: 12/29/2022 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
His Father's Son by Sideos reviews
Izuku Midoriya doesn't have a quirk. Izuku has a curse. A thing. A horror that burnt his skin, ruined his life and filled his head with monsters. His dream is to master the darkness and become a hero, but can anyone overcome such darkness? Or will he fall to shadow and flame? Well, he is his father's son.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 73 - Words: 571,694 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 3/18/2022 - Published: 3/2/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, 1-A Students, Inko M.
Ring-Maker by Lithos Maitreya reviews
Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 153 - Words: 420,816 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 2/11/2022 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Sauron, Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
Theogony by Darth Marrs reviews
"I was born almost three thousand years ago in the city of Sparta, born of a mortal woman and Zeus the Aegis Holder, the King of Olympus. I am a god. Your mother was born over three thousand years ago to Njord of the Vanir, and Nerthus, the River Goddess of the Northlands, and she was a goddess. And you, Taylor, are a goddess also." Being a god carries a terrible responsibility.
Crossover - God of War & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 260,494 - Reviews: 4023 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 5,194 - Updated: 5/22/2021 - Published: 5/6/2020 - Skitter - Complete
A Fallen God by Hostiel reviews
When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,968 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 8,257 - Follows: 9,348 - Updated: 4/23/2021 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Loki
Welcome to the club by Malicean reviews
Still reeling from the revelations at Bespin – and not exactly reassured by Obi-wan's rationalizations and Yoda's last words and subsequent disappearing act – Luke had entered the coordinates for his first jump away from Dagobah more or less blindly. He had promptly come this close to splattering his X-wing all over the SSD Executor's colossal armored underbelly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 144,836 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 3/28/2021 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett, General Veers
Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 267 - Words: 327,540 - Reviews: 8699 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 2/4/2021 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 6,566 - Follows: 7,411 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8354 - Favs: 13,076 - Follows: 13,236 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium by erttheking reviews
A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,010 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7787 - Favs: 19,053 - Follows: 21,054 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,062 - Reviews: 5079 - Favs: 10,298 - Follows: 9,807 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., Marius B.
Seeing the Darkness by Orpheus Kidwell reviews
Ancient Blood mixes in strange ways. Born to a half-Uzumaki princess and raised by a Hyuuga elder, Naruto is unique in ways no one understands. His Byakugan see more than any other, all the way back to the original Otsutsuki. With those eyes, he can see the darkness no one else can. And he's growing tired of it. Byakugan!Sealmaster!Kenjutsu!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,933 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Naruto U., Yakumo
Naruto: Look to the Stars by Beastrider9 reviews
While in the Orphanage Naruto comes across a strange book. This Book holds ancient forbidden knowledge no man was meant to know. The Necronomicon has entered the ninja world.
Crossover - Naruto & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 163 - Words: 537,171 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Incendio by savya398 reviews
Smaug lost his son to orcs years before taking Erebor. In another world Harry Potter is experiencing some strange new symptoms while taking part in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But how could these two things possibly be connected?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,002 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 6,707 - Follows: 6,160 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Harry P., Smaug - Complete
Punch the Limit by nanashiX reviews
His godly chakra reserves? All gone. Amazing and destructive jutsu? Can't use 'em. Weak? Not even close. If all else fails then good old fashion exercise will help. Unfortunately, he may have overdone it because now Naruto is bored. "How'd you get so strong?" "Push ups, sit ups, and plenty of orange juice!"
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,282 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 5,896 - Follows: 6,482 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U.
The Skywalker Entries by jenna323.m reviews
After the death of Shmi, Obi Wan comes to the realization that Anakin desperately needs to vent his feelings and suggests that he keep a journal. Reluctantly, Anakin agrees, recording the dark thoughts that he could never openly say. After his fall, Obi Wan comes into possession of the journal and is determined to understand what happened and how he can bring him back.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,902 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/14/2018 - Published: 6/16/2017 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T.
Nosferatu by Rothak reviews
After a rather painful revelation and deciding to try to leave the Wizarding World behind, Harry accepts an invitation. One that may very well put him at odds with the Hellsing Organization.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,099 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 806 - Published: 6/13/2018 - Harry P., Helena - Complete
The Bloody Ashikabi by Arawn D. Draven reviews
When the Dursleys go to Japan, Dudley accidentally activates a security in MBI's locals that kill them. Now, what will MBI and Karasuba do with the child they found when they checked the Dursleys' car? Rated M for mention of torture and child abuse, and future language and gore. There will be some Dumbledore, Potters, and some Weasley Alive!Potters [DISCONTINUED]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 327,758 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 7,011 - Follows: 6,818 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Harry P., No. 04/Karasuba, No. 07/Akitsu] Takami S. - Complete
Don't Say Vampire by DeltaNovember reviews
Taylor gains monstrous, vampiric powers and is adopted by Faultline's Crew.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 215,253 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 5/22/2018 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Skitter, Madison C., Faultline - Complete
Fate's Gamble: Round Two by Lupine Horror reviews
Sequel to Fate's Gamble. Harry has finished with his original world (aside from a few visits) and now it's time to follow through on his promise to Fate to set right another world that her meddling didn't have quite the same effect as in his own. Summoned to fight Voldemort once more, Harry decides to have some fun while he's there. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,099 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 4,866 - Follows: 4,291 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Complete
The Problem of Evil by Charles Bhepin reviews
Because removing evil is not the same as creating good. How to direct Demiurge's sadism towards more useful pursuits.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 128 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 5045 - Favs: 16,394 - Follows: 16,698 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Warden of Ash and Fire by Iarumas reviews
-Game of Thrones/For Honor Crossover- A Warden awakens, finding herself in Kings Landing as the city is sacked by red and gold lions.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,252 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 2/18/2017 - OC, Rhaenys T., Elia M.
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 677,023 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 4,899 - Follows: 4,421 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
Serpents and Celestial Bronze by Levity Lirum reviews
He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,379 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 8,059 - Follows: 8,274 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 8/23/2014
Hugs by Gerald Apollyon reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to change someones life is a simple hug. One-Shot.
Ring, 2002 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Complete
She Summons Sea Things by the Sea Shore by mp3.1415player reviews
Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 534 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Kid Win, E. Piggot, Assault
How Harry Got a Date by ARega1s reviews
How difficult can it be for Harry Potter to get a date to the Yule Ball? Extremely difficult if you have a jealous Ron Weasley scaring them away. Warning for Ron bashing. Rated T for themes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Harry P., Padma P., Parvati P.] - Complete
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 7,495 - Follows: 4,593 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 10,496 - Follows: 7,242 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Naruto of the Seven Clans by YAXON reviews
Through a simple fluke, Sarutobi is forced to reveal Naruto's parentage to the major Clan Heads of the Leaf Village. And instead of entrusting the boy to just one Clan, Sarutobi forces them to 'share' the boy in a joint adoption system. Oooh this won't end well... Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,804 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Naruto U.
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 295,394 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 6,497 - Follows: 6,230 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
The Furies of the Overlord by Levity Lirum reviews
From the perspective of the female 'servants' snatched when your Overlord is Corrupt enough. What if the Tower Heart changed them as they accepted their places serving the Overlord. Sequel up as 'Fury's Revenge'.
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,127 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Coming back with a name by Chronos guardian reviews
Naruto's been given a rare chance to go back and change things. Many wish for it but Naruto's going to have to learn the responsibilities that come with it. Top that with the need for a new identity and you have something complex.
Crossover - Naruto & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,417 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 16045 - Favs: 25,500 - Follows: 22,265 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 14,289 - Follows: 6,684 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Fate's Gamble by Lupine Horror reviews
When Zelretch conducts an experiment and the being known to all as Fate intervenes Harry Potter's life is changed irrevocably. Now being raised by those who don't fit the definition of 'Normal' it is a very different Harry that is unleashed on the world. Or is it worlds? Disclaimer: This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 88 - Words: 927,883 - Reviews: 5655 - Favs: 7,021 - Follows: 4,762 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Harry P., Rider - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 546 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 3,514 - Follows: 2,671 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 4,269 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 5,267 - Follows: 1,252 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,613 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 7,793 - Follows: 4,148 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Rubies & Sapphires Book 2: Onyx & Citrine by Synica reviews
Part two of the Rubies & Sapphires Books. Naruto has kept his promise to Kurenai and come back from the Jounin Exams alive. Pairings: NaruxKure. Minor HinaxShin, ShikxTema and possibly others. Please read the first book before this one. Closed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,069 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
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My one shots that I Most likely stole from much better authors
These are the ideas I've inevitably ripped off from more talented people. You should go read them. Really. These are mostly one shots. Probably won't have too many. I'm rather lazy. M rated because I 'm, again, lazy and figure I should be safe rather than sorry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,558 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2017 - Published: 10/20/2017
Why not rule the galaxy? reviews
What happens when a boy ends up in a modified kolto tank, survives a super soldier experiment, and then manages to secure one of if not the greatest conqueror to ever live as his teacher? Well, war of course. And training, lots and lots of training, not all his thankfully! After all, Coruscant wasn't sacked in a day!
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,731 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 3/26/2016