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Joined 01-30-05, id: 749330, Profile Updated: 05-14-08
Author has written 2 stories for Fairy Tales, and Harry Potter.

Name: Emily

Age:21

Sign:Libra

Movies: POTC, LOTR, Harry Potter, all Johnny Depp films, Ice Age, Moulin Rouge, all musicals, Fight Club, Bridget Jones,

T.V:. Buffy reruns, Lost, True Life, Seinfeild Will & Grace

Actors: Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Colin Firth, Alan Rickman Actresses: Nicole Kidman, Miranda Otto, can't think of any, Liv Tyler
Likes: Johnny Depp, shopping, chocolate, coffea/tea, reading, and writing
Dislikes: my brother, rumors and those who judge others
Music: Prince, The Darkness, Aerosmith, Billy Idol, Gretchen Wilson I know odd combo
Quotes:

"Let us be off my little anemic toad" -me talking to my cousin.

"Serenity Now!"-Sienfeld

"Doom on You" DoDo birds from Ice Age.

"Emily pick up your bag"
"Natalie pick up your mouse" -me and my sister having annother conversation that doesn't make since

"I heard you yelling. I heard you yelling Jack. I'm Charlie, by the way" Charlie from LOST

as a rainstorm pours down around them "Guys, is this normal? Day turning into night? You know? End of the world type weather? Is this... Guys?" Charlie from LOST

Kate:Where did that come from?
Sawyer: Probably bear villageā€¦ how the hell do I know?
Kate:Not the bear, the gun. -LOST

Kate: Somebody's in there.
Jack: Sawyer.
Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass. -LOST

Jack: Get up!
Sawyer: Why? You wanna see who's taller?-LOST

"Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"-Dr.Evil, 1st Austin powers movie

filling out a form
Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please! -1st Austin powers movie

AustinPowers:"Allow myself to introduce... myself."-1st Austin powers movie

Austin Powers:"Judo chop!" -1st Austin powers movie

Austin Powers: "That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!"-1st Austin powers movie

Austin Powers: "Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!"-1st Austin powers movie

Austin Powers sees a man sitting in the corner of the restroom
Austin Powers:"Excuse me, but you didn't happen to see...
Austin looks at the man and sees that he is blind
Austin Powers: ...anything at all."

Kevin Bacon: Man if I had a dollar for every jock strap my stalker stole from me...

Jack: You'd have 187!...

Kevin Bacon looks at Jack strangely

Jack:...

Jack nervously It's just an expression- Will & Grace

Grace: I just gave a homeless guy a quarter I think it was Johnny Depp. Will & Grace

STORIES IN PROGRESS:

Addicted to Love: Coming in the next day or so!!

Lonely Hearts by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
Shooter has fled Mort's mind and left gaps in his heart. Now Mort is lonely. What will he do to find and keep the woman of his dreams? The answer: anything! warning: sexual content!
Secret Window - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,310 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Complete
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Beauty from Pain reviews
The pain that Pansy Parkinson goes through, when Draco breaks up with her. Songfic. Slight Pansy Ron. ENJOY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Pansy P., Ron W. - Complete
Snow White Meets the Big Bad reviews
Who is the Big Bad? Read to find out. Some suggestive dialogue. Just warning you.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2005