Poll: IF I decided to let Megan end up with any one of the Assassin's Creed Co., who do you think it should be? Purely hypothetical. If it did happen it would be at the VERY VERY end. Vote Now!
Author has written 5 stories for Teen Titans, Avatar: Last Airbender, Star Wars, M*A*S*H, and Assassin's Creed.
Well, um, hi, I guess and welcome to my profile. Some of you may have once known me as RavenRulzRF. Now I am (Drum rolls and confetti falls from ceiling) ACE OF ACES 2.0!! Why the "2.0", you might ask. Well...it started a while ago...
Ace was sitting in her chair when some random girl in MJOLNIR armor and a commando in Katarn armor-
No, no, NO! (sigh) Sorry. Wrong flashback. Who put the labels on these things...
Ace was on Wookieepedia and had just created an account for herself. She then left the computer and came back and tried to log in. One problem: she'd forgotten the password. Well, why not just E-mail it, you ask? Ace had not left an E-mail address for said task.
I'm never letting Caboose label these things ever again. And I thought it was a simple job...(sigh)
Anyway, no, Donut, don't tap the glass, the fish don't like it, I became Ace of Aces 2.0. Tartarus, don't smack Tucker with that meat tenderizer!
Tucker: The hell...Tartarus was going to smack me?
Tartarus: This is a gravity hammer!
Well, my first thought when I saw you on Halo 2 was: Why is the giant ape holding something that looks like it belongs in my mom's kitchen?
Scorch: Uhh...why didn't you call it a meat tenderizer then?
I didn't know what it was called until yesterday.
Church: (Walks in, looks at everything that's going on, shakes his head hopelessly, and leaves)
Boss: Scorch, do not blow Tartarus up again... Sev, DO NOT touch that...
Altaïr: (Is struggling through the tutorial on Assassin's Creed)
Desmond: (Laughs as Altaïr knocks over another jar carrier in the tutorial)
Altaïr: (Ejects hidden blade) I could always end our bloodline, Desmond...
Eye color: Brownish black
Hair color: Brown with natural blonde highlights(I'm starting to get the effects of those highlights... no offense...maybe it's the sun...hmm...wanders off to ponder said question to herself)
Name: Why should I tell you? And by the way, Katara, it's NOT Rachel.
Height: Five foot three and a half, according to the doctor. But I have my doubts...
Location: Eh, somewhere on this planet. Maybe I'll tell you when I feel like it. In a million years.
Place of Origin: God knows, but it ain't here.
I hate being short!
Things I like: Sports, Animals, Shopping(for world domination supplies), Internet, or TV, or Xbox, or Wii
Things I hate: A lot of stuff. The list is WAAY too long. Trust me. (My class is on it.)
Quick fact: I have an evil friend named Cindy who will one day rule the planet.
Scorch and Sev rock my sox. So does Fi, and Atin... aw hell, the whole clone army rox my sox!
I tend to shout out random words such as Eggs! And Peaches! And Assassin!
Favorite TV shows: MASH, Danny Phantom, Fairly Oddparents, WITCH, Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Codename: Kids Next Door, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Spongebob Squarepants, Code Lyoko, American Dragon: Jake Long, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Black Adder, Dr. Who , 'Allo 'Allo, Red Dwarf(I'm a Dwarfer!)(Does little hand sign)(All the people in my class think that's weird), Teen Titans
Favorite Books: Republic Commando series, Harry Potter series, WITCH series, Eragon, Eldest, Magyk, Dragon Rider, The People of Sparks, The City of Ember, The Traveler
Favorite Movies: Star Wars(Duh!), Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Hoodwinked, Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Men In Tights, The Silent Movie, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Life of Bryan, History of the World Part 1, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, Anastasia, Legally Blonde, Down Periscope, The Pacifier
Favorite Video games: STAR WARS: REPUBLIC COMMANDO (Xbox), Assassin's Creed (Xbox 360), Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories (GBA), Catz (GBA), Star Wars Episode 3 (Xbox and GBA), Lego Star Wars (GBA), Star Wars BattleFront 2 (Xbox), Guitar Hero III (Wii), ALL AND EVERY HALO GAME KNOWN TO MODERN MAN AND MAYBE A FEW KNOWN TO WHALES...
"This place gives me the creeps." "Ah, Scorch- nothing like a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bush, putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's cranium...makes me feel alive." "Okay, now Oh- Seven's giving me the creeps." - Scorch and Sev, Republic Commando
"I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got into this war, me and the Pentagon had a special deal: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash-and-carry, carry me back to Old Virginia! I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun."- Hawkeye, MASH
"I can take umbrage, I can take the A-train, I can take the cake, I can take two and call me in the morning, but I can not take this sitting down! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take five." - Hawkeye, MASH
"Hey look, the star is out tonight." "Helicopter."-Madagascar
"Oh have you seen my hippo? He hides and I must seek." "I cannot play, please do you know, a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall, and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV..." "Hey Starfire, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"-Teen Titans
"Judging by that temper, it has to be a girl." "Jeremy, do I really have to hear this?" "Well, Yumi, you can't always choose your friends!" -Code Lyoko
"Luck? In my experince, there's no such thing." -Star Wars
"Loo loo loo I got some apples..."-Grevious daydreamer(Did I spell that right?)(If you're reading this Greivous daydreamer, hi!)
When food arrives, eat.-Star Wars
"There's always a bigger fish." - Star Wars
"This place is starting to feel just like home."-Teen Titans
"Who wants to date a 95-pound moth?" -WITCH
"Don't you have like a poo vacuum cleaner?"- WITCH
"Aaanimals. Disgusting." -Hercules
"Whoa, is my hair out?" -Hercules
"And then we will take over Antarctica!" -My friend Sarah when she and I disscuss world domination(I'm gonna help Cindy one day)
"Yo mama!"- The other idiots(Yes, they're idiots. Very few of them are not idiots, and these are the ones I socialize with.) in my class
"Morning George, morning Baldrick. Still the striking resemblence to guppy fish at feeding time." -Blackadder
"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?" -Blackadder
"Well tallyho! With a bing and a bong and a buzz buzz buzz!" "In English we say 'good morning.'"-Blackadder
"Your brain's so minute, Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit."- Blackadder
"I smell something fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble." -Blackadder
"'We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun." -Blackadder
"'Baldrick, in the Amazonian rain forests there are tribes of Indians as yet untouched by civilization who have developed more convincing Charlie Chaplin impressions than yours." -Blackadder
"George, who is using the family brain cell at the moment?" -Blackadder
"'Hear the words I sing,
"If you want something done properly, kill Baldrick before you start." -Blackadder
"Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is? " "Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron."-Blackadder
"He's mad! He's mad. He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of this year's Mr. Madman competition."- Blackadder
"Shut up, you silly old bat!"-'Allo 'Allo
"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once." -'Allo 'Allo
"Sev! How many kills you got today, psycho?" "More than you, wiseguy." "Keep this comm clear, you two." "Calm down, Fixer, just having a little fun ." -Scorch, Sev, and Fixer, Republic Commando
"Think that speeder still works?" "I'm not getting on it... that model's a death trap." (Boss slices console) "Nothing happened..." (Speeder suddenly zooms off and destroys a droid dispenser) "How many kills do I get for droid dispensers?" - Sev, Scorch, and Fixer, Republic Commando
"Was it 'red', 'green', 'red', or 'red', 'green','green'?""And he's supposed to be the demolitions expert?" - Scorch and Sev, Republic Commando
"Up... down... left..." Sev, Republic Commando
"Click...click... click..." Scorch, Republic Commando
"Do you want a large or a small crater, sir?" "Just get us inside without killing the squad, okay Scorch?" - Scorch and Boss, Republic Commando
"Request removal of data terminal in Delta dormitory. 40 may breach Kamino mainframe if left unattended. Strong proficency in data slicing." -Training Sargeant Walon Vau
"Remember what Sergeant Vau always told us: Eat your vegetable capsules." Scorch, Republic Commando
"The message just keeps repeating. Regret. Regret. Regret." "Catchy." "Any idea what it means?" "Dear humanity: we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggeddy-ass fleet!" "Hoo-ah!" -Cmdr. Keyes, Cortana, Sgt. Johnson, and two Marine pilots, Halo
"I know what you're thinking, and it's crazy." "So? Stay here." "Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy." - Cortana and the Master Chief, Halo
"Permission to leave the station, sir." "For what purpose, Master Chief?" "To give the Covenant back their bomb." -Master Chief and Admiral Hood, Halo
The three tenets of the Assassin's Creed-
1) Stay your blade from the blood of an innocent.
2) Always be discreet.
3) Never compromise the Order.
"What is the truth?" "We place faith in ourselves. We see the world for what it truly is, and hope that one day all of mankind would see the same." "What is the world?" "The world is an illusion, one to which we can submit, as most do, or transcend." "What does it mean to transcend?" "To recognize that nothing is true and everything is permitted. That laws arise not through divinity but through fate. I realize now that our Creed demands us not to be free, but to be wise." -Al Mualim and Altaïr, Assassin's Creed
- Assassin's Creed
"WELCOME TO MY WORLD! Now go home." -Sticker
"I'm olny human. I make misteaks."-Sticker
"A monkey with a computer is still a monkey." -Sticker
"Sometimes I creep myself out."-Sticker
"It's not my fault. Remember, I live in a world of bad examples."-Sticker
"It's all fun and games until someone pops an eye out. Then hey...free eyeball!"-Sticker
"Even though the voices in my head aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas." -Sticker
"If you have something bad to tell your mom, tell her while she's on the phone." -Sticker
"CLOWN CARS!"- me (Whenever I see a little car)
And now for my little trademark...FLYING MONKEY QUOTES!(They're all by me)
"Where did all the flying monkeys go?"
"But where will we fit the flying monkeys?"
"I blame the flying monkeys."
"The flying monkeys took it."
"Let's go find the flying monkeys!"
"M-O-N-K-E-Y-S! Monkeys, monkeys, they're the best!"
"What'll we do with the flying monkeys?"
"Curse you, flying monkeys!"
"They did it! They did it!" "The hell...Ace, who's 'they'?" "The flying monkeys, of course!"
This will be updated with more regularly.
I have another little trademark...'What do we do?' quotes! (Yet again, all by me)
"What do we do now?"
"NOW what do we do?"
"Yeah, yeah, that was real smart. NOW what do we do?"
"What'll we do now? What do we do next? I'M SO CONFUSED!"
"Shut up... what do we do now?"
"I'm bored... what do we do now?"
This will also be updated when I feel like it.
Randomness and other somesuch
If you think air is a solid because you continuously trip over it, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you have fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you think the Rabbit should either kill the kids who won't give him trix, or transform them into something other than 'kids' copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been looking for something that was right in front of your face the whole time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to turn something on that wasn't plugged in and then spent hours wondering why it didn't work, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the meaning of life is 42, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your high school class was or is made up of all females, yourself among them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think brunette moments can be worse then blond. Copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
If you know someone, or several people, who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you become annoyed easily by bad 'yo mama' jokes, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile
If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coruscant, and Kashyyykk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
The next thing I will tell you about is a demented Barney song! If you like Barney, this song is not for you.
(To the tune of : On Top of Old Smokey)
On top of Old Smokey,
All covered in blood,
I shot the evil Barney
With a 44 slug.
I went to his funeral,
I went to his grave.
Instead of throwing flowers,
I threw a grenade.
He got up and chased me,
I told him he was dead.
He didn't believe me,
So I shot off his head.
Felt sorry for Barney, (Not Really)
After shooting off his head.
Instead of being purple,
He turned a bright red.
This is my OC section. For detailed profiles for the main characters I make up in my stories, see here. I've only got a few, but it will hopefully get longer. They are divided up by story or series.
I Don't Think We're at School Anymore:
Real name: Macy Geralds
Appearance: 5'4 with brown hair and brown eyes, or green eyes, depending if she's wearing her color contacts, small yet strong build
Place of Origin: Texas, USA
Good character traits: Keeps a cool head under pressure, a natural leader, very loyal, very decisive, tenacious
Bad character traits: Very impatient, doesn't like to lose, slightly trulucent, has a short fuse, a bit of a troublemaker
Little bits of info: Her father works for the CIA and she has a fourth degree black belt in Kenpo karate.
Most Said Quote: "Oh in the name of the good Lord God... what happened now?"
Real Name: Tawny Williams
Appearance: 5'5 with auburn hair and brown eyes, athletic build
Place of Origin: Texas, USA
Good character traits: Vaguely empathic, very understanding, doesn't become angered easily, very cool-headed, knows how to get Scorch out of trouble
Bad character traits: Has a tendency to shut others out when people hurt her, sometimes can be very egotistical, territorial
Little bits of info: Scorch's partner in crime, she usually does the planning side of their pranks.
Most Said Quote: "I tell you, it's not gonna work like that. Let the master show you how."
There's an Assassin in My Gameroom:
Real Name: Megan, called Church by Julia
Appearance: 5'3 with brown hair and brown eyes- very slim
Place of Origin: Texas, USA
Good character traits: Can easily take control of a chaotic situation, strong-willed
Bad character traits: Stubborn, hotheaded, wildly unpredictable- will deck you merely if she feels like it
Little bits of info: Proficient in Kenpo. Cousin to Julia, Alicia, and Davey
Most Said Quote: "Altaïr, Desmond... what did you do?"
Real Name: Julia, called Caboose by Megan
Appearance: 5'5 with brownish-blond hair and brown eyes- athletically built
Place of Origin: Texas, USA
Good character traits: Funny, can make anyone laugh, good sense of humor
Bad character traits: Hotheaded, very mouthy
Little bits of info: Has been in more than her fair share of fights. Cousin to Megan and Alicia, sister to Davey
Most Said Quote: "Desmond, can I have my controller back?"
Real Name: Alicia, occasionally called Donut by Julia
Appearance: 5'2 with very dirty blond hair and brown eyes- vaguely overweight, but is losing it
Good character traits: Kind, tenacious, more serious than Megan, Julia, or Davey
Bad character traits: Hotheaded, easily set off my minute things
Little bits of info: The saner of the four- cousin to Megan, Julia, and Davey
Most Said Quote: "...You don't even know how to work that, do you?"
Real Name: David, occasionally called Grif by Megan
Appearance: 5'6 with longer, dark brown hair and brown eyes- very skinny
Good character traits: Calm, collected, coolheaded
Bad character traits: Despises learning (Landed him in summer school), lazy, does not eat enough
Little bits of info: Avid gamer. If learning were a game, he would enjoy it more. Cousin to Megan and Alicia and brother to Julia
Most Said Quote: "I will hit you."
Also, check out these forums!
The Star Wars Roleplaying Forum- http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Star_Wars_Roleplaying_Forum/12381/
Halo Role Playing- http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Halo_Role_Playing/59616/
Assassin's Creed RP- http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Assassins_Creed_RP/61375/