Catherine Wheels
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Joined 01-30-05, id: 749598, Profile Updated: 08-27-11
Author has written 27 stories for Sweeney Todd, Assassins, Wild Party, LaChiusa, Wild Party, Lippa, Misc. Books, Misc. Plays/Musicals, James Bond, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno.

FACTS.

- I am on a long, long fanfiction haitus.

- My posted Hetalia fanfics vary in readability. Some of them are crap.

- I removed the RP write-ups (Red Winter Blossoms and 20 Degrees Celcious) as it was brought to my attention that some readers do, in fact, have standards and upon reflection, it really was tremendously juvenile to write rape/exploitation fiction. The only poor justification I can provide is that it was written during a time period when my RP partner and I were just stepping into the fandom and had a poor understanding of the character dynamics and an even poorer understanding of how problematic it was to continue the fetishization of personal trauma that is prevelant in fanfiction. Since that RP was completed two or so years ago, I have changed as a person and I apologize.

- I believe in FemChina. Not because I am opposed to the idea of a feminine man, but because I believe that a strong and central character in Hetalia should be female. Hungary doesn't count, as she isn't one of the primary Allies.

All characters in my stories on this site belong to their respective creators, unless otherwise stated.

All content with the exception of the characters (meaning all the fanfics) are, obviously, copyright to me.

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How the Captain Fixed His Watch by ShirouHokuto reviews
Scenes from the life of a Fascist army captain. M for violence, character death, references to torture.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
The Laughing Gun by rewrittengirl reviews
POST-LND: The gun stared at him. It was laughing at him. It mocked him. "Go ahead. End it. You have nothing to live for now." Raoul is a fool. A drunken fool with a gun. All he has to do is pull the trigger...
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
Lágrimas Sucias by EulaliaGal reviews
Spain/England. "Ne, Arthur, we've never really loved each other, have we? I'm just a replacement; and so are you." For Spain and England, it's never been about love; just blood and lust and a way to pass the time as their beloved grow slowly up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Spain, England/Britain
My Graffitied Side of the Wall by Irish Panda reviews
Post WWII. Germany is suffering and Italy tries everything to help him. Germany's POV. Yaoi, Rape, Sadistic OOC Moments, Violence, Sensitive Material, GerIta with Minor PruCan and RoChu. Summary Fails.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Coke in Green Glass Bottles by 1848 reviews
'They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America;' also, too much Watchmen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Published: 6/22/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Clutches of Winter by Josephine Falnor reviews
China was right not to trust General Winter, but she never taught young Russia to do the same, and for that, Russia paid the price. Fem!China, Russia, and General Winter. No historical accuracy whatsoever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
1937, Guernica by 1848 reviews
Spain is living a lie. The Spain he knows is not the Spain he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Spain - Complete
And then there was silence by TheEvilMuffinToaster reviews
UkraineRussia - He loved her. He hated her. He wanted her. He killed her. And then there was silence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Ukraine, Russia - Complete
Sunflowers In Moscow by Tokopica reviews
A midnight conversation between Russia and Lithuania ends in a not so usual fashion.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
For Now by RubyBelle reviews
He had left first. He had saved every bit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
One More Bite by Aries Draco reviews
from the kink meme. Russia with an eating disorder.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Vigil by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The Soviet Union falls, and Ukraine tries to keep Russia from breaking beyond repair. Revised.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Russia, Ukraine - Complete
Goodbye by Caterpillar reviews
A doomed long-distance romance that tells the story of Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace from a different point of view. Villiers says goodbye to his girlfriend, Strawberry Fields, when she takes a job in Bolivia.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Almost by WinchesterPhantom reviews
M almost wished it could have worked out for him. Post QoS
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2008 - M 3, James Bond/007 - Complete
Paved With Gold by Subia Jasmine reviews
She’d never believed the streets to be paved with gold... Nadine's gradual absorption into New York City following the death of her parents. The Wild Party: LaChiusa canon.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008
Fabrications by Subia Jasmine reviews
A poet loves a cynic, a cynic envies a philosopher, a philosopher loves a leader, and a leader loves his country. Lovers are regretful, but a cause is not in vain.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bahorel - Complete
Sounds From Underground by s-s-s-snakebite reviews
And if El Capitán is determined to dismiss every last childish fancy that crosses his path, let it be known that he does so with very good reason.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
To Be Good by Chicago Brown reviews
It is the curse of many evil men, and their ultimate tragedy, that they spend their lives seeking goodness, but never touching it. Very onesided Vidal/Mercedes.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Wary by Salem Saori reviews
They don't really know about their differences, less so what they have in common. Neither of them really wants to. Short oneshot, Mercedes & Vidal, no romance.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
After Midnight Dies by Subia Jasmine reviews
In the midst of such a beautiful nightmare they find her that night. Snatches of conversation growing louder, faces blurring together, the clock on the wall ticking towards midnight like a time bomb... The Wild Party, centered on Jackie and Queenie.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007
A Small Crime: a Tale from the Wild Party by BohemianCane04 reviews
The young woman had rain in her golden curls as she approached the police sergeant’s desk. She sat down shakily and lit a cigarette and she was so pretty he didn’t have the heart to tell her she couldn’t smoke.“Hello,” she stammered. “My name is Queenie F
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
Are You Here to Stay? by Subia Jasmine reviews
The Wild Party A poem from the point of view of Burrs, he surveys the breakdown of his relationship with Queenie and jealousy between couples as the Vaudeville night rages on.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
My Prize by DrWorm reviews
This ain't your typical "Cats" or "Rent" fiction. A little vignette based on the play "Assassins". Slash, also known as focusing on homosexual relationships. How the heck did I manage this?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2002
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Unfeeling reviews
They are at a stalemate in the new, clean Spain. VidalxCarmen
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
The Spoils of Internal War reviews
Germany might have been Spain's closest "friend" but it was England for whom Spain's heart desired. -Historically Based. FascistSpain NaziGermany-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
The Vaguely Romantic Lives of Ordinary People reviews
Yao can't decide if her regular is a blessing or curse, Anne debates an affair with a French shoe salesman, and Lovina wants her boss to smile for once in his life. Nobody lives in the city for the charm, of course. -FemChina FemEngland FemRomano. AU-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,708 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010
Laces reviews
Italy wants to be conquered, and Germany needs to make something, anything, right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Undignified Last Words reviews
America? I never loved the twit. Don't get the wrong idea just because I died for him. -Character Death. Duh-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/25/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
80 Proof reviews
Poor darling fell from grace and right into my arms. -Russia/FemChina. Fall of the USSR.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The CrossFire reviews
Why did Lithuania think leaving Russia to live with the resident war-monger was a good idea? Now America has an optimistic, coke-addled plan to 'crack open' China that will bring Lithuania closer to danger, and possibly romance, than he's ever been.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Lithuania, China - Complete
Whatever Remains reviews
It was always you, Russia, moving back and forth in the soap bubbles of my mind. I loved you, but I didn't leave you. -Russia/China. Stream of consciousness-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
By The Light Of The TV reviews
There was something about Russia that Lithuania couldn't help but love. -Russia/Lithuania, hints of Russia/China-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
7:30 AM reviews
Eventually, everyone is wounded. And the breakfast ends up burned. -Lithuania/Ukraine, implied Ukraine/Russia. Written as a script.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ukraine, Lithuania - Complete
Epoca Negra reviews
Spain bleeds from his wrists while the blood from the heart on France's sleeve has dried up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Spain, France - Complete
By the Time I Get to Phoenix reviews
Lithuania will no longer play the victim, and America has abandoned the part of hero. For once, Russia is on his own, and desperate to know which shoes he will fill. -Russia/Lithuania, Russia/America, slightly historical, fall of the USSR.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Gratitude reviews
Even if I die for him, at least he'll know I was loyal. -No Romance. Just Angsty Sibling Fluff-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Russia, Ukraine - Complete
Striking Back reviews
The greatest mistake Germany made was thinking that France was weak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - France, Germany
Starry Night reviews
I do not know which is more beautiful. Raskolnikov or the city tonight. -Slightly AU Crime and Punishment fic. Sonya/Raskolnikov-
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010
Mutually Assured Destruction reviews
At the end of the day, politics determine the bed she sleeps in, and the man she sleeps with. -Copious Amounts of Angst... and gender-bent ! China.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Pavlovian Conditioning reviews
Gifts are given for good behavior, and punishments for bad. But Lithuania knows that it doesn't matter what you bring Russia. Russia never learns, never changes, and never gets better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Cyanide and The Old Regime reviews
I'm not blaming Lithuania for what he did. I simply wish he hadn't. -No romance. Sort of dark crack. From Latvia's POV.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
The Hour Uncertain reviews
Greene can't stop thinking about death, and Felix wants nothing to do with it. -Quantum of Solace.-
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Shadows reviews
"If you want, you can kiss me." -The Wild Party. More NadinexBurrs. Merchant-Ivory inspiration.-
Wild Party, LaChiusa - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Victrola reviews
If the song stopped, he would slip away. The Wild Party, based on the nameless boy who appears in about a paragraph of the original poem.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Familiarity Breeds What Again? reviews
Kate absconds Queenie, Burrs wants to celebrate Thanksgiving 'the right way', and Jackie needs a place to stay for the weekend. Hopefully there's enough gin. -The Wild Party, set prior to the event.-
Wild Party, Lippa - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Coalmine
Sal takes a moment in an Alabama bus station to reflect on the odd existence of holy goofs in an eight to five world. -On The Road. Oneshot-
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Starve a Fever, Feed a Cold
Burrs gets the flu, and Queenie tries her best to be a good girlfriend. -The Wild Party, oneshot, set prior to the event. 1st Person POV-
Wild Party, Lippa - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Happiness and Hedonism reviews
Burrs says that hedonists can never be happy, but Nadine isn't quite sure. -The Wild Party, oneshot-
Wild Party, LaChiusa - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Changing History reviews
The Balladeer just wants to sing his song. The Proprietor has other things planned for the evening. ProprietorXBalladeer. An Assassins fic without an appearance by the assassins.
Assassins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
No Time To Tell reviews
She can't speak quickly enough to tell him that he clings to something that really did die 15 years ago. -Slight Sweeney/Lovett-
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete