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I read Harry Potter, Mass Effect, Btvs, Halo, Worm, D&D, random others.

I dislike Harry paired with Draco, Snape, Lucy or Voldie, they are horrible people, why inflict more torment on poor Harry. Movie Ron annoys me with his lazy attitude and jealousy, book Ron is much more likable. Hermione is great, a true friend. Ginny is pretty non existent in the films, she was okay in the books. Ron/Hermione is a terrible pairing. Harry/Ginny would be okay if we knew Ginny more than we do in canon. I'd like a story where Harry has the magical power equal to Dumbledore, and the passion to learn of Hermione. I don't think that would be OP. Neville and Luna should be in all stories more often. Don't like harem fics. A harem is a group of women/men that are kept around for the sole reason of sex. There is no relationship beyond that. Harry having a relationship with multiple people would be polyamours. Soul Bonds and Marriage contracts = puking. Needlessly bashing the Weasleys is weird, they are a really nice family. Dolores Umbridge, the quicker she dies the better your fic. I don't like fics where Harry is severely abused, it seems those stories only exist to see how much abuse writers can dump on him, the gobshites. All stories where Lily and James are somehow okay with abandoning Harry to live with the Dursleys, usually they are WBWL stories, they suck and you suck for writing garbage. Snape is not secretly a saint, he is a bitter, arrogant, obnoxious bully. Harry(JKR) must have been drunk or lost a bet when he named his son Albus Severus.

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Harry Potter And The Cursed Plotline by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry gets ambushed by two unfamiliar boys with oddly familiar faces and learns some very strange things. [Oneshot. Crackfic. Time travel. Albus-bashing (NOT Dumbledore-bashing). Not for "Cursed Child" fans.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/18/2019 - Harry P., Cedric D., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Harry Potter: Into the Potterverse by GanHOPE326 reviews
Harry raised his head from the book he was reading, snugly sat on top of his bunk, at the topmost floor of Ravenclaw Tower. Right in front of him, he saw himself. And that was only the least strange thing that would happen on that day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/7/2019 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 10,159 - Follows: 3,990 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 4,824 - Follows: 1,067 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 623 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete