Madi Holmes
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Joined 01-31-05, id: 750114, Profile Updated: 03-30-11
Author has written 40 stories for Harry Potter, House, M.D., Bones, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, Clerks, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

I've been writing for several years now. I'm not fast, but I like my stuff to have a modicum of quality. For all of you following my work for years now, I'm grateful. I love feedback and reviews and it's your support that keeps me writing fanfic.

Now for personal information. Right now, I'm in graduate school for forensic genetics, and got my degree in anthropology. I have travelled the Atlantic several times, and love to travel. I also love to write, but have no idea how to make money at it.

Sigh. Right now, I'm having massive issues posting a story to my site. It's a Doctor Who AU, and you can read it here: http://madiholmes.dreamwidth.org/ until things become resolved.

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The Mechanic and the Lemon Baker
"Dean's a mechanic and Cas is a lemon baker." I use this summary to good humoredly mock AU Destiel stories. It's not insulting, more of a long joke. Ennil from Reddit demanded that someone write "Cas is a lemon baker" story. So I did, because if I'm going to good naturedly mock something, I'm going to live up to it. So a platonic Destiel story it is. Not insulting, quite cute.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Band-Aiding the Bullet reviews
Missing scene, post Sharp Teeth- answers the question: "What happened to that lost bullet the evil werewolf stepmother shot before Dean killed her?" PG-13, slight Cronenberg-style organic horror. Not gross, just unsettling.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Dean W., Abbadon
The Outsiders
The Education of Dean Winchester trilogy. Mere days after Jess's death, Dean and Sam are holed up in a hotel. Even as Sam is curled up in a ball of pain and sadness, Dean starts to read his father's journal for the first time ever. He finally realizes what he needs to sacrifice for his family as they start on trying to patch their relationship as brothers back together again.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Loneliness of a Long Distance Hunter
Sequel to The Education of Dean Winchester, second in a trilogy Dean is twenty-one and out on his own. Working a case in rural Missouri, he suddenly realizes the power and enjoyment he finds in reading, albeit slightly against his will. Yes, I just wrote a dubcon reading story. Answers a few questions about Dean, how he can reference the literary books and authors in the show, and
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
That Old Black Magic reviews
Garth Fitzgerald IV and the gang all road trip to Troy, Iowa for a case. Hilarity ensues as Cas gets hit on constantly, Dean gets slapped constantly, and Garth teaches Kevin and Cas the finer points of bingo. Actual case fic with Garth having to learn where he fits in the Winchester foster family after a year or two of screw ups and mistakes.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,604 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Garth F., Kevin T. - Complete
The Education of Dean Winchester
Weechesters story. Dean's misadventures in reading and how he entertained his brother with odd reading choices and learned how to get his brother interested in stories too.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Jumpstarting the Last Moment in Time reviews
Dean and Sam (actually more Dean than Sam) have to make the bunker livable. Dean confronts his own past and emotions about finally having a permanent home after being lost in the Purgatory wilderness for a year. Discussions on food, cleanliness, and why Dean decided to nest as a coping strategy.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
Five Years Ago reviews
What if Henry Winchester hadn't screwed up? Note: This is a story that is not told in chronological order. Dean and Sam are sent to a universe where Henry didn't disappear for 60 years, and just how different that made the universe for everyone. It's not better, it's not worse. It's just different. R/R please.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sam W., Dean W.
And Then The Universe Made Sense reviews
Dean really is the moral center of the Spn universe. This isn't an AU so much as a What if?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Death - Complete
The Joy of Cooking reviews
Dean goes through Purgatory with Benny. Food and Sam help him get through all of it. Dean decides to change his ways of eating and cooking once he gets out, and decides on what he wants to make and what he really wants once he's out.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Dean W., Benny - Complete
The Fisher King reviews
This isn't so much a missing scene as a quasi-rewrite of the restaurant scene between Cas and Metatron. More of an expansion based on some really strange personality and morality shifts for Cas for like the 43rd time on this show.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Castiel - Complete
Even After All These Years reviews
Massive spoilers for House of the Dead: The future contains many surprises. What really happened after HotD. Happily Ever After can be a very long time.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Fragmented Time reviews
pre-series. Ianto and Lisa escape from London, and have to figure out a way to survive in a post-CW world. Ianto/Lisa. Jack shows up later on.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ianto J., Lisa H.
The Boy Who Survived reviews
Doctor Who AU. In 1940, a boy survives wartorn London the only way he can. As the war progresses, The Doctor becomes a refuge of saftey. Reviews are always welcome.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - 1st Doctor, 10th Doctor
Of Books, Coffee, and Tardis reviews
You know someone has a sense of humor when Super crackfic extraordinaire situations turn out to be canon. Just why was Lavinia Smith's book hanging around in Sherlock's stacks?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - 11th Doctor, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
A Scandal in Guildhall reviews
Modern re-telling of SiB. no Slash. Sherlock has to deal with unknown feelings. Actually "connects" with someone beyond John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Sherlock H.
Middlegame reviews
Watson's version of what happened during the pool. He will always be there for Sherlock. Spoilers for the end of The Great Game.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Painted Mule reviews
Watson finally takes Holmes to his first fight. Both are in thier early-mid 20s.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
An Abject Lesson in Economics reviews
A one-shot as to why Holmes required a roommate.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Mycroft H
Entomology isn't so boring with dead bodies reviews
Hodgins has to do a first grade "bring your parent to school" class presentation. Parker is there, and and he's six. And he acts six. Sequel to Brain Tumor story. There will be a sequel to this sequel. Btw, one bad word.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2009 - J. Hodgins, Parker B.
Nothing Beats Brain Tumor Card reviews
Booth has a massive favor to ask. Jack tries to get out of it. Continuation of my other fanfic work. Plus one rant on my part.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - J. Hodgins, S. Booth - Complete
Trust Inc reviews
Hodgins snaps. Sweets picks up the pieces. Please R/R
Bones - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - J. Hodgins, L. Sweets - Complete
Fifty Percent chance for Moisture reviews
Moist reflects. Well, okay, I reflect on Moist. Not so surprising crossover.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Howard W., Moist
Barney's First Time reviews
Barney does something he's never done before- not OOC, but put in a weird position. Also, there is a OFC, but definitely not a Mary Sue. Or even a Marty Stu not that kind of a first time, people
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Barney S. - Complete
Illusions of Happiness reviews
So here I am. Another year, another godawful Bones finale that I have to clean up. Hope you like it. Please let me know what you think. Not a sequel to Lavender, but in a similar vein. Super massive finale spoilers
Bones - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Zach A., L. Sweets - Complete
Year of the Dragonfly reviews
Hodgins is seventeen and has to figure out his life and how to be Hodgins without being a Hodgins. Will not feature Mary Sues or superawesome high school tales of love and superawesome cliques full of other Bones characters. R/R, please.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - J. Hodgins
A Strange Request reviews
Two stories about House, one histAU, one fluff. I found this on my computer last night, no idea if I wrote it or ripped it from the net. Can anyone tell me if they recognize it, because it reads like something I've written but I can't remember writing it
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/10/2009 - G. House - Complete
Party of None reviews
Hodgins gets sucked into a multi-cultural Chinese New Year Party hosted by Angela. Obviously, he's not a party person. Nor is Wendell. Plus an actual appearance by Brennan! A First! Please R/R
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/30/2009 - J. Hodgins - Complete
Should Old Acquaintances Be Forgot reviews
Hodgins has had a horrible year and needs to forget it. Drunktexting is never a good idea. Parker's future has great expectations, and the Booths get slammed for bad first names.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/9/2009 - J. Hodgins, S. Booth - Complete
Silence of a Sinner reviews
Tangential continuation of the Sweets-Zack series. Booth is a lot smarter than he even gives himself credit for. Zach finally realizes that fact.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Zach A., S. Booth - Complete
Turbulence of a Charmed Life reviews
One biography on Hodgins's life. A mix of fact and fiction, but, then again, so are all biographies. Reviews are always welcome.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - J. Hodgins - Complete
Shave and a Haircut reviews
Wilson needs House's help. Please R&R
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Burning of a Soul reviews
The tragedy of Zach's downfall.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Zach A. - Complete
Lavender reviews
Sequel to Burning of the Soul. The outcome of Zack's break with reality and how he actually got there. Let me tell you, I put far more thinking into this story in 20 minutes than the Bones writers did for the "Let's make Zack crazy" plotline.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Zach A., J. Hodgins - Complete
Happiness is a Warm Memory reviews
Chase has grown up and out. Not that he likes the consequences. Nostalgia and Introspection ensue. Depressing Crak!fic because I can . Slight deathfic
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Dreamer of the Day reviews
House as a boy ruminates on Cairo in 1969. Sequel to Egyptian Wood.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2008 - G. House - Complete
Egyptian Wood reviews
Oh where to begin: House as a kid in Egypt, bilingual cussing, underage drug use, class distortion, child abuse mention, the Beatles
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - G. House - Complete
You can Take the Oncologist out of New Jersey reviews
Wilson and House have to help a cancer patient and end up meeting some of the more disreputable friends from Wilson's past. Gratuitous pop culture jokes. Surprise Crossover
Crossover - House, M.D. & Clerks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - J. Wilson - Complete
Reflections of a Consumptive Mind reviews
Remus Lupin finds himself friends with a 17 year old wizard living on the streets of London. The two share an early morning dinner, reflecting on their past and the problems within their culture.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,286 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Of Teacups and Rats Candles and Books reviews
Fall, 1979. The Potter couple visit the Dursley family for lunch. James gets to meet his brother-in-law for the first time, while Lily and Petunia have a heart-to-heart about their past and possible future and the consequences of the present.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2005