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Joined 01-31-05, id: 750232
Author has written 8 stories for Ninja Turtles.

Hello out there! Here is a little something about me. I am 19 and a sophomore in college. I live in the US. More about me:

Likes:
TV Shows:
Heroes, CSI, Lost, Stargate SG-1, Firefly, Supernatural
Cartoons: TMNT, Static Shock, Justice League, Teen Titans
Books: Harry Potter, Da Vinci Code, anything by Dean Koontz, Anything by Michael Chrichton, Inheretance trilogy, Abhorsen Trilogy
Movies: Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Carribbean, Spiderman, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the first one), TMNT (The new one!), The Matrix, X-Men, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Boondock Saints, Serenity
Music: Panic! At the Disco, Rise Against, Halifax, The Fratellis, The Academy Is..., The Killers, The Hush Sound .

I do not like Spongebob Squarepants, Ashlee Simpson, Daredevil (the movie), the third TMNT movie (why? why?), Dumb reality shows on E!, and Sex and the City.

Some of my favorite quotes:

TMNT New Toon:

Donatello: Eat negative gravity you loser!

Michelangelo: Message of doom: when you care enough to send the very best.

Casey Jones: Those things aren't human!
Raphael: Well, in case you haven't noticed, neither am I.

Donatello: Been there, done that.
Raphael: Then go there and do it again.

Shredder: Say farewell to each other while you still can.
Michelangelo: Oh yeah, Mr. Spiky-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying farewell to... Uh... To yourself.
Raphael[Sarcastically Oh yeah, Mikey, that got him.

Leonardo: It can be. AND IT IS!

TMNT (New Movie):

Leonardo: Come to daddy!

Donatello: I'm not your enemy, I'm just Donnie, your friendly neighborhood tech support here to help you 24 hours a day sir. I mean ma'am!

Raphael: Grab a vine, Jungle Boy.
Michelangelo: Ha, jungle boy. That's a good one.

Michelangelo: I'm smart.

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Further Misadventures of the Mentally Unstable by Melodist reviews
The wackiness continues as Austin's old life begins to catch up with her. Can the guys keep her safe from the demons in her past, and more importantly... from herself?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,833 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/22/2005
Dark Waters by Vestque the Artist reviews
A single trail led from that black book to the gaping hole in the concrete ground, its contents being the only clue as to what happened that night. Pure water, mingled with that of human blood...“I am...not what was, nor what was to be. I am...renewed."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,221 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/23/2005
Dead of Night by lost-katana reviews
Leo's having bad nightmares, so real that they're affecting his reality. Rated PG13 for later chapters. Please read! It's good! OC [Won Third Place for Best ActionAdventure in the 2005 FanFic Competition]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,232 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Leonardo - Complete
Plague by Sassyblondexoxo reviews
Something horrible is attacking the city of New York...and it's spreading quickly. Winner of 2005 Fanfic Awards Best Horror and second place Best Story of the Year.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,484 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 1/16/2005
Unknown Creature by tmntyyh reviews
What happens when something that would rather not be known about, is discovered by the turtles? The first thing it wants to do is get rid of them, but in order to do that, they have to be afraid. Character deaths.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Eternal Hours by Chimera of Ebony reviews
Rated for violence, angst, torture and mild swearing. Leo and Raph are captured by Hun and Shredder, only to be tortured in the worst way ever. To believe each other are dead...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,969 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Complete
Suicide by lost-katana reviews
Leo made a sacrifice long ago, a vow to protect his brothers. He killed a part of himself, but now, that piece won't stay dead. After Splinter's death, a repressed memory is discovered. But how bad is it? [Voted Best Angst and 2nd Best Story of the Year]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,851 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Leonardo - Complete
Imprisoned by pacphys reviews
Imprisoned by Bishop, Michelangelo questions his own sanity and perhaps saves his brother's in the process.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Scientific Method by Reluctant Dragon reviews
A new twist to the old tale. Everything you ever thought you knew about how the Turtles came to be... was wrong. Now Complete! Finished Second in the Category !Best Drama! for the 2005 TMNT Fanfic Awards!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,259 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Mona Lisa Smile by Melodist reviews
A Misadventures TieIn. Mona Lisa enters into the story and we will learn just what part she played in the creation of the mutagen that transformed the turtles into the mutants they are today. Chapter 3 is up.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005
Misadventures of the Mentally Unstable by Melodist reviews
Complete! A drunk and seemingly insane woman somehow manages to find herself in the company of four large, intelligent turtles. Is it just another hallucination, or could these creatures actually be real?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,893 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Further Mutations by pacphys reviews
We all know how the story began with a canister of ooze transforming four turtles and a rat into humanoid form. What if now, 21 years later, the ooze had more in store for them?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,599 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
Don't Play With Your Food by jaxink reviews
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Leo observes his brother's interesting eating habits. First place for BEST MICHELANGELO SCENE in the 2005 TMNT Fanfic Competition -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
StockTello Enterprises by pacphys reviews
A foray into a side of Donatello that we never, ever see. A potential that even he is afraid of. This is the darkest thing that I have ever written.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,433 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
The Replacement by kikiyophoenix19 reviews
It would take a miracle to keep the TMNT together after they lose a loved one. Can a lost soul help other lost souls?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,636 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005
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In Theory reviews
Some things sound good in theory, but in reality, end up being awful. Mikey learned that the hard way.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Encrimsoned reviews
So much blood. I stand in the middle of it all, surveying my handiwork. Because, of course, it is I who spilled so much. Who else could it have been?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Specimen reviews
Wanna guess what one of a Ninja Turtle’s biggest fears is? It’s not the Foot. It’s not alien attacks or Agent Bishop, either, though he uses them. Here, I’ll give you a hint. Its examination tables.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Raphael - Complete
The Other Side of Glass reviews
[Sequel to Through The Looking Glass] 3 months later, NotStockman wants revenge. Great...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005
Television Trouble reviews
Donatello just wants to relax for a minute. Is that too much to ask? Oh wait, yes it is.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Donatello - Complete
Music, Softly Played reviews
When a woman leaves all of her possessions to Second Time Around, April falls in love with a beautiful music box. But this box holds a deep evil the likes of which the Turtles have never seen. They must uncover its secret before it claims one of their own
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2007
Candlelight reviews
Candlelight flickers as Leo trains harder than ever. He is changed, no one can deny that. What consequences will his new actions cause?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2005
Through the Looking Glass reviews
Raphael finds himself in a strange and dangerous world.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,639 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005